Sunday, May 31st 2009
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
The mother and daughter from the forever classic "Not-So-Fresh-Feeling" Massengill commercial! According to Wasting Time, the daughter with the eternal question was played by Cara Buono. The identity of the mother is not known and I don't think she's ever been heard from again. That's probably because for the past 20 years she's been in a dark, cold room with blocks of ice on her snatch. Years of pouring vinegar in her chocha has left it looking like Freddy Krueger's face.
And it would be wrong of me to not name the mother and daughter team in "the beach" Massengill commercial as runners-up!
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Ha I've been looking for a new signature. All of these douche commericals are hilariously stupid
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Whoa. If I put vinegar on my coochie won't that chase all the boys away...?
I mean - that would have been MY next natural question!
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Mom have you ever had that,"my pussy smells like a garbage dump on a 95 degree day kind of feeling"?
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um. ew.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:34pm.
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Woah kinky... I like it! Wait, no Ferrari? Why ever not?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
When I was a little girl in the 80s these commercials inspired me to ask Mommy if she "dished". She wasn't impressed.
Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 4:39pm.
If me and my man have been out all day and then he wants me to give him head, I always make him wash his dick first. Sorry, I know that was TMI, but I had to prove a point. lol
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Mawy, there is no such thing as TMI on Dlisted. :) That reminds me of this little ditty...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
For real, douching is really bad for you and can cause yeast infections. I have never douched and never will. I just bathe twice a day. And yes, men stink down there sometimes, too. If me and my man have been out all day and then he wants me to give him head, I always make him wash his dick first. Sorry, I know that was TMI, but I had to prove a point. lol
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Wow, Carla Buono has had a LOT of plastic surgery. She looks good now what a Ginza she looked like.
After looking at the second commerical I can tell that it is actress Stacy Hadiuk who is an actress who's done CSI, Cold Case, Heroes, Prison Break and Burn Notice. She's a familiar face that most wouldn't know what her name is!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freewebs.com/fangaller...
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&rlz=1T4ADBR_enUS238US238&um=1&q=St...
"Mom, do you douche?" is exactly how I'm going to start my next conversation with my mother. How motherly.
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
"Mom, sometimes I don't feel fresh."
"Sit in the fridge."
parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:24pm.
IG, OUCH!!!!
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Hahaha, did that make you cross your legs? :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
IG, OUCH!!!!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:17pm.
I know! Caked-on grease spatters? You've tried rubbing them? Scrubbing them?
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Sois belle et vote.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:16pm.
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The wire brush ain't helping either.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:11pm.
Guess I'd better ease up on the EASY-OFF®!!
Still scrubbing your oven with harsh chemicals?
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Sois belle et vote.
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:07pm.
Dr. Oz said it best, "The vagina is a self cleaning oven."
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Yikes! Guess I'd better ease up on the EASY-OFF®!!
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
DR. FUNK,
Actually many African nations have some of the higher rates of circumcision compared to other places in the world. And Muslim countries are circumcision crazy I guess. Having been with both, I have no preference especially since it seems unfair to judge seeing as circumcised men have had no say in their situation. I do think it's a bizarre and outdated ritual though, and if I had a son I would never, ever make that choice for him. That seems like a pretty big decision to make about someone else's body.
Dr. Oz said it best, "The vagina is a self cleaning oven." No need for douche-ing. Do they even sell douche anymore? I think of it as more of an 80's thing.
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Your comments are all killing me!
I think the second commercial wins on the cringe scale. Not because mum and daughter are talking openly about douching, but because after they have that discussion, they share a heartwarming hug. Who does that? And in public.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Killin' me this morning EB.(lmao)
I don't get the charged political debate between American men over circumcision.I consider it a good call on my parents part.Knowing what we know now about disease transmission-it seems to me that most of Africa & Europe would do well to take a page from the Yanks on that one.
Ahh gotta love those older 80's / 90's commercials where they talk about douching so...openly and freely...reminds me of a skit on a show my husband and i watch where they have a "penile douche" brought to you by Dick Dousche! Awesome..now i have to go watch it...heres the link for anyone else that wants to see the penile douche!
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c3921b544cb3011b5684b88600...
link is from Cartoon Network's Adult Swim...
@Lory, what kinda man dya think i am? Sticking my dick in car doors? Hmmmm, maybe a cute Porsche or Merc, anyway tailpipes are more sensual....when cold :o)
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:17pm.
Yep, no cheese stonk here, got de foreskin caught in a car door years ago...* RIIIIIIPPPPPP *
Slight waft of paprika and engine oil but smells heavenly. :o)
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OUCH! Please, tell me you are joking. Please!
Hahahahaha!! Lory, course i was. Did have the op, but in a sterile hospital @ 2 yrs old. Pissed like a crazy hose, had to come off! :o)
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:18pm.
Sister-in-law's boyfriend????
Does your brother know about him? Hehehe....
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:17pm.
Yep, no cheese stonk here, got de foreskin caught in a car door years ago...* RIIIIIIPPPPPP *
Slight waft of paprika and engine oil but smells heavenly. :o)
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OUCH! Please, tell me you are joking. Please!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I've smelled that "man smell" before, mainly when I visit my in-laws. My sister-in-law's boyfriend has that "sweaty balls" smell that is like stale urine and slight armpit smell. My sister-in-law on the other hand has more of a fishy/assy smell to her. There is definitely a difference between male and female crotch scents.
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 1:10pm.
El Bastardo, what a coincidence! My nether regions smell like everything that is pure and beautiful in this world. We should all bottle our scents! You, Dr Funk, and I can be like the Holy trinity of delicious crotch smell. :D
Yep, no cheese stonk here, got de foreskin caught in a car door years ago...* RIIIIIIPPPPPP *
Slight waft of paprika and engine oil but smells heavenly. :o)
El Bastardo, what a coincidence! My nether regions smell like everything that is pure and beautiful in this world. We should all bottle our scents! You, Dr Funk, and I can be like the Holy trinity of delicious crotch smell. :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Bet the ranch on this: Some douchebag marketing whiz is gonna come out with an anti-bacterial wipe for MEN someday.I can just see the commercial:
"NEW! PACKAGE WIPES!!! Gentleman...she won't say it...but your "manliness"
may end up killing the evening.BE SURE!...with NEW!
SCENTED!! PACKAGE WIPES!!! Available in convenient discreet moist towelette packs.(Now with nonoxynol 9 !)
He/she will become fabulously rich in short order.
So.....how did a douche bag (mimi flooder) become a douche bag (self-loving dude)?
Seeing as how I have lady parts stashed in my panties, I'm on "Team Pussay".
Using the aforementioned feminine product, *ick* no thanks, ever again.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:42pm.
Almost as fascinating to me is the TOTAL TRANSFORMATION of the word:DOUCHE
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Perhaps but in my innocent mother tongue douche still just means 'shower'.
"Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?" "Sure dear, that's why I douche." "EW MOM! Gross!! I was talking about my armpits!"
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:22pm.
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Compared to the vast majority of straight guys- I'm squeaky clean "down there".Part of my "hygienic ritual" involves keeping body hair tightly "manscaped".(a habit from my old days as a jock/personal trainer/undie model days)Women claim to want "men who look/smell like MEN"...but not one has ever complained about having to go down on my well kept "nether regions".More than once-I've gotten "after the fact" gratitude from females saying they were happy to not get a mouthful of pubes.(TMI...my bad.)
Somebody open a window please. Smells like rancid Tuna in here...YUK. My Little willy smells like strawberries and Angels breath...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
First fuckin' thing I read/see this morning.Thanx MK...you genius of sick comedy. I think I remember veggin' out to some History Channel series on the history of sexuality.The whole "WASH YOUR STINKY/BAD/SINFUL PUSSY WITH HARSH CHEMICALS" mindset is a Victorian-era holdover.Most of what has come to be known medically/scientifically about pussy is fairly recent...like 20th century.Which would make sense because most of what we've come to know medically/scientifically about both genders is barely a coupla' hundred years old.Almost as fascinating to me is the TOTAL TRANSFORMATION of the word:DOUCHE. *snickers like a kid* I wonder if network "standards & practices" would even let you use that word in a commercial these days.(?) "DOUCHE BAG" just automatically came to describe "GUIDO" behavior in men 'round about the early 80's.I've never seen an actual "bag" used as a means for disposal of douche...but it sounds plausible when delivering the insult.I rather like the evolution.I don't even associate the word with women or pussy droppings.Viva la DOUCHEBAG!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:22pm.
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LMAO! I have no doubt your nether regions smell like delicious cocoa butter but I can assure it's true. It is society's best well-kept secret that man-smell pervades the air everywhere we go. However, people have been so brainwashed into believing that crotch smell is something exclusive to females that the brain hardly ever recognizes it anymore. Open up your nostrils people!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
What are you talking about, sluts?
Man-smell?
What is this you speak of?
I always smell like cocoa butter on my nether-region.
You sluts better take notes!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Still commenting on Harry's visit? Or did you wake up to Bill Clinton's picture on the cover of The NY Times Magazine? That shit definitely gave me a "not so fresh" feeling. Ewww.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 11:53am.
Ahahahaha, YEAH! TAKE THAT, SOCIETY! *pumps fist*
And vinegar? Were they sure that you can use that shit to wash your junk? YOW!
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Submitted by gia on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:08pm.
Yes, the commercials that have been giving pussy a bad name for decades...its a self cleaning
mechanism if you take proper care of it & dont overwhelm it with dirty sewage you skanky whores
Exactly! I have never douched, and never will. My own doc said it wasn't something you should do. Just keep yourself clean; you don't have to squirt no salad dressing up in there!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 11:53am.
Why is it men are allowed stink up the place with their supposedly manly musk *PUKE*, but a woman's lady parts are supposed to smell fresh frikkin' daisies?!
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You got a point there! Men have a distinct smell too. I do not know why there are no commercials of men talking about dick cheese stench.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Why not make your own out of vinegar and water? Avoids check-out line snickers and you could mix things up: basalmic vineger, red wine vinegar, apple cidre vinegar, so on.
I love jezebel.com....the commenters over there are great too.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
They need to re-vamp and re-release these classic commercials, because I swear to GOD I have been smelling swamp pussy on the trains this summer.
Sluts, please sanitize your prize!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston