Why Can't The Internet Just Let Kanye Be Great?
A video for Gay Fish's new single "Paranoid" seeped onto the internet a day or two ago without the creator's air kiss of approval. In the leaky video, Alien Princess RiRi dreams about dancing all sessy-like in a "Meet Local Singles" commercial and then she drives off in some martian car. But erase all of that from your head, because this is not what Kanye wanted and he's ANGRRRRRRY. This is the little message he left on his blog today:
IT HURTS ME TO SEE THE OLD AND VERY WRONG VERSION OF THE PARANOID VIDEO GET LEAKED ALL OVER THE NET WHILE I WAS ON AN 11 HR FLIGHT AND COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT AND SINCE VIDEOS NEVER GET PLAYED ANY WAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TWEAK THEM AND MAKE THEM AS SPECIAL AS POSSIBLE. THE VERSION THAT GOT LEAKED FROM THE CAMERA PHONE LAST WEEK IS AT LEAST A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FINAL PRODUCT. THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT THAT VIDEO WAS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS. HERE'S SOME SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE REAL VIDEO
You know what the biggest problem about Kanye's signature CAPS are? I never really know when he's "bunny kicking" mad? Maybe when Kanye really has the rage in him, he can up his font size, color it red or make it blink. You know, so we know.
When I first started read his blog his CAPS used to make me spank myself with a wet spatula, because I felt like I had done something baaaaad. But it doesn't have that effect on me anymore and I miss it.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 5:02pm.
True. A faux leak? It must be like 3 am for you, no?
"Be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them." William Shakespeare.
"Some are great only in their minds, Kanye." Momus the Sarcastic.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I liked "Amazing". I will admit I liked the video too. But this sounds like it was made for Spears. Even the whip crack sounds. I can imagine Btitney in that fake little girl voice singing "You want this? Then crack that whip"
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:48pm.
Boring, flat song; weak lyrics. The vid could use a few more images of Mr. West in the beginning. If it was leaked, why doesn't he have YT take it down?
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I guess because it's free advertisement.
People will go and see the old version and then see the new vid to compare, I guess.
I ate some fishsticks the other day....not as good davesticks though.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by jim on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:52pm.
YOU GOT IT CHUCK!! THAT IS WHY HE HAS TO WEAR HIS STUPID FUCKING CLOTHS AND GAY ASS RED GLASSES AND FUCKING TWITTER AND SHIT EVERY FUCKING 5 MIN....IF I HAD HIS MONEY MY ASS WOULD BE IN A POOL WITH A COLD BEER AND SOME METAL ROCKING!!!
CHARLES MANSON
IF I HAD HIS MONEY I WOULD GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA AND GET A TOWNHOUSE IN LONDON AND SLITHER ON OVER TO THE PUB EVERY MORNING AND AFTERNOON AND THROW MY FUCKING COMPUTER INTO THE BAY ON THE WAY OUT.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:47pm.
I tried to watch, decided to give my self a white-out french manicure instead
HA! I did that in middle school. And we'd draw on our nails w/ different colored sharpies. :) Ah, the days.
O/t: That video looks like it was made on a budget of 8 bucks and a half eaten snickers bar. Love when the s+m alien princess drives off in her cardboard space car. HA!
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I can't hear the music at work and I don't regret that. I've listened to his music, it's not my flavor. Boring, shallow and soulless. This videos not bad, though.
I guess Kanye could take on Braille then...so most people stop reading his crap and we could just connect the dots.
He's said some douchewaddy egomaniacal ridiculous things in his life, but this is not one of them. I appreciate that he wants to put out his best. And I kinda liked Heartless.
*hides*
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Suddenly I'm craving a Tab soda pop and a pack of Now & Laters. Just play the vid and shut your eyes - this shit is straight outta 1985. I love bad 80s tunes. But alas, I'm sure the "official" version of the video is even lamer than this.
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Hooray for you!
two thumbs way down.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
YOU GOT IT CHUCK!! THAT IS WHY HE HAS TO WEAR HIS STUPID FUCKING CLOTHS AND GAY ASS RED GLASSES AND FUCKING TWITTER AND SHIT EVERY FUCKING 5 MIN....IF I HAD HIS MONEY MY ASS WOULD BE IN A POOL WITH A COLD BEER AND SOME METAL ROCKING!!!
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:49pm.
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HAHAHA!! I would pay good money to see Kanye wipe his ass with a tambourine. Well, not really.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by jim on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 4:42pm.
COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT, THESE FUCKS HAVE NO TALENT AT ALL, TAKE AWAY THE FUCKING BACK GROUND NOISE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE MY CAT TAKING A SHIT!!
CHARLES MANSON
I THINK IF YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO CAPTURE PEOPLES ATTENTION YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF TALENT. BUT HES DEFINITELY NO FUCKING MUSICAN. IF YOU PUT A LES PAUL OR TAMBORINE IN HIS HAND HE WOULD PROBABLY TRY TO WIPE HIS ASS WITH IT.
Boring, flat song; weak lyrics. The vid could use a few more images of Mr. West in the beginning. If it was leaked, why doesn't he have YT take it down?
I tried to watch, decided to give my self a white-out french manicure instead
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Everything you want. Everything you need. She will be. Honestly, and completely. - Adelle, Dollhouse.
ugh, I have no words for this looser anymore...
well maybe three...
FUCK YOU KANYE.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
ALL CAPS GALORE!!!!!! o joy
COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT, THESE FUCKS HAVE NO TALENT AT ALL, TAKE AWAY THE FUCKING BACK GROUND NOISE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE MY CAT TAKING A SHIT!!
Oh yea this guy never had a cock in his asshole *eyeroll*
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot