Saturday, May 30th 2009
The Ho Show Must Go On
Katie Price is not going to let a little thing called "my marriage is dead because my husband likes to gargle with man milk in the morning" get in the way of her slut strut! Katie Price hiked up her overgrown plastic hamster balls to take the runway at The Clothes Show in London yesterday. And is Harvey's mama je'e a fan of Kate Gosselin, because there is definitely a beaver on steroids lying on her head.
Here's a few more pictures of Katie proving that you can't keep a good whore down for long. Flex that ribcage like you don't need a meal, bitch!
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Anyone else read the Anita Blake series? This looks like her: big inflated tits and hair, lots of leather and buckles, snotty expression, tacky clothes, and a hairless topless gay-looking dude on each arm.
The guy on the left has some wicked boots.
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i don't understand why some women do that to themselves...why would you want that much plastic surgery? why would you want to look that fake?? low self esteem or what? i just can't wrap my head around it.....
That's not Katie Price!
That's Hollywood pimp Heidi Fleiss, launching her "my New Two Hos In Town" party.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 10:21am.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:27am.
To answer your question, sluts.
No man really likes giant fake titty balls. At least not one on one.
Fake funbags are really not that much fun...too hard and plasticky!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:27am.
To answer your question, sluts.
No man really likes giant fake titty balls. At least not one on one.
'Monet tittays'.
You wanna look at them, but touching TupperWare day to day?
Now you see why David Beckham strays.
That's a relief to know it isn't the case, then!
Okay, not that I could believe that men really like such an unnatural set of boobs, but I was beginning to wonder...
Adam Lambert wants his hair back!
shes just a slag with fake tits
To answer your question, sluts.
No man really likes giant fake titty balls. At least not one on one.
'Monet tittays'.
You wanna look at them, but touching TupperWare day to day?
Now you see why David Beckham strays.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Mmmmmmmmm double post. YAY me. NOT.
Tigerlily needs a serious tongue bath.
*coughs up a fur ball*
Next!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:26pm
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Right? I never could get my head around the appeal of plastic fanstastic. Maybe the men's enjoy the fun squeaky sounds they make?
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LIKE RUBBER FUCKIE'S????...er, I mean duckies...No..I mean...
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I can picture it now.... Oh *squeak* baby... yeah like *squeak* dat... oh yeah *squeak*..
You know, them funbags rubbing together would really build up some static friction. Not only would you get all the rubber ducky fun sounds, but in the dark you'd get a light show and tickly zaps too!
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FAKE BOOBIE LASER SHOW!!!!
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I'm not saying all that static is bad, mind you. In thumb 8, her hair was straight before she walked to the end of the catwalk.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I thought that was her next brides dress and those were her two new gay husbands.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:26pm
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Right? I never could get my head around the appeal of plastic fanstastic. Maybe the men's enjoy the fun squeaky sounds they make?
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LIKE RUBBER FUCKIE'S????...er, I mean duckies...No..I mean...
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I can picture it now.... Oh *squeak* baby... yeah like *squeak* dat... oh yeah *squeak*..
You know, them funbags rubbing together would really build up some static friction. Not only would you get all the rubber ducky fun sounds, but in the dark you'd get a light show and tickly zaps too!
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FAKE BOOBIE LASER SHOW!!!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:37pm.
... and when you're done with her you just wet her lips and affix her to a window for safe keeping.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:50pm.
I wonder how long it takes to inflate a Katie Price. Does it come with its own pump?
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And do mens still like dat? I ain't judgin' I'm just askin'....
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Right? I never could get my head around the appeal of plastic fanstastic. Maybe the men's enjoy the fun squeaky sounds they make?
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LIKE RUBBER FUCKIE'S????...er, I mean duckies...No..I mean...
.................
I can picture it now.... Oh *squeak* baby... yeah like *squeak* dat... oh yeah *squeak*..
You know, them funbags rubbing together would really build up some static friction. Not only would you get all the rubber ducky fun sounds, but in the dark you'd get a light show and tickly zaps too!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:50pm.
I wonder how long it takes to inflate a Katie Price. Does it come with its own pump?
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And do mens still like dat? I ain't judgin' I'm just askin'....
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Right? I never could get my head around the appeal of plastic fanstastic. Maybe the men's enjoy the fun squeaky sounds they make?
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LIKE RUBBER FUCKIE'S????...er, I mean duckies...No..I mean...
Rubber Fuckie, you're the one,
You make bedtime lots of fun,
Rubber Fuckie, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Rubber Fuckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Fuckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:50pm.
I wonder how long it takes to inflate a Katie Price. Does it come with its own pump?
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And do mens still like dat? I ain't judgin' I'm just askin'....
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Right? I never could get my head around the appeal of plastic fanstastic. Maybe the men's enjoy the fun squeaky sounds they make?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:50pm.
I wonder how long it takes to inflate a Katie Price. Does it come with its own pump?
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And do mens still like dat? I ain't judgin' I'm just askin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
you just cannot keep a good trick down...jordan/katie bounced on her tits...and just like that, she's back on the stroll...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I wonder how long it takes to inflate a Katie Price. Does it come with its own pump?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
She really has the "old" look to her body.. nothing spring about that chicken!
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Her body reminds me of Amy Winehouse's.
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The headline helped me to know this was Katie Price - if I had the pictures alone I would have thought it was Shanel from Drag Race...
KT
I'm proud to see a fellow slut back on the ho stroll... and I wouldn't mind taking the hot piece to her left...
Dayum...this ho is smarter then i thought.
Thats how you fucking enter a room.....for reals.
2 hot gays on either side can make anyone look hotter.
I heart Dlisted.
~Zoe
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how is a married woman miss london?
and after venting my shit in the octo cunt theard, i'ts good to see my english comrades have skank ass rank dirty whores too.
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Fucka doodle-do.
A fish with plastic watermellons surrounded by two sissies!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 2:39pm.
xerquina: Know your whores, slut!
The ho above is Katie Price.
The ho you are referring to is Jodie Marsh.
I know, I know...the bullet titty balls all look the same!
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:( sowwy. they all start to look alike after a while.
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slow news day
Give Angie Ho a bad spray tan, a set of bolt-ons and clothes borrowed from a low-rent drag queen and this will be fucking exactly what you get.
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edit----Guess the mama je'e thing has been resolved, tadpoles!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
I clicked through the pictures half expecting to see the inevitable shot of that boys pants falling off.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 2:43pm.
...Jeeesus H. In the last thumbnail, her face looks like one of those colorful candy skulls sold in Mexico for Dia de los Muertos, except it's all bitchy, not happy-smiley, yikes
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Sugar skulls!!!
...Jeeesus H. In the last thumbnail, her face looks like one of those colorful candy skulls sold in Mexico for Dia de los Muertos, except it's all bitchy, not happy-smiley, yikes.
xerquina: Know your whores, slut!
The ho above is Katie Price.
The ho you are referring to is Jodie Marsh.
I know, I know...the bullet titty balls all look the same!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Trannylicious!
Gah, she is so gross.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
is this the same chick who wanted to be a bodybuilder?
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Leave Katie alone.
Hos gotta work. It's a recession!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
How'd I get a double?!
Sheeps, babe - let's be real for a moment. It's common knowledge, hon. Ask the horz.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:38pm.
Sheeps, you're always ... on top. I'll go ahead & say that.
ahahahahaha. Who told??
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tehehe :D
not that way......rofl
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:43pm.
No idea, to be honest. History is not my speciality, I'm just German, hahaha!!! :D
Other blogs have taken on the Mama Je'e as well, after Michael published it. Talking about riding on someone's coat tail ;)
Submitted by girl_cheese on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:38pm.
Sheeps, you're always ... on top. I'll go ahead & say that.
ahahahahaha. Who told??
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I get the feeling that she aspires to be the next Pamela Anderson. Maybe she hasn't seen the recent pics of Pammy.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
so accordng 2 the urban dictionary mama je'e means a 'TRAIN WREAK OF A MOTHER' ????
Those are some knees that work for a living...
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 1:25pm.
Mama je'e has nothing to do with German. Afrikaan derived mainly from the Dutch immigrants, as far as I know.
Lookie at at this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mama%20Je'e
Is it a MK work then? :D Love it!
U r totally correct now I think about it! The Boers were Dutch & in the 1st World War they sided with the German??