Saints Bleed!
Saint Angie was over on Long Island doing a stunt for that condiment movie when she busted her head and started bleeding between her eyes. STIGMATA!!!!
TMZ says that God traveled down from heaven in an ambulance carried by the angels and healed St. Angie with just a touch. Before he flew away, they had a quick chat about the twin messiahs entering (SPOILER ALERT: and winning) the Scripps Speeling Bee next year.
The movie's production company released this statement: "This morning while filming an action sequence... Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed."
Basically, the Patron Saint of Everything is going to be fine. Shucks. You'll get her next time, Aniston.
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Angelina could have been severly disfigured yet you make light of the situation.
Thankfully Angelina is such a strong nad brave woman and won't let this injury affect her work. Not many people have the same phenomenal work ethic as her.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:55pm.
big fucking deal! i just had a paper cut and it hurts like a mofo.
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Paper cuts are the WORST.
Hold it under cold water, of you can. That helps me. :D Put a plaster on it when it's dry, so you won't touch the cut all the time.
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thanks Dr. Superior,that helped a lot. i hate papers cuts, they're so so small yet so painful.
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Rub it with a bit of lemon juice. It will heal faster.
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I always put anti-bacterial gel on my papercuts as soon as I get them. It burns like a bitch, but it'll make 'em heal right up.
And on the subject of Angie Jo, she's so frail & always looks like she's about to break anyway, so I'm honestly suprised that she hasn't managed to get hurt worse. And she needs to do something about those hemorrhoid lips. Goddam.
"TMZ says that God traveled down from heaven in an ambulance carried by the angels and healed St. Angie with just a touch."
hahahahahahaha....
And all the loons just ran out to donate blood, plasma, body organs, their children in hopes they can be apart of Skeletina's traumatic recovery....
Later, a loon get's her bloody bandages, will they frame them? lick them? WHO KNOWS!
Stay tuned...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This picture reminds me of why she's the most BEAUTIFUL GODDESS IN THE WHOLE WORLD! Look at her - she positively GLOWS! Youthful radiance at its best...
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:55pm.
big fucking deal! i just had a paper cut and it hurts like a mofo.
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Paper cuts are the WORST.
Hold it under cold water, of you can. That helps me. :D Put a plaster on it when it's dry, so you won't touch the cut all the time.
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thanks Dr. Superior,that helped a lot. i hate papers cuts, they're so so small yet so painful.
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Rub it with a bit of lemon juice. It will heal faster.
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Hurts a bit, but the acid desinfects it.
Good tip! :D
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?
I'm sure those assholes at JJ are crying and praying for this whore.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I'm from Philly and I grew up with the original Gia,(bowie fanatics circa 1976) this child is not as crazy by a long shot!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:55pm.
big fucking deal! i just had a paper cut and it hurts like a mofo.
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Paper cuts are the WORST.
Hold it under cold water, of you can. That helps me. :D Put a plaster on it when it's dry, so you won't touch the cut all the time.
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thanks Dr. Superior,that helped a lot. i hate papers cuts, they're so so small yet so painful.
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Rub it with a bit of lemon juice. It will heal faster.
Too bad a Natasha Richardson incident didn't happen to her. Oh did I type that? Why yes I did. I can't stand the bitch.
Could someone notify me when she's dead.
Email me at : whogivesaflyingfuck@ihateangiejo.com
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:55pm.
big fucking deal! i just had a paper cut and it hurts like a mofo.
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Paper cuts are the WORST.
Hold it under cold water, of you can. That helps me. :D Put a plaster on it when it's dry, so you won't touch the cut all the time.
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thanks Dr. Superior,that helped a lot. i hate papers cuts, they're so so small yet so painful.
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Angie is looking especially busted these days.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:47pm.
But Angie looks like she's trying to be Lisa Rinna 2
Ugh, that is NOT a look ANYONE should go for!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:55pm.
big fucking deal! i just had a paper cut and it hurts like a mofo.
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Paper cuts are the WORST.
Hold it under cold water, of you can. That helps me. :D Put a plaster on it when it's dry, so you won't touch the cut all the time.
Stigmata my ass!
Someone finally got tired of her fuckery and put a bullet between her eyes.
I wish.
Thats a horrible pic of her...
That statement should read:
"Ok loonies, settle down! She just fell and got a booboo. You go on back about your business...."
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big fucking deal! i just had a paper cut and it hurts like a mofo.
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Damn, she looks worked.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:42pm.
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Wouldn't that make us 'esteemed' then?
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Why, yes. Yes it would.
This is a cover up. She and Maddox were having a knife fight in her trailer, and Jolie cried uncle. She's such a sissy girl.
Stigmata - hilarious! Also love that you misspelled "Spelling" - LOL
I posted over on JJ that we should start a prayer circle for her.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Yikes! what is she? 50+?
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Wow, she doesn't look like a day over 45.
Damn, it wasn't fatal.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
This is such a cheap, predictable PR stunt. I bet this movie blows. Oh, and MK is hilarious.
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Only a serious female whore can keep this feeling down.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:42pm.
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Wouldn't that make us 'esteemed' then?
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:42pm.
I believe its Megan ho that wants Angie ho down
I think you're on to something; Megan IS trying awfully hard to be Angie 2.0.
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But Angie looks like she's trying to be Lisa Rinna 2
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:42pm.
I believe its Megan ho that wants Angie ho down
I think you're on to something; Megan IS trying awfully hard to be Angie 2.0.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 3:42pm.
It's those dreaded Canadians trying to destroy anything ever associated with Billy Bob.
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LOL! Tru dat!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
She's not a big enough star in my world for me to give a shit.
Jen was probably hiding out somewhere and tripped this trick up...TAKE THAT ANGIE JO!!!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
asshole lips spew shit.
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Fucka doodle-do.
It's those dreaded Canadians trying to destroy anything ever associated with Billy Bob.
I believe its Megan ho that wants Angie ho down
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Her lips look like a pornstar's asshole.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
I BLAME PROVOLONE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Dammit Jen!!! Make it work next time bitch!!!!
BTW - what color was her blood? oh.... there was none?...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
stigmata! MK brilliance.
BOTOX! Plastic Surgon, STAT!