The Ice Queen In Red
Nicole Kidman has washed away the cat pee in her hair and has gone back to her natural red! Well, she's probably naturally grey now, but before that red grew from her roots! I must say that the red makes her look like her heart has beat at least once in the past 24-hours and that she won't shank you with her eyes if you attempt to hug her. I HATE IT! I like my Nicole Kidman as icy as possible! The red probably melted all the icicles that are usually hanging from her crotch. Booo!
Nicole should've dragged Keith Urban to the JcPenney salon with her. Keith's mop is only at Stage 2 Kate Gosselin hair. Keith's missing the little beaver ass bush on the top. All he has to do is add that, feed it some kibble and then bask in his own hotness.
Here's Nicole wearing my abuelita's one good nightgown while leaving the Broadway play God of Carne Asada with her husband last night. Cue up the knocked up rumors! But even a breadstick would look 6-months pregnant in that dress.


Her hair still looks dead to me. Cut if off already. She looked great in Birth and The Stepford Wives.
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why doesnt she embrace her true colour GREY! and fuck she looks preggy
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MUCH better. Embrace your red, Nicole.
I like the red too. And she can do henna which works if she's preggers-which she totally looks in thumbnails 2-6. Remember this is pillow baby woman. She never looks this fat.
I think this suits her better than the blonde hair. Like less ice queenish, which is a good thing for her. For us though, the ice queen look is pretty much the way to go, it goes better with the whole botox frozen in time face, you know?
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she's lookin like CARRIE'S MOM! "THey're all gonna laugh at you!"
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i think its just because her hair is naturally pretty coarse and curly, and if you don't get it professionally blown out it looks like that on top. like she just ironed and curled the bottom 3/4s.
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I think her hair looks wiggy too. It's just weird how the first two inches seem to be stuck horizontally to her head. I'm sure it never looked like that before or is it because she usually has her hair up?
I think it's a lace wig. Look at the point on her forehead.
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I think the only time this woman ever looks good is when someone professionally dresses her. On the red carpet she looks fabulous and in the movies she looks fabulous but in 99% of all pap pics she looks aweful. I think it is just her style of clothing though. She wears alot of oxford shirts with sweatervests and jeans and tennis shoes. Just strange combinations I guess and am glad she is no longer a slave to fashion ad goes for what she's comfy in. Poor Katie has to do that now - she looks about 20 years older than she is but usually looks more elegant than she ever did prior to Tom. He must make his wives come to him for inspection before leaving the house. Haha. I wonder if he kept Nicoles clothes when they got a divorce and now has Katie wearing them??
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She looks GORGEOUS! So much better than the last couple years. She actually kinda reminds me of the way she looked in "Practical Magic." (Don't hate me... I love that movie.) She was stunning then!
The red hair is a major improvement...but please no more celeb pregnancies for at least a couple of days...My soul cant take much more! In her YOUTH she had years of infertility with Tom & now she is suddenly fertile?? I still occassionally have to wonder about Suri.
The Fug Girls have long maintained that Nicole should go back to her natural red hair, which suited her complexion and eyes best, and boy, were they right! She almost looks human and warm now.
I think she went blond after she left Tommy Girl - something to distance herself from that horrible experience, even though she was at her most beautiful when she was married to him.
M.E., bitchette, EEG
Werd. I'm too big in the boobage for empire waists. Love the look and have a couple of tops but they hang lonely and unworn in my closet too.
Bitchette - EXACTLY!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:28pm.
right? besides the pregnant part, its great when the seam that is supposed to be beneath your bust is like a 1/2 inch below your nipple, and if you pull it down beneath thems you look like a hookr.
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Bitchette - I can't do empire waist either, they make me look pregnant. Empire waists are not for big tittied wimmenz. They don't make the boob part wide (long) big enough for the boobies, so they get smooshed all up in your neck. I have one shirt that is SOOOO GD pretty, but I look like I'm 5 months pregnant in it.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:20pm.
well thanks for lookin! :)
*grumbles*
notthatihaveanymoneytogoshoppingwithanyways........
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I can't find it bitchette! This is going to bother me all day.
*continues googling*
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Bitchette,
Very true. Bought a very nice linen summer top with the empire waist. Have worn it once.
Nice way to waste $80 EEG you dumb ho.
ok- i was wearing a dress the other day with an empire waist line and when i would walk, the dress clung to the front of me and made my tummy look huge, like i was wondering of other people would think i was pregnant (i'm not) so it's just these dresses. no matter how thin you are.
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Here's Nicole wearing my abuelita's one good nightgown .................
LMFAO!!! MK, you kill me!!!
Maybe Nicole wants to look like her babys mommy??... Doesn't she have red hair?... I don't know..... not a loonie
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
and she does look oddly pregnant....
whoa. as a huge Nicole Kidman fan (which is soooo hard to be on this site, lol), i'm stoked about her going back to the red. she looks like the Nicole Kidman i remember. i can't believe how pleased i am. Dear God, i've become one of those crazy fans. never would've thunk it.
bitchette, I gonna go try to find it on the website
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:08pm.
macy's you say??
*grabs keys*
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Dalls - Suri is not Tommy Girls spawn.
Katie was already pregnant when he interviewed her as his stepford.
I saw the most beautifulest bright emerald green maxi dress at macy's with little brown and grey stones around the halter part and I thought, GOTDAMN that would look hot on a redhead!
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PSL - it makes total and complete sense.
She looks more pregnanat than when she was "confirmed" pregnant
Ok, red heads should NEVER wear pink or shall I say HOT pink..............whewww! That color does nothing or her!
I have been thinking about Chefcammi too! Hope all is well.
M.E. ~ If Tommy boy can not produce enough swimmers to get someone preggy then, where did Suri come from? So confused!
M.E.
Your new troll friend threw down the gauntlet. Get thee over to the Brit Shit thread pronto.
Well *I* think she was pregnant. It's TOM who has the problem!
(which is why Suri won't get a sibling or I would die of shock)
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you bitches are crazy! OF COURSE she was pregnant.
*trying to channel loons*
that baby is a product of the divine ice queen herself. how could god let her go through life without passing on her gorgeous and queenly genes??
but srsly- i thought tom was the one who couldn't have a babeh?
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:47pm.
Have we seen her sister since Sunday was born????
--Yes, unfortunately. The scarier looking but much more fertile sister was at the recent "ASTRA" awards.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/PS4cQBQNGHQ/7th+Annual+ASTRA+Awards+Arriv...
Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:50pm.
I'm thinking about chefcammi. Hope that that kid is makes like a baby and head out!
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She should be well taken care of, Right? If they have to induce or C section because the baby is too late, she will have good Doctors around her. I can sense her and she feels like a strong lady. I know that sounds strange. Sorry.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:44pm.
Hmm, that is the exact same for me. But it's fine for me when I'm in a thread.
Me too and I'm using IE.
she never really was preggers? hmm, I love conspirisy typo, theory.
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Fucka doodle-do.
No I believe she never had a babay either. Living 10 years with Cruise taught her to be a master at deceiving the general public.
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That ad for "Utherverse.com" HAS TO GO. Is there really anybody stupid enough to buy into this shit?
I'm thinking about chefcammi. Hope that that kid is makes like a baby and head out!
M.E., I love that you are in on the pregnancy conspiracy with me.....lol
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
haven't these biatches heard of spanx?
"These thighs haven't gone out of the house without Lycra on them since I was 14 years old"
"You were brought up right"
Hollywood hoes need to take a lesson from Dolly in Steel Magnolias.
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Not pregnant. At all.
Have we seen her sister since Sunday was born???? Is she still in hiding trying to lose all the baby weight?
she looks much better.
you also can't go to light after forty, you start getting the granny thing going on.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Not sure if that is a babay in there, or if she actually just ate a meal.
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M.E. yes, and that's exactly how mine looks too, once you click on the threads you can see them
OMG I want some chocolatay!
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Submitted by HereForTheRide on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 12:41pm.
M.E. - I can't see the tags or the ads on the side and the picture of Susan Boyle is gone.
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Hmm, that is the exact same for me. But it's fine for me when I'm in a thread.