I Think Not
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a giant joint floating down from heaven with Bob Marley riding on top of it. Breathe it in and hold it! Bob Marley is here to gently touch the fool who said Spencer Twatt is the "King of Weed" and free him of THE GIFT. I'm talking about the gift that is getting stoned. Seriously, the giant used anal bead who said that should never ever be allowed to feel the warm embrace of the green cloud ever again. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE (copyright: Kanye West).
The moron told Star Magazine that the breathing maxi-pad is a major pot head, "He was smoking it every day. He always had a big bag and would share with everyone. He was the King of Weed!”
Twatty also had a problem with dolls, specifically Valium, and went to a rehab facility in Arizona to break the habit. When he busted out, he went right back to the good shit. The friend added, "One day, he walked in on a party and pulled out a bag of pot and said, ‘'We are soooooo getting stoned! No one thought much of it, because at least he was staying away from pills."
Twatty's obviously not smoking up enough, because he's still a major asshole. Lube up and sit on your bong, Twatty. Maybe that will help. Ugh. Can you imagine smoking out with this giant pube bush? He's the reason why some people call weed a "gateway drug." Because after a few seconds with him, you'll realize that weed isn't enough and you'll start injecting your eyeballs with schmack.
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Someone artistically talented (definitely not me) should draw that...Bob Marley descending from the heavens on a winged joint in a halo of delicious smoke.
If that was printed and sold wherever potheads buy wall art, it would totally sell out.
Michael K is such a genius...and ty again for making me laugh daily. My psychiatrist says laughter is good for me :)
I am feeling an Adderol vibe with this bitch ?
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:42am.
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I HEART YOU!
King of weed? Ha – as if!
@MZHARLEY
Submitted by mzharley on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:18pm.
Time to roll one. The visual of Bob Marley riding a giant joint has me wanting....
Oh, and Spencer really does look like Paul Bernardo... Heidi could totally look like Karla too.... damn, thats creepy!!!!! Twit and Twat serial killers....
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OMFG where did you get that from regarding Bernardo, I totally see it. WOW Im going to have that in my head all day now. Damn it so can be them. She seems like the type to offer up her sister/mother, whoever just to please his stank ass. Uncanny.
QUIT GIVING THEM ATTENTION.
Puhleeeesee i'm so sick of seeing their bumfaces on my favourite celeb/trashgossip websites.
There is nothing remotely interesting about them.. I can go watch dumb bitches all day long on my street corner, i don't want to read about them here.
QUIT IT!!
Time to roll one. The visual of Bob Marley riding a giant joint has me wanting....
Oh, and Spencer really does look like Paul Bernardo... Heidi could totally look like Karla too.... damn, thats creepy!!!!! Twit and Twat serial killers....
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"Hang yo pussies out, motherfuckers!" - Michael K.
I would like to nominate myself to lead the lynch mob to find this asshat and throw him into a pile of fire ants.
He's gonna be dropped into the jungle with Janice Dickinson and Stephen Baldwin so if that's not punishment for this little bitch I don't know what is.
‘'We are soooooo getting stoned!..."
I can picture him saying it now - raised eyebrows, swaying his head back and forth, and probably a hand on his hip. What a douche!
TO DO:
-find spencer
-break his bong over his head
-stab him in the eye with broken shards
-steal his stash
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I couldn't get stoned enough to endure his twattery. Buzzkill.
He doesn't look all that much like that serial killer you guys are all talking about. There's another douche out there that he's a total clone of and it's been killing me trying to figure it out. He has total "familiar douchebag" face.
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@ DeeDee
That's what scares me senseless...well, I was already senseless ..but anyway...They were morbid, vile, sexually charged sadists. Very sick. Very frightening.
Zappy on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:40am
Yes! They confess to the stuff the cops have evidence for. But you know they committed crimes we'll never know about. Sickos.
Thanks for the wishes.
I don't think I ever hear dof somebody dying of weed overdose, I mean just weed, maybe I'm wrong and I think that if that is true it should be taken out of the list of drugs ( for multiple reasons)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Cheese Puffs
Ingredients
1 cup milk
1/4-pound (1 stick) unsalted butter
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
Pinch nutmeg
1 cup all-purpose flour
4 extra-large eggs
1/2 cup grated Gruyere, plus extra for sprinkling
1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan
1 egg beaten with 1 teaspoon water, for egg wash
Directions
Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
In a saucepan, heat the milk, butter, salt, pepper, and nutmeg over medium heat, until scalded. Add the flour all at once and beat it vigorously with a wooden spoon until the mixture comes together. Cook, stirring constantly, over low heat for 2 minutes. The flour will begin to coat the bottom of the pan. Dump the hot mixture into the bowl of a food processor fitted with the steel blade. Immediately add the eggs, Gruyere, and Parmesan and pulse until the eggs are incorporated and the dough is smooth and thick.
