We're All Whores, Darlin'
One of my favorite quotes of all-time comes from the philosopher and professor of whores Cristal Connors. It is: "You are a whore, darlin. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see." In an interview with GQ (via Showbiz Spy), Megan Fox tried to make this point, but FAILED. Megan just doesn't possess the natural wisdom of Cristal Connors.
Megan said, “When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.
I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time. There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”
Megan is waxing philosophical when she really should be waxing penis instead. Thinking is not for everyone, Megan! You know when you put an extra large load of laundry in the dryer and it can't handle it, so it starts violently shaking during the spin cycle? That's what Megan's brain does when she tries to think too hard. Megan, keep the load light, hon.
Speaking of loads, here's Megan at the MTV Movie Awards yesterday with after-bukkake hair.
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I was channel surfing yesterday and I stopped on "Hope and Faith" never heard of this show, but was surprised to see that little troll Meghan Fox in it (some losing virginity episode). I just can't take her seriously. She was terrible. And I thought Transformers was bad.
this chick is so effing annoying. how old is she 22, 23? she has a lot of age spots for being so young already
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I just read this on Celebitchy, and even though I jost posted on the same article less than an hour ago, I want to rant about it here too. Yay!
Stop letting this hosebag speak. Seriously, get the microphone away from this idiot. Who the fuck is Megan Fox to call anyone a prostitute? If anyone in the industry is a whore, it's her.
Flaunting your body in an overtly sexualized manner constantly for publicity and millions of dollars is as dangerously close to prostitution as it gets. Megan Fox is hardly famous for her role in Transformers. She's mostly famous for posing topless/semi-nude in breeder spank mags and explicitly boasting about her sexuality, but I'm sure that using your body and sex as a marketing tool makes you less of a prostitute than simply "feigning love and attraction".
It's called ACTING, and if she feels so strongly against it, she can very kindly stop any time now. As a matter of fact, she'd be doing millions of struggling young actors a favor. Let's allow someone who actually deserves it act in her place. It's not like the movie industry would be suffering any kind of loss. But she's not going anywhere, because she doesn't actually mean a word coming out of her disgusting mouth. She just loves hearing herself.
I'm really annoyed with her pseudo-analytical "I'm so jaded and angry" bullshit. What the fuck does she have to be all negative about? The fact that she receives unnecessary attention for her appearance? The fact that she constantly gets offered movie roles because of her mainstream appeal (which she rejects because clearly they're not "good enough" for her)? There are so many talented and struggling people in the world who don't have the same opportunity that this twat has because they aren't "sexy" enough for large productions...and not mentioning not getting the same social acceptance and recognition actors like Megan Fox receive just for being attractive. Did she really cross that line? Professionally, socially, and overall, this unappreciative whiny punk bitch has it better than most people do.
Not excusing any industry or the media from its shallowness and general stupidity, Megan Fox owes a lot to the industry and the media for enhancing and praising her sex appeal, which is why they keep letting this moron open her jizz-foaming face in the first place. The movie industry and mainstream media practically INVENTED her, and she's going to fire at the industry with her faux-rebellious commentary? Way to bite the hand that feeds you, ungrateful twit.
One day her attitude's going to bite her in the ass, and I'm going to LMAO when she suddenly falls from grace.
Oh, and she looks terrible by the way.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
Oh, no, I get that it's a misappropriated King Lear line. I would just like to know what, exactly, she thinks it means-- she's misquoted Will S as if he were saying, "we'll all giggle and laugh at butterflies!" when the real meaning is much darker and more cynical.
AKA, I'm calling her an idiot for not knowing what a freaking tattoo that she feels the need to CONSTANTLY display actually means.
"People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child."
I can't imagine where anyone would get an idea like that.
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I don't get it. Everything about her is contrived. Her fake lips, boobs, teeth, hair....those ridiculous tattoos. I'd like to see Brian A Green's dick shoved permanently in her mouth. STFU ho.
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Oh shut your PIE HOLE Megan. Your so friggin self-absorbed.
She says, "People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child."
Really? A lot of us have no idea who you are, darlin"!
her hair extensions look like shit. no way she is what, 22? if she really is, she must have grown up in a crack house.
What? I don't get any part of what she said
Is it me or her?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! This overhyped whore looks horrible in the pic that MK posted. Ewwww....those moles, that hair growing on her face, those freckles, those poor moles, that exagerrated saccharine smile, that gelled back hair from 1983, those horrible chola eyebrows, ...ICK ICK NAST NAST fo' suh'...!!!! GROSS!!! And what the fuck? Is she aware that a Chinese Sharpei dog called and he wants his mother fucking neck wrinkles back STAT?!?!
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Next time some idiot starts telling me how ze "gorgeous" Megan Fox makes him pitch a tent, I'm going to show him this picture and laugh as his penis withers away to nothing...BAHAHAHAH!!! I hate this bitch.
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This retarded bitch is like the female version of John Mayer. Both are a couple of smug cocksuckers who seem to think they need to display their intellectualism for the world to see.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:02pm.
Pardon me, but what did Miss Fox say? Because to my ears, it just sounded like "Vagina, crotch shot, other than my questionable looks I have nothing, burp, shaved labia, tramp stamp, I like Rap Rock."
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Yes! I also heard: Look at me! Look at me!
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In the words of Dr. Evil..... Riggggggght.
I think her tattoos really say it all (like "HEY WORLD, I'M A DUMB FUCK!"); she doesn't need to take the cock out of her mouth to say anything again.
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Submitted by walker on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:37pm.
Eeeewwwww! That picture of her hard face and wrinkled neck scared the crap out of me! This chick has the "ridden hard and put away wet" look down pat.
