Thursday, May 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Pygmy Jerboa
Ever wanted to know what the broken condom baby of a field mouse and furry chick would look like? Well, here you go. It's a Pigmy Jerboa (aka chickmouse)! It's the world's smallest rodent. Maybe I'm in the minority, but it kind of scares me. It makes me want to sleep with cotton balls in my ears, because you know if you don't, it will crawl inside and eat your brains. It won't stop until it has eaten every last human brain on this planet.
It kind of looks like something Parasite Hilton's crotch coughed up.
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That is just so nasty looking! I wanna vomit just looking at it.
Sugaroo, there's this stuff called Citrate of Magnesia. Taste like really tart lemonade but it will make you shit in like 4 hours. You have to drink the whole bottle though.... or you can get an enema. Thats the fun way to get unplugged.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
UPDATE:
Sprouted a big boy this afternoon @around 106pm EST.
Stats;
Height: 22" long
Weight: 10lbs 15oz
Haair- brown
Yay!!!! for chefcammi! we have a HSOTC
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Congrats chefcammi!
Almost eleven pounds! Wow, no newborn sizes for him.
Name?
Chefcammi!!! Congrats hon!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Chefcammi, congratulations!! My, what a big boy you have there! : )
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
UPDATE:
Sprouted a big boy this afternoon @around 106pm EST.
Stats;
Height: 22" long
Weight: 10lbs 15oz
Haair- brown
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I thought this was some sort of freak genetic experiment, but it's an endangered species. Cute. Disney needs to make a movie about it and then they'll start overbreeding and selling them to brats who leave them to die in the corner while they play video games-like Dalmations.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
UPDATE:
Sprouted a big boy this afternoon @around 106pm EST.
Stats;
Height: 22" long
Weight: 10lbs 15oz
Haair- brown
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....plus a full beard, back hair and pubes while smoking a cigar & slappin the nurses on the ass!
CONGRATS TO CHEFCAMMI & FAMILY!!!! Good job guys!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
UPDATE:
Sprouted a big boy this afternoon @around 106pm EST.
Stats;
Height: 22" long
Weight: 10lbs 15oz
Haair- brown
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*Tiger eyes poppin' out of tiger head*....10 lbs 15 oz????? *crossing back tiger legs*...OUCHIES!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Congrats, Chefcammi!!! What thread were you posting in when he popped his head out? :p All the best to the entire fambily!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Congrats chefcammi - welcome to the new addition!!
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Congrats, chefcammi!! Holy crap, that's a big boy.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Congratulations chefcammi! What a big boy you have!
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
Jesus, he'll be walking by Monday.
Congratulations.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
UPDATE:
Sprouted a big boy this afternoon @around 106pm EST.
Stats;
Height: 22" long
Weight: 10lbs 15oz
Haair- brown
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CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS!!!!!!!!
UPDATE:
Sprouted a big boy this afternoon @around 106pm EST.
Stats;
Height: 22" long
Weight: 10lbs 15oz
Haair- brown
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:32pm.
Deb ~ don't you wish DListed was available in an ultraverse format???
Yikes, Stocky !
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That thing is fucking creepy!!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
THANK YOU MY BROTHER AND SISTER WHORES!!!! *Kanye CAPS INTENDED*
....at least I am not the only one that thinks P.H. Sucks sascrotch mangina...
...I will never bring up this gnat dick sucking fucker again!
...END OF STORY!
Reminds of a desert kangaroo mouse, which is much cuter. My ecology professor was explaining the special cooling system in their nasal cavity and adorable large ears. He noted that the space took away from its brain size. He thensaid, "Man they are CUTE, but boy they sure are DUMB" .....he then tilted his head directly at the 3 blondes in the front row who weren't paying attention.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:57pm.
freebird, DG is around usually...sorry about that Sugaroo...lol...!
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No worries! Have a great night! The leeches want their grub.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
freebird, DG is around usually...sorry about that Sugaroo...lol...!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:49pm.
Sugaroo, DG was on here yesterday actually...
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PH, that was Freebird asking where DG was. I found DG on Twitter, though. She can't hide from old Roo!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Sugaroo, DG was on here yesterday actually...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Sigur Ros should do it for me...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I need to stop listening to Elliot Smith before I start contemplating suicide or some shit...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Snowy, wasn't it wild? Even my son sat sat up and took notice. Can you imagine? China having more English-speaking people than the U.S.???
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Sug: thanks for that YouTube link! very interesting shit.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:33pm.
Who's BG and where is DG? I haven't seen hide nor hair of her for two days. I'll have to check Twitter.
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Watch the video I posted below to see WHAT "B.G." is.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:26pm.
Google it online! What did we do B.G.?
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Who's BG and where is DG? I haven't seen hide nor hair of her for two days. I'll have to check Twitter.
You guys want to see something that will freak you out, especially of you have kids? This video (you need the sound) was shown last night in church by our youth minister. It's about what technology and our children are headed for. I was blown away by the statistics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmz5qYbKsvM
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Google it online! What did we do B.G.?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Amazon.com has everything! Even psyllum powder!
http://www.amazon.com/Vitamin-Shoppe-Psyllium-Powder-powder/dp/B00012NCK...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:40pm.
I have IBS, that's why I know about shit. OKAY!?!?!
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OMG! How awful for you. Seriously, not fun at all.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:01pm.
Actually, a tsp of psyllium husk powder in cranberry juice once in the morning and once in the evening makes ANYONE regular but you have to find the powder. Our Whole Foods stopped selling the powder and I can't take the coarse stuff (makes Metamucil seem like nectar) so I'm, well, shit out of luck!
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Google it and order it online!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:02pm.
DD, yew can pick on me. Everyone else does! :-)
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It's cuz yer cute and a good sport! Ok. WERK TIMES!!
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Aww, like James Haven says: sm00ches! ♥
Where is he, anyway?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:02pm.
DD, yew can pick on me. Everyone else does! :-)
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It's cuz yer cute and a good sport! Ok. WERK TIMES!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:01pm.
Actually, a tsp of psyllium husk powder in cranberry juice once in the morning and once in the evening makes ANYONE regular but you have to find the powder. Our Whole Foods stopped selling the powder and I can't take the coarse stuff (makes Metamucil seem like nectar) so I'm, well, sht out of luck!
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Good to know. Thanks. And I also hate the course milled!!! But I have it in the cupboard as back-up in case I run out of the orange tang.
DD, yew can pick on me. Everyone else does! :-)
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:56pm.
I tried those, too, but the problem for me was that it was - there's no delicate way to say this - it is not a well-formed stool. It's actually the exact opposite. But that was *my* experience. Hopefully yours will be better. And Metamucil is nast. But I have to take it. :-( Actually, sometimes I can't take it - like I got home too late from work or something and I hate it when I miss a poo. I'm anul like that. LOL
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Actually, a tsp of psyllium husk powder in cranberry juice once in the morning and once in the evening makes ANYONE regular but you have to find the powder. Our Whole Foods stopped selling the powder and I can't take the coarse stuff (makes Metamucil seem like nectar) so I'm, well, shit out of luck!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
i gotta do some werk now. c-ya l8tr h8trs!!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:52pm.
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RFLMAO.
I dint wanna pick on roo, but i'm kinda wondering if it isn't the bedroom times causing the lack of poo??
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:40pm.
I have IBS, that's why I know about shit. OKAY!?!?!
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OKAY!!!!!! BWAH! Actually, I bought some laxative herbal tea that you drink before bed and it is supposed to work so that when you wake up in the morning you have poo times. I better doody soon because I'm beginning to look like I'm pregnant.
I should fuck with my BH and tell him I'm four months along. Wait. Then he might drop dead and I'd have to get a real job. NVM.
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This could be seriously affecting your butt sex times!
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Are you kidding? If he thought I wanted another kids, that would be the only kind I could get! :-0
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:45pm.
Actually, I bought some laxative herbal tea that you drink before bed and it is supposed to work so that when you wake up in the morning you have poo times.
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I tried those, too, but the problem for me was that it was - there's no delicate way to say this - it is not a well-formed stool. It's actually the exact opposite. But that was *my* experience. Hopefully yours will be better. And Metamucil is nast. But I have to take it. :-( Actually, sometimes I can't take it - like I got home too late from work or something and I hate it when I miss a poo. I'm anul like that. LOL
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:40pm.
I have IBS, that's why I know about shit. OKAY!?!?!
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OKAY!!!!!! BWAH! Actually, I bought some laxative herbal tea that you drink before bed and it is supposed to work so that when you wake up in the morning you have poo times. I better doody soon because I'm beginning to look like I'm pregnant.
I should fuck with my BH and tell him I'm four months along. Wait. Then he might drop dead and I'd have to get a real job. NVM.
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This could be seriously affecting your butt sex times!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:48pm.
Thanks, Momus! Hey DD! Neener neener! I was right! I win! NYAH!
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Uh. I wasn't responding to the legality/stalkerness of it. I was responding to the "do you do it?" part. Yes. They do. Just most of them aren't retarded enough to put it on Facebook or blab about it.
The worst gossip is in the inner sanctum....
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:37pm.
@DiamondDawg
Lexis, Westlaw, and several law journals.
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Ya! And then there's just the right keywords in Google. You'd be amazed at what you find just using the right words/combination.
Also, in AZ, unlike California, you can look-up cases through the county justice court website. I think you can in Washington, too. More tricks I learned from being a "fundraising professional." I got the 411 on all mah neighbors. Gotta know who you're dealing with. It's always fun when you find out whose house is owned by a trust fund.
LOL.
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.