Dreambaby
Jennifer Hudson will have to start getting her friends to sign a damn confidentiality agreement, because one of them has spilled the fetus juice to the Chicago Times. One of JHud's close friends, Felicia Fields, said that she had a baby shower over the weekend.
Felicia, who I'm guessing was just erased from JHud's cell phone, chirped, “It was a baby shower, a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family. They’re really trying to keep it kind of quiet. It was a nice time that we had."
Just because she had a baby shower doesn't mean she's pregnant. I mean, I threw a fake baby shower once. Okay, it was mostly just us drinking vodka out of baby bottles, because we got bored of drinking booze out of regular cups. You have to switch things up every now and again.
If JHud is with child, the father is none other than New York's former ball licker Punk from I Love New York. Yeah, they better keep that baby away from Vh1. Knowing that your daddy used to "sword fight" with New York could scar a child.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:48am.
Just keep spitting them out! Don't worry, nature has a way of taking care of overpopulation.
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I really wish nature would get on the ball & start taking care of these issues before pregnancy announcements were even made...Its really not fair if nature is planning on taking those of us out who are already deeply integrated in the population.
she looks nice here. She's LEAGUES beyond that trashy Beyonceee in looks/etc..
Explain why someone with a Harvard degree (all sources say he went to Harvard) goes on a reality show and then becomes a...wrestler? Is he crazy? How does that trajectory happen, really?
Congrats to them! Sadly I think their kid will be very special looking at best.
Just keep spitting them out! Don't worry, nature has a way of taking care of overpopulation.
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Not another baby friend!!!
I read somewhere about a month ago that she was pregnant, although she never confirmed it.
And let us pray that baby does not inherit his eyes and spend its life looking like a turtle.
Otherwise, congrats.
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You can't really tell with all the Photoshop if she is or not these days. So it's not a huge surprise really.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I didn't know she was fucking pregnant.
She hid it well, kudos.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I don't get it. Isn't it common knowledge that she's pregnant? Due very soon I believe...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 10:21pm.
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;) Don't I know it, Tiger.
Anygay, have a great night all...
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Submitted by The C word on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:24pm.
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Well that was...graphic. ;)
But to clarify, it did start out as a 'shirths and skinths' game.
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Ok, I just noticed the 'shirths and skinths'...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girl, yo tho bad....
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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:24pm.
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You had me at 'firm taunting buttocks in the air...'
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I knew you DListed sluts would like that...HWAT, no? ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, e 05/31/2009 - 9:49pm.
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Graphic isn't necessarily a bad thing (notice I was smiling in my response).
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"Care for another schnitzengruben"
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:24pm.
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Well that was...graphic. ;)
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Yeah, but you know you loved every minute of it...Don't front, you know you did....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:24pm.
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You had me at 'firm taunting buttocks in the air...'
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:26pm.
MTV Eminem-Bruno clip. God Bless YouTubers before the copyright Nazis get wind of it:
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10 minutes later. Fucking Blitzkreig! Viacom better post this then. Last year they streamed it. Bastards.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:24pm.
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Well that was...graphic. ;)
But to clarify, it did start out as a 'shirths and skinths' game.
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"Care for another schnitzengruben?"
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:26pm.
MTV Eminem-Bruno clip. God Bless YouTubers before the copyright Nazis get wind of it:
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Hollywood is one fertile land eh? I am quite surprised that MK hasn't written anything about Tila being pregnant.. just read the article on CNN.com how she twatted it to her fans, but is keeping the baby daddy's name hush because she wants him to state who he is first before she 'calls him out'. *shakes head* I forget who she was last dating, the smashing pumpkin guy yea?
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:26pm.
that was funny. but i think it was staged....who sits with 3 or 4 350 pound body guards at some awards show
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:26pm.
that was funny. but i think it was staged....who sits with 3 or 4 350 pound body guards at some awards show
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MTV Eminem-Bruno clip. God Bless YouTubers before the copyright Nazis get wind of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_K_uBXH-w
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:12pm.
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I hear ya Tiger...who hasn't had a game of touch football get outta hand now and then.
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Yeah, it gets hot, they get naked...(only cuz of the weather, mind you)...Some hot naked sweaty dude gets tackled, his firm taunting buttocks in the air...and another dude's weiner 'accidentally' finds its way in there amist all the chaos and before you know it, 45 minutes later dudes are like, calling 'em queer?????? Sooooo judgmental! I mean, pssht...sometimes a dudes peen that accidentally poked another dudes asshole gets stuck and it takes a lot of pulling and thrusting to get it out...It happens...at least according to my ex...What? What? He's a total truth teller....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Just because she had a baby shower doesn't mean she's pregnant. I mean, I threw a fake baby shower once. Okay, it was mostly just us drinking vodka out of baby bottles, because we got bored of drinking booze out of regular cups.
OMG! MK, you are killing me today... ROFL!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:13pm.
The mtv awards are pretty pretty fucking funny
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I'm damn near pissing myself at all the stuff Andy Samberg's coming up with. And when Amy Poehler called him Andy Sandwich? I snorted.
When they got the big choir going for Dick in a Box, that RULED.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:12pm.
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I hear ya Tiger...who hasn't had a game of touch football get outta hand now and then.
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"Care for another schnitzengruben?"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:58pm.
I was DYING! I thought he was from D-TOWN "gangsta" why didn't he start throwing blows? He just got pissed off and had his bodyguards move him! LOOOOOOOOL
The mtv awards are pretty pretty fucking funny
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Submitted by The C word on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:55pm
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Hahaha...give the marriage a few years then you'll see him out & about with Star Jones' ex....who, coincidentally, is also not gay. ;)
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Nope just two straight guys out on the town chasin' pussy...So they wind up playing a friendly game of 'hide the sausage' wif one anuva, bruva to bruva...? Who hasn't? Doesn't mean they're gay....Nope, just like to play that particular game...with each other...That's all...No judgment here...Nope....Big ole heteros is what they are...Yep...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:58pm.
hahaha I saw that! MK should be live-blogging this.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:06pm.
Oh totally! Roger that. Its not the rest of him that books flights to Cambodia to sample the young boy...ummm culture, its his asshole
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:55pm.
this guys asshole has seen more fingering then eric clapton's fretboard
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but again, now...Let's get it straight (hehehehe...I said 'straight')....he is not gay...only his asshole is...Ok, and his peenie tip...but the REST? All deep sea fishin' bound...You betcha! Roger that...
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I am loving her makeup in this pic...and I bet her man is too, lol. He is way good looking, though.
White Boy was more my speed. At least for sexy times.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:55pm.
this guys asshole has seen more fingering then eric clapton's fretboard
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:55pm
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Hahaha...give the marriage a few years then you'll see him out & about with Star Jones' ex....who, coincidentally, is also not gay. ;)
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"Care for another schnitzengruben?"
Since there's no Open today, I'll say it here. Did anyone just see Eminem totally walk out on the MTV Movie Awards after getting Sascha Baren Cohen's balls in his face?
He and Megan Fox should hook up. They're both snotty bitchfaces.
Love is blind, deaf and dumb.
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:44pm.
I dunno...I get strong 'Terry McMillan' deja vu when I look at these two.
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Ya think????? ;-)
His buns seen more weiner than a Sunbeam bread factory ever anticpated theirs would....Not that he's gay...his asshole is, but not him...NOPE...
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Can't she pick a better man?
I hope she didn't Invite her crack head sister to the shower.
Actually, I like this guy. Smart. Funny. Cool. The only downside, he did a VH-1 Reality Show. But I'd like to think New York let him go to find himself a woman that didn't look like a BRATZ doll after extensive plastic surgery.
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What the hell, Jhud?! You have an OSCAR, and you're having a baby with Tiffany "Fraggle Rock" Pollard's reject? Beyonce is laughing her ass off at you right now. I read somewhere,also, that before this specimen of masculinity came into her life, that she dumped the guy she'd been with for years, before AI or and kind of fame came her way. I guess her longtime sweetheart wasn't good enough anymore. SMH.
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I wouldn't pick him for the father of my child but whatever makes her happy...She deserves some good fortune in her life.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 8:29pm.
I am still not sure about an I Love NY reject baby daddy. Doesn't bode well.
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Word. JHud sooooo should have gone with Buddah...or even Chance...be still my heart....
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Hmmm. So much man meat to choose from.
Sister Patterson looks like a cool dude. Probably hung. Or Tweed because I loved him on Saturday Night Live as the Ladies Man. That's unfortunate about his hair, but I'll do anything for Courvoisier.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/i_love_new_york/season_1/cast.jhtml
I dunno...I get strong 'Terry McMillan' deja vu when I look at these two.
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"Care for another schnitzengruben?"
She barebacked with NY's ex? I hope the child gets her pipes and not her good judgment.