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Picture a tiny human chilling out in a hospital somewhere with cashmere diapers over his nalgas and a canary diamond-covered beanie on his head. He really exists, because Kimuumuu gave birth to him yesterday morning in Los Angeles. This is the first baby Kimora and Djimon Hounsou made together. Kimora also has two daughters, Ming Lee and Aoki Lee, with Russell Simmons.
When Kimora's vagina area started percolating, she Twittered that she was about to pop. You know, since Twittering that your pussy is about to combust is the new thing. Kimora wrote: "It's time!! No turning back! At hospital in labor right now!! Having contractions now! Ooo- wee! It's like WHOA! Love & Light, KLS." 16 hours later, she updated everyone: "It's a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes! More to come. Thank God. And God Bless! Kimora + Djimon Love & Light, KLS"
Kimora even posted the picture below of her in the hospital. Her personal Photoshop artists must have been pissed that she made them work on the weekend, because you know she had that shit touched.
And unfortunately, Kimora and Djimon didn't announce a name. I'm hoping for Kimomo Diamante Lee or Kimoramon.
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since when?? how did i miss this? djimon is h.o.t. i hate kimora!! uugghh!! trannie ick ride
all i remember with kimora is how when she invited the "cribs" people to tour her mansion, she was really proud of this toilet that was completely made out of marble.
she should name her baby Tacky.
I bet their kid is fugly as hell. Look how ugly the daddy is. I bet she will name kid Obama Aoki Lee.
That baby sure got a genetic sucker-punch.
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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:07pm.
Gia... I could not have said it better, tho I wouldn't mind her income she can keep the cankles
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Thanks! Cankles, ha... God, to have her money!! For those millions I would gladly trade in my normal ankles for her cankles...I would even consider taking on a couple of those infamous neck rolls, a small, but mighty unattractive price to pay for such obscene wealth.
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Way to create more hermaphodite trannies with Downs syndrome. Also, her designs suck.
Why the fuck is Kimora's neck so fat? I couldn't get past it when she was on Top Model, either. Did she get a bunch of liposuction and end up gaining the weight back in her neck? The mind boggles.
Ming Lee? She actually named one of her kids Ming Lee? That sounds like a vietnamese prostitute.
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I can't believe this douchebag was Twittering during her labor. I wouldn't even let my husband video tape our son's birth.
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 5:27pm.
I must be missing something. He's considered attractive? Why? She's no prize, but I don't think he's that high up on the food chain either (looks-wise).
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Well who gives a rat's ass?
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Kimora Lee aka Imelda Marcos is a trash that made money through Gold Digging. She thinks she's fabulous but people can see right through her. Her children hopefully will find and acquire proper breeding and class cox she ain't none. She's soooo ugly both in and out.
A perso who twits on labor is an attention whore.
She would be perfect for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She reminds me of Danielle from New Jersey.
I fell in love with Danielle when she told Jaqueline that "one day God will punish all fake people", all the while she has fake nose, fake boobs and fake new identity. And a first grade Gold Digger!!! Bwa ha ha ha
On her "Cribs" episode, she said the kids in school used to call her "chinky giraffe".
Well Kimora does have some talent. It must take some to ride coattails when you're as large as this bitch is.
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I must be missing something. He's considered attractive? Why? She's no prize, but I don't think he's that high up on the food chain either (looks-wise).
Kimora is one ugly bitch.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:50pm.
you are alone in that comment....as you see, none of us can stand her....lol
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
I like her. She works very hard or at the very least has enough sense to hire the right people to work really hard for her.
Let's not hate. I'm happy for them. She seems like a good mom and has adorable daughters. She's lucky in life. She can't help it!
Always thought he was hot.
Submitted by KidL on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:19pm.
Yep. (I am a bit too obsessed with names.)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:09pm.
Exactly - she got famous because of him, piggy-backing on *his* success. She is shallow and bitchy and entitled and I fucking loathe her.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 3:13pm.
