Saints Bleed!
Saint Angie was over on Long Island doing a stunt for that condiment movie when she busted her head and started bleeding between her eyes. STIGMATA!!!!
TMZ says that God traveled down from heaven in an ambulance carried by the angels and healed St. Angie with just a touch. Before he flew away, they had a quick chat about the twin messiahs entering (SPOILER ALERT: and winning) the Scripps Speeling Bee next year.
The movie's production company released this statement: "This morning while filming an action sequence... Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed."
Basically, the Patron Saint of Everything is going to be fine. Shucks. You'll get her next time, Aniston.
@Snowpiece: I don't know what you mean...that avi is me in all my greasy, alcoholic, white trash glory!! lol ;o)
anastasia: Yes it is, although a tad chilly here in Vienna.
But a few puffs more and that will be all forgotten!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
@Breakdown
I raise my glass of red wine to you, as I take another toke! Another fine European night, eh?
Santé!
Paris is for stoners.
anastasia:
It is SO sound that I am high right now!
*puff*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Ditto in France.
*waves to Breakdown* Got'cho weed situation sorted these days?
Paris is for stoners.
I live in Germany and when I tell Germans that most Americans have no insurance or bad insurance their first reaction is usually shock and then...
"But you must!"
Because for them it is a right and everyone has it. It is a shame that America is the richest country in the world, but more people die from easily treated diseases because we are too greedy to provide for each and every person.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:17pm.
I cannot imagine living in a country where one has to pay for medical treatments. It sounds bizzare. How much does a health inssurance cost, and what does it cover?
Here, every doctors appointments and hospitals are completely free. Including medications for long term illnesses.
If you are sick, you get a full payed leave for as long as it takes to get well.
New mothers have fully payed maternity-leave for 13 months, fathers get two months.
Parents receive 800 dollars each month when the child is under the age of three. Over three, they get 300 dollars a month til the child is 18 years.
On the other hand, we pay 10 dollar for one gallon of gas..
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Very random comment. However, Norway is getting more and more attractive to me :)
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:17pm
It depends on what kind of insurance you want. The better the insurance the higher it is (sorry I don't understand deductable nonsense). You also have to factor in any other ailments you have prior as these will make insurance go up and if you smoke or are overweight they will force the price up. If you have a job with benefits the price will be lower. For instance my mum used to pay around a $100 every month and the company covered the rest of the $300+ cost of insurance. I have insurance on my own now and it's $75/month (through Aetna), although I don't know how great it is as I don't need to use it often.
There are problems with having national health (just look at the problems with NHS in the UK) but the pros would outweigh the cons.
It's not like you can't get help with coverage, there are state programs. This woman I know has CareLink (?) and she pays $10 for every doctors visit. She goes every month because she's never had insurance before, it's so cheap so she says I might as well go while it's so low. The drs really cool and will do extra without charging.
The people I know who have used them their main gripe is having to go and fill out the papwerwork to get it. Never heard any complaints about the actal dr visits. Girls under 18 also get free coverage (pap smears, brith control) at Planned Parenthood and I think discounts inrelation to how much you make. But that's about all I know. Maybe someone with better knowledge of state programs can tell you more.
I cannot imagine living in a country where one has to pay for medical treatments. It sounds bizzare. How much does a health inssurance cost, and what does it cover?
Here, every doctors appointments and hospitals are completely free. Including medications for long term illnesses.
If you are sick, you get a full payed leave for as long as it takes to get well.
New mothers have fully payed maternity-leave for 13 months, fathers get two months.
Parents receive 800 dollars each month when the child is under the age of three. Over three, they get 300 dollars a month til the child is 18 years.
On the other hand, we pay 10 dollar for one gallon of gas..
Has she had work done? Somthing (besides that disgusting grey $5 wig) looks off....
Her lips sort of look like Lisa Rinna's (or as my mum calls her that bitch Taylor. She'll never get over the fact that those people do exist outside of Melrose Place. She still calls Marcia Cross Kimberly).
I knew she'd be fine, nothing on earth could put a dent in that five head.
AND- what in holy hell was she doing at a war crime trial? Does she really think the presence of an egomaniac like her helps the justice process? Honestly this cunt annoys the hell out of me. Affected, moronic, deluded twat with a face like a toilet plunger and the IQ of a plant.
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
~ Twain
Submitted by Lory on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:49am.
Who's watching the Forum? (We need a new joke between us--not that I don't love your marketing come-ons.)
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:42am.
BUT I agree with you, "twosie." Angie Jo does have a strong nad.
hahahaha. Twosie gives everyone else here a foil. Like Angie C or Candy-something with Lady GaGa.
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Submitted by kategreen on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 6:33am.
poor girl...I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love...
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Bwahahahaha! Gotta love those spammers!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
BUT I agree with you, "twosie." Angie Jo does have a strong nad.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman and won't let this injury affect her work. Not many people have the same phenomenal work ethic as her.
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Go tell that to all the 40+ year-olds who've lost their jobs & will never be able to retire & are now working at Starbucks or delivering pizzas for minimum wage for 40 hours a week & who have no health insurance. That, my dear, is what a truly phenomenal work ethic is. It sure ain't some movie star who's getting paid millions of dollars to basically act out her dream all day long & who can afford to go to the E.R. for a stupid fucking scratch on her head, while other people with no health insurance are dying of cancer & can't even afford medicine or a primary care physician.
Stupid twat.
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Co-signed. Man, this chick has the most idiotic fans ever, and that's saying something considering the third-grade mentality of the grown ass hos running any given fan site.
Submitted by lilylonelynow on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:20am.
My friend recommended me a very good comunity
----www-MixedLoving-com----
People from all over the world gather together.
Go to have a try, you may find your love or friendship there.
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This is how Scientology started.
Well, Angie Jo's looking pretty good for rode-hard 40-something.***coffee sluuuurp***
My friend recommended me a very good comunity
----www-MixedLoving-com----
People from all over the world gather together.
Go to have a try, you may find your love or friendship there.
I doubt Jen A. is really worried about Angelina or Brad, at this point anyway, but it's fun to pretend she cares. Comedy!
No way A-Holie has enough time for all of her children. Making movies and being a world-class humanitarian takes priority, apparently.
Why go to The Hague when you have a mini-army of refugee children of your own? I don't know, maybe having a ho around does up the press coverage, but if she screws her own children in favor of whatever it is she thinks she's achieving, we have six more fucktards in the world.
It starts at home, AngieHo. Nannies can't replace mothers completely, as legions of fucked up Brits illustrate.
"Il Tamponini", anyone? I rest my case.
Jonas Brothers live the dream!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It
poor girl...I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
Who's trying to kill my Angie?!!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
To be superficial, she looks like shit, despite how the snotty Brangeloonies argue how everyone's so jealous of Brangelina and how "hot" they are for each other. Those pictures of Angelina eating cake and making that gag-like gesture are grotesque. She resembles John Voight more and more as she grows older.
Give her five more years. I wouldn't be dragging appearance into the discussion except for the fact that she's a disgusting crazy slut who fucked up a marriage because Brad Pitt's not enough of a man to possess the self-control to resist any piece of ass that offers. He basically ran off with the reptile queen for sex...and the Brangeloonies insinuate everyone who doesn't praise them is just jealous of their intense sexual chemistry blah blah blah.
I guess that the sex would be great if that's all their relationship's based upon, but eventually the thrill of fucking a loose and aging overgrown emo bitch will get old too.
I'm sure after taking a knifeblade to you so many times during sex, it becomes boring and predictable...her beef curtains probably have their own zip code and I predict that she's incontinent by now. Fun!
And I think she and Brad deserve each other. Brad Pitt's just as much, if not more, of an asshole as she is.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
AND her skin is that of a mid forties smoker
stating the obvious but her mouth is so grotesque its beyond description
Whatever happened to their promise they made a few months ago about "fading away"?
Rotten peach of scrotum
I'd have a hard time deciding between The Skank Grosselin or this whore for worst mother of the year.
God Bless the Jolie HOLY SHIT.
@Ms. Caligula: True Story, earlier this week I get a call from the nurse at my daughter's school. She had been hit in the eye by a fucking flying pencil. Some assholes were throwing shit in the hall. So, I'm all askered and shit hoping she's ok. Then, I start to worry about how I'm gonna pay for the medical care she might need. I mean, it's her FUCKING EYE! It's a good thing that her eye wasn't penetrated or even scratched. The school nurse has a way with blowing shit out of proportion. Thank God she's fine, but it's HELL being without health insurance.
FUCK YOU Skankalina!
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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- madam s. on Tori Spelling's body
Oh, it wouldn't surprise me she's a hypochondriac who probably knows how to make a hangnail sound like fucking cancer or something.
