Friday, May 29th 2009

Trekkie Bukkake

Zachary Quinto stars in a mini-movie I like to call "Just A Regular Saturday Night For Tommy Girl." Although, if Tommy Girl had gallons of a white milky substance coming his way, he wouldn't be making constipated face like that. No, he'd be more like a dog to a water hose on a hot summer's day.

Watch Spock get showered with milk in a video portrait by artist Tyler Shields. I don't know whether to change my chonies or eat a bowl of Cheerios.


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Posted by: Michael K


hehhehe I think this one is also from unicorn farm yes close to the rainbown and just below my Big Gay Lion Glamberace

Cokeasian's picture

But what does it all MEAN?

Quinto is one ugly dude. Quit watching Heroes cause he was on every single episode.

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MarkyMark7's picture

It just doesn't work when he tries to look mean and butch.

DESIGNER GENES's picture

WOOF.
Zachary Quinto could splatter me with buckets of his milk any day of the week.
I have to take a shower now.

catzog's picture

I would do both logical and illogical things to that green-blooded hobgoblin.

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elegantlady's picture

I'll cover him with MY milk!

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Noelegy's picture

I'm just wondering how he maintained that oh-so-serious-and-menacing face throughout.

Nice music, though.

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sonne's picture

He's hot, forwards, backwards, covered in milk (wtf but ok, I'll ignore it), stupid music....I'd do him covered in milk or not. :)

Dallas's picture

Sashimi ~ Yes it is!

Sashimi's picture

Dallas throws out:

"Ok, that is just nasty!"

Sashimi laughs and says: Only if you have a dirty mind. *wink-wink* P.S. Is that Borat DohBama pissing on the USA in your avatar? LOL!

Dallas's picture

Ok, that is just nasty!

Sashimi's picture

LA posts:

"I'm seeing a little Antonio Banderas in this."

Sashimi reacts: HA! That makes three of us now (including snowpiece)!

LA's picture

I'm seeing a little Antonio Banderas in this.

rovex's picture

He isnt the sexiest man on earth, and he does look like Millhouse, but something about him gets me hard.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:37am.
Uh...Got Jizz?

hahaha. Mornin', Monquita!
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Pimpcessa

Because nobody has the balls to tell them to their face that what they're doing is retarded.

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Looks like a typical mashed potato fight at my house. Dad always blames it on me but mom knows he always starts it!

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:37am.
Uh...Got Jizz?

hahaha. Mornin', Monquita!

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Pimpcessa's picture

Ok now...WHAT THE FUCK makes people think it's cool to do this kind of nonsense? I just don't get it.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Uh...Got Jizz?

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angel_i's picture

This is what Milk commercials are gonna look like in ten years.

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"Artist". Perhaps I'll take a picture of the floor in my kitchen and submit that to the NEA. I'm sure a nice grant will be heading my way.

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Zoe-in-Atlanta's picture

He's a dirty little Bukake man....

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

SHIT, this...thing reminded me I'm out of milk for my Cheerios this morn :/

Hekki's picture

Submitted by madam s.: "I keep reading this aloud in a thick German accent with a really bitchy look on my face. I can't stop!

Try it, it's really fun."

It totally IS! Just make sure no one can hear you.

Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:34am.

I haven't had coffee yet: Why German? *walking into things*

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madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha Sheeps,

"It is his strongest work to date. It is a mini-film. It is art. It is visual pornography. It is satire. It is commentary. It is brilliant! And, we are NOT exaggerating."

I keep reading this aloud in a thick German accent with a really bitchy look on my face. I can't stop!

Try it, it's really fun.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Did I just accidentally watch gay porn?!

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georgiaman161's picture

Not sure what the purpose of this video is, but since it has that hot little Quinto in it, I don't really care.

Khensu Hetep's picture

I don't get what's so great about this guy. Sorry!

Rotten peach of scrotum

For a quick sec just as the page was loading, I thought it was Antonio Banderas.

Suki's picture

yum

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LunaChick's picture

He's hot, but what's the point of this video?

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Jem's picture

Zachary came to a premiere party for Star Trek at my work, and he was sooooooooo nice. I was sooo impressed by his friendliness <3

moosh's picture

he was hot as spock

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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SugaMama's picture

I am unsure why he is wearing a shirt.

looks like banderas doing his 'mean' face

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kat's picture

Yawn...
It's really cute sometimes how "young artist"
create things and think they are soooo original.
The whole dang video, the acting, and the music!
Geeze... come on think outside the box!
I really believe the majority of these artist have no clue what has already been done and have no fucking sense of reality. me me me me look at meeeee.
Joke or not I give it an F for Fucking start over.
Quinto is a one trick pony.

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Submitted by _meh_ on Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:01pm.

His pointed ears in the star treck movie made me tingle a bit. alien dude was haaawt
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He is kinda hot. I can see the appeal in his Spocks ears in terms of their usefulness. I'd use those pointy ear thingies as leverage during sex when I'm on top. Not that I've given too much thought about it... Ugh, I guess I'm just bored...

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Sashimi's picture

*sigh* Funny for a hot, milky minute.

Bring me zee fem-bots. I muzt me eentertainzed.

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

Yup, Alya, there are not enough words to describe all the many ways that he is absolutely gorgeous. Ah, "he'll always be in style. Like a Chanel suite..."

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His pointed ears in the star treck movie made me tingle a bit. alien dude was haaawt

CassieStar's picture

I think your title says it all. It's like 100 elephants gizzing on him. Classy. I bet they call this art.

This man is so unbelievably gorgeous.

Lucy Goosey's picture

Perhaps I'm getting a bit old, but I honestly don't understand this new Milk ad campaign.

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