Saturday, May 30th 2009
Xtina Is Consistent
You can always count on Xtina Tanguilera to make you feel like you need to dunk your head in bleach and then give yourself a face scrub using OxiClean. Xtina never fails to make my pores cry.
She always looks like a lil' gay boy with a weak wrist and a dangerous obsession with Jem! (aka me circa 1986) did her make-up.
You know that whenever new pictures of Xtina come out, the government breathes a sigh of relief, because they know there's one less industry they need to bail out: The fucking cosmetics industry.
Here's the always natural Xtina at Tao in Las Vegas last night with joo-ree designer Stephen Webster.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:16pm.
_I do not understand why she wants to look so overprocessed. Yuck
On other unrelated news, Susan Boyle, underprocessed, lost today.
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NOOOOO! Really? Did Shaheen win? *rushing to youtube*
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:10pm
Yup. She looks much much younger without the war paint on her face, I think.
I hope she will realise that when she hits the age when she longs for youth and stops slopping it on.....
For those of you who (like me) somehow missed the whole Jem! era:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLjhc8KAh1k
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:06pm.
Her hair is orange near temples. That's not cool.
This should have been tagged, "Why are you doing this to us?"
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more like to herself! she could look so much better if she dropped the tan and the clownish make-up. the bangs have to go too! i can't believe she pays somebody to look like this.
Jem! was the shit, that makeup is not.
This is what happens when you apply your foundation with a fire hose.
Submitted by icedcoffee on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 4:13pm.
lol! 'that bloated 40 something hooker from the other day' didn't look like ERW to me.
agreeance (heh) about the makeup but seriously, those "bangs" are doing her no favors, either.
_I do not understand why she wants to look so overprocessed. Yuck
On other unrelated news, Susan Boyle, underprocessed, lost today.
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Her hair looks plastered to the side of her face, with makeup strangely. Is it a wig? Odd eyebrow situation. Sorry, I can't work on this puzzle right now. I'm still trying to figure out whether that bloated 40 something hooker from the other day was really Evan Rachel Wood or not.
Sheeps, LMFAO
'faints"
I think of Cher. now, back in the day, Cher was not naturally beautiful, she had a long face and a horsey nose. however, with a ton of makeup, she was very attractive and sexy too.
Xtina does not need to go to the lengths she does, she has a nice facial shape and nice features.
she's oeverdoing it for no reason.
Cher, she had a reason.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 3:56pm.
Come on, DAE! Even you gotta admit that AT LEAST she needs to stop with the orange glo shit. I do think she is actually pretty and attractive when she's pale.
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Well yes, the fkae tand can go. Christina went out recently with WITHOUT a tan and she looked 1000000000x better, she just can't see that :0(
All i really want is Simmone back, because Simmone was her during the Stripped era and she looked so FANTASTIC back then.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Her hair is orange near temples. That's not cool.
This should have been tagged, "Why are you doing this to us?"
hot mess or not, the trick is still talented.
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If she looks this ridiculous now, imagine how bad it will be at 45 or so when she's desperately trying to reclaim her youth.
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer invented that make-up shotgun? Yea Christinas was set to 'whore' also...
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Her makeup might be a tad overdone. In the sense that John Wayne Gacy was a tad too fond of boys.
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Gosh, how much make-up can one face take???
Oh, she does have lovely skin though, I give her that.
I think it's time for her to change her image, I wouldn't even mind seeing her go back to long black hair, or even like long red hair with extensions...she just needs to step away from tanning products! I actually think the prettiest I've EVER seen her is without too much makeup, it really makes her look so bad when she cakes it on. At this point the most shocking thing she could do is drop the tranny makeup@
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If she was going to be onstage, I would understand. If not, dang girl, step away from the spackle. What a voice though.
Come on, DAE! Even you gotta admit that AT LEAST she needs to stop with the orange glo shit. I do think she is actually pretty and attractive when she's pale.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 3:53pm.
Her makeup artist is using YELLOW to highlight her browbone!!! WTF-ITY-F! This bitch needs a seeeerious intervention and a female makeup artist! Xtina really could be cute if she just STOPPED and got a new stylist!
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I kinda second this. I hate Trisha (Christina's stylist) Christina NEEDS Simmone back ASAP.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
tits, i freakin love your avie!
OT: i don't like xtina's make-up. she looks clownish ;/
This look can be attained from your local MAACO.
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why does she pile it on, she really is a very pretty girl! I don't get it.
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Fucka doodle-do.
id say i get more of a venus extravaganza vibe.
Christina looked GREAT last night.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Her makeup artist is using YELLOW to highlight her browbone!!! WTF-ITY-F! This bitch needs a seeeerious intervention and a female makeup artist! Xtina really could be cute if she just STOPPED and got a new stylist!
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Gotta love her demure ways, understated makeup and sophisticated taste in clothes.
First Katie Price, and now this? Is it tranny day here in Dlisted?
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Xtina always looks like a goddamn mess!
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WOW check out the orange line at her hairline near the ears.
Wonder how long it takes her to get ready to go out?
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