Rotten peach of scrotum
Self-absorbed bitch should be spending time raising all those kids for a couple of years.
Are the last two even a year old yet?
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:25pm.
Between? Betwixt??
Bet Brad did it.
Between? Between?? where is that exactly? the nose, the brain? what?
frankly i'm surprised to learn she HAS blood!
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:45pm.
Angelina Jolie is a "doody eater". She just can't get enough scat in her diet.
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You said doodie...and scat...You know what that means, don't you???? POO THREAD!!!!
I keed, I keed...
Not really...I've fashioned two tiger turds in the shape of St. Angie's MOUF...Bless it, whores...it's Jolie HOLY SHIT...
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jolie holy shit.... ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:24pm.
*crosses self in front of Tiger's lippy turd pile*
*angels sing*
Holy shit, it's a miracle!!! I can walk!!!
Wait... *thinks back*... I could do that before.. *curses poo*
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But could you walk whilst making doody? Huh? Yeah, I think not... It's still a St. Angie doodie miracle, no matter how you anally slice that shit.... *praying to St. AngieJo Lipschitz of DListia...*...*crossing self*...Oh what whores? Like "crossing yourself* is not code for masturbation??? No one said you had to watch...PERVS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Isn't this uplifting news? Straight betwixt the shit eating eyes.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:24pm.
*crosses self in front of Tiger's lippy turd pile*
*angels sing*
Holy shit, it's a miracle!!! I can walk!!!
Wait... *thinks back*... I could do that before.. *curses poo*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
so Angie's self mutilating on set now. That's serious shit. I'm sure we'll hear all about this cry for help in In Touch next week.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:45pm.
Angelina Jolie is a "doody eater". She just can't get enough scat in her diet.
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You said doodie...and scat...You know what that means, don't you???? POO THREAD!!!!
I keed, I keed...
Not really...I've fashioned two tiger turds in the shape of St. Angie's MOUF...Bless it, whores...it's Jolie HOLY SHIT...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think maybe she just does the top lip, I could be wrong but I just think that.
Another thing, those lips can't be all natural, I realize she has big lips naturally but they wouldn't look so weird if they were that big naturally. I think she started getting them bigger when she learned that people loved her big lips. That's just my opinion. I've seen them look smaller before, as if the collagen was getting less and then bigger again. I really think that. I think she gets them just a teeny bit bigger, like just a smidge.
My goodness did our beloved James Haven don a wig for this photo? That cannot be Angelina.
The makeup resembles a beauty school class project gone awry and the hair could benefit from a hot oil treatment.
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She HAs to be an undercover smoker!
Let me just say, that my work ethic sucks but since I have an internship i'm about to start that I will love, it is gonna look like I have such good work ethic. Not only that I have been making everyday to class almost for the last two years, when I was younger I stayed out of school and drank a lot. (college not highschool, I was good in high school) Anyway, my point is, If you tried to make me work at mickey d's, no way would i have good work ethic, you can't judge someone's work ethic as well when they are living out their dreams. I'm in school for fashion and apparently it turned out to be the right field for me but when i was in school for other things I was a big slacker and so screw this about Jolie and her work ethic.
Angelina Jolie is a "doody eater". She just can't get enough scat in her diet.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
She is so not hot anymore. Yes i'm sure she is trying to look old for a movie but still. Hot people still look good when trying to look old, let's face it.
That's it, she's entered Lisa Rinna territory and there is no fucking looking back. She needs to fucking wipe that mouth off with some Tucks and Prep H pads because it looks like bitch has an enormous puckering 'roid on her face.
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A-the-fuck-MEN!!
The Devil obviously didn't hit St. Ho upside the head hard enough, dammit. Memo to Angie, this is what happens when you shoot up and try to be an action "star". Beelzebub, you need to try harder next time. WTF is wrong with you?
This Ho is freaky! I wouldlove to eat her busted oyster while Brad Titt is watching then I would bang the shit out of her as she is moaning while Brad is watching. HOT!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
okay you two, hand in your Hippocratic papers.
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Huh? :D We were just trying to help.
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that shit burned! gosh I'm such a sissy when it comes to cuts.but thanks anyways.
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Tee hee hee, this just made my weekend. ;-)
DAMNIT KARMA! YOU FUCKING FAILED!
Rachel's emergency interview with ANYONE in 5.. 4...3..
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