Friday, May 29th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Veronica "Ronnie" Lodge - In the 600th issue of the Archie comic, he proposes marriage to the hottest bitch in Riverdale...Veronica Lodge! That's right. The slutty, coke whoring, money-hungry bitch always wins over the weepy, weak ass blonde! Archie will still want Veronica even when he learns about her stripper past and ties to the Colombian Cartel.

Veronica has already blogged about the wonderful news:

"I am so excited, I am getting married to Archie. There is so much to do, so many plans to make. I wonder if Betty wants to be my Maid of Honor? I bet she is so happy for me!"

An ice pick to Betty's heart. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Evil always prevails! But seriously, Veronica better get an iron-clad prenup. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all just a plan concocted by Archie and Betty to steal Veronica's billion dollar fortune! Marry, kill and collect! I never trusted that undercover bitch Betty!

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Sbeetle's picture

@ImpertinentVixen:

"Although, I did have the 45 of Sugar, Sugar cut out from the back of the Super Sugar Crisp cereal that I played endlessly on my Close 'n' Play."

HOLY CRAP! Records from the cereal box! I totally forgot about those! Wow, that totally dates us, doesn't it?

Actually, I forgot about Archie comics. I can't believe they're still going round and round with this BS, and I always hated milquetoast Archie. I also couldn't stand, as a brunette, how they always made Veronica such a bitch. She was the Brenda Walsh of her day. Team Veronica, all the way. Dump that Loser!

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blondes suck! veronica was always a sexy bitch!

Noelegy's picture

I kind of figured he'd marry Betty, but keep Veronica on the side.

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Freak Speely's picture

Archie proposed to Veronica?! Jughead, comfort Betty! Mr. Lodge is going to die if he hasn't already in the comic.

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Mittmah's picture

I loved Archie comics growing up (and the show).

My mom still has a ton of the old comics, but they aren't in very good shape after being read a million times.

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moomarse's picture

didn't veronica only want archie because betty liked archie?... poor archie... still hasn't figured it out! dumbass......

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

DR.FUNK's picture

Veronica "types" usually find me AFTER they marry for a well deserved anger fucking.Strange.

DR.FUNK's picture

You actually WON Betty.Weep not.Since you ignored Jughead...I betcha' he went out & built a chain of chicken franchises.Not to mention that it's usually the goofy ones who are swingin' that 3rd leg.Look to your right toots.

KittenKatinCanada's picture

Hmmmm. . . that's a rather suspicious looking
plant growing behind the jewellery store clerk.

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roxie's picture

I read tons of Archie comics, haven't seen them sold anywhere in a while. They're probably worth something on ebay.

GrlBhvingBadly's picture

You've got to admit though --

Green "is" much more fun than blonde.

That's true ho wisdom right there ;)
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Angie vs. Jen 101...

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CeeCee's picture

God, I'm glad to hear this. Betty is like Eeyore. She's so pathetic you just want to kick her.

Creepella's picture

Team Jughead!

Tem's picture

My girlfriend is not going to like this.

WWJDFAKB's picture

Cheryl Blossom will probably crash the bachelor party.

Being brunette I am usually all about Veronica, but I just don't think it's going to happen.

DivasGone's picture

Team Betty, fo' sho'.

I've always thought Veronica never really treated Archie well. Where the hell is Reggie, btw? I think Betty should step out of that shell of hers and fuck his Rolex off. She's gotta be in her late 60's now. (Don't get me wrong, she looks great.) She can't be sittin' around waitin' for the dumb ginge to make up his mind anymore.

I'm just sayin'... Betty, go get yourself some!

Why the hell does everyone wanna fuck him anyway? Is he the Fat Elvis/John Mayer of comic books?

ocd can be good's picture

I always wondered if they didn't get the idea for this comic from the whole Debbie Reynolds (nice, blond with pony tail) and Liz Taylor thing (rich, dark haired vixen). It was all over the news years earlier.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

My 1st 45" as a child was copy of "Sugar Sugar" cut from the back of a box of HoneyComb Cereal. Because the record was on the back of the box, the industry had to count that as a record sale & "Sugar Sugar" ended up being the #1 song of 1969 "outselling" the Beatles & The Stones that year LOL.

Listening to their very underrated albums of bubblegum /surf punk/60s Psychedelic sounds , I cant believe they CEOs of Archie Comics havent tried to make it happen again. I met Joey Levine who was a sessions drummer for all their albums who told me they recorded all 4 of their albums in less than 6 weeks! and in turn showbiz fistfuckery , was paid only a sessions fee for his work.

Cartoon bands ROCK ! seeing their youtube clips recently its amazing also how trippy they were , its like LSD hippies were doing kids TV.

MK, wont you join me in giving it up for the diggers, gold diggers that is , Archie Andrews is no fool and went for the green over the blonde..

check out these great retro clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTXeJwyR1Kw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUsHC7OYOtA

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

when did Veronica/Archie/Betty age?? wow :P and Reggie won't let this happen. :0 "part 1 of 6"
I don't even remember where comics are sold! =)
is that the price?? $2.50??OMG
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JillyPoo's picture

I was always Team Veronica, but she can't marry Archie! I have a feeling this is going to end in Archie having a change of heart and eventually he'll end up marrying Betty instead. Although I never understood how either girl could let Archie play them like that...

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KittenKatinCanada's picture

Hey, is Mr. Weatherbee still alive? Is Archie still in High School?

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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)

Noooooooo!!! This can't be happening! I was a huge Archie fan when i was little and i always hated how Archie always chose Veronica over Betty. This is just wrong. Boooooo.

Reeter's picture

He only wants Veronica for her money.

nurse_julie's picture

I don't think the wedding will happen.
I mean, then what?
Aren't they perpetual teenagers?
Plus Jughead will talk Archie out of it, and Veronica's supposed to end up with Reggie anyway.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Well, we always knew that the 'True image of The Lodge' would win lol!

That guy behind the counter has eyebrows like Pretty Ricky. I wonder if he gettin TIPSY! *crotch roll*

Zappy's picture

speaking of stoned ..i'm hungry.

Zappy's picture

LOL @ cabbage

Kept some of my Archie comics..lawdy such a collection of em. When we would drive down the shore (Jurzy term for going to the beach) we would read comics and play Barbie. WTF...Today I wanna sit in the back seat with Game Boy, DVD player, Ipod, Mobile IM...We were robbed I tell you..ROBBED!

TOPANGA's picture

Whaaat! You guys do realize that we're talkin' about fictional comic book characters and not real people,right?! Anyways...I use to have a stack of Archie comics "this high." I always knew that Veronica was a spoiled rich ass slut, even when I was like 12 years old. Whatever, can't turn a ho into a housewife. P.S....Jughead was really code for pothead which is why he was always eating...that stoner had the munchies 24-7

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

shut the smurf up on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:10am

Your Welcome & Happeh Birfday!!!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:04am.
Well I heard Veronica makes out with her brother, did sessy times wif her Ma's bf and ♥'s knives.

Betty thinks all that is Uncool.

You owe me a coffe, a large one
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

"I wouldn't be surprised if this was all just a plan concocted by Archie and Betty to steal Veronica's billion dollar fortune! Marry, kill and collect! I never trusted that undercover bitch Betty!"

That would be THE. BEST. ARCHIE. COMIC. EVER! I'd buy it!

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Well I heard Veronica makes out with her brother, did sessy times wif her Ma's bf and ♥'s knives.

Betty thinks all that is Uncool.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

kanderso's picture

I don't blame Archie. Betty is boooring. And too needy.
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Sensimina's picture

Why doesn't Betty just marry Jughead and let Veronica have Archie and then they can all be rich whores together and do orgy times? Oh...because no one in the whole mix wants anything to do with Betty.

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Green Is Good's picture

Why any girl would want Archie, I'll never know. Now, Reggie....(ha ha ha)

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ricki lake's picture

Hotness. I always hated that blonde, fun-loving hussy Betty Cooper. Veronica Lodge ALWAYS wins!!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Oh look, it's the Brangelina of comic books.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:46am.
I think Archie is going to change his mind. He can never make up his mind. Perhaps he'll diss them both and end up marrying Jughead?

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lol i agree, jughead is looking way more concerned than betty is in that pic, hmmmmmm.

Team KFed's picture

Makes sense. Veronica was always the rich/hot one. I doubt Betty really cares anyway, she always came across as a little "female softball player" if you know what I mean...

Mrs. F.'s picture

Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:29am.
Whenever we have patients that come into the ER that are developmentally delayed..it is a sure bet they have a couple of Archie Digests with them.
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ouch...
It's been at LEAST 6 months since I picked up a copy.... "for my kids"

Mrs. F.'s picture

Jughead will put a stop to this... I just know it.

KaosAndMe's picture

Whenever we have patients that come into the ER that are developmentally delayed..it is a sure bet they have a couple of Archie Digests with them..
In group homes around North America..mentally dull adults are crying or cheering.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I can't believe this silly comic is still being drawn and consumed by today's young comic buyers. I read it, back in the 70s, and it was sort of 50s even then.

Although, I did have the 45 of Sugar, Sugar cut out from the back of the Super Sugar Crisp cereal that I played endlessly on my Close 'n' Play.

Josie and the Pussycats? Now, we're talking!

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Tyranny's picture

wait,wait,wait....wait...they still make Archie comics? wtf?