The Real Housewives of NJ: Danielle's Beautiful Mug Shot
After last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, they aired an ESCANDALO preview of next week's episode which revealed that Danielle's whory past could be found in a book called "Cop Without A Badge." Well, here is the stunning mug shot from the book. It's nice to know that Danielle had a face that said "I Will Suck Yo Dick For A Puff" even back then. Some things never change.
"Cop Without A Badge" is about Kevin Maher, a criminal turned informant for the New York Police Department and the FBI. Back then, Danielle apparently went by the name of Beverly Merrill. Beverly was a coke whore who was a stripper and overall slut. My idol.
Before hooking up with her, Kevin was warned that Beverly was bad news. Beverly was arrested for extortion, kidnapping and possession. Beverly got caught up in the kidnapping of some rich kid who owed a drug dealer a bunch of cash.
Eventually, Kevin left his wife and stepson for Beverly. The relationship sucked from the beginning, because he couldn't deal with Beverly passing that pussay around all over town. Kevin even got so jealous one time that he stuck a gun in one of her other boyfriend's crotch outside of a Bennigan's.
When Kevin told Beverly he wanted a family, she told him she wasn't the mother type. They broke up. Kevin last saw her in 1992 shaking her chichis for pennies at a strip club named Shakers in Carlstadt, NJ.
I wonder if Danielle/Beverly used her mug shot as her comp card when she worked for Ford Models?
From watching the preview for next week's episode, it looks like Danielle is all upset about this info getting out. But why? So she took off her clothes for money. Who hasn't?! So she did a little (or a ton) of coke in the 80s. Who didn't?! So she got arrested for kidnapping a rich kid and holding him for ransom. We've all been there!
Danielle should be more ashamed that she's dating a 26-year-old who has the bald spot of a 55-year-old and the face of a dude who voted for Nixon.
Source: NJ.Com
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In the one where she faces the camera, she kinda looks like John Walsh! WTF!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And yet, she's STILL classier than all the other mobbed-up blood stained skanks on that horrible show.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:34pm.
I don't watch any of the shows mk posts about either (except lost, I ♥ Richard). No wonder MK drinks and partakes - otherwise his brains would be day old lumpy oatmeal from watching all that shit.
*gossie baby waves to slutty*
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Fuck, this broad makes me look classy and that ain't easy to do. Excuse me, the coochie wants to see that picture of Hugh before she goes to bed.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
"The face of a dude who voted for Nixon."
I don't even watch this hot mess, I just read what MK writes about it.
I glimpsed a snippet of Jon and Kate Masturb8 at a friend's house and Jon looked like a wussy and Kate had major cunt face. NO BIG SURPRISE, I learned all that shit right here. Thanks MK!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:54pm.
Who is this whore??? She's FABULOUS...She can be Tiger's BFF...(VH1 reality show coming soon (untitled)...Who will survive to be Tiger's BFF????)... Yeah, you know you whores would watch...*pickin' tiger teef*...
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BFF? What is that in tiger speak? Bitch For Fondue?
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Pssht...No! *melting Gruyere cheese in gigantic pot*...What? What? This has nothing to do with my reality show or my soon to be released single "Fondue You"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:54pm.
Who is this whore??? She's FABULOUS...She can be Tiger's BFF...(VH1 reality show coming soon (untitled)...Who will survive to be Tiger's BFF????)... Yeah, you know you whores would watch...*pickin' tiger teef*...
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BFF? What is that in tiger speak? Bitch For Fondue?
You going all Graham Kerr on us?
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pay up fakery faker. and get a real job and BF! I see the first NOSE/face!
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Bitch tried to meet my man on rich men dot whateverthefuck last week!
*side eye*
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She didn't REALLY change her name. In the book it said "Danielle" was her stripper name! Give her SOME credit...she didn't just pull that name out of her coked-clogged schnozz!!
Hey Gretchen Rossi...you need to send Danielle/Beverly a Big Thank You for making YOU look like Mother Theresa!!
Submitted by CheekyChops on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:49pm.
That sounds muddled. Contempt is when you've violated a court order. I guess it's possible there was an order telling one of them to pay the fees, but sounds bizarre.
Who is this whore??? She's FABULOUS...She can be Tiger's BFF...(VH1 reality show coming soon (untitled)...Who will survive to be Tiger's BFF????)... Yeah, you know you whores would watch...*pickin' tiger teef*...
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The war isn't working.
Here's a link to that story about her recent arrest: http://realabsurd.blogspot.com/2009/05/danielle-staub-arrested.html
Submitted by CheekyChops on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:45pm.
i just read that she was arrested and handcuffed at her mansion last night for not paying her attorney fees (sounds strange). Star Magazine is reporting that.
Not possible. Maybe for something else.
i just read that she was arrested and handcuffed at her mansion last night for not paying her attorney fees (sounds strange). Star Magazine is reporting that.
I changed my name when I was 12 but didnt realize until I grew up how freaking odd all my friends probably thought that was at the time. And thanks to Dr Drew and Tawny Kittaen, I now know that I was just crazy.
omgoodness. this is exceptional. joins in with the *golf clap*. she's rockin the "sissy" in urban cowboy.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:11pm.
I don't care about her past. I like Danielle/Beverly much better than the Mafia Sisters or that crazy bitch who pays cash for everything with the ugly little Geico Cave babies.
OMG - laughing hard at this Auntie!!
Viva La Beverly!!
I can't wait till the Carmela Soprano wanna-be housewife (the older, fat one) breaks it down for her "family style". I wonder how many of them are gonna have security goomba's at the reunion show.
Oooopps.
See?! See?! This is what happens when you try to better yourself. People will always remember that you are actually a whore.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Well, I'm impressed, I must say. I figured she was busted for some hoe shit, but this exceeded my expectations. *golf clap*
Escandalo!! Did she honestly think that people wouldn't find out?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
This bitch brings the HEAT!
I can just see her stopping in at the Woodbine in Cherry Hill for some vodka road pops, before heading down to the Wildwood shore for a weekend of wet t-shirt contests and Bon Jovi cover bands.
Screw Danielle. Viva la Beverly!
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Is this the same woman that claimed she had a "Black American Express Card" before Madonna did? Shows how much I paid attention while watching the premier last week.
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I don't care about her past. I like Danielle/Beverly much better than the Mafia Sisters or that crazy bitch who pays cash for everything with the ugly little Geico Cave babies.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
This twat has a face only a mother could love from a distance.
The Real HW of New Jersey is sooooooooo BORING!! What a total snooze fest. The women at not interesting at all. This one is a total FAIL!
gah...beverly/danielle had a fug face back in 1986 and she a fug face now...some things never change..
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
a stripper-kidnapper-extortionist and a cokehead. that's such an 80s resume.
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Just when I didn't think this post could get more glamorous then the gun in the crotch at the Bennigan's, MK hits us with a strip club named Shakers.
Lot's of glamour in this post.
I'm always fascinated by people who one day completely change their name. I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to say to everyone I know, "Hey, start calling me Kelly from now on."
"Beverly was a coke whore who was a stripper and overall slut. My idol."
Can't.Stop.Laughing.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
It's hilarious that this is getting out now, since she tries to give off that milf vibe on the show. What a twat.
Who are these twats? I just can't get in to "reality" tv.
ugh.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Who hasn't shot a guys crotch at a Bennigans? Those potato skins sent me on a rampage.