Friday, May 29th 2009

Candy Spelling Would Like To Explain.....

Yesterday, Candy Spelling went on a Massachusetts radio station and basically said Tori Spelling is the reason why Aaron's heart stopped beating. Yes, bitch is making Kate Gosselin's possum hair look like a glowing halo.

Candy immediately jumped on HuffPo to explain herself. But her explanation is really just a repeat performance. Get ready to release a flock of the "cunt" word from your mouth after reading this:

One of the most-repeated phrases by reporters is, "I don't write the headlines."

I just saw headlines on Foxnews.com, The Huffington Post and elsewhere that read:

"Candy Spelling: Tori's Actions Killed My Husband Aaron Spelling."

I don't know who is writing the headlines, but I wish he or she would read the rest of their own stories.

I didn't intend to create headlines. I was asked a question about my daughter not speaking with my family, and I answered truthfully. My husband was very ill, and he had stopped eating and taking liquids. He called Tori on a daily basis, and never stopped asking if Tori had returned his call. We had to say no every day.

I should have known better, but it is the truth. Next, someone will refer to it as 'patricide.' Wait, sorry. Eonline just did that.

You know, I really wouldn't put it past Candy if she lied to Aaron about Tori not calling. When the maid gave Candy a message from Tori, she just chucked it into the fire and continued to sip on her champagne. I think I saw that on an episode of Dynasty once. Fuck. I'm sounding just like her.

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z-listed's picture

I wish she would explain why she decided to procreate. I mean one look at her husband and a look in the mirror should have told her that the result would be a disaster!

Too Gay's picture

It's not easy visiting an ailing parent.

me so horny for candy look like pretty lady boy see in thailand bangkok like look old lady blond hair evil look so funny when butt fcking her in anus and stuff i am so proud her tori like girl from turd mouth and stuff and in LA come to thai boy with me!

Like the rest, I can't believe she is actually making us feel sorry for Tori! That she has such a fucking cunt of a psycho mother - keep your kids far, far away from her Tori!

Candy is certainly the nightmares of mummy dearest proportion. She comes across to me as a jealous , manipulative witch. Way to go to get your daughter back and to see the grandkids evil bitch!

Pimpcessa's picture

She makes me ill. Her daughter used to make me ill but she is one evil Mom. People that publicize their family dirty laundry are nutz!!

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i'm not a fan of tori spelling by any means, but reading this made me empathetic towards her. i totally understand what it's like to have a sadistic, lying, cunt for a mother.
candy spelling eerily reminds me of my mother. especially the part how she most likely was jealous of tori's relationship with her father, and manipulating her dad into thinking she couldn't care less about him and just used him.
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Now, Candy's using the press to clean her mess and try again to appear to be the victim.

I'm sure that Tori's not a saint, but she seems to have been close to her father. I'm sure that she would have wanted to be at his bedside when he died. She didn't know that Aaron passed until friends called her and told her that it made news. Candy's pretty cold to have not allowed her daughter to see her father on his deathbed.

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I love it when a coldhearted cunt tries to demonize someone else, and in doing so reveals to the world just what an evil cunt bitch they themselves actual are.

Nice work Candy.

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Sure, she has all that money, but at the end of the day, she's still....CANDY SPELLING. Ugh.

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She certainly has a hideous, caustic soul.

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:51pm.

ugly, unhappy and rich...these bitches can have it...
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Yes. They make fame and fortune look so unappealing.

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The forehead that ate Manhattan. Good god.

Tamzin's picture

I feel bad that Tori has such a cunt for a mother but I'm beyond sick of these two.
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ugly, unhappy and rich...these bitches can have it...
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iamschell's picture

This goes to prove that money doesn't buy happiness!

BTW - I LOVE the new tag "it's not easy being a cunt".

Vermithrax's picture

I wish they'd both fuck off. Their feud is a retarded, endless drag that's cluttering up the lanes of quality gossip.

There is nothing on this planet worse than a manipulative bitch of a mother. Seriously, all else pales in comparison. Trust, I know.

stake_spike's picture

My thoughts exactly MK. I could totally see her pretending that she didn't call.

chica robotica's picture

I'd never noticed her huge head before (look at that forehead). If you put Aaron Spelling's eyes and I guess nose on her... that's Tori Spelling!

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Submitted by Team KFed on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 2:43pm.
Tori might suck & have beanbagboobies, but Candy is way more of a vile bitch. Aaron probably died to get the fuck away from her.

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My bro-in-law did, so I would not be surprised! AND, I bet she DID throw away those phone messages!!!

see? under her bangs?.... it says c - u - n - t

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Ford_Prefect's picture

It takes a lot for me to feel sorry for Tori da Hut.

Nice to see Candy has all the mothering skills of a Reptile.

What a Ho Beast.

Pair her up with KH8 and do a "How to totally alienate your family in 50 words or less". tour.

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TITS's picture

Well, she's going to die with only her husbands money to keep her company.

I hope tori never lets her children near that hadrian.

