Oh, To Be A Balloon On That Chair....
During day two of Prince Hot Ginge's visit to NYC, he dropped in on the Children's Zone of Harlem. PHG singed eyebrows with his charm and caused hearts to stop temporarily with one wink. He also took part in a little game of "Pop the Balloon." Why. Is. He. Teasing. Me. Like. This. ?.
Those are the luckiest balloons in the universe. They all percolated in their cage with excitement when Hot Ginge came around. On the inside they were screaming, "Pick me! Pop me! Sit on me! Rip me to shreds! Destroy me! Give me that hot ginge ass bush!" Although, it kind of looks like he's on the royal throne if I ain't being too subtle. Why am I ruining this for everyone? Forget I said that and just pretend you are the balloon that he just popped. And by "you," I mean me.
You know he didn't even have to touch the balloon. The electricity radiating off his nalgas made it EXPLODE instantly.
Here's Hot Ginge in Harlem this morning and also some pictures of him planting a tree in the British Gardens yesterday afternoon. Look at him stick his big tree into that dirty dirty hole. Look at him take that shovel and just pour dirt all over it. Look at him pat that hole with the shovel. This isn't at all sexy sounding, right? Ugh. I've got the fevah in a bad way. No wonder they won't let me out of the house!
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Just do a Google image search for "James Hewitt Prince Harry" and you'll find that it's a common theory. I can definitely see it, although it's unusual for red hair to be passed directly to the next generation that way unless both parents are carrying the gene (my hubby's parents both were brown-haired and brown-eyed, although his great-grandfather was a ginge).
Dramaqueen, I just read the news about your puppers...I am so sorry! We spent about $4K on our Philo kitteh last fall, and although we're still hurting from that, there was never any question as to whether we should spend the money (he had unexplained vomiting). I hope that your baby is all better soon.
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dramaqueen I'm sorry about your pup.
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Is this real life?
Thanks to all. Sashimi, thank you for the advice. I've been here for a while, so I think most of the regs know me well enough to know I'm a straight shooter.
C the H: Still here? I was running around like a crazy lade looking for my pet ins. info (which of course I can't find). Talked to the vet. The news is not good. Spiral fracture from knee to hock joint. Definitely requiring surgery. We may be looking at a couple thousand dollars.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
there's a glorious photo of him spitting champagne on nacho figuera's face yesterday.
ginger joose!
where does maury tape his shows? while prince ginge in in the states, can we get a dna sample down his way so it can be determined if prince charles is indeed the father of harry? my guess is "no charles, you are NOT the father"....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
dramaqueen365247,
I hope you don't have to put the little pup down but I wouldn't share personal experiences here on dlisted because 'some' people will assume you're just vying for sympathy rather than just sharing something you're going through. Or worse, they will think you're trying to extract personal information out of people.
People can be such assholes but whatever. Live and learn.
Drama!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
lighting candle, poor guy.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Joe
the scottish fans really got scary by the time she lost. they were all half drunk, seemed to be in a bar, were scotland's answer to trailer trash, and if they could have got their grubby hands on the judges blood would have flowed down the streets.
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Fucka doodle-do.
dramaqueen365247:
Oh, poor pup. *smoochie boochies* and love back at you.
@DQ-Sorry to hear of your puppies misfortune. _____________________________
You are who you think you are.
If there are any friends on now, please think good thoughts for our puppy. He jumped out of Mr. DQ's arms this AM. Waiting on a call from the vet. Definitely something broken in the knee area. The vet wasn't sure how serious it was until he x-rayed, but it may require a specialist.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Scotland brought us golf too.
And caber tossing.
And least we not forget the culinary delight upon the taste buds known as Haggis.
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As far as I'm concerned the whole bloody family can go hug an IED.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 7:32am.
the crazy fucks in scotland are on the news, they're looking for blood cause susan boyle didn't win.
wow, they're gonna be the next country testing nukes.
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Hahahahaha..I've been thinking about Scotland lately; They brought us Boswell and kilts. I guess I can forgive them haggis & Susan Boyle.
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Any NY sluts out there? Check and make sure Prince Hot Ginge didn't maraud through NYC with his drinking and whoring!
And find out if MK has been arrested for trying to molest Hot Ginge.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:13am.
Ooooh, I call him "Prince Hot Ginge", too!
That's not his real name? And I suppose Rojo Caliente is not a real name either.
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Harry has the unfortunate close-set and beady eyes of the Hanoverian ancestry from whence he came. (Sorry to put CAME in a Prince Hot Ginge post, MK).
Diana was a lot of things but not stupid when it involved blood lines.
Incidentally, there were also rumors at one time that Prince Andrew was not Prince Philip's son but that of QEII's racing master, Lord Porchester. This has been the refrain throughout history, in fact. This is why there used to be witnesses to all royals births, so a different baby could not be smuggled in via bedpan.
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Ooooh, I call him "Prince Hot Ginge", too!
Hopefully Prince Hot Ginge was able to partake of the night life last night. Maybe a tranny bar or whatever it is the kids do these days...
Ha ha ha! My In-Laws are visiting, and I FINALLY got a chance to hit D-List. I started cracking up over this, and when I said I was laughing about MK and "Prince Hot Ginge", it was like I was speaking a foreign language.