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Totally agree with you, Walker.
I've seen fresher looking prostitutes walking around skid row Los Angeles.
This chick looks beat and she's so full of herself - so fast - one can only wait in anticipation of her future downfall.
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when are we gonna learn to not put an open mike under this creature's mouth?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I may be dating myself but all I think of when I hear her pontificating is: "Quotations Of Brainy Smurf". Like Brainy, she keeps jawboning *after* she lands on her head, disregarding obvious brain trauma.
She needs to get over herself. Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave.
She was just born with a favorable mnemonic aid for a last name.
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Submitted by Master Blaster:
Dear Megan,
Shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Love,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eeeewwwww! That picture of her hard face and wrinkled neck scared the crap out of me! This chick has the "ridden hard and put away wet" look down pat.
What kind of smile is that in pic 5? She looks likes she made a splart!
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She'd be far more attractive if she kept her mouth shut.
I bet when no one else is around she's a big ole mouth breather.
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Pardon me, but what did Miss Fox say? Because to my ears, it just sounded like "Vagina, crotch shot, other than my questionable looks I have nothing, burp, shaved labia, tramp stamp, I like Rap Rock."
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:35am.
im sorry but I just don't see the Pretty on Megan I must be the only one that thinks she is not pretty
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Nope, you're not alone. Her skin looks yucky too. How old is she again?. Must be hard finding Angelina's replacement......
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S'funny, but I don't think she's pretty at all, just average looking. I'm not sure what everyone else is seeing...?
Trailer Park Version of Angelina Jolie. And I hate both of them.... Just saying.
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This bitch is so annoying. If there was ever a poster child for trying too hard, she is it. I actually don't even want to see the new Transformers movie because of her annoying face and robotic acting (ironic, I know).
Im really sick of this fucking whore already, she like popped up one day and hasn't left yet, yeah she's gorgeous and a beautiful body but so fucking what? What else does she do? Im really tired of seeing her face.
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 1:01pm.
That's my point. When celebrities try to make themselves look smarter by saying something like Megan Fox did, it doesn't work.
If they want to look smart, they take the Megan Fox route.
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Uhhhhh....wow. Not sure who 'they' think they're fooling!
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Submitted by happyface on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:07am.
You know what a whore is? Someone who will say ANYTHING to make you like/love them. That's Megan.
Yeah, but almost everyone in Hollywood says ridiculous shit at some point to make them look smart/sexy/edgy. If they want to look smart, they take the Megan Fox route. If they want to look badass, they pull a Natalie Portman and say they can't comprehend celibacy. It all kind of fits in with what Megan said.
Her head is out of proportion to the rest of her body. It's too big, and I don't mean from her way over-inflated opinion of herself. She needs a headectomy to take off about ten pounds from that ginormous noggin.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:44am.
This girl needs to learn to just take the money off of the nightstand and close the door quietly behind her.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:22pm.
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She's just average without all the face paint. Her face looks like she's had something else done in the first thumbnail. In the end, that(the need to screw with her face) will probably be her demise.
How come she always looks all oily and greasy like she crawled out from underneath a old rusty truck that has been sitting in a dusty junkyard in the middle of the desert?
You know that smell of cigarette butts in beer bottles the morning after a big party? That is how I imagine her smelling, that and ass.
Submitted by lelu on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:11pm.
Less makeup, less attractive.
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I was thinking that too! She's got a look that, when you put makeup on her, she looks stunning - but just plain - just so/so au naturel...and she's had plastic surgery already!...And she paints in her eyebrows,too and you know how THAT makes all the difference. And even at her young age, she's even already starting to look skinny fat...she better shut her yap and get to work cuz she doesn't have much of a shelf life as it is...
What I'm saying is :Yeah, she's hot - but she is no where NEAR hot enough, or relevant enough, or even promising enough to be talking the way she's talking.
PS. I think it's pretty funny that she panned ScarJo(?) for using SAT words and then she took this:
Cristal Connors. It is: "You are a whore, darlin. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see."
which is so perfectly sensible the way it is...and tried to turn it into some kinda profound statement.
PPS...quick psychological word scan of her statement:
You think. About us.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Hmmm....innersting.
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Less makeup, less attractive.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:56am.
Now there goes a girl who needs to get over herself.
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No shit! Those looks won't last forever, but every ridiculous comment she makes certainly will
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
that is one stupid tattoo.
I still would love to F her brains out for two weeks and then go about my business... if that makes me a pig, then...
OINK! OINK!
Now there goes a girl who needs to get over herself.
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This girl needs to learn to just take the money off of the nightstand and close the door quietly behind her.
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Submitted by happyface on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:07am.
You know what a whore is? Someone who will say ANYTHING to make you like/love them. That's Megan.
that's exactly the point about her
everything she says sounds like she says it so people will like her
she is SO pretty, i wish i had her looks, but why does she ruin her body with that awful tattoo!!! does it have a meaning i don't get? either way, it's ugly.. why do these natural beauties make themselves uglier with tons of makeup, trashy clothes, i don't get it. this is frustrating me ^^
I simply hate this dumb ass bitch.
For a gorgeous girl, she gets uglier & uglier the more she talks...I will say though that I adore her dress & the shoes...Although the shoes would look much better if it didnt have that dreadful toe overhang in the front...Is that because she needed a half size bigger? Do celebs even have to have a small shoe size too these days?
Stripper shoes: check
Porno actress tats and eyebrows: check
Cheap looking short dress: check
Looks sexually used up: check
You're a whore, darlin!!!!!
(p.s. what IS up with that nasty hair???)