Spectacular Is Doing It For the Ladies
Earlier this week, a sparkly lightning bolt hit the internet and I don't think it will ever be the same. Spectacular from Pretty Ricky popped out the baby oil, slathered himself down, slipped into a pair of sexy red panties from the Mervyn's close-out sale and gyrated like someone put a q-tip in his ass. The purpose: Spectacular had nothing else better to do so he challenged other R&B singers to a grind-off.
After a bunch of commenters said he looked like one of the glittery gays of YouTube, Spectacular responded to MTV, "Everybody knows I'm not gay. Them little tight man drawers ... I bought 'em to show off my cuts in my stomach. I wanted to show off my body. The underwear was for the ladies."
What ladies is he speaking of? The only hos I know who would bust panty pudding over this video have grey hair, wear Geoffrey Beene shirts buttoned all the way, spend their free time "just strolling" around truck stop bathrooms, have no less than 6 webcams in their home and go by the name Bob. For the record, Bob has a penis and not a vagina.
Spectacular should've just said, "I'm just here for comedy relief!" Speaking of RELIEF, feast your eyes on this hot churning tub of butter who responded to Spectacular's challenge.
A couple of birthdays ago, I made a wish that before I die I'd like to receive a face dance from Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. This is the closest I will ever get to that wish coming true, so I thank Keith for this. Now make that butter, because the bread is dry!
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So are there going to be like a million viral competitions now? I don't think I can take it.
Plus, I have to say, "Tipsy" is just a stoopid euphemism for "F'G WASTED!!!!"
Sashimi LOLOLOLOL
Reeter: yup, ITA I want them both gone anyway! FLEX for the win!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Ok, I just sat thru Spectacular's show in his undies....puleeeze; That was about as sexy as watching someone empty their colostomy bag.
Actually, that's sexier, because it's necessary and you could be subtle about it (light some candles, play Marvin Gaye) *Spectacular* dancing in his grundies, on the other hand is cruel, unusual, the antithesis of subtle and definitely not necessary.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:20pm.
Reeter: the grass is always greener, LOL
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I don't think he will last. I think he and Sinister will void each other out because they are too busy competing w/ each other and not focusing on Daisy.
snowpiece says,
"i used to make fake braces like that because I was jealous of all my friends with metal mouth"
You too? I thought I was the only freak who did that! I also envied the brace-mouthed 'lisp' my friend had. I was so jelly. Thank gawd I didn't ruin my teeth twisting paper-clips around my upper teeth. DUMB! But, hindsight is 80 proof.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:05pm
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Please tell me that it didn't have anything to do with his stones....
(and I just sent you a note re. Paris)
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
moobies.
A long time ago people used to talk about the people who didn't have - that is, couldn't afford - access to the internet. We now regret that conversation. BTW, Bill Gates called. He wants all his free equipment returned STAT.
Reeter: what do you think of Chi Chi? he skeeves me, he's so damn small, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I want to suck on his beautiful man titties!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:20pm.
Reeter: the grass is always greener, LOL
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Seriously...no shit. ; )
Don't forget Daisy this weekend!
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:15pm.
"The underwear was for the ladies." i'd like to think of myself as a "lady" and i don't appreciate these semi erect penis bouncing at me...
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Hey Letinstar! Was it semi-erect?? Wow, I was too busy giggling at the whole package to notice.
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Underneath the undulating fat apron, it is clear that Keith waxes his (rather feminine) pubic mound.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
COME AT ME, BITCH!
Reeter: the grass is always greener, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:16pm.
i used to make fake braces like that because I was jealous of all my friends with metal mouth
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ha ha! Silly! Meanwhile, I refused to smile to show mine. : )
i used to make fake braces like that because I was jealous of all my friends with metal mouth
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
"The underwear was for the ladies." i'd like to think of myself as a "lady" and i don't appreciate these semi erect penis bouncing at me...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
ahhah great!! Thanks for the comments - now i know i do not want to watch. DO. NOT. WANT.!!!
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Is that Spectacular dude being funny? Please tell me he's being funny. Even if he's trying to be funny though, it's still gross. Real gross.
And I was actually doing better with Keith's video until that 3D experience of the spitty grill coming flying at me.
what was that?
2 things:
what is he saying when he spits out the grill?
how can he be so fat with moves like that?
seriously, there is something to be said about metabolism i guess.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:07pm.
NSFL = Not Safe for LIFE!!
He was funny and had a good act. But I have a strong stomach.
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Only a serious female whore can keep this feeling down.
"Click here for 'I love collards'"? Whaaaa? What's collards got to do with it?
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY....gay.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:06pm.
Not even a "NSFW-ish" warning?
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NSFL = Not Safe for LIFE!!
Gah! So grossed out food is falling out of my mouth as I type.
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"ah hell naw letters and words! are you ok?" -- Quween.
Not even a "NSFW-ish" warning?
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Only a serious female whore can keep this feeling down.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 6:01pm.
S'ok joe, I'm laughing too hard to be grossed out.
I so want to hear you say, "Merv, keep yer pants on mister."
OnT: only caused a tingle in my gag reflex.
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*looking around furtively for Sandbitch who lives in same city*...he worked in the scale (as in weigh scales) biz. If you can tell me what he had on his biz card, I'll bring you to gay Paree with me....hahahahaha
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bye M.E. have a good one!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
S'ok joe, I'm laughing too hard to be grossed out.
I so want to hear you say, "Merv, keep yer pants on mister."
OnT: only caused a tingle in my gag reflex.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Sashimi - LMFAO!! HAHAH! TRUE!
Ok, I'm out horz, have a good weekend!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 5:56pm.
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Lord Mervyn GaGa?? BWAHAHAHA...*dies*
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Hoooly. MK said panty pudding. Hahaha Sorry C!
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"Mervyn's"?? That's my *naturist* loving step-father's name. A coincidence? I fear not.
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Well now I'm all hot and bothered and its going to take up to six weeks for my Cone to arrive in discreet packaging. What the hell am I going to do now?
M.E. wrote:
"Uhm, did he make his "grillz" out of aluminum foil?"
Sashimi answers: You might have something there, M.E.!I'm guessing he created a grill with paperclips, aluminum foil and soda can pull tabs. That's some Martha Stewart meets McGiver shit right there.
OOOOOooooooohhh Child, I need a cigarette.
Oh.. wow.
Somehow I missed the original vid the first time around and err... wow. I got about as far as the first (?) time he sticks his tongue between his fingers, and my hand jumped into action to click the CLOSE TAB button, thus saving my eyes from further torture.
Just.. no.
LOL from the side I could totally believe that's a girl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Uhm, did he make his "grillz" out of aluminum foil?
HAHAHAHAHA. Nice! (I can totally do that.)
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Only a serious female whore can keep this feeling down.
Speedon't.
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"Care for another schnitzelgruben?"
Keith looks to have a bit too much estrogen flowing through his veins...He looks just like & moves like a flatter chested fat chick from the neck down.
Who the hell is this trick?
I'm giving up cocktail weenies for the rest of the year tyvm.