Spectacular Is Doing It For the Ladies
Earlier this week, a sparkly lightning bolt hit the internet and I don't think it will ever be the same. Spectacular from Pretty Ricky popped out the baby oil, slathered himself down, slipped into a pair of sexy red panties from the Mervyn's close-out sale and gyrated like someone put a q-tip in his ass. The purpose: Spectacular had nothing else better to do so he challenged other R&B singers to a grind-off.
After a bunch of commenters said he looked like one of the glittery gays of YouTube, Spectacular responded to MTV, "Everybody knows I'm not gay. Them little tight man drawers ... I bought 'em to show off my cuts in my stomach. I wanted to show off my body. The underwear was for the ladies."
What ladies is he speaking of? The only hos I know who would bust panty pudding over this video have grey hair, wear Geoffrey Beene shirts buttoned all the way, spend their free time "just strolling" around truck stop bathrooms, have no less than 6 webcams in their home and go by the name Bob. For the record, Bob has a penis and not a vagina.
Spectacular should've just said, "I'm just here for comedy relief!" Speaking of RELIEF, feast your eyes on this hot churning tub of butter who responded to Spectacular's challenge.
A couple of birthdays ago, I made a wish that before I die I'd like to receive a face dance from Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. This is the closest I will ever get to that wish coming true, so I thank Keith for this. Now make that butter, because the bread is dry!
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I think both videos are hilarious!
The real question is: How does Clay Aiken feel about this? Did this video make his eyes bleed? What will Spectacular's response be? This shit is important. Fuck North Korea. Kim Jong Il can't grind!!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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He is an absolute disaster. have you guys seen this one? madness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65t2eqNzrnQ
it's dirty...I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
This is proof of my theory that technology is causing more and more people to go sterile.
You cannot escape the internet these days without seeing common people doing uncommonly skanky and ignunt things. Just retinal fuckery everywhere you turn!
I don't know a lady in this world that would be charged or turned on by those raggedy ass 'draws or dance!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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On a Friday night as tonight, with much to do about nothing except drink spirits and make fun of celebrites... I think we ought to OPEN THE CHAMPAIGNE ROOM FROM 2007...SUCH A GOOD YEAR! I could name names but you all know who I know!
Why do some people try so hard to get laid?!?!
Not my cup of tea, but good on him for trying. Most men stop trying and glad he's still trying to work what he's got.
It's amazing what people will do to get laid.
This is one sexay man. You h8ters are all just too jelly for your own good. Don't know a good man when you see one. Now excuse me while I throw up.
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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- madam s. on Tori Spelling's body
Lawd...thank God he didn't take off his draws..
I don't know what you all are talking about, that man is FINE!!!! WOW!!!! OMG I think I fell in love after that video...that is HAWT!!!!!! I'm going to go off, and think of him now why I lay in bed wishing he was on top of me.
Submitted by RJII on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 10:36pm.
I haven't dated in a long time. That video just depressed the shit out of me for some reason.
Why? It wasn't kinda funny? As a goof?
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Only a serious female whore can keep this feeling down.
I haven't dated in a long time. That video just depressed the shit out of me for some reason.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
So he got his SEXAY on in some red man panties... (You man whores JELLY???)...might have been hwater if he started out in a matching man bra (he's got the chichi's for it) and peeled it off teasingly.....shakin' them nekkid money makers for the camera...Oh yeah....Don't mean us womens don't want us summadat...Ok, yes it does...but in some parallel universe he HWAT!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:36pm.
Imma need Boris Kodjoe lookalikes only to accept this challenge and scraggly man things to cease and desist...
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Boris Kodjoe is yummy!
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Imma need Boris Kodjoe lookalikes only to accept this challenge and scraggly man things to cease and desist...
Imma also a lady who buys her own underwear, not for sharing with dudes.
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
Man, he's got shinier skin than me. JEALOUS!
Men think they are the shit no matter how nasty, gross, disgusting, old and vile they are.
I've seen enough saggy scrotum pics to give me nightmares forever. Ahh, the good old days when I had a website and attracted every whacko cretin on the face of the earth. Good times, good times.
*cough-cough*
The little pretty boy's video was gay, but this one had me laughing as I peeked between my fingers. NEVER challenge another person, Spectacular, or whatever the hell gay dude's name is...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
OH MY GOD
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH
I'm about to throw up.
He's kind of tight for being so chub, I'll give him that. Shit bounces around but it ends up back in the right place.
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A carryall for his front collection.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:34pm.
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A bro and manspanx.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Hahahahaaha a burka. Don't forget a mansier, too.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
I don't think any American females find a guy in a bikini all that hot.
