Thursday, May 28th 2009
Crack Dealers Accept AMEX?
American Express has filed a lawsuit against Courtney Love, because she owes them $352,059.67 in charges and unpaid fees. Courtney hasn't made any payments, so her three AMEX cards have been suspended. Courtney's publicist, Mr. Twitter, had this to say:
"outliers waits and im only on chapter 2 teh 10000 hour rule amerex come on i have a good feeling about your solid i bet taurean ass!"
At least I think she's talking about AMEX. But it's Courtney, so she could be talking about anything including Nigerian thieves, Cialis salesmen, the Acai Berry diet and sexy Russian girlfriends.
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I'm surprised she didn't say Ryan Adams and Billy Corgan did it. That's probably coming.
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What a WasteOid........
Next she'll be selling Francis Bean's DNA to Kurt Corbain fans that want to have his test tube genetically engineered baby. Or she'll just sell frances bean outright like that father tried to do in india. It's all she's got left to prostitute.
@ Dramaqueen. True. In fact, since they get all their clothes and perks for free anyways, what did she spend it on? What irks me is that people like her not paying it off means that people like me ultimately suffer as it goes to increases in user fees. And darn in, I need to use that card when something goes wrong with the old car so that I can get to work, or pick up medication that costs sixteen bucks a pill, etc. Slag.
I think Frances B. will be okay, in spite of Courtney. If anything, it gives her an example of what not to do as a person and parent.
That said, I hate Tim Fuckin Horton's. That shit is all over the state of Michigan, which is really just a more retarded version of Canada. Too cold, rednecky, camping-obsessed hockey fans. It doesn't even have anyplace cool and cultural like Toronto, except for Ann Arbor and even that's getting too callow yuppie-ish.
my new avatar! thanks!
Maybe she's attempting to read Outliers By Malcolm Gladwell... does she know this requires at least a 2nd grade reading level?
EDIT: Actually - yes, i've verified it via Amazon's Look Inside feature... This bitch is actually trying to read... twitter me this batman!
I bet she put all her plastic surgeries on those cards..ewww.
What a fine example for her daughter she is setting.
GOD DAMN! I wish I'd murdered my husband & stolen my daughter's trust fund so I could get away with the shit she does! Fuck bills -- I'd much rather spend my money on plastic surgery & drugs! I'm so fucking sick of these rich "celebs" who think they're entitled to everything & owe nothing in return. FUCK YOU, COURTNEY! Some of us work for a fucking living, put our children first, & pay our fucking bills.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by sparkle586 on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:03am.
She is completely insane.
I don't know, I definitely don't want to start an argument, debate, or fight over whether or not she is a homocidal bitch that killed Kurt Cobain. I HATE getting into discussions like that. I don't think she killed Kurt, but at the same time i's exhausting arguing with the majority that fervently believes this or just says it because they like Nirvana more...
But, anyways, I think I'd be batshit crazy if I had a fucked up childhood, my husband killed himself and it seems like everyone in the universe hates you and wants you to die all the while throwing shotgon bullets on stage while you're trying to cope and go on with your life.
Of course, the drugs don't help at all either, but it's pretty obvious why she does them.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Submitted by mutlee on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:03am.
I just love this crazycrackwhoredruggieblondinabottlewhackjob! Love her!!!I always thought she should have played Nancy Spungen opposite Gary Olman in Sid and Nancy.
BTW she played Gretchen in the movie.
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You and me both, mutlee. I'm pretty sure we're minorities on this one. All throughout junior high and highschool I listened to Hole non-stop.
They were definitely my favorite band. I also love the way she used to dress with the torn babydoll dresses and slips, maryjanes, and barettes,and her shaggy bedhead peroxide blonde hair. She's just really amusing and a fascinating person to watch since she's so crazy.
:Waits to be getting lots of shit and dirty looks for saying this:
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Submitted by nuggetbutt on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:32am.
is it me or does she not look like she belongs at the end of the movie death becomes her.. ?
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I'm thinkin Faces of Death! same thing, right?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
She's such a crackhead and plastic surgery disaster! You'd think some of the celebrities would research their plastic surgeons!
Based on the number of times each day that rock radio stations still play Come As You Are, Teen Spirit, and Pennyroyal Tea, C-Love will never run out of money.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:42am.
I'd rather Thed Wings win than Pretty boy Crosby!
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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:27am.
