Saturday, May 30th 2009
Xtina Is Consistent
You can always count on Xtina Tanguilera to make you feel like you need to dunk your head in bleach and then give yourself a face scrub using OxiClean. Xtina never fails to make my pores cry.
She always looks like a lil' gay boy with a weak wrist and a dangerous obsession with Jem! (aka me circa 1986) did her make-up.
You know that whenever new pictures of Xtina come out, the government breathes a sigh of relief, because they know there's one less industry they need to bail out: The fucking cosmetics industry.
Here's the always natural Xtina at Tao in Las Vegas last night with joo-ree designer Stephen Webster.
Submitted by KobeLover on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:46am.
Where's Jordan? Hhmm.
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Jordan was there. There are pics of Christina & Jordan on the red carpet and having dinner inside TAO
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
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"Xtina never fails to make my pores cry."
SO TRUE! Everyone else has already said it - she's pretty and doesn't need all of that makeup. HOWEVER, I'm a MAC junkie myself (don't judge), and I have some serious issues with this "look." First, girl needs better foundation. Foundation should become a part of your skin when applied properly; it shouldn't just sit on top of your skin like Christina's is doing in these pics. Second, if you want to do dramatic eyes or lips, that's fine, but just do one or the other - overdone eyes AND lips will always produce the tranny look. I'm not even going to go into my thoughts on the orange glow she's trying to pass off as a tan...
/end rant
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Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 7:55pm.
That's part of the whole problem I have with this moron.
At least she isn't pretending to be a chola who was passed around backstage at Ozzfest anymore (Daisy De La Hoya, anyone?). I hate when those prissy MTV generation pop stars attempt to be all "dark" and shit. I'm an elitist about things like that, I'd hate to say.
She's almost 30. I find it amusing when she mentions how much of an "individual" she is, when true individuals usually know who they are by the time they've reached adulthood and no longer feel the need to reinvent themselves constantly.
I think the "real" Christina Aguilera is bland as oatmeal.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
Silly when girls who consider themselves ugly plaster their faces with clownish cakeup as if it were to cover their insecurities.
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It's not the amount or color of make up that is the problem.
The problem is the look isn't very Christina and
she can't pull it off.
I have been wearing mac for like 15 years and have gotten nothing but comliments on my make-up
She needs to decide whether she is latina or a blonde pin-up. Latina would be career savy and boost her crappy albums sales.
She looks like an imposture because she is.
Figure it out lady.
And where the hell is the rest of her body
She's a little tea pot
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Why does she have to hide herself under so much make-up?! Looks like she has pounds on like some two-bit tranny. Even a superstar tranny would say she has way too much on girl. She really makes an effort to look cheap, it's actually pretty 80s IMO. Reminds me of a white Vanity. LOL!
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Reminds me of a quote from Designing Women, regarding Susan Sugarbaker's multiple traveling make-up bags:
"My word. No one could be that ugly!".
It must be a pain having to keep a concrete mixer and a trowel with you at all times to save face.
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Where's Jordan? Hhmm.
I will repeat what the rest of you said and say that makeup is just awful. I don't think the platinum blonde does her justice, either.
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She's relatively good.
Keyword: relatively.
She's not the best singer out there, and personally for some people, her voice is like nails down a chalkboard.
But you're entitled to your opinion. I just really can't stand her, frankly, and I really don't want to participate in her pity party and join the "But she really is a purdy girl!"
bandwagon. She's old news and reinventing herself constantly is a distraction.
These girl-women can't hold onto the same look they had when they were in their early twenties. Period. Let go.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
homegirl gots skillz so she gets a pass :) wear as much make-up as you want...just dont stop singin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZN7Cvvu0Y
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She even looks like a cunt.
And I might be the only one who thinks so, but she was trying waayyy too fucking hard as "dirrty Xtina" to be tough.
Her prissy ass wouldn't last a second in the streets.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
I like her. Like I've said before, if she had a rock band backing her up no one would care so much about her tacky makeovers but without a band and a penis she's of course, an oddity. Xtina has a voice and a brain and that's good enough for me.
mmmmmmkay. yeah she's a tranny clown ho, but i do like the make up.
i mean, if you're looking to draw on all the natural elements of infected labia fuchsia, babypoop brown tan and rusty red period blood... well, mission accomplished.
~j.
"sticks and stones and weed and bongs"
Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 8:32pm.
She's a fairly pretty girl; I don't understand why she feels the need to look like a tranny.
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Because she IS a "fairly pretty girl"...That's not enough for her...She wants to be Marilyn Monroe and it will NEVER HAPPEN and not only cuz Marilyn didn't bathe in orange food coloring on a daily basis, but also, because she was UNUSUALLY BEAUTIFUL...You, Xtina are not...Never have been, never will be...You are on the cute side of purty that divides purty from ugly...That's it. No more, no less...That tacky boob job DIDN'T help and neither does this pathetic war paint plea...AND WHO THE FUCK CUT THOSE BABY BANGS????? Can whores QUIT WITH THE baby bangs??? It always looks like the haircut my bruva gave me when I was 2 and he was 4...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Madam Pince ponders:
"She's a fairly pretty girl; I don't understand why she feels the need to look like a tranny."
Sashimi agrees wholeheartedly and adds: Some people can really pull off a ton of make-up and the make-up becomes a 'crutch', then, there are those people who actually look freakish with make-up and look far better going au natural.
X-tina falls somewhere in between imho. She's got lovely features and a little tweaking and powdering to bring out said features is fine, but, to go full out tranny make-up is just sad because she really IS so beautiful naturally.
She's a fairly pretty girl; I don't understand why she feels the need to look like a tranny.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:01pm.
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer invented that make-up shotgun? Yea Christinas was set to 'whore' also...
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I remember it only every. single. time. I see an overpainted mug.
But I think Xtina's settings got stuck somewhere between 'clown' and 'Maria Venuti' before she raised the barrel and chick-chick-boomed:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29347?page=2
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 3:48pm.
Gotta love her demure ways, understated makeup and sophisticated taste in clothes.
First Katie Price, and now this? Is it tranny day here in Dlisted?
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I went to Ikea today which is like an hour and a half drive. When I got back in the car the radio had Katie Perry playing ACOUSTIC. THAT was not a pretty sound for my ears. Kate Perry most DEFINATELY needs all the help she can get from clothes, make-up, auto-tune, fake lesbianism, Hello Kitty, Zooey Dechanel face stealing etc. because her voice alone is NOT going to cut it. I would have much preferred an acoustic Christina Aguilera, who really should tone down the make-up, she is talented enough and pretty enough to not have to rely on a gimmicky look.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:31pm.
Why DOES she feel she needs so much? I wear so little so the thought of doing all that makes me exhausted.
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Honestly? I think this dumb whore thinks she can "make up" her way into a Marilyn Monroe clone...Not even plastic surgery could do that. She need to understand she in the cute/purty level of purty and that's all Mother Nature chose to give her ass. Instead of being grateful for it, this dumb skank think she can paint her way into BOMBSHELL level of purty...No, not even that horrendous boob job got you there. IT. JUST. AIN'T. GONNA. HAPPEN...Got it Xtina????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Umm, where is her wedding ring?
LisaRose humbly adds:
"Why DOES she feel she needs so much? I wear so little so the thought of doing all that makes me exhausted."
Sashimi agrees and replies: The 'feel' of make-up on my skin skeeves me out. The best make-up is usually the kind that you can barely feel, otherwise it's like you're wearing a thick layer of dirt on your mug. When and [if] I where make-up, I usually want to just wash it all off once I get home. I love the feel of squeaky clean skin and make-up makes me feel dirty.
This is the most 'natural' I've seen Xtina look.
I'm not hatin' but, I spot a pimpleeeeeee. Can you?
Why DOES she feel she needs so much? I wear so little so the thought of doing all that makes me exhausted.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:22pm.
During Carnaval?
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Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:19pm.
This look isn't that bad. I have seen worse walking down the street.
During Carnaval?
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This look isn't that bad. I have seen worse walking down the street.
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Not a lot of skanks can get away with wearing a ton of make up and not look like a clown, tranny or straight up street walkin' whore. It's REALLY hard to pull off that 'artful glamorous make up' look. Yeah, models can usually do it, but the only non-model skank who can usually pull it off imo is CZJ...I don't know why that skank bothers cuz she don't need all the make up she wears, but she can pull it off...
While Xtina is no legendary beauty by anyone's standards, she's a pretty girl, and this war paint does not emphasize that in the least. She just needs to STOP. She needs to be grateful for the beyootay Mother Nature chose to give her and not try to do some jacked up plastic surgery by paint brush. It just looks trashy, desperate, harsh, whorish and DATED.
Now if she was tryna paint over some fug like our girl Tori Spelling, I'd be all for it...but Xtina don't have the fug to paint.
Stop it Xtina! You will never resemble Marilyn Monroe no matter what Bat Boy and your make up artist says...And only true blue fugs, trannies and straight up street walkin' whores need that much paint on they face at one time...JUST STOP!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her skin is beautiful though.
WHORE CLOWN!
pink eye-shadow and red lips? LMAO she is such a failure. and please, she has to wear that much make-up..she is an ugly tranny and she knows it
well I know "tina" is another word for speed at least on the
lower polk street addresses in san fran....but for aguilera I
guess that'd just be speed dry on her blower to
make the foundation hold
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Set make-up bazooka to:
Clown-Whore
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:21pm.
This is what happens when you apply your foundation with a fire hose.
I helped pour in-ground concrete swimming pools after high school. She might have used a gunite gun.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:31pm.
Christina on May 20th with NO tan/heavy clownish make up
http://oh-aguilera.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=227
Sooooooooooooooooo pretty.
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yep! so much better imo. she should stick to that look (make-up).
Christina has never pretended to be an all natural girl...she is fierce drag all the time. work bitch work
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The orange at her hairline must be from a spray on tan. Damn!
Submitted by icedcoffee on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:21pm.
In this photo, it looks like her: http://dlisted.com/node/32280/images/spl103081_012.jpg
If ERW is indeed trapped inside there, it might be explained by drugs and/or some untold side effect of Manson's semen.
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lol @ manson's semen. yuck!
um, that's really her?? i thought she looked different that's why i said i don't think it's her. holy crap! she doesn't look like herself anymore or maybe some people can change the way they look overnight. *scrathes head, looking confused*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:27pm.
your fucking avatar!!!! BBWWAAAAAA
"looks again"
BWWWWAAAA!!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:00pm.
Her makeup might be a tad overdone. In the sense that John Wayne Gacy was a tad too fond of boys.
HAW!
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girl can sing
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I think she hangs on to her schtick, like she's known for the too much. soookay cauze she can sing like a fucking lark. Being said, I miss the dirty gurl. There was only one Marilyn.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:27pm.
your fucking avatar!!!! BBWWAAAAAA
"looks again"
BWWWWAAAA!!!!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:16pm.
She got second place -- _http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31003201/
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Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:21pm.
In this photo, it looks like her: http://dlisted.com/node/32280/images/spl103081_012.jpg
If ERW is indeed trapped inside there, it might be explained by drugs and/or some untold side effect of Manson's semen.
Christina on May 20th with NO tan/heavy clownish make up
http://oh-aguilera.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=227
Sooooooooooooooooo pretty.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina