Still Going
Two seconds ago, it was reported that Kate Hudson and Ass-Rod were giving each other mouth jobs in NYC. I chalked it up to one of those 24-hour bugs. Well, the virus is still active. Page Six says that Kate and A-Roidy's affair of the fart is now one week old. Surprisingly, this isn't a record for either of them. Yeah, I think Kate was married for at least 10 days. And A-Rod was Vadge's clit licker for at least 9.
The two celebrated their long-lasting love by spending some time together at Hotel ZaZa in Dallas after the Yankees vs. Rangers game. A source said that Brit Brit's head double packed up her vagina and followed A-Roid down there. Yeah, "followed" was the word they used.
Kate seems like the type to fall madly in love after the first dick-to-vag session. Homegirl needs to learn that you don't have to walk down the street hand-in-hand all lovey dovey-like with a dude just because he dicked you earlier in the day. Love. Sex. Two different animals. And sometimes the two animals don't need to cuddle together. Actually, it's better when they don't. Yeah, don't bother pouring me a bitter martini. I'm already full of it.
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Wow, there's actually someone in Hollywood that hasn't chopped up her body and stuffed it with salt water sacks? Wow.
Oh god I hope A-Roid convinces her to go to the Kaballah center and she's all "But I'm not a jew!" and he handcuffs her with the red string and drags her in. Cut to Madonna having a fucking cow. That crazy bitch would leap from her pew and tackle the Torah right out of A-Roid's beefy tallons. Meanwhile, Kate will have already performed fellatio on Jesus in a secret corridor.
Boy she gets around!
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wow...kate is really a skank ho to the core...I would never EVER touch anything that VAdge and her roided up nether regions ever touched...what a tool...both of them
At least the spread of STDs will slow down for a week of so since both of these freaks are walking STD factories. Hoors! Both of them.
Goldie raised her to be skankalicious. But following a ballplayer to another town and then thinking sex is love? Hmmm, that is exactly what I did in my prime so don't knock it!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 2:01pm.
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It says, "Go home now, open a bottle of chard, and have a drink for me on the back deck."
So I did. ;)
Toasting your success *glass held high*.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Kate is like a plain, stale, warm bolonga (not fried) sandwich on moldy white bread, plus she has no idea what "love" is, she is pure skank.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:58pm.
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Did I? Apologies, forgot to include ' :) ' at the end of my post. ;)
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Hehehehee.......:) ;) :) I'm doing Morse Code, can you read it??
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Shout-out to Canuck literary Goddess, Alice Munro on winning the U.K. 2009 Man Booker prize. Way to go Alice!!
vadge's clit licker.
MUST YOU??
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:58pm.
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Did I? Apologies, forgot to include ' :) ' at the end of my post. ;)
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:55pm.
Jay-zus, whatta time to forego work and log back on....my timing is impeccable.
One thing's for sure tho, he'd be an ass-slapper
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Shout-out to Canuck literary Goddess, Alice Munro on winning the U.K. 2009 Man Booker prize. Way to go Alice!!
Wow, does Kate look fat or maybe it's beer bloat! She and Paris can now compete for the skank of the year award.
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Ladees! Ladeees! What is all this talk about grunting and sweating and greasiness? Are we discussing Perez Hilton at the dinner table?
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Dang joe shmoe! You brought my lunch back up on me! GAK! I have now discovered that Aroid is legions sexier than Perez. *shivers* I am now anti-sex. Just cancel ALL of it. Cones only.
Jay-zus, whatta time to forego work and log back on....my timing is impeccable.
One thing's for sure tho, he'd be an ass-slapper.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:56pm.
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Ladees! Ladeees! What is all this talk about grunting and sweating and greasiness? Are we discussing Perez Hilton at the dinner table?
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Shout-out to Canuck literary Goddess, Alice Munro on winning the U.K. 2009 Man Booker prize. Way to go Alice!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
Hahahahahahahaha!!! With back acne and probably one weird thick hair that grows right where he can't reach it and Kate is too embarrassed to mention it.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:13pm.
Oh LB, thanks to you I have had to perfect the laugh/cough so I don't get busted at work! High fives! OMGLMFAO!
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Mission accomplished. ;-)
My fav Aroid piccy.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:56pm.
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Thus, roid rage. No wonder they're pissed.
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He seems like he'd be SUCH a lousy lay even without the roids. Bleh. A grunter.
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Hahahaha! A grunter and a prolly a profuse sweater.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:10pm.
@ Freebird yeah he does. Grunter and quick.
And probably wants to high five afterwards.
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Oh LB, thanks to you I have had to perfect the laugh/cough so I don't get busted at work! High fives! OMGLMFAO!
@ Freebird yeah he does. Grunter and quick.
And probably wants to high five afterwards.
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:54pm.
Do roids shrink your cock or just your balls? I hope he doesn't have a big cock. He doesn't deserve it.
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i was just thinking about that! i seem to remember reading that it does shrink the dong. it may depend on the type of roid.
oy, i'm too lazy to look it up!
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Consensus is it shrinks the whole package and he's a lousy lay anyway, irrespective of peen size.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:54pm.
Do roids shrink your cock or just your balls? I hope he doesn't have a big cock. He doesn't deserve it.
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i was just thinking about that! i seem to remember reading that it does shrink the dong. it may depend on the type of roid.
oy, i'm too lazy to look it up!
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:56pm.
Ew Ew Ew.. for a month .. EW..
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ahahaa! i'm gonna try that one on my niece
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:00pm.
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I'll try not to think about it if you don't. ;P
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:56pm.
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Thus, roid rage. No wonder they're pissed.
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He seems like he'd be SUCH a lousy lay even without the roids. Bleh. A grunter.
Doesn't Kate's poon get exhausted from trying to determine the owner of the next peen barreling towards it?
And she's with him? The roid king? She'd fare better investing in a set of vibrators.
Hometrick's va-jay-jay is going to sneak away in the middle of the night!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I remember thinking her marriage to Chris Robinson looked like a kidnapping in progress.
Now, if these two were to reconcile, I think Chris Robinson might be considered the better aged.
Example of what hard living does to a body.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:56pm.
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Thus, roid rage. No wonder they're pissed.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
it seems laughable to think that 10 yrs ago with her film Debut Kate Hudson was thought of as a serious contender to the legacy her mom left with brilliant comedies.
She is just like all that other herpetic nepotistic Hollywood TROSH.
ZERO.. ZIPPO.. Zilch .. nada..
Miss Thing finally dumped her junkie husband and finally got a taste of big Dominican Donkey Dong & she seriously is Dickmatized @ this point.
Even if the dong in question is attached to this gum smackin in photo ops mega douche tard..
Ew Ew Ew.. for a month .. EW..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Yes, roids shrink the total package.
I don't know if it's true or not, but I have heard that after you stop taking the roids that it also stops functioning properly.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:51pm.
ADud is such a wannabe starfucker. Except he's like one of those groupies that only get to go down on the bass or keyboard player if they're lucky enough to make it backstage.
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LMFAO!
Who cares about this shit, MK, let's get to the real news--the sailor-mouthed SuBo, sarah boyle. The whole cinderella story seemed a bore to me, but throw in a temper and some vulgarian rants, and now we are onto something...
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:30pm.
Actually, I think Kate is usually the one who dumps the guy
I think she is the case of the one chick that got married to young and woke up and said; "It has to be more dick than this in the world", so cheated on her husband got a divorce and now is whoring it up everywhere.
I hate this flat chested, five chin, dumbo ears,no talent Homewrecker.
Poor Ryder.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:44pm.
A-rod is starstruck. kate might've gotten her first taste of big man cock
i give it 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 ...
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Do roids shrink your cock or just your balls? I hope he doesn't have a big cock. He doesn't deserve it.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:43pm.
I don't think I could have said this more eloguently.
A-Roid better steer clear of kate. He has already been busted for roids and does not need to add pot to his list of woes. This is a totally weird hook-up also.
ADud is such a wannabe starfucker. Except he's like one of those groupies that only get to go down on the bass or keyboard player if they're lucky enough to make it backstage.
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Seriously though, why does her face look like she's a size 18? She can't be bigger than a four or six. It's like she's the walking definition of skinnyfat.
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A-rod is starstruck. kate might've gotten her first taste of big man cock
i give it 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 ...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:24pm.
I also feel bitter today. Table for 2 please!
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To quote Alice Roosevelt Longworth (TR's famous daughter): "If you can't say anything nice, then sit right here next to me."
You'll always have a reservation at my bitchfest booth.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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THIS ROID USING LOSER LIKES SOME WEIRD ASS WHORES...MADONNA AND HIS WIFE WERE MUSIC HEAD CHICKS AND THIS UGLY ASS KATE HAS A FUCKING FAT HEAD WITH A TRIPLE CHIN TO GO WITH HER NO TITS AND WEIGHT GAINS EVERY MONTH..THIS CUNT IS NOT FUCKING HOT!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:35pm.
i used to like kate, and now she kind of bugs me. and Sensimilla, um i mean Sensimina :) ITA she used to be really cute and has gone way down hill.
i think i'm and isla fisherloonie.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by psomc on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 12:29pm.
Me too. I totally heart Varitek.
Hey! Theres nothing wrong with being flat cheasted Thankyouverymuch.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
Meh and yuck. Respectively.