Mother Of The Century
Candy and Tori Spelling pretty much pull out their pubic hairs whenever they think of each other. That's no secret. But Candy has upped her cunt game by blaming Tori for Aaron Spelling's death.
While whoring out her book on 94.7 WMAS-FM in Massachusetts today, Candy oinked, "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for her."
Aaron died in 2006 at the age 83. Yeah, the fact that he was older than oatmeal had nothing to do with his death. Tori's absence obviously did him in.
After saying all that, Porky Pig's long-lost twin sister still doesn't understand why her daughter uses her picture as a dart board. Candy said, "I've always been trying to work on the relationship. I don’t know what the anger is."
Methinks Candy needs to pay a little visit to her surgeon so that he can loosen her face a bitch (typo and it stays) and let it breathe. The tightness is effing with the part of her brain that controls common sense.
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Silly MK neither Tori or Candy have any pubes left. They have been burned/waxed off long ago.
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Tori is fugly, but with that gene pool how could she be pretty?!
OUCH! Those two faces right there together is enough to set off a migraine!
I hate Tori not just because she and her pawper paper-man of a husband cheated on their spouses (nothing new in HO-lliwood;) it's how Tori kept on rubbing it in to Dean's wife, making fun of her in public and saying disparinging things about her. She already took the woman's husband but that wasn't enough! Also I heard the woman had fertility issues and when Dean left her they had just adopted a baby, and in an interview Tori said something like "this time around Dean got a young wife, so we can have lots of babies". that is just beyond cruel to do to someone who did nothing to you, instead YOU took someone away from them.
Tori is a horrible, cruel person and if her hog of a mother by saying those things opens up a painful wound in Tori's dead cold heart, I say GOOD! I hope wherever she is, Dean's ex-wife is having a great roaring laugh! HAHAHAHAHA!
P.S. No, I'm not his ex-wife!
It's obvious: Candy and/or Aaron abused her.
Why else would a child run from her super-rich, super-connected family who supposedly love her?
Tori isn't a total freak.
There's something more here, and while I've always HATED Tori, I kind of get it now and just feel sorry for her.
She clearly has an eating disorder and has had enough surgeries to confirm that she hates the way she looks, and without Daddie's money she's just playing reality star to live life (at a fraction of excess with which she grew up).
I'm not saying love her, but kinda sucks to have all that going on AND BEING MARRIED TO A WHALE
What's really effed up is when the freaky deaky mother looks better than the freaky deaky daughter and neither look better than the poster females on a can of ALPO. Sad.
I'm just going to pretend that your auto spell correct turns anything that begins with bit into bitch...i loves it.
the mom looks better than the daughter...that Tori has ALWAYS been FUG thought, just gross.
Submitted by gia on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 2:37pm.
I'm not sure. Love is blind, I guess, and a mother's love is about the strongest there is.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by gia on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 11:03am.
I hate Tori, but Candy is the mom & if she had any love for Tori at all she would simply STFU. I guess Tori doesnt even have a face a mother could love.
hahaha. Nice! I knew a couple with a little girl who, let's say, wasn't over-attractive. But they loved her to death like any good parents. The mom once said the most heart-rending thing: "I think my baby is so cute but no one else ever says so!"
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Awwww....Heartbreaking!!! I imagine what it must be like to have a less than attractive looking child...Do you know its kind of homely or are you so in love with it you are literally blinded & completely ignorant?
Green is the color of money. These two are fugly and fuglier. They need to re=do their faces again.
Submitted by gia on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 11:03am.
I hate Tori, but Candy is the mom & if she had any love for Tori at all she would simply STFU. I guess Tori doesnt even have a face a mother could love.
hahaha. Nice! I knew a couple with a little girl who, let's say, wasn't over-attractive. But they loved her to death like any good parents. The mom once said the most heart-rending thing: "I think my baby is so cute but no one else ever says so!"
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:43am.
I suppose it’s all part of their fairy story life. Grimm.
Well told. I hear your Irish ancestors' voice innit.
BTW I am not 100% totally completely sure that Twain attribution is correct. I bet your Irish ancestors used to say that long before Twain was born. :)
From what I gathered from sTori Telling (shut up, it was in the bargain bin), Tori has reason to have issues with her family. Whatever happened when her dad was dying, it's obviously fucked up that her mom would randomly bring it up on a radio show years later and say that Tori killed her dad. WTF kind of mom does that? Candy doesn't even have reason to sell Tori out, I mean the bitch is sitting on a mountain of money.
Tori had whatever toys and clothes she wanted, and a huge house and tons of open doors, but in the end she really didn't have a mom.
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On a side note didn't Tori say she did spend time with him right before he died, although not enough?
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Naw, what happened is that Candy and Tori's brother Randy made a plea for Tori to get her ass back home 'cause Aaron was dying. Tori was too busy getting Dean's ex-wife tossed out of an awards party in Toronto to care about her dying Dad.
What a fucking cunt. Right to the heart. That's all Tori yaps about, how she misses her father, how much she loves him, how she wishes she could have spent more time with him. Candy must know that that would kill her. That's all sorts of fucked up.
On a side note didn't Tori say she did spend time with him right before he died, although not enough?
Seriously Candy SHUT UP
what a dumb twat. as if one takes 4 or 5 years to pine away, especially when they already weigh only 98 pounds.
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Tori has had surgery ? Where, on her elbows ? You mean she actually paid cash to like like a dead Burro's arse ? You mean she was once uglier ? You mean the face that has sunk a fleet of battleships was at one time more hideous than Satan's out-house ?
Say it ain't so...
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It's Tori's bad plastic surgery that killed Aaron. He couldn't take staring at that boffed up nose any longer.
Question of the century: Which is uglier, Candi or Tori?
Thats better I just threw up a little.
I hate Tori, but Candy is the mom & if she had any love for Tori at all she would simply STFU. I guess Tori doesnt even have a face a mother could love.
How come Candy has no chin but Tori has the chin of Richard Kiel...?
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Both of them look like they fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I'm just not sure who hit the ground the hardest...
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Candy's lucky to have a daughter like Tori. If I were her daughter she'd have been dead the day after I got my $800,000.
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I remember when Stella was born she kept on saying "My daughter is beautiful, My daughter is beautiful" sorta like she was relieved. My heart broke for her in that scene because it was evident to me what type of head job Candy had done to Tori. Candy will never get it so I don't blame Tori for not wanting to expose her kids to that toxic person. I'm not sure Tori will ever get past her looks either but she does seem like a really good mom.
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Candy is a 1ST class, Grade A Kunt. Blaming her own daughter? That's some cold shit right there. I can;t stand Tori's talentless, fug ass but what kind of Mom goes on the radio and yaps about this?
Dean must be trying like hell to reunite mother and daughter so he can see some of the big bucks he's worked so hard for.
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I believe that Candy is the root of the problem. Sure, Tori appears to be a spoiled marriage wrecking c*nt - but Candy not only looks like hell on botox ...she acts like a twat.
I do believe (from what has been said) that there was a jealousy betw mother and daughter over the father's love and affections. They're so textbook. Candy putting something as major as the death of her husband on her daughter is just vile! How could you break your daughters heart like that? Talk about burdening someone with guilt! That alone tells me what a douche bag Candy is.
Tori isn't innocent mind you - her character shines through every time I see the Tori & Dean Show on TV. Greed greed greed. Another one that will do anything to stay relevant even if it means selling out her children and their childhood. Don't tell me that those two won't end up in divorce after the show is cancelled.
With that being said, it's pretty obvious that Tori has no problem opening up and even becoming emotional over the horrible relationship she has with her mom. Every girl out there wants to have a good relationship with their mother. If you don't then I'm sure it's something you long for most of your life. Tori has stated that and unfortunately it seems Candy continues to kick her even when she cries out for her. That woman is just a cold hearted bitch. The son will probably always be a mamma's boy and Tori appears to be treated like the step daughter! F*ck Candy, life is too short bitch - make peace with your kid and get to know your grandchildren. Start with keeping your mouth shut and maybe your daughter would embrace you!
Sad but what she says is likely true - the part of Tori not wanting to have anything to do with anyone who can't do anything for her. I see that being the case with her.
You are so right in your identifying Candy (who calls themselves that other then a stripper?) as a fucked up mother who is out of touch is so dead on! She needs major MEDS!
As for Tori allegedly not speaking & killing her dad. Well, you reap what you sow in life! You create a monster and a monster you have!
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I agree that it is pretty low for Candy to blame Tori for her Dad's death, but I also wouldn't put it past the daughter to dump her family when she used them all up. I mean, it's pretty obvious that her Dad was the reason she even had a career since she was neither attractive nor an actor.
I bet this whole feud between them is staged so they can stay relevant.
I don't give a camel pile of caca about either of them.
They are both pathetic no ones who leech and lived off a man who created an empire on his own. Candy and Tori are both disgusting swamp things with absolutely no class, its a shame they don't get along since they are obviously 2 peas in a pod. Assholes.