Spoon the mixture into a pastry bag fitted with a large plain round tip. Pipe in mounds 1 1/4 inches wide and 3/4-inch high onto the baking sheets. With a wet finger, lightly press down the swirl at the top of each puff. (You can also use 2 spoons to scoop out the mixture and shape the puffs with damp fingers.) Brush the top of each puff lightly with egg wash and sprinkle with a pinch of Gruyere. Bake for 15 minutes, or until golden brown outside but still soft inside.
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Yeah DeeDee, they're a vile/sick duo. Wonder how much of this stuff goes on that we don't hear about, ya know?
Great, just what we need, another gun toting pothead.
Happy Birthday Smurf!
No but you can get pretty fucked up if it's mixed with black tar opium.
Spencer does look like Paul Bernardo! I read about those crazies on CrimeLibrary.com a few years ago.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:28am.
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That's the least of what should be done to her, EEG.
Sorry to go (somewhat) off topic everyone, but as Kaosandme pointed out, Spencer looks like a Cdn. serial killer, Paul Bernardo:
http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/k/C/homolkabernardo.jpg
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Can he OD on weed? no, right?
has anybody ever OD'ed on Weed? (excuse my ignorance)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
The C Word,
And some dumb bastard married her! And she has a baby(s?)
When you commit a crime like that you should never be allowed to reproduce. Yank the plumbing.
@ Kaos
Meaning the Bernardo/Homolka duo in Canada? Yikes! You nailed it!
Don't worry C Word -- I won't be slippin' anybody any horse tranqs ;)
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:22am.
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Please tell me that you don't work at a vet clinic.
@EEG: yes, I hate that with every fibre of my being.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
I work with a girl that looks like Karla pre nose job. Now if that doesn't scare the beegeebers outa ya nothing will.
You bunch of morbid bitches are going to give me nightmares.
Do you all hate the fact that the psycho is living on a Caribbean island.
Gag.
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:39am.
He has the same look as a young Bernardo.
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eww makes my skin crawl. Looks like it's gonna be deja vu with this Tori Stafford case eh? ::cringes::
on topic: this douche is trying too hard to appear bad ass kewl. He prolly doesn't even inhale.
Spencer needs some fucking blotting sheets, he's greasier looking than Angelina Jolie.
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I'm with The Beaver on this tale: BS. (1) I doubt he shares. (2) Constant fame-whoring takes far more motivation than most potsmokers possess.
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:44am.
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Thanks, girlie! :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:42am.
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:39am.
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If I was Heidi's sister, I'd sleep with one eye open.
(IG: have fun today!)
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Valium? Weed?
That's a Saturday afternoon for me.
(And as for sharing Teh Ganja, only if you can match in contributions to a communal blunt.)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I believe it. Weed would be the only way I, personally, could be in the same place as this dickbag for longer than .3 seconds. ______________________________________________
My feelings are sensitive.
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:39am.
He has the same look as a young Bernardo.
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You TOTALLY nailed it. *shudder*
Edit: C Word, jinx! :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:39am.
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Wow, now that you say that...so true. *shudders*
That would make Heidi his Karla.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
He has the same look as a young Bernardo.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:26am.
Well he has to have some way to delude himself into thinking people like him for his personality.
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So true. He's that guy that no one likes but still gets invited to parties because he has a ton of weed and will share it for free.
Sing along with me:
♪Who's the douchiest douche we know?
Spencer Pratt♪
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Breathing maxi-pad! hahahahahahaha I wouldn't waste on exhaled hit of shake and stems on this tool.
Big fucking deal...myself and everyone I know always has a huge bag of weed - it's nothing newsworthy.
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Well he has to have some way to delude himself into thinking people like him for his personality.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
can't stand this guy - although if he likes weed, that helps a little
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his facial hair never seizes to annoy me
I'm calling BULLSHIT on this one, too. Valium?? What year is this? 1986?