Saints Bleed!
Saint Angie was over on Long Island doing a stunt for that condiment movie when she busted her head and started bleeding between her eyes. STIGMATA!!!!
TMZ says that God traveled down from heaven in an ambulance carried by the angels and healed St. Angie with just a touch. Before he flew away, they had a quick chat about the twin messiahs entering (SPOILER ALERT: and winning) the Scripps Speeling Bee next year.
The movie's production company released this statement: "This morning while filming an action sequence... Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed."
Basically, the Patron Saint of Everything is going to be fine. Shucks. You'll get her next time, Aniston.
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Her skin looks terrible.
This is what her brother in a drag will look like when he is 50.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:20pm.
WHO GIVES A FLYING FCK?
I'm sure those a$ $holes at JJ are crying and praying for this whore.
OMG GOD OUR PRINCESS WAS INJURED, GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITT FAMILY DURING THIS HORRIBLE CRISIS, MAY THE CHILDREN BE SHIELD BE THE LEGIONS OF NANNIES SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THEY'RE ANGEL WAS HURT!
I'M GETTING DOWN ON MY SIZE EIGHTEEN SWEATPANT FOOD SOILED SWEATPANTS AND LIGHTING A CANDLE AS I TYPE!
GOD PLEASE, HEAR OUR PRAYER FOR HER!
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Gawd I love CTH!!
That's it, she's entered Lisa Rinna territory and there is no fucking looking back. She needs to fucking wipe that mouth off with some Tucks and Prep H pads because it looks like bitch has an enormous puckering 'roid on her face.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Lisa Rinna sphincter lips.
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"Like snakes, tarantulas, and Spencer Pratt, they can't help how they look." Sugaroo
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 5:38pm.
Nice clam!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Oh my goodness!! I love Brangelina posts. They are funny on JJ, but gold over here!
Hey - where are all the loonies??? : (
Rutin will help with those hemorrhoids on her lips.
Bitingontinfoil: I see we both have the same good taste in avie subjects, LOL :P
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:42pm.
asshole lips spew shit.
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hehehe...That sounds like a fortune cookie
Confucious say Asshole lips spew shit....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman and won't let this injury affect her work. Not many people have the same phenomenal work ethic as her.
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Go tell that to all the 40+ year-olds who've lost their jobs & will never be able to retire & are now working at Starbucks or delivering pizzas for minimum wage for 40 hours a week & who have no health insurance. That, my dear, is what a truly phenomenal work ethic is. It sure ain't some movie star who's getting paid millions of dollars to basically act out her dream all day long & who can afford to go to the E.R. for a stupid fucking scratch on her head, while other people with no health insurance are dying of cancer & can't even afford medicine or a primary care physician.
Stupid twat.
I've seen Jolie look much uglier. The gray hair is off-putting and she's scrunching up her roid lips but other than that, same ol' same ol Jolie.
BLAAARGH!!
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
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Serious question: How could she possibly look any worse than she does in that photo? She looks like a cross between a middle-aged Lily Allen and a Muppet. Even her skin looks like crap.
Dear God she is scary-looking in that photo!
This woman truly is not aging well.
She is not aging well
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Michael K,
Angelina could have been severly disfigured yet you make light of the situation.
Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman and won't let this injury affect her work. Not many people have the same phenomenal work ethic as her.
This must be loveangelina. LOL!
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Michael K,
Angelina could have been severly disfigured yet you make light of the situation.
Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman and won't let this injury affect her work. Not many people have the same phenomenal work ethic as her.
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THANK FUCKING GOD!!!! CUZ THE WORLD JUST COULDN'T STAND ANOTHER FUCKING SAINT ANGIE OOZING SO MUCH TALENT AND GLORY OR OUR MINDS WOULD JUST FUCKING EXPLODE WITH SO MUCH HAPPINESS AND FLUTTERY STARKLIES.... PLUS SHE COULDN'T STAND THE COMPETITION AND BRAD WOULD END UP FUCKING IT ANYWAY...IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST.
under the bangs?.... doesn't it say C - U - N - T ??? yeah... I see it!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Shut the hell up. You're sick.
OT: Why does a minor injury make headlines?
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 5:23pm.
You must be strong! :D Breathe against the pain.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
okay you two, hand in your Hippocratic papers.
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Huh? :D We were just trying to help.
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that shit burned! gosh I'm such a sissy when it comes to cuts.but thanks anyways.
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Dayum she's lookin' rough. Looks like she hit her stride about 5 years ago...it's all down hill from there. Those "angular" features are starting to look a little harsh, no?
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 5:18pm.
having an asshole as a mouth has its advantages. being so close to the nose you can really get the full gusto of your own farts.
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Provolone, marry me!
OMG!!! Is her 3rd 3-month-old baby bump this year OK?!?!?
Big movies have big insurance companies to please. They probably dragged her to the doctor to keep their funding covered. No big whoop.
But imagine the mighty blood flood if she ruptured one of those throbbing veins that protrude from her forehead!!!
having an asshole as a mouth has its advantages. being so close to the nose you can really get the full gusto of your own farts.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Oooohh....Jolie is soooo edgy doing her own stunts...At least in her case if any brain damage occured no one would know the difference. Imagine the media frenzy if her or Pitt were to die? While I am not a fan, I dont wish that on them, but just imagine the torture we would all have to endure...
wow. a friend and i were JUST talking about this photo, here:
http://thebirdinmymouth.com/2009/05/29/jolie-loss/
i think this is a glimpse of things to come with her..
would you still hit it?
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
okay you two, hand in your Hippocratic papers.
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Huh? :D We were just trying to help.
throw some hair around those lips and it looks alot like the kitty I danced with last night! Am I wrong or is she starting to look older - not the hair i realize that's grayed but around the eyes.
At first I thought this was Lisa Rina with her lips of mass destruction.
Get her some Preparation H for that huge hemorrhoid in the middle of her face.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - Me
Her body probably just now went into WTF!-mode from those 2 plastic sporkfuls of cake she had a few days ago.
Damn that delicious cake and its empty calories!!
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Michael K,
Angelina could have been severly disfigured yet you make light of the situation.
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You poor delusional child. If you are so naive that you don't realize the purpose of dlisted is to mock celebrities, then go play in another sandbox. This one's run by mean kitties.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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smurfy - twosie is a true loon.
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Michael K,
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You missed the "Dear" out. Politeness is everything.
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Angelina could have been severly disfigured yet you make light of the situation.
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What? oh please if anything being disfigured would've IMPROVED her looks. She might look 40+ instead of 50+
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Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman and won't let this injury affect her work. Not many people have the same phenomenal work ethic as her.
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*crying with laughter* WTF is "nad"?
Really I doubt the injury was that serious trust Angie and her loons to blow this waaaaaaay out of proportion.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Is that a real Brangeloonie in here?????
really?? cuz I'm having a hard week bitch.
I hope you whore of an Idol dies.
I hope Bradley no ball pitts goes back to Jennifer Aniston and she takes him back.
Please tell that homewrecker whore to stop fucking married men and stop buying children to satisfy her fuck up mind..
ohh and tell her to go Fuck her Brother.
oh yeah and FUCK YOU TOO.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Her lips look like an anus..Im sorry but NOT attractive at all. She's getting too old and frail to be doing her own stunts...has any one seen how she walks lately..like an old bag lady.
I don't get they gray wig. It baffles me.
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Everything you want. Everything you need. She will be. Honestly, and completely. - Adelle, Dollhouse.
"Angelina could have been severly disfigured yet you make light of the situation."
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*blinks*
*scrolls up to AJs lips*
*re-reads*
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA!
it's funny how white people with full lips get so much shit from others. anus lips, hemorrhoids, a pornstar's ass, etc.lol
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I love Angie, but this shit was funny.
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christine the hoff on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:45pm
FASTEN SOCK SLOTS Y'ALL THE ORANGE HELMETS CAN'T STOP THE BRAD SPRAYS IN CLAP SLAPS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman " LMAO you said NAD! ahahahahahahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
dude, look at her lips,she's been disfigured for some time now.
LOVE ANDERSON, MAKE THE WITCH EYES WITH THE BRAD BALL SNIFFERS AND PULL UP YOUR SOCK SLOTS FOR THE BATTLE OF THE LOONIES IN THE TENNISCANS!
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Fucka doodle-do.
I love it when Brangeloonies visit our site, especially after school detention.
I bet Skankelina called every tabloid rag to pimp out this story to the highest bidder.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
okay you two, hand in your Hippocratic papers.
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twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Michael K,
Angelina could have been severly disfigured yet you make light of the situation.
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Oh yes, I heard she almost broke her face trying to eat.
TRAGEDY! CAN'T GO ON! MY QUEEN! MY GODDESS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Michael K,
YEAH MICHAEL K, YOU JELLIS MOM JEAN WEARING BITCH HOW COULD YOU SHINE ON THIS, SHE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED OR HER ANUS LIPS ON HER FACE COULD HAVE DEFLATED! GOD BLESS THE JOLIE PITTS!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Holy shit we have an athentic loon! I hope this gets funny.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
Submitted by twosie on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman and won't let this injury affect her work. Not many people have the same phenomenal work ethic as her.
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Now I know this is a joke poster...one of our regs with an alt...no one could seriously say this.
If Lisa Rinna and Morticia Adams had a baby....
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But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:20pm.
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?
I'm sure those assholes at JJ are crying and praying for this whore.
OMG GOD OUR PRINCESS WAS INJURED, GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITT FAMILY DURING THIS HORRIBLE CRISIS, MAY THE CHILDREN BE SHIELD BE THE LEGIONS OF NANNIES SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THEY'RE ANGEL WAS HURT!
I'M GETTING DOWN ON MY SIZE EIGHTEEN SWEATPANT FOOD SOILED SWEATPANTS AND LIGHTING A CANDLE AS I TYPE!
GOD PLEASE, HEAR OUR PRAYER FOR HER!
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Fucka doodle-do.