Pot & Kettle Are Having A Party!
Parasite Hilton's family bought her from the back of a truck in Chinatown, so she's the last bitch who should be calling anything fake. And that's exactly what she has called The Hills.
At last night's FiFi Awards, Parasite said she's never seen an episode, but her current wart-pincher used to be on it and he thought it was lame. The pre-op ostrich said, "The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it's lame. I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."
Wonky is right. The Hills is fake and her "My Butt Fucker Friend" show should have been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Documentary. Grand delusions! On the other hand, this skank whore is an expert of all things fake and lame, so she would know.
And Doug, no matter what Justin Gaston told you, your totally awesome powers of concentration aren't going to make those puss-filled pimples grow.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:24pm.
if you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the fuckpoles he gives it to.
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she's completely wonked out in this pic & he always seems completely mesmerized by her - wth?
I think what men find so fascinating about her is that she has the same shoe size as them so that they can borrow her pumps anytime. Classy.
Why is she in the media again??
Oh, because she's rich. That's right.
I thought that headline said Paris is having a baby....I was this close to heading to the nearest bomb shelter in preparation for Armageddon...
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if you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the fuckpoles he gives it to.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Hook nose, wonky eye, no tits and oozing vaginal sores. Hell whats not to love about Parasite?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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damn this bitch is busted
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:16pm.
I still can't get the picture of them *kissing* out of my head.
Barf.
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Same here, hahah! :D
I think when those two get intimate, it's mayhem!
He tries to stick it into her belly button while she dry-humps the duvet. Awsome.
What the hell is he looking at, his tits are probably bigger than hers
After looking at the pics on TMZ of this skank giving Dougy Poo a lap dance, I have not a centimeter of empathy for this waste of sperm! She is a total piece of garbage!
Maybe he was just pissed because Lauren dumped his ass?
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:17pm.
Does Doug really think he has a future with her or is he with her for an easy lay?
I would think with the way he is leering at her saggy tits, it's for the easy lay.
I was going to comment on the severity of that wonk eye but everyone beat me to the punch!
Seriously what the hell is going on there? Is that eye trying to quit that bitch?
This orange, wonky-eyed bitch and her low-budget Ryan Reynolds need to go drink freon already. They serve no goddamn purpose in life.
Her wonk eye really bugs me.
Does Doug really think he has a future with her or is he with her for an easy lay?
Now, I'm not saying this because Paris won't sleep with me, but his taste is as good as someone who gets their dessert from the basin of a Port-O-Potty.
I still can't get the picture of them *kissing* out of my head.
Barf.
The color of that dress is really pretty.
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Master blaster...very funny and useful too.
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when is she going to die of any of those sexual trasmitted diseases she has? when?????
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Ok, besides the obvious, why do men flock to her??
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Just more proof this skank is severely mentally retarded.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
Douglas! Know who not to bag my friend!
That left eye is wonked the fuck out!
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I'm completely out of snark regarding this bitch. There's just nothing left to say. Same goes with Spencer and Heidi. Can't do it anymore. So, whenever there's a post about these 3 asshats, post an equally cheesy recipe. That way they serve some purpose.
Cheese Grits
2 cups whole milk
2 cups water
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 cup coarse ground cornmeal
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
4 tablespoons unsalted butter
4 ounces sharp Cheddar, shredded
Directions
Place the milk, water, and salt into a large, heavy-bottomed pot over medium-high heat and bring to a boil. Once the milk mixture comes to a boil, gradually add the cornmeal while continually whisking. Once all of the cornmeal has been incorporated, decrease the heat to low and cover. Remove lid and whisk frequently, every 3 to 4 minutes, to prevent grits from sticking or forming lumps; make sure to get into corners of pot when whisking. Cook for 20 to 25 minutes or until mixture is creamy.
Remove from the heat, add the pepper and butter, and whisk to combine. Once the butter is melted, gradually whisk in the cheese a little at a time. Serve immediately.
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yes, her wonky eye is very wonky in this pic.
also- dough (typo but it stays ha!) just said it was lame because lauren dumped his ass and he didn't get to be on the show anymore. Jellis h8ter!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Her latest herp recipient is quite dull and bland if you ask me. If he had a brain in his head he would knock her up and drive the Brinks truck a couple feet from her front door. Alas, I think her tubes be clogged.
No offense to stroke victims, but that face. She looks like she's stroking out on the left side.
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She's flat and that's that!
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Fuck me running......
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:04pm.
Bitch, why don't you take out those blue contacts and say that shit again?
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And stop with the hair dye and wear flat shoes.
The list is endless.....
all that money and it don't even look good.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 1:00pm.
hechhh heeeechhh hechhhh *panting*
I read there 'Pot & kettle are having a baby' for a sec!!!
MK, never scare me again! :D
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I did too! But got a little happy cuz I thought maybe we wouldn't have to see her so much anymore...... NOT!
ugh... the orange skin....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
barzzini
Who cares about Paris. Lets talk about how hot her dude is. YUMMY.
"The show is, like, so lame and fake."
OH heeheeeheheheheheheeeeheeeheeeeeheeehehoooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaahaahahahahahahaa......
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Bitch, why don't you take out those blue contacts and say that shit again?
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She looks especially wonk-eyed in that pic.
hechhh heeeechhh hechhhh *panting*
I read there 'Pot & kettle are having a baby' for a sec!!!
MK, never scare me again! :D