You are so funny, MichaelK! Sometimes I say "Prince Hot Ginge" and people are like "Wha...?"
lol @ hotsexy4love lol yeah casue your so hot sssss just burnt my finger touching the screen
the crazy fucks in scotland are on the news, they're looking for blood cause susan boyle didn't win.
wow, they're gonna be the next country testing nukes.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Well, aint that novel.
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LMAO @ MK!
I know everyone has always said this, but now I really believe it:
the older that Harry gets, the more and more I believe that he is in fact, not Charles" son, but James Hewitt"s, Di's lover.
He looks nothing like Charles, and that is probably one reason why he is considered the good-looking one now.
Especially since Harry"s genes from Charles have started kicking in, as well as the premature balding.
Team Harry, cuz you know that gingerbitch would smoke a bowl with me!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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yay, for prince hot ginge on a saturday! and MK why you gotta make planting a tree into something straight nasty?- yous a ho! heehehee, loves it! thats why your my hero!- TEAM AUNT JODI!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Video!!! Includes balloon pop!
From the BBC (link above):
Speaking after the tour, he said: "It was fun. Everything has been fantastic and the sun was shining as well."
I love that quote!
Harry is adorable. He reminds me of a Muppet, in the same way Roger Federer does. Cuteness!
I can't even begin to imagine how you are okay after seeing these pics. Harry rocks!
Jonas Brothers live the dream!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It
This guy still?!? WHAT - EVER!
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I think he's hot!! Something about him...Although, I'd be afraid he'd have a tiny itt'l wonka.
I truly never got why people went crazy for this one, but there is something very attractive about him.
And I do think he's Charles' kid.
i love you micheal k you make my gd day
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 11:54pm.
hahahahahaha *moving to TX* How's the sushi?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 11:44pm.
Nitaaaay. Being good?
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Just ask IG. You can only be judged on goodness depending on which state you're in. Currently we reside in Texas, so we're exempt from tact, good taste and booze on Sunday. *shoots AK-47 off her balcony and hollers, "Y'all SUCK!"*
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 11:36pm.
Nitaaaay. Being good?
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MK, aks and yu or urins shall receeve that shit. I got a uncle that's a janitor down at the NASA. He already stole you some of them astra-not diapers. Now, we just gotta' find someone with a license or a bus pass.
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Hey hey now cupcake.. I'm well versed in stalkers.. BRING IT.. tho if you're going to hide in my bushes ( as in flora and fauna variety) I would like to advise you I have crape myrltes outside my bedroom window if u plan on peeping ( jussayin , in case you have an allergy,one must come prepared!) .... *smile* ty for being sweet
GoTexan40mg adds her two SENSE:
"Even though he's a lil ginger twinkie , I'd strap on and interpol his hole Texan style ...NEXT."
Sashimi feels dizzy and asks: Is that YOU in your avatar? If yes, you are one hot mamiiiiii.
Okay, I let myself go perv for a hot second. Sorry. I'm an admirer of beauty though...be it male or female. I'm married 22 years so don't concern yourself, I'm no stalker...yet. rotfl
MyTwoCents rounds off the hilarity with:
"The junk is hiding well I must say... like a little ginger ninja!"
Sashimi tries to reply with a straight face: I'm soooooo stealing 'ginger ninja'! Girl, you just rawked my world! Ginger Ninja! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:54pm.
do any of you gals live in the south, say, Louisiana?
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Can't say I do dawg. You owe someone some money?
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Even though he's a lil ginger twinkie , I'd strap on and interpol his hole Texan style ...NEXT.
do any of you gals live in the south, say, Louisiana?
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Sashimi on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:54pm.
P.S. When a man spreads his legs that wide and open, well, you expect to see some nuts and bolts...I see nada. I was so hoping for some 'bulge' to gander. :(
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he's very young yet. the goolies are still snug against his body, not dangling.
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The junk is hiding well I must say... like a little ginger ninja!
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Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:41pm.
Y'all can drool all you want...I MARRIED a Hot Ginge!
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hey I AM a hot ginge!
oh yes.
suck it bitches.
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shit. the tiger's getting all sexed up? backs slowly out of thread...
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Submitted by Sashimi on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 7:54pm.
P.S. When a man spreads his legs that wide and open, well, you expect to see some nuts and bolts...I see nada. I was so hoping for some 'bulge' to gander. :(
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he's very young yet. the goolies are still snug against his body, not dangling.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:18pm.
LOLOL!! Tiger, when you put it like that PHG is definitely not using his time wisely! Git it PHG!
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I'm just sayin' wanna see PHG'S package and....PHG's Le Petit Prince needs to put that boa in my no-noa.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:18pm.
LOLOL!! Tiger, when you put it like that PHG is definitely not using his time wisely! Git it PHG!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:56pm.
Yeah, good on him. He's doing something and he went to Afghanistan. (I would have been a royalist in the 18th C.)
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Zactly. For all their faults, the royals DO do a lot for charities/causes. I'd be hiding in some bushes somewhere if I had to be a royal though, its a life of servitude.. with some partys/polo matches mixed in to keep one sane.
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Psssht...FUCK THAT! I got some charity PHG can fulfill...*spreading tiger legs*....Oh, yeah P-H Gee, give it t'me fast and furious....Aw, yeah...you nasty like dat....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 9:46pm.
Hey gurl! Someone had to do it. I would have added hands but no one wants to see what they were doing.
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Wanna bet? :) And surely you can do a little something with thumb #11?
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That one's staying in my private collection ;)
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