Friday, May 29th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 28th!
Adam Lambert's #1 fan reacts after hearing the rumor he is only into fruits. - michelleb
Runners-up:
This is what happens when you go to Tijuana for a face lift and a new set of melons. - ISprainedMyUvula
The Mary Kay sales woman assured Susie with a little makeup, no one would notice the tip of her nose is missing - klynne
We used to date. She's a real peach. We made a great pear, but then I busted her cherry with my banana. It got weird after that. - jazzfish_77
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LMFAO!! That's a well deserved win, michelleb!!
However, jazzfish_77 is a close second!! That shit is funny!!! HAHAHAHA
Congrats to you all!!!
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Congrats winners, all funny
OMG You guys have me in stitches over here. They were all so funny. Congrats, whores!!
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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- madam s. on Tori Spelling's body
Congrats to all you funny bitches!! TGIF-in F!!!!
OMG, they are all so funny. Great job to the winners!
Jazzfish you fool. * Blowing a raspberry * :o) Congers Michelle, Ulvula and Klynne..busted ya CT cherry i think! :o)
Congrats, winners! Uvula's was a riot!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners! Yay ISMU & Jazzy!
"Adam Lambert's #1 fan reacts after hearing the rumor he is only into fruits. - michelleb"
Cute.
Jazzfish gets the best puns award.
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Congrats michelleb on a fruity win!
Big congrats to ISprainedMyUvula and klynne!!
Wow =(
NEXT...
These are some of the best ever!! Congrats! I couldn't even think of one, as usual.
LMAO....EXCELLENT......
Wow! Those were all great. Congrats!
Congratulations to the winning Sluts!
very funny..
thanks for the great laughs!
Way to go ISMU ♥ and Jazzy ♥! Congratulations michelleb and klynne, too.
Congrats Winners! Very funny stuff!
@ jazzfish, very clever! love it!
nicejob winners, congrats!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Congrats, Michelleb! WTG, ♥ISMU (Rpatz pics on the way)! Funnay, Klynne! Jazzy, LMAO You shoulda' had a V8! *MuaH*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Congrats michelleb!!
WTG *ISMU*, klynne, and jazz(brills)!
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
I AM NAME PENIS MC CHARLIE...
Even scarier than the plastic Burger King King.
That's scary. Really scary.
This is what happens when you eat the seeds!
Katie Perry's "extravaganza" has gone way too far..
... those aren't fruit flies ....
Production costs for Michael Myers were lower on Halloween 2009.
before airbrushing was invented...
You're gonna have to expect this kind of outcome if you let Paris Hilton sit on your face.
Chantelle couldn't afford breast or butt implants, but she was still determined to pull herself a baller
the worlds first full face fruit transplant was a success.
See what happens when you keep squeezing your zits.
Instead of inter-racial dating...how about
inter-facial dating.................
Fugly Watermelon Seeking Stinky Guava for Sad ass walks on the beach .....................
Whatdafuckamelon
"I see those strange eyes keep on watching me."
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He who has provoked the shaft of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it. ~ SJ
The End is really Near! Cited was the image of the Holy Virgin Mother on a watermelon fruit.
The Mary Kay sales woman assured Susie with a little makeup, no one would notice the tip of her nose is missing...
This is why I never ate Gushers fruit snacks.
WTF was she thinking? Those ear rings are tacky.
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After deciding that bodybuilding was a non-starter, the exquisite Jodie Marsh decides to take up encouraging people to eat more fruit.
Joan "Cougar" Melonhead
Darth Melon.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Watermelonizah, watermelonizah, he's a watermelonizah baby!
this is what happens when you have unprotected sex with gallager