The thing is, Reeter, that I think her portion of Kurt's estate will never end. Doesn't she get the majority of Nirvana royalties? She'll never be without money unless she signs over her rights? I can't remember. I wasn't a huge Nirvana fan, but I did get interested in the story when people started saying it was her fault he died. And I bet the other Nirvana band members love it when her disatrous azz is plastered all over the tabloids. I'm going to go Wiki her and see what her money deal is...brb
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:27am.
Courtney! Pay your bills!
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I can't wait til she's 50 and discovers she HAS BROKE AND IN BANKRUPTCY.
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It's coming - soon. I have always felt sorry for her kid. Courtney is something else!
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 11:27am.
Courtney! Pay your bills!
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I can't wait til she's 50 and discovers she IS BROKE AND IN BANKRUPTCY.
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Well that picture doesn't make my groinal area all hot and bothered.
BTB- Tim Horton's donuts fucking ROCK!!!
is it me or does she not look like she belongs at the end of the movie death becomes her.. ?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/goldie%20hawn%20in%20death%20becomes%...
Courtney! Pay your bills!
I luvs me a Timmies double double with breakfast sandwich when we road trip.
(and I'm not fat!)
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It's Suze, like in booze.
you got shares in Timmy's CRAZY ? LOL
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:03am.
She is completely insane.
I have a friend who is a psychiatrist. He says that he has clients who are truly disturbed but not dangerous enough to have committed. They are out walking the streets and part of society and will be until they hurt someone else or themselves.
The only solution is to be able to recognize them and know how to neutralize or deal with them.
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Sounds like he's talking about my crazy crack head aunt. Even the police dont want her in jail. We need to bring back insane asylums.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:52am.
Tim Horton's coffee has to be THE most overrated coffee.
Second Cup spanks Timmy's ass.
I'll spank your ass if you say one more bad thing about my Timmy's!!! LOL!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:57am.
I am one of these sad people that drink it everyday at work! I drink tea at home. I am not a coffee connoiseur, so paying $4 for a coffee is insane to me, I could buy a beer for that!!! LOL!
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No red wings of any kind for this gal.
I was born in Pittsburgh.
:)
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:52am.
Tim Horton's coffee has to be THE most overrated coffee.
Il est overrated aussi?
EEG: yeah, that's true, I couldn't think of an American equivalent, I remember going there by Niagra Falls and I think I bought blunts there, LOL
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:52am.
Tim Horton's coffee has to be THE most overrated coffee.
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Ooh, but I do love those high-calorie vanilla drink things they make. It's a good thing I don't live near a Horton's because I would be fat as a house from those babies.
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CRAZY,
I know, I know. We stopped there a week ago and I shit you not every last person bar me was FAT.
And it was not my choice, just the only thing on the highway. There is some stupid stat about Canadians in urban areas never being more than a km away from a Timmies.
Sad.
Susan Boyle dropping the 'F Bomb' is more newsworthy than this dried up crackwhore mumbling twatmuffin.
Bad coffee, doughnuts, and chili?!?!?! *booking Greyhound Bus ticket to Canadialand*
Tim Horton's coffee has to be THE most overrated coffee.
Second Cup spanks Timmy's ass.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:48am.
Thems fighting words EEG! :)
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:42am.
I'd rather Thed Wings win than Pretty boy Crosby!!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Snowy Dee,
NO it is not Starbucks of Canada. It is a doughnut and coffee shop with extras like chili etc.
I hate Timmies coffee. Yuck. It is like American truck stop java.
Stoney mentioned slurred texting yesterday. ^^^^ Courtney's little twatter post there is living proof of it.
Ohhhhh, ok. Thanks Snowy. ♥ I think it's gonna take more than some regular coffee to decipher Courtney speak. Maybe substitute the creamer for angel dust.
Timmy's is Tim Hortons, more like Dunkin' Donuts than Starfucks.
DeeDee it's like starbucks in Canada? I think....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
What are Timmy's? My half-assed Googling didn't give me an answer.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:21am.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:18am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:11am.
He'll eff you while Aunt Flo's in town, but no oral pleasure.
WHAAAT, No oral!
*************** I thought you were Leaf's fan not the Red Wings!
So she finally drank and drug'd away all the Kurt money.
Guilt will do that.
Please send Timmy's!
You'd be surprised how few places accept Amerex, so I'm surprised she was able to charge up that much.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 10:04am.
Morning!
I haven't had enough Timmy's to tanslate this!
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All the Timmy's in the world won't help decode that mess.