Pot & Kettle Are Having A Party!
Parasite Hilton's family bought her from the back of a truck in Chinatown, so she's the last bitch who should be calling anything fake. And that's exactly what she has called The Hills.
At last night's FiFi Awards, Parasite said she's never seen an episode, but her current wart-pincher used to be on it and he thought it was lame. The pre-op ostrich said, "The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it's lame. I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."
Wonky is right. The Hills is fake and her "My Butt Fucker Friend" show should have been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Documentary. Grand delusions! On the other hand, this skank whore is an expert of all things fake and lame, so she would know.
And Doug, no matter what Justin Gaston told you, your totally awesome powers of concentration aren't going to make those puss-filled pimples grow.
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Why is she always leaning back, away from what's his name, halitosis - gonorrhea of the throat? Swear to god she can't stand up straight if her life depended on it. Swayback bitch is on her 14th minute thank god.
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I first read that title as "Pot and Kettle Are Having a Baby." Thankfully, God has spared us from that Doomsday sign for now.
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why is she still getting in my face! she's old and a neverhasbeen
Paris translation: I had never heard of The Hills because I'm too wrapped up in important things, like... shoes and the color pink and learning how to send an email. When my boyfriend told me he had been on a show, I said "Let's watch it!"
Then he told me "nah, it's terrible and fake, you're too good to watch it"
Doug translation: Holy fuck! I can't let her watch it! What if she sees me 2 episodes ago going to Hawaii with Brody Jenner and sees how we were drooling at bitches! I know, I'll tell her it's fake and bad.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 8:49pm.
She's never seen it because it's too deep and meaningful and hard for her to follow. She probably needs the plot of a Family Circus comic explained to her.
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Yeah...*flipping hair*...cuz like 'Anally Circus' was so hot *putting on lip gloss*...It totally inspired me to get my asshole bleached...
Um, can we, like, go to a club now, cuz without coke and booze this conversation is totally boring...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's never seen it because it's too deep and meaningful and hard for her to follow. She probably needs the plot of a Family Circus comic explained to her.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
pre-op ostrich!!!!!!!!!!
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Rich families in the past used to marry each other (like an arranged marriage). It was understood that the kids would go off to finishing school, sow their wild oats in their junior year abroad and then settle down and head charity events. Paris is what happens when a rich guy marries a model/actress/whatever. No class.
The wonk is so bad it went totally to the other side. It also made her close her other eye completely. Holy hell!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I love how MK totally seethes with rage over Wonky from how he classifies this post. LOL! The pot & kettle have just exploded from meeting each other...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Do you guys suppose they pose during sex?. You know, like, push, pause, hold that pose. Pull, pause and so on and so forth....
They look like wax figures.
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
she has chameleon eyes...
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Plans change, Dreams never should...
Awesome photo of the wonk, MK!
wow the wonk is in full force on this one.
they are so perfect for each other
"LOL, Please whore, you are not beautifull, you are not smart, you are not well educated. WTF?"
How many people from families as rich as hers drop out of high school? And as for her "beauty" her jaw is as tranny-looking as her feet. She needs to get some botox to her mandibles stat!
Sorry if anybody has posted this before, but this whore is so fucking deluysional it kind of makes me laughs
"Everything he does is romantic. He's amazing and we're really happy. He's beautiful, he's smart, he's well-educated and he treats me like a princess. We're just very much alike."
LOL, Please whore, you are not beautifull, you are not smart, you are not well educated. WTF?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by chewba on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:05pm.
dorothy parker
I thought the Algonquin frowned on "fuckpole"?
true and true.
Vile trampoline.
Everytime you post a pic of these two, I'm afraid you are gonna say she's knocked up. *praying to Jebus, Buddha, Allah, and Xenu that this NEVER happens*
He looks like Ryan Reynolds in that picture. These two are so gross. Perfect for each other. I hope they don't spawn more ooze. Ews.
This bitch makes my trigger finger itch. She probably got that wonk from her head-giving "skills".
And surely he's not staring at her tits. I think he's just trying to find a point where he can't see her tan-gerine, wonk, beak, mom hair, flipper feet or bruises in his peripheral vision.
LOVE the "your vagina is large" tag MK♥!! Ahahahaha!
This is the most phony couple ever!
He's a phony fuck so he's perfect for her.
Paris is getting old and she's trying to stay important. But she sucks and always will.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Submitted by chewba on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:05pm.
dorothy parker
I thought the Algonquin frowned on "fuckpole"?
Why is he staring at her non-tits in such a sleazy way?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:36pm.
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No, no, no!! You must kill the root of all evil (Parasite) first, and then her unholy disciples (Speidi, Lilo, Brit Brit, et al) will start wilting away on their own - pfft, do I have to explain everying??
