Why Is Eminem Fighting It?
This is the only reason why the gods allowed the MTV Movie Awards to exist! Because if it didn't, Bruno would have never fallen from the gay heaven and landed face first into Eminem's lap. This is what they call "love at first sight." Bruno and Eminem make 69ing look so beautiful and special.
Yes, Eminem is trying to fight it, but you can feel the chemistry. It's dripping from Eminem's peen hole. He's saying no, but his whole body is saying YES! When Bruno's succulent nalgas and juicy berries were in his face, it took every bit of strength inside him to not lick up the sweet butt cream. Eminem knew that if he stayed longer he would propose marriage to Bruno's honey buns, so he busted out of there! As much as he wants to runs through the fields with Bruno's ass, he's just not ready for that commitment. It makes me sad when true love is not realized.
And Bruno better get every award imaginable for this GRAND performance. That is the kind of shit I want to see!
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and people talking shit- Em does talk shit about guys, and he usually only talks shit as a rebuttal, he doesn't really start shit himself. -moby and triumph both said something first. as did Ja Rule."
Riiiiight...and the fag jokes and the songs where he explains the murder of his wife to his little girl was a rebuttal? not to mention all the other celebrities he humiliates in his songs withought provocation...nice try though
I thought M&M was in on the "gag" as I watched the whole thing...I was thinking, Gah. Sascha Fierce "I'm so out there" Cohen Douche has got to be the most overrated asshole out there.
Then today, I learned that Emmy wasn't there for dress rehearsals and so far it's not looking like he was down with any of it.
I would live for shit like this, cuz I'd just pull that razor out from between my cheek and cut a bitch from taint to tit.
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It didnt appear that Eminem got pissed until AFTER the balls and anus were removed from his face
It was priceless!!!! If that had been me I would have just laughed and realized what was going on. Why get mad about it??
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:07pm.
Ok, I'd be pretty pissed too if some dude's nutsack and asshole were stuffed in my face too!!
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Let me re-state that, I'd be pissed if it wasn't the man I was currently 69ing.
Bo-ring. Hate Vanilla Ice 2.0 and don't know anything about SBC, 'cept that he's one ugly mofo. However, I LOVE Quinto's hair. I thought to mayself, :Dayum who dat?:
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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- madam s. on Tori Spelling's body
I love Em, just my opinion, I really dont think this was staged. Eminem doesn't need publicity like that, his album has already come out, some of you are saying he's so badass yet he has his gorillas move Bruno out of the way. Why would Em dirty his hands, he's had enough legal troubles. That's what he pays those buffoons for, let them get dirty. I love Eminem, say whatever you want about the man, but he's delicious and talented imo. LOVE HIM <3 <3 <3
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:07pm.
Ok, I'd be pretty pissed too if some dude's nutsack and asshole were stuffed in my face too!!
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Obviously alot of you haven't seen Em's skits on Crank Yankers, etc. He's got a great sense of humor. Alhough it was awkward and unfunny, there's no way MTV would do anything like that without his consent.
Eminem knew about the stunt. I love Marshall.
Ok, I'd be pretty pissed too if some dude's nutsack and asshole were stuffed in my face too!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:02pm.
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my fellow Em fan! :)
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:44am.
If this WAS planned like some of you are saying, I can't see Eminem agreeing to this. He's not the lighthearted type who is willing to be the butt (parden the pun) of a joke at his own expense.
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What? He does that all the time! It's a big part of his schtick.
And just sayin' but hating gays and hating someone shoving their scrotum in your mouth is kinda two different things...
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It reminds me of that whole Pamela Anderson thing from Borat.
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That was soooo staged. Why did Eminem have a mic on if he wasn't doing anything? Please. I have a hard time believing they would do this with out his consent.
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Any man who hates gays is an insecure weak mess w/ no confidence in their manhood. My husband is the "old-fashioned" macho type but could care less what a dude does w/ another. He was even hit on in a bar one time and acted very cool about it and apologized to the guy. I would have been so turned off if he acted like a big insecure homophobe.
MTV and Sasha had it planned. Eminem did not know. Eminem would not have been able to "act" that mad if he knew beforehand. FUNNY!
If this WAS planned like some of you are saying, I can't see Eminem agreeing to this. He's not the lighthearted type who is willing to be the butt (parden the pun) of a joke at his own expense.
He seems like a frustrated gutless coward who picks on women and puppets and isn't man enough to stand up to other men. He's obviously insecure to have stormed out like that. This is what happens when you're a douche and try to act so untouchable and hard. People WILL put you in your place.
I don't give a shit if this crap was staged or not, but it's funny to see the "badass rapper" letting his big fat black men push "Bruno" away, while the "badass rapper" whines and throws tantrums like a small child. So much for a badass to even have bodyguards, no?.
I laugh because some think Eminem would kick someone's ass. He's a pussy.
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geezis that was horrible. If it was scripted, it was horrible. If it was unscripted, it was horrible. Immature grade school stuff. Stoopid.
