The OctoCrazy Baby Whoring Fun Time Hour!
Just when I was starting to forget about the baby-holic with a uterus like a tenrec, she goes and does this! OctoMommy has proven that her pimp hand is stronger than ever! Octo will officially be coming to a Tivo queue near you, because she's just signed a deal for her own reality show! The show will come in handy when you feel like you need a reason to punch your private parts. Weeeee!
Octo's attorney told UsWeekly that she signed a deal on Thursday with Eyeworks. He describes the show as a “quasi-reality TV series." More like queasy reality series. Keep the Pepto-Bismol handy.
He went on to barf, "Nadya and the producers are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series. One of the events in the children's lives might be their first birthday. They might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want. Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. Nadya is looking forward to providing her side of the story."
Hey, it was only a matter of time before she was going to shine up those babies and put 'em out on the ho stroll. And this sounds almost like Jon & Kate! Instead of Jon, Octo's co-star will be the saggy, hairless, lifeless mound of excess skin that desperately wants to be released from her body. I should correct myself. This will be EXACTLY like Jon & Kate.
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oh shit, i made a grave mistake in using the term of endearment, "cunt" when addressing Octomommy.
thus, i will now refer to you as
Octo - womb raider.
p.s. octo womb raider, we know you read all this shit! haha
hi octocunt,
i bet you read d-listed.
...i can't believe that the quacky "doctor" that implanted her womb-cave with a dozen eggs has not been exposed. i want to know the source of the octo-jizz donor.
and for bejebus' sake, octohag did not even get to have a single orgasm...all that trouble and not even a single good lay for kicks. that itself makes her predickament a raw deal. her hole is a sperm vampire.
I wouldn't watch her or Kate + 1000 kids even if I was paid. She is out there pimping her kids out just so she could have a good life.
i have to say that she does look a lot like angelina.
lol
And that's what you look like when you've had waaaay too much botox on the taxpayer's dime.
I HATE THIS WHORE!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by cricket on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:29pm.
Fuckin bitch. I just knew that sow was going to be rewarded for costing California a couple of million dollars. This world is so fucked up when people like her get famous for spitting out litters of kids they can't afford to take care of. And as long as people are stupid enough to watch this shit stupid sluts like her are going to keep on doing it. You just know some bitch as nuts as she is is busy trying to get herself knocked up with nine kids so she can be more famous than Octopussy. People should completely boycott what ever channel showes this crap. I know I'll never turn it on.
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Couldn't have said it better myself. I don't watch The Child-and-Husband Abuse Hour (AKA Jon and Kate I Hate) and I won't watch this shizz. These people who whore their children out make me livid. The only thing good I can say about J&K is at least they paid for their own kids and didn't do it on someone else's dime.
I beg you all, DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW!!!!!
Why hasn't she been slaughtered yet? Her meat is needed to feed starving children yall.
Fuckin bitch. I just knew that sow was going to be rewarded for costing California a couple of million dollars. This world is so fucked up when people like her get famous for spitting out litters of kids they can't afford to take care of. And as long as people are stupid enough to watch this shit stupid sluts like her are going to keep on doing it. You just know some bitch as nuts as she is is busy trying to get herself knocked up with nine kids so she can be more famous than Octopussy. People should completely boycott what ever channel showes this crap. I know I'll never turn it on.
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Bottom-feeder.
You know what I'm looking forward to ? Busting my arse at work, paying my taxes so that cunts like this can suck the living daylights out of the welfare state with her illigitimate offspring and bring home a healthy social security cheque each and every 1st and 15th...
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Even if there is only an occassional program made, if anyone saw the 7 Up series in Britain they'd know how filming kids over an expended period of time does not work out so well for all the kiddies involved. Someone needs to stop this monkey fighting bitch.
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THIS is what happens when a society is so into "reality shows", no matter how stupid and brainless they are. It doesn't matter if it damages the kids in the process, it's all about the immediate reward of.. whatever it makes reality show fans tingle.
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She is seriously the ugliest woman I've ever seen. Something is wrong with her face. It looks...slimy. Remember that crap that was around when we were kids called slime and it was some gooey weird shit that was probably toxic and had plastic worms in it? It's like someone threw a couple of those little plastic garbage cans on her face and its all sliding down to her boobs.
I can't believe she actually paid a plastic surgeon for that fuckery. Maybe she can sue him for her next pay cheque since that's all this dripping cunt does-sue and collect dole cheques. Whoever the fuck eye tv is they are idiots to be giving this woman money to stick her ugly cow butt of a face on TV.
And she needs to get a fucking bra that fits and pin back her ears. Butt ugly! Flush her down the toilet.
Adios California...it's been nice knowing you.
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Well duh, we knew this would happen eventually.
The part that gets me, "Nadya is looking forward to providing her side of the story."
That's what this is all about, Nadya.
Not her kiddie litter, HER.
And to respond to "Why shouldn't she cash in?" from a comment below, that's THE ONLY REASON she had the Octopulets, to CA$H IN!
She only deserves to have ALL of her children removed from her custody and adopted out to families who do not have to pawn the welfare of the children and only aspire to fame.
These are the most famous babies in the world right now, finding them REAL HOMES would NOT BE AN ISSUE.
FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER....
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 5:37pm.
I live in CA, too, and it sucks. I'm not sure what the point is in working hard and paying taxes, when my efforts go to support her and people like her.
Exactly. I quit my job I'd had for 20 years after having my second daughter because all of my money AFTER TAXES would go to childcare. I couldn't stand going to work half the time, but I DID because I got kids to provide for and bills to pay. Unless I wanted to be a loser like this scumbag and so many like her who just REFUSE to work. Make up lies, excuses, go doctor shopping to get "verified" disabilities, etc... All that so that the rest of us shmucks can suffer on a time clock and fork over 35% of our HARD EARNED peanuts to subsidize THEM. It makes me so mad.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 5:37pm.
I live in CA, too, and it sucks. I'm not sure what the point is in working hard and paying taxes, when my efforts go to support her and people like her.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 2:27pm.
In this day and age, you should not be rewarded for having 15 kids. You should be shot, THEN stabbed.
I'm tellin' you, I totally fuckin' agree at this point. This fuckery has gone waaay tooooo faaarrrr.
{Sharpening my shank}
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 5:16pm.
I'm wondering what happens to the potential 3 nipple-less young 'uns! I bet they get eaten like guppies.
re TL - we could posit the quality vs quantity argument eh?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 12:24pm.
Doesn't she already "owe" Cali like $2m in neo-natal care?
I'm not sure what her totals are, but I'd bet it's even more than that.
As a Californian who is absolutely disgusted with the state of affairs in this state, the indulgences graced upon leeches like this just makes me rabid. Well, I'm not affected, I'm just a carrier at this point, but it won't take much more to give me a full blown case!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 5:09pm.
Common Tenrec can have as many as 32 per litter, and females possess up to 29 teats,
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Please don't tell Tigerlilly, she only has 6 teats. Although I heard they are magnificent. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Well, of course, I guess we were all expecting this. I was hoping CPS would take those kiddos and give them to "good" families.
Has MK been reading books?
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What is that product with a bear with flames coming out of its mouth behind her? Spicy wine? WTF?
I hate this woman, she is disgusting. Her face ugh!!
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Is this real life?
I am really sick of parents exploiting their children on television. They need to get a regular job like everyone else and raise their damn kids.
Whelp - there's your case for chemical sterilization right there.
A year from now you won't recognize her from the botox, tummy tuck, and stylistic makeover.
All because morons out there will watch this shit.
It's Suze, like in booze.
the anus and urogenital tracts of tenrecs share a common opening,
EW!
It's Suze, like in booze.
Great. I just Octo threw up in my mouth......
I'm ashamed to be american.
first the eight years of war crazy dubya, now the celebration of a welfare whore having a litter while all across the country, children will be going to bed tonight crying from humger, families with young children are being forced from their homes for not being able to pay the mortgage, and the hottest game in town these days is getting into the repo business.
sick, sad fuck.
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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 3:06pm.
Are you fucking stupid?? She should have her kids taken away from her MENTALLY DERANGED ass and put into capable hands, not shove them in front of cameras to be rewarded with hundred$ of thousand$ of dollars for purposefully and knowingly having children she didn't need nor could care for. Those poor kids never even had a chance.
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Why shouldn't she cash in? She's doing EXACTLY what The Gosselins are doing. She had a shitload of kids and those kids have to be taken care of. So she was on SSI and food stamps before she had them. So, that's not a crime. Think Jon and Kate could afford to have 6 more kids? Hell, no. Especially since Kate wasn't working and Jon's job barely fed the two they already had. But they took a chance with invitro anyway. Knowing full well they could have multiples. Now, they are raking in the dough. Nadya Suleman is trying to do the same thing. Her kids have to eat too.
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This news just hardens my resolve not to subscribe to cable.
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Citizens of Earth:
We've had plenty of laughs at an assortment of trash via the beast known as reality tv over the years. But, enough is enough. It isn't fun to watch people with undiagnosed mental disorders and a gaggle of children run amok. It's pathetic. Let's not turn the asylum over to the inmates just yet, m'kay?
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Any Americans who watch this mess should be immediately be deported to a gulag in Ufcktardistan.
And people will lap it up. I can't stand to be seated next to a family with small kids in a restaurant, so I'm sure as hell not going to watch a show like this.
She is BEING rewarded for being poor and on welfare and having kids she cannot afford. Not only that she is an egomaniac who will exploit those kids once she gets a taste of the "good life" We have sank to a new low here in the USA. She is pratically selling those kids to maintain/obtain a life she wants.
In this day and age, you should not be rewarded for having 15 kids. You should be shot, THEN stabbed.
The only reality show I want to see from her involves a Jessica FLetcher-type searching for her runaway poon.
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and Dick Cheney is about to be tried for WAR CRIMES!
Can we PLEASE now elevate our tastes in television people!!
This REALITY TV BULLCRAP has to STOP!!
She is CRAZZZZYYYYY! That is NOT entertainment...just SAD!!
Ah hell NO. I feared this sick fuck was out there plotting how to get her 15 minutes back from the Gosselins. GIVE BACK CALI TAXPAYERS' MONEY BACK, BABYWHORE!
Mmmm...Toasted Head Chardonnay (the fire-breathing bear right behind her butt).
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 12:54pm.
Bettah take our your wallet, Chato. Cuz you and every other Californian will be paying her bill.
Submitted by OXA on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:07pm.
She doesn't need or deserve a reality show, she needs a reality check.
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LMAO! so god damn true!