Kimora is one-quarter Korean, one-quarter Japanese. But she and Russell picked Chinese and Japanese family names (Ming and Aoki) as their daughters' given names. I don't think she's all that into her roots or maybe they dint care, as long as the names sounded vaguely exotic. "Kimora" itself sounds like a made-up blend of Korean and pseudo Japanese.
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I get that impression, too. They probably thought those names sounded "exotic" and "trendy" and that is why they picked them.
FWIW, I am half-Chinese/half-Caucasian, and most Asians I know tend to go with pretty mainstream first names and give the kids Asian middle names-usually family names. (At least that was how it was in my case and in the case of my father's pals.)
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 12:22pm.
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I agree. I always liked him as an actor and thought he was pretty attractive. (At the very least, he is several steps up from Russell Simmons who I always thought was funny-looking.)
Can't stand Kimora. Such an attention ho who thinks she is hot shit.
Kimora is one-quarter Korean, one-quarter Japanese. But she and Russell picked Chinese and Japanese family names (Ming and Aoki) as their daughters' given names. I don't think she's all that into her roots or maybe they dint care, as long as the names sounded vaguely exotic. "Kimora" itself sounds like a made-up blend of Korean and pseudo Japanese.
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Sois belle et vote.
MK, Doremon sounds nicer!
Is that her neck or a pack of hot dogs attached under her chin?
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Wow, she has Twatted! Stephen Colbert can't have been this literal when he said that on The Today Show..
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Love the roll of fat on her neck
She is fug. Her personality stinks as well.
I disagree- Christy, Cindy, Linda, Naomi, Elle...... are still fucking stunning. Kimora is fug.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Kimora was actually pretty cute like 18 years ago, before the neck rolls and awful nose job. Back when she was a skinny teenager, with her height, she was perfect for runway work. So, not hard to believe that she was considered hot shit for a few years. Now, she's just looks a hot mess.
Kimorasaurus was actually a muse for Lagerfield as well as a successful model. They have some show about her, I think E! THS,there are shots of her when she was young. She was actually really pretty and exotic looking when she did model.
She's still nice looking now, but not quite as pretty at 18, I guess that's true of most models. Dickinson, Tyty, Cindy, still all nice looking women but gorgeous in their youth. Heidi Klum is the exception, she's still as pretty as she was when she started.
With all that I can't wait to see what the little offspring look like.
Why is my beautiful Sunday being interrupted by these fuglies? Is her head enormous, or his he a pin head? How do you grow dark lip hair and white chin hair? What happened to their eyebrows? The only thing I would want to see less is a picture of anyone who actually follows them on TWITer.
I already see this happening, Djimoun will marry her have kids then divorce her Fugly ass, then run awy with half of her KLS money!!!
Djimoun already did step 1. Good for him!!!
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King Russel will have the last laugh!!!
I hate this woman.....I mean, look at her face!!!!
She's a major GoldDigger who perfected her scores with flying colors....
Grade-A Attention whore too!!!!
hey Aphid, my love! yeah, she is pretty nauseating.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
She announced this pregnancy late didn't she? That was fast. Oh, my cousin is having a baby tomorrow!!!!
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Can someone please explain to me how she became a model? It can't be because of a famous husband because wasn't she a model before they met?
Is it because she is the only Asian woman tall enough they could find?
I just hope the rule of two negatives equaling a positive is true for the sake of this child's looks...
Uh For reals? Was he a preemie? Didn't she just recently announce this pregnancy? I mean Nicole Ritchie was pregnant with Harlow, for it seemed like a year and a half. Is Heidi next? Too soon??
"Congratulations on your procreation"
I just Twittered that i'm having a shit, hope people read it and dont call me!
is anything not sacred anymore?! fucking twitter.
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Oh, the excitement.. meh. Who gives two shits if this fugly woman gave birth? and why the need to "twitter" about such a mundane thing????!!!.
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I just can't STAND that Kimora bitch. It's like the more annoying and dumb a person is, the more kids he/she will have.
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I watched about 2 minutes of this train wreck's show before throwing my dirty sock at the t.v. and changing the channel...couldn't care less about her new crotch dropping.