Just a last thought. With both of these fug creatures dressed in green they look like the bottom of an really unlucky garden. I suppose it’s all part of their fairy story life. Grimm.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. She had kissed a frog to make him a prince but the transformation was a little shaky- he was human, had pots of gold but the face was still a little reptilian. Still brave Princess Candy pursued her dreams and set out to bear him heirs. And soon the stork brought a little girl. Princess Candy, hoping for a little WASP princess handed her to the nanny and said “snort, snuffle, oink minion. Hide it in the tallest tower until it is old enough for the fairy surgeon to give it tits the size of it’s head”
“ They would have to be fucking big tits” muttered the nanny crone but Princess Candy did not hear. She was in her counting house, counting out her money.
Thus poor Tori grew, knowing she was not the fairest of the land and her mother hated her. One day a bug eyed creature appeared at her tower window. “Who are you?” “I am your daddy and I have spent 17 years looking for you. Please hop down and let’s get your teeth and tits fixed and I’ll put you in a wondrous show so all the people will love my pretty princess”
Princess Tori was thrilled but Princess Candy was not so pleased She called for the woodsman. “When she’s been put to fairy sleep for the tit magic, cut off the surgeons head and fill her chest with lead” The woodsman agreed because, let’s face it, he’s a shit.
To be continued……
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I'm laughing here, looking at Candy's sausage roll botox face..and thinking Miss Piggie.
gawd... is that old bat still throwing tori under the bus to promote that dumb book?
@sheeps
brought this over from the other Tori thread:
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:22pm.
How's the hangover? Are you now full of good intentions--till about Thursday?
Made it to today- Friday- but am out tonight. However am going to the theatre so that might cut back the boozing a bit. Give a girl a break, it's school holidays here and I am mental with theme parks!
Now, as for this. Dear god above, I never thought I could feel sorry fo Tori but holy fucking hell. What a cast iron, copper bottomed, weapons grade cunt. He was 80-odd and lived with you oh un- aptly named Candy.It's a fucking miracle he reached 50. How can someone who had got what they always wanted- shed loads of money- be so spiteful to their own child. Words fail me. Only a good punch to that plastic face could fully express my feelings.
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
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LMAO @ Candy oinked ..lmao..oy i just woke up and now laughing myself into an asthma attack..
To air that information about her own daughter is blasphemous. It seems that there is no sense of discretion anymore. People say whatever they want in order to prostitute some new money making venture they pull out of their ass. Seems that Tori is keeping her mouth shut. I give her credit for that.
Candy Spelling is a bloated, narcissistic, money grubbing, fugly, bitch, cunt who has done nothing in her life except be married to a very rich old geezer. She lives in a mansion that could house 100 families and has rooms named for all her hobbies including the "Gift Wrapping" room. Imagine a room just for gift wrapping. What a pompous cunt!
Get a fucking job bitch!
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Why does Candy's face remind me of Jim Carey playing the Grinch...?
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With statements like that, I can understand why Tori is anorexic/bulimic and determined to keep her children away from Jabba the Hut.
Let the bitterness skip a generation!
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Is Candy goyem?
Also, We love the way Candy tries to cover her hugeforehead - no doubt the result of an over-enthusiastic brow lift - with those bangs!
Remind me why Tori won't speak to her mother, or allow her children to meet their sweet little granny?
What a Viper whore. Jesus, the man probably hung himself with his shoe laces to get away from that conniving bitch. Who blames their child for their elderly husbands death after 5 years?
I have no pitty for Tori; in due time she will turn into her mother; she whores out her children on her stupid ass "reality" show for cash. She and her broke-ass husband are a pair of adulterous, lame, boring idiots.
What her mother said is despicable, but Tori Spelling is a horrible human being who deserves every unfortunate thing that comes her way. And that includes her ugly face. HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOW, this tore up, old, plastic, whore, makes Joan Crawford look like Mother Teresa!
Fucking HELL..
I never thought I would say it but..TEAM TORI!!
@ TITS & kiwikim:
Yeah, it was such a disappointment to go to their place and other $$$$$ homes, and usually get nothing more than a dirty look for 'trespassing' on their property. At least the Spelling abode was always good for a dollar. I always figured it was probably coming from the security guy's own pocket and not the Spelling petty cash account.
The pharmacist used to shake his head at how cheap these people were, and felt bad that they couldn't find it in themselves to extend generosity toward people who made their lives easier. I always made it a point to tip well after that experience!
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
She's probably like Bev from Roseanne, just on a snobbier scale, yapping on about how Aaron needed his citrus fruit, yada, yada, yada. I can totally see it, annoying voice and all.
Tori's mother is a fucking toxic bitch. I didn't think anyone could make me feel sorry for Tori Spelling, but there you go. Imagine growing up with this bitch as your mother.
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