Church Of The Crazy Mind
Devout Catholic Mel Gibson kind of broke the rules when he knocked up his whore, but don't you dare talk about it! If you gossip about it, Mel will shut you down! That's what Mel apparently told the congregation at Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, CA during Sunday mass. Radar says that Mel pretty much knocked Jesus off the cross, got up on there and went on a crazed rant about all the gossip in the church. And the church statues cracked from laughing so hard......
A witness said that Mel lost it (but did he ever have "it"?) in front of two priests and a bishop, “Mel got up on his stage -- the altar -- and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him. The bottom line is that if Mel hadn’t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn’t be much to gossip about – he created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it."
You know, it would've been okay for God to aim his Nerf gun loaded with a bolt of lighting at Mel and strike him down. An act of GOD! I'm sure he would've gotten the Nobel Peace Prize or at least a gift certificate to In 'N Out (which is even better).
It sounds like it's time for a good ole' excommunication partay!!!
Guess Mel forgot to put on his "What would Jesus do?" bracelet that morning.
Katrinka is right on about that "church" of his. It is no more Catholic than a mosque is. Gibson and his father are a couple of right-wing nuts which include this break-away sect of supposed Catholics who reject any reforms going back to the mid-60's.
Time to catch up, Mel!
He's such a joke. How does he even have parishioners at this so called "church" of his.
Unless they're just going to see incidents like this!
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As far as I know, that church he built has not ever been approved or accepted by the Catholic diocese in which it is located. As I recall, he built it because he thought the reforms of Vatican II ( saying the Mass in English,as opposed to Latin, having the priest face the people,instead of saying Mass with back turned to the congregation,and a number of others) were wrong,and he decided to make his own church instead. And the only way he would be able to desecrate the altar by getting up and making a speech/threat about his personal life,would be if he owned the place,in the same way one would own a restaurant,etc. He can believe whatever his sad mind likes,but that place over his head is no more a Catholic church than my apartment is.
When did Mel become such a vapid cunt? I would like to set him on fire.
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People I'd like to run over with a semi truck and then set on fire. Conclude my spree by have a weinie & marshmallow roast:
Mel Gibson
Madonna
JLo
Parasite Hilton
Twit & Twat (Heidi & Spencer)
Skankelina & Brad Shit
Octomom
Tommy Girl
Ann Coulter
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I concur and would like to add Kate Gosselin, she of the almighty roadkill hair. But then the Dlisted crew would lose their idol. Never mind.
someone please up the dosage on mel's psychotropic meds and tie him down in a rubber room with a bit in his mouth...he's a nutter...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
He's definitely mentally unstable but that aside I don't think he's different from any other long-term male A-lister in terms of extreme narcissism. Look at Schwartzenegger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIjJ8efftk! Schwartzenegger's empire is in politics and Mel's in religion. Not to excuse Mel but for all I like his films and thought he was hot back in the day he's definitely gone off the deep end. But almost no man becomes a major Hollywood star and continues being so for years without thinking he farts Chanel #5. His obsession with pain and torture does suggest he may sexually be a bit odd; it would be interesting to know if he's ever hooked up with a dude.
Mel needs to be in a straitjacket.
OOOOH this is SOOOOOO sweet!
Another religious fanatic caught with his dick in the wrong place.
Karma's a bitch, sugartits.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
No way in hell will this asshat be excommunicated. He has too much money and the Catholic church want a piece of it.
What a douchebag. And props to the congregation for talking about all that, and I hope they KEEP talking about it. Obviously it's THEIR fault for talking about him knocking up his skanky ho, not HIS for cheating on his wife and being an anti-Semitic douche.
I betcha he leaves all pretense of Catholicism behind and starts his own Melcentric cult, because obviously he thinks he's God now. He got in front of the fricking ALTAR?
What. a dick.
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People I'd like to run over with a semi truck and then set on fire. Conclude my spree by have a weinie & marshmallow roast:
Mel Gibson
Madonna
JLo
Parasite Hilton
Twit & Twat (Heidi & Spencer)
Skankelina & Brad Shit
Octomom
Tommy Girl
Ann Coulter
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He's lost it!! Move over Susan Boyle, your going to have a roomate at the INN
Submitted by lken on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 1:04pm.
mel is a drunk
mel is an adulterer
mel is an anti semite
mel is an asshole
mel is a catholic
mel is a drunken, adulterous, anti semitic asshole and by the way he is a self righteous catholic.
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Well, there is always hope he'll drunkenly drive over the cliffs of Malibu next time around.
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lken
mel is a drunk
mel is an adulterer
mel is an anti semite
mel is an asshole
mel is a catholic
mel is a drunken, adulterous, anti semitic asshole and by the way he is a self righteous catholic.
first off, this douche isn't even a real Catholic--he believes in a breakaway philosophy because he disagrees with Vatican II philosophy...the philosophy that incorporates a lot of secular beliefs. Second, this is fucking hysterical that someone that is soooo devout and helped create their own fucking church will probably get shunned from it. Those breakaway sects are not to be trifled with. They'll excommunicate you without a moment's thought.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
If Mel's ass is still in the same shape as 22 years ago he may sit on our face anytime!
Mel Gibson is a hypocritical asshole!! I hope his ex and first seven kids get most of his money and his girlfriend and #8 take the rest!!! I HATE self-righteous religious bitches like him!! Mel, I hope you have to max out a credit card to produce your next fiml jerkoff!
lol mel makes me laugh.
If you looked up "hypocrite" in the dictionary, then Gibson's crazy mug would be there.
Seriously, what did Mr. I-Am-More-Catholic-Than-the-Pope expect?
Oh sit down and stfu Melly Belly, Church times are all about GOSSIP!
THOU SHALT SPEAK ILL BEHIND THE SINNERS BACK AND UNTO THE SINNER SHALL THE CRAZY INFLICT!
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I'm not surprised, Mel has been falling down for a long time now. Purveyor of hate is in turn hated, true story.
Of course Mel needs his own church--he's more famous than God and bigger than Jesus! He's just trying to let the little people in on the awesomeness of the religion of drunk ass, bigoted hypocrisy.
BTW, who the fuck would join this church? Is it all lookie loos or assorted crazies? Mel and his staff?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:30am.
Hysteria,
missy has that sig.
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thanks, EEG! always liked that one!
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I'll bet "Mel's Church" goes through an incredible amount of sacrimental wine.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
to paraphrase R P McMurphy..
'it don't seem that crazy when that little pink russian pussy is right up close staring you in that face, now does it, doc?"
When you are Mel's age and that deep into ignunce/psychotic episodes, there is no amount of counseling in the world that will change you.
Besides, he is an obvious buffoon/loon if he thinks he can shut up everyone from discussing his breach of marital contract.
Let us pray for his Russian whore.
Or she can pray for herself, since she's probably on her knees alreaday anyway!
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Didn't Mel build his own psuedo catholic church because he didnt want to answer to the regular catholic church. Fuck em Mel, go build another church, keep going and u can leave a legacy like the California Missions all over the state.
Oh and make dinner reservations for Mel n Eminem.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:01am.
Mel Gibson is the epitome of religious hypocrisy. On the one hand he parties like there's no tomorrow, fucks around on his wife and kids, acts out in the most outrageous ways, etc., etc., and on the other hand, he criticizes the RC Church for being too progressive!
Mel needs some serious therapy pronto.
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Well