The Cats Of The World Will Be Wailing With Sadness Tonight!
Susan Boyle, the most famous person who ever lived, came in second on Britain's Got Talent tonight. The dance group Diversity won the top prize! That might explain why your cat just started shaking uncontrollably and tore through the screen door. England is also on high alert, because the cats of the country are going to gather in the streets and screech until every window is broken.
Susan herself seemed to take it well on the outside. She did sort of a little sexy jig. If this singing thing doesn't work out for her she definitely could have a career in burlesque. Better yet, she should join the Pussycat Dolls! She has the moves, the looks, the sexiness, the voice and she is the reigning Queen of Cats. It makes sense. Get out your pasties out, Susan!
Even though she was very gracous about coming in second, you know she ran backstage and starting biting off heads! They had to drag her away and now she's quietly singing "I Dreamed a Dream" in her padded room. I'm telling jokes! The lovable teddy bear went home to hug her cat. Although, you know her cat packed up its shit and quit that bitch, because it knew momma was not going to happy.
Below is Susan's final performance. Yes, she sang that Fantine song again. Even though she did do it better this time, I was hoping she would do something else like Snoop Dogg's Sexual Seduction or Khia's My Neck, My Back. Something like that! But this isn't the last of Susan Boyle! She will continue her world domination. Viva SuBo!
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Break dancing beat her? Oh. My. Lord.
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Yeah, you didn't even see the show, did you? They were creative and innovative. It's a shame the same can't be said for Susan.
Break dancing beat her? Oh. My. Lord.
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Yeah, you didn't even see the show, did you? They were creative and innovative. It's a shame the same can't be said for Susan.
Diversity were much better!
!chefcammi!,
Your wee bairn is adorable. Awwwwwww. Congratulations and welcome to dlisted, little punkin'!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:07am.
Congrats on the brith of your son!!!
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How unAmerican!
Oh wait.
They're British.
Screw 'em.
Time to build up Hadrian's Wall.
chefcammi! You done did give birf!! Woot!
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@Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:49am.
never said she didnt have talent.
:)
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Submitted by Mackiesboy on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 11:50pm.
Susan Boyle was our modern day Sea Biscuit.
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Sea Biscuit had better grooming.
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"Other than being able to sing showtunes, what else can she sing- what other generes"
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Opera singers can very rarely sing Akon's songs well, but it doesn't make their talent any less remarkable.
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It is said that Susan Boyle is discreetly dating with a younger guy (her fans)she met on hot age-gap dating site ____AgeMatching.c o m____. Is that true? I am so curious... What does her new partner look like?
FORGOT TO ADD...SHES GOT A SHITE VAG
im glad susan lost only people in scotland who give a shit about her are her neighbours and cats. i live in edinburgh not far from where she's from and nobody cares shes just shite her face is shite and eyes are shite her shitty little shit tits are shite fuck sake everyone who fucking loves her needs to be fucking shot.cunts twat bawbag tits mcgee FUCKING PUSSYS!!! LICK MY CUNT SUSAN BOYLE HOPE YOU FUCKING ROT YA SMALL WEE GAJEE AYE YA FUCKING WEE FANNYBAWZ MCGRAW EATING SOME FUCKING HAGGIS AND BOILING YER CATS
SHIT IM GONNA MAKE UIP A SONG ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW
YEEE FUCKING HAAAA
OH YEAH SHE'S SHITE
Hugely talented but a little scary, too.
once again, watching the news here in the us, i have to repost my percocet induced babble from last night...
"ok, so the only thing "special" about Susan Boyle is that she was judged by the judges and the audience before she was able to perform her act. the fact that she sang nicely gave her the appeal and instant populatiry- mainly due to the fact that the very people who judged her for her frumpy looks felt guilt for doing so and the only way to clear their conscience was to now support her 100%.
Other than being able to sing showtunes, what else can she sing- what other generes? I am positive that she will find a nice place somewhere in the music industry- even tho she came in 2nd.
In fact, I think that singing (solo) should be completely wiped off of the America/Britians Got Talent- PERIOD!"
i mean, c'mon.. how old was cosette's character in Les Mis? its not as though SB was the only person to ever sing that song or the other one for that matter... Sorry to say that I really think the big deal is that the people who prejudged her needed to feel better about themselvges...
just want this woman to get a contract and go away already.. she gives me the impression of someone who is now very bitter...not this sweet lady impression she tries to project...
ugh.
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"Susan Boyle was our modern day Sea Biscuit."
OMG - that makes me laugh so hard. And I don't even think you meant it ironically.
Hasn't anyone else noticed how much Susan Boyle and Dylan Moran look alike?!
http://tr.im/mVIO
Hasn't anyone else noticed how much Susan Boyle and Dylan Moran look alike?!
http://tr.im/mVIO
Part of the deal was that homosexual Simon got to consume - into both of her hungry orifices - the baby-making juice from each male member of Diversity.
She "took the whole thing - balls, cheese & all"!
um, what the fuck was that!? jesus christ...i swear this woman acts like she's on crack 24/7.
i'm glad she didn't win. talent is one thing but when you act like a fucking redneck nothing is gonna excuse you.
I want to hear Susan Boyle sing "Poker Face".
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
It's just following the trend of the runner up in going on to be more successful in the long run
she's estimated to make $10 mil this year from record deals, magazines etc so I wouldn't be too worried about this cat ladies future
Why would she sing the same song?
Submitted by barelybeagle on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:41pm.
Dlisters are fickle and as a whole, don't make sense. I continue to learn that lesson over and again.
For myself, I remember a few weeks back when the world, especially you my neighbours to the south were dealing with the AIG scandal, all the bailout crap, and our collective governments finally letting us in on their dirty little secret that they knew for a while. A sweet unassuming woman from Scotland touched our hearts, and made us all feel hope; even if it was just for a little while. Susan Boyle was our modern day Sea Biscuit.
I love the gossip thing just as much as everyone that comes to this amazing site that Michael operates. But when it comes to Susan, I will agree with Simon and Michael.
Thank you Susan Boyle. For the first time in many years, I will purchase your first CD.
Congratulations chefcammi, he's beautiful!
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Well looks like that Dance Troupe is gonna be the next household name.
Wut
Submitted by barelybeagle on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:41pm.
not sure who the hell you talking to, I always didn't like her.
chef, congrats on the baby, hope you are both doing well!
xoxoxoxoox
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Fucka doodle-do.
how come susan looks like that in the first video...you know what i'm talking about...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Break dancing beat her? Oh. My. Lord.
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I remember when SuBo won HSOTM last month and everyone on here was pissed. Now all of a sudden it seems like you guys are in love with her! What the fuck? It was really bad the other night on the Lily Allen thread... the amount of people defending this broad stunned me.
Anywho, I just read this on Yahoo:
"In his blog, judge Piers Morgan wrote: "Let me tell you now, there is a downside to fame. People start criticizing you, sniping at you, trying to trip you up, belittle you, harass you.
He said Boyle had learning difficulties after being deprived of oxygen at birth, and was nicknamed "Simple Susan" at school."
I had no clue she had "learning difficulties". I wonder how severe it was.
She's awesome
ok, so the only thing "special" about Susan Boyle is that she was judged by the judges and the audience before she was able to perform her act. the fact that she sang nicely gave her the appeal and instant populatiry- mainly due to the fact that the very people who judged her for her frumpy looks felt guilt for doing so and the only way to clear their conscience was to now support her 100%.
Other than being able to sing showtunes, what else can she sing- what other generes? I am positive that she will find a nice place somewhere in the music industry- even tho she came in 2nd.
In fact, I think that singing (solo) should be completely wiped off of the America/Britians Got Talent- PERIOD!
OFT: Me and baby doing well... will change my avi when I get home and to my laptop.
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suck on it, Susan Broiled! nothing beats breakdancing...NOTHING.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 8:08pm.
And DAMMIT, there is a specific name for the "not seeing yourself in other people's eyes" trait. If I could recall what it was, I'd Google it. *bangs head*
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Dysmorphia? Either that or surströmming. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:59pm.
It's definitely possible. I know for sure that the trait I mentioned is a possible warning sign of mental illness.
http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Adult_Autism_Symptoms
And DAMMIT, there is a specific name for the "not seeing yourself in other people's eyes" trait. If I could recall what it was, I'd Google it. *bangs head*
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:57pm.
It's like she is incapable of seeing herself through other people's eyes, ya know?
Isn't that a hallmark of autism?
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Oy, Susan Boyle. I get so embarrassed when I see her dance and do stupid shit. It's like she is incapable of seeing herself through other people's eyes, ya know?
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BGT learned from the shitty AI, they made Glamberace the loser, and now the world famous cat lady, bollocks.
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Suck it.. Biotch!
Susan Boyle is a songbird like we've never heard in quite some time. Kudos to her.
"...I was hoping she would do something else like Snoop Dogg's Sexual Seduction or Khia's My Neck, My Back. Something like that!"
MK you are amazing. Amazing.
Guys I'mm going to say it ...
SUSAN BOYLE WAS NEVER THAT GOOD!!!
That's some Benjamin Button shit right there.
Oh well.