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paris herpes's picture

No wonder Tori's all fucked up and bulimic. If I had a mom like this I probably wouldn't talk to her ever again. But then again, that's just me and that's exactly what Tori is doin too!

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candy spelling=alien

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Tori might suck & have beanbagboobies, but Candy is way more of a vile bitch. Aaron probably died to get the fuck away from her.

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pomegranate's picture

I hate Tori for abusing my eyeballs all these years, but her mom is a major c*nt...lie, bitch, and tell your near-death husband that your bitch daugther called him. She obviously didn't love him since she didn't do this. I guess you could say that SHE killed him, using her stupid logic.

lovemyboy's picture

Tori gets on my nerves, but I read Storytelling and it was a pretty well written book. Tori was pretty much raised by nannies and maids. It's no wonder they have no connection.

It's a pretty low blow to blame Tori for her fathers death. What a witch.

Next time you talk to a reporter Candy, how about admitting you've been a terrible parent and apologising to your daughter? Even with all the money you have, you haven't been able to fix your gigantic forehead but you could have some influence over your relationship with the child you should love unconditionally. She's gonna die old, proportianally challenged in the face and lonely. Her choice.

Uber Cunt.

Eddie's picture

Let me tell you a-something about my family. We are as sthick as sthieves.

TITS's picture

Candy needs her own show! I'd watch. With popcorn.

I hope she keeps trying to make her words sound better, this stuff is GOLD.

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M.E.'s picture

Wow. What a bitch. I'm sure this is really going to make Tori want to talk to her again.

Nothing like blaming your child for her fathers death.

CUNT!

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*dies laughing @ the tag* It's Not Easy Being A Cunt

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kittycatastrophe's picture

Translation:

My borderline personality snipping at my daughter backfired and everyone started calling me a malicious cunt so I'm sorry about saying that my daughter killed my husband. The actuality is that Tori's not returning phone calls is what caused him to die of a broken heart while I held his hand. I was the only one who cared which is why I totally got all of the money. Ha ha ha, suck on that bitch...oops, sorry. I mean...I love Tori so much and I can't understand why she won't speak to me.
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I hope Tori has nothing to do with this ass wipe and doesn't let Little Fanny Candy see the grandchildren. What mother would say this? If you are reading this Tori, and I know you are, you have my support. You don't need this bitch in your life.

Serena's picture

But yes, Candy is WAY out of line and should be ashamed of herself for being so heartless.

No one knows why Tori didn't speak to her family. There is a lot there, I'm sure, just like in any family. And Candy is sick for making parts of it public.

Stoney's picture

I can't believe this cunt is making me like TORI SPELLING.

You know hows Stoney feels about da homewreckas!

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Master Blaster's picture

The sad thing is that dog was found hours later with teeth marks in it's throat and all of the blood drained out of it's body. Candy's maiden name was "Nosferatu".

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Sensi, you beat me to it! I don't really give a damn about either one of these whores but as I recall, Tori was pissed cause her mother was throwing her pussy around while her father was on his death bed. Candi is probably a lying bitch about the phone calls. As fug as she is, at least Tori seems to have a pretty normal life & she needs to tell her mom to fuck off and die!

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CityBarbie, I just cracked up when you said:
"If I was Tori and I knew I was going to be born into that mess of a family and I had to choose which version of fug I'd have, I'd probably take frog over pig too."

I can't quit giggling, I'm at work, Imma probably gonna get fired. Thanks a lot.

Actually, you are hilarious. That was a hoot. Thanks for this raging case of gigglepants...

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:27pm.

She looks like the aliens from Mars Attacks.
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I always think the exact same thing. Maybe someone should play the song "Indian Love Call," and see if it works just as well on her as it did on the aliens!

barelybeagle's picture

I never imagined I'd feel sorry for Tori Spelling, but DAMN. Hearing this shit makes me so grateful that my mom isn't a gigantic raging cunt.

Rican35's picture

With all that money, why you gotta be so evil??? Make up with your girl, Candy.

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Ugly is genetic and to the bone....

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Stock Broker's picture

Candy Spelling needs to drink a "STFitini".

Stop airing your dirty dried up panties in public you inconsiderate sea hag.

Sensimina's picture

Tori said in her book that her mom was jealous of the attention she got from her dad, and would try to sabotage Tori's relationship with him. I think we can all pretty much figure that Candy manipulated Aaron to the hilt, especially with him being so frail at the end. Also, Candy was cheating on Aaron with a family friend at the time of his death. She really needs to STFU. I feel for Tori, even though she's rich, she will never have things like beauty or a loving mom and she knows it.

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Damn that is one fugly looking lady. She just wanted to keep all Aaron's money for her greedy rear.

Submitted by Stanley_is_hairy on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 1:24pm

After I read your post, I scrolled back up to look at Candy and you are completely right! Her face is trying to sidle off because it doesn't want to be close to that selfless brain of hers.

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She looks like a crazed Leprechaun hiding a razor in it's mouth.

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