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
God, I love Wonky bashing...it is such a great way to get my endorphins going...lets see with this truly class act here that is so natural and feminine, and demure...I am so impressed with her depth and ability to analyze life so thoroughly and always right on target! Way to go Wonk-ster...you are truly a genius...all kidding aside anyone want to save the human race, everyone's sanity, and just off this waste of space...opening bid is .01...she is not even worth that...but hey it is a recession...
Paris is the most disgusting and ignorant
person on the face of this earth. I do not
understand how any man could want to spend
five minutes with her, someone needs to feed
her some poison hemlock and rid the earth of
her for good. And burn all those clown-like
outfits she's been wearing after the hemlock
kicks in.
This coming from someone who said they only slept with two men and has never done drugs. She is the biggest fake of them all.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:37pm.
Smurfy, I'm pretty sure it's Mark Twain
dorothy parker
vapid cunt! please, because HER show is sooooo "real"!
kill her before Speidi. she needs to die NOW. A horrible, painful death.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
No one was even being mean to Charlie, lol. He's just sensitive. LOL! Case in point:
I WOULDNT HURT A FLY. IM THE DEFINITION OF LOVE. A LIZARD ON THE ROCK. A BUG IN THE BUSH. WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT OR FORREST WITH THE SUN ON MY FACE. PICKING UP A CHICKADEE IN MY HAND OR PETING A DEER. LISTENING TO THE WATER GENTLY RUN DOWN THE CREEK AND THE FISH JUMP. WATCHING THE MORNING DEW SLOWLY DRY ON THE LEAVES AND THE SUN RISE AND SET.
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CHUCK.....WAS WORKING AND TRYING TO MAKE SOME MONEY!!! THOSE MEAN FUCKS ARE JUST SITTING AROUND ON THEIR THUMBS WAITING FOR THE LOSERS OF AMERICAN IDOL AND DANCES WITH THE FUCKHEADS TO RETURN!!
thanks Nicole.
I'd kill spedi in a heartbeat.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:37pm.
Smurfy, I'm pretty sure it's Mark Twain
whoever it said, is smarter than I am.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
i choose speidi as well. i will do the deed myself. those fuckers i hate with a passion.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by KD on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:35pm.
winky makes me think of gross things i don't want to think about.
the whispering eye!!!!!
it means vagina! LMAO!!!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Gee, "Design on a Dime" is looking like a better source of entertainment today. It is probably useful to know whose got herpes....not that Joey will be banging either one of them.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Smurfy, I'm pretty sure it's Mark Twain.
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Fucka doodle-do.
if you could have either Paris or Speidi killed who would you chose? I chose Speidi...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Its almost like the wieght of her good eye is too much so the other closes. Kinda like a Balance scale.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
If she gets any wonkier, she would actually be winking. Maybe we should call her Winky instead.
Submitted by jim on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:28pm.
THIS CUNTS WHOLE LIFE IS FUCKING FAKE, AND IF YOU WATCH EITHER OF THESE FUCKING SHOWS YOU ARE ABOUT AS SMART AS THIS FUCKING BITCH TOO!!
CHARLES MANSON
JIM, JIM. YOU FUCKER. WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU YESTERDAY. THESE ASSHOLES WERE MEAN AS HELL TO ME. I TRIED TO FUCKING PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE BUT COULD HAVE USED YOU AS A BACKUP.
Wonder whatever happened to that "Paris" guy Greek billionaire shipping heir she was scheduled to marry before his family threatened to cut him off completely. Glad to see her slumming it with a dude who probably makes as much as your typical LA waiter. Stupid skank should realize while she still ovulates to go after the big money. White Oprah should drill that into Ali Button's head too at an early age as Lindsay's plumbing is probably terminally clogged by now, too.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:24pm.
if you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the fuckpoles he gives it to.
I need to steal this, this is the wisest thing I've heard in AGES.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Why is she winking at me?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:24pm.
if you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the fuckpoles he gives it to.
________ --- True. So true. That being said, if I had her family's money, I would SOOO be the biggest slut out there. Yes I would!
*winks and giggles*
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:13pm.
I'm completely out of snark regarding this bitch. There's just nothing left to say. Same goes with Spencer and Heidi. Can't do it anymore. So, whenever there's a post about these 3 asshats, post an equally cheesy recipe. That way they serve some purpose.
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SWEET! Do Cheese Puffs next!!!
love your style!!! ;)
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
It's fake?? *throwing out box set of seasons 1-4 and Heidiwood shorts in assorted colors*
THIS CUNTS WHOLE LIFE IS FUCKING FAKE, AND IF YOU WATCH EITHER OF THESE FUCKING SHOWS YOU ARE ABOUT AS SMART AS THIS FUCKING BITCH TOO!!