I can't stand Sascha fuckface. "OMG, HE PUT HIS NAKED ASS IN SOMEONE'S FACE AND SPEAKS IN A FUCKING STUPID GAY VOICE AND A BAD ACCENT! COMEDIC GENIUS! OMGZ!"
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I still don't get the gay references. Anyone pushing their ass into my face unless we are having sex is getting hurt-man or woman any race with or without clothing.
Um, as skeptical as I am about Hollywood, I don't think Eminem was in on the joke. And, no, I doubt the pussy would have the guts to punch a big white ass in his face. First, he didn't wanna touch him. Second, he's a pussay and it caught him off guard.
Oy, to have to choose between hating Eminem and Cohen. They're both hateful people. Cohen does go on and on against Muslims.
That was completely set up...Eminem would have punched his fist up that ass & not just sat there if it wasnt planned...
Oh my god that was so fake! What person would just SIT there???? Em didn't even TRY to put his arms up or push him away! And of course, Sach landed that way ON ACCIDENT! SURE!
Funny how people thought it was authentic! LMFAO!
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It looks like Eminem prefers to have his own head up his ass.
Yeah I think this was planned too. Emeniem's normal reaction to something like this would have been violence...punching, pushing, etc.
I think he would have pushed him away rather quickly, if this were unplanned, and not sit there with balls in his face.
i thought it was great.
at first i thought Em could've handled it better, but then i thought that it must've been staged.
however, someone landing in MY man's lap like that would've got the same reaction, cept worse and would've got punched the fuck out. i'm on him all the time to be more tolerant and he is, objectively, just not when it comes to himself personally.
and people talking shit- Em does talk shit about guys, and he usually only talks shit as a rebuttal, he doesn't really start shit himself. -moby and triumph both said something first. as did Ja Rule.
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oh please. this was obviously scripted (and unfunny). they got a shot of eminem and his bouncers on either side looking up BEFORE sbc landed anywhere near him to set up the "gag". mtv knows better than to pull that crap on eminem again.
Good for Bruno!! Eminem is always picking on the ladies (granted trainwreck ladies) in his songs, but he never has the balls to call out a dude. I guess Bruno was offering Eminem his so he might briefly experience what it's like to have a pair!!! Bitchassness exposed, mission accomplished.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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S.B.C is pure genius!Thank you Karma, although bit late, Eminem is so deserving that bare ass on his face, He hated on Moby just for being gay... Crime and Punishment.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:57am.
When did Eminem turn into a major Masengill-douching cunt?
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Submitted by BluMunster on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:32am.
Eminem is a cunty little bitch. He did the same thing with Triumph the comic dog. When that little hand puppet got in his face, Eminem got all scared of being put on the spot and humiliated. Yet he has no problem doing that to others.
Exactly right. He also should have punched Sasha in the nuts as hard as he could.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 5:55am.
Sasha Baron-Cohen isn't funny. He's smug, self-satisfied and is only marginally less annoying than Sarah Silverman.
I doubt there'd be any room up his hole for anybody but himself.
Eminem's a cunt as well, so it was pretty much a disaster.
ZiGGY ~ I agree 100%. Sascha is waaaay overrated and not funny. Enimem is a has-been.
I have to admit, I'd act a little cunty if someone stuck their bare bottom in my face. You never know what STD's and junk people in Hollywood have. I doubt I would have stormed out of the show like Em did, I'd have probably acted like I thought it was funny, then that night I'd have scrubbed my face with a steel wool pad. No actually, I would have put my hands up when I saw Bruno coming down in the first place. Em just sat there and let him straddle his face!! LMAO!
Playing the bongos on Bruno's ass cheeks is the best idea of all.
This morning I feeling depressed and helpless due to my beloved cat dying two weeks ago. I wanted to break out of this "pitiful state" and laugh because I was tired of crying so I came on over to the place that always makes me laugh........DLISTED.COM
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Eminem is a cunty little bitch. He did the same thing with Triumph the comic dog. When that little hand puppet got in his face, Eminem got all scared of being put on the spot and humiliated. Yet he has no problem doing that to others. The title for his new album is so befitting. His talent is spent and he knows it. Retire already, Marshall!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:54am.
Fuck, if he'd landed in my face like that I'd have laughed my ass off and played the bongos on his ass cheeks.
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LMFAO! Now that would have been awesome. I used to like eminem but damn he is a cunt nowadays. Personally, I would have laughed it off.
Mathers is a pussy and a closet racist...he can dish it but he sure as hell can't take it....PUSSY!
Submitted by Applejack on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:44am.
This is art!
I love it!
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When did Eminem turn into a major Masengill-douching cunt?
Get a sense of humor Dick-bag.
Fuck, if he'd landed in my face like that I'd have laughed my ass off and played the bongos on his ass cheeks.
Eminem has a huge ego and no sense of humour.
Get over yourself dude. Better yet, hook up with Megan Fox and you two snotty bitches can go tear the world down with your stinkfaces.
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If only I had righteous aim and a harpoon gun. Talk about a missed opportunity. SBC is a taint licking piece of shit.
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