I'm not convinced that's Chubby's demographic. I mean, he gave a shout-out to Richard Simmons.
You mean Richard Simmons isn't American?
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:16pm
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Seconded...in this guy's case, a burka.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
-"Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:21pm.
Underneath the undulating fat apron, it is clear that Keith waxes his (rather feminine) pubic mound."
"Ondulating Fat Apron" is by far better than FUPA. Hahahaha!.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
I don't think any American females find a guy in a bikini all that hot.
I'm not convinced that's Chubby's demographic. I mean, he gave a shout-out to Richard Simmons.
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Only a serious female whore can keep this feeling down.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
I don't think any American females find a guy in a bikini all that hot.
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You're right. I like a nice pair of board shorts on a man.
I don't think any American females find a guy in a bikini all that hot.
Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:51pm.
Look at All that chocolate adipose tissue shakin.... I needed this laugh today.. WTF is in his mouth?
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They are called fronts or grills. Although the fronts he has are very cheap.
http://www.myhiphopbling.com/media/gold-grill-crown.jpg
Them is some big ass undies.... must be the male version of granny panties.
Teehee.. this dude is even better than the other one. The skinny one, whatever his name is, just looks plain ol' gay. Sorry, this lady doesn't get turned on by guys dancing like gays in heat.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Hahahaahahaha! I'm really diggin' his cabbage patch moves.
Look at All that chocolate adipose tissue shakin.... I needed this laugh today.. WTF is in his mouth?
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:05pm
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Please tell me that it didn't have anything to do with his stones....
(and I just sent you a note re. Paris)
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Hahaha...noooo: Jeopardy Q: The European equivalent to Imperial.
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Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:40pm.
letinstar expounds:
"honestly, i was looking through my fingers and saw shadows of what looked like semi erectness...alls i do know is that i'm a lady and i felt cheated when i saw this entire situation..."
Sashimi counters: Uhhhhh huhhhhhhhh. *wink*
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how will i sleep tonight with this dancing in my head? lol...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:36pm.
joe shmoe writes:
"Ok, I just sat thru Spectacular's show in his undies....puleeeze; That was about as sexy as watching someone empty their colostomy bag."
Sashimi responds: I've been really depressed about gaining some weight this year. Thank you for helping me with my diet, Joe! Just, please, don't turn me into a bulimic. I have to draw a line.
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Oh no! I'm glad if I helped you with your diet, but don't go overboard, now! I'm sorry you're depressed but you know what? We're our own worst critics. Maybe you're too hard on yourself? I bet you're totally lovely.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:38pm.
Reeter: I think I get Big Rig and 12 Gauge mixed up...does BR have a goatee~ish thing?
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Gosh - you're testing my memory now. I don't....think so. He has a VERY southern accent - like hick talk. He's a big guy like 12 Gauge, but doesn't look too edgy.
letinstar expounds:
"honestly, i was looking through my fingers and saw shadows of what looked like semi erectness...alls i do know is that i'm a lady and i felt cheated when i saw this entire situation..."
Sashimi counters: Uhhhhh huhhhhhhhh. *wink*
Reeter: I think I get Big Rig and 12 Gauge mixed up...does BR have a goatee~ish thing?
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:15pm.
"The underwear was for the ladies." i'd like to think of myself as a "lady" and i don't appreciate these semi erect penis bouncing at me...
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Hey Letinstar! Was it semi-erect?? Wow, I was too busy giggling at the whole package to notice.
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honestly, i was looking through my fingers and saw shadows of what looked like semi erectness...alls i do know is that i'm a lady and i felt cheated when i saw this entire situation...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:35pm.
Snowpiece - I say Flex or Big Rig. Ya gotta give the Rig props - he brought her coffee and Fig Newtons! That.Is.Romance!
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lol.
joe shmoe writes:
"Ok, I just sat thru Spectacular's show in his undies....puleeeze; That was about as sexy as watching someone empty their colostomy bag."
Sashimi responds: I've been really depressed about gaining some weight this year. Thank you for helping me with my diet, Joe! Just, please, don't turn me into a bulimic. I have to draw a line.
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:33pm.
I don't care how big a dick a guy has if his face looks like a bad case of melted Pete Schwetty balls I'd rather bring out the batteries and call it a day.
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LOL!!
Snowpiece - I say Flex or Big Rig. Ya gotta give the Rig props - he brought her coffee and Fig Newtons! That.Is.Romance!
giving yourself the name 'spectacular' is gay to begin with.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
I don't care how big a dick a guy has if his face looks like a bad case of melted Pete Schwetty balls I'd rather bring out the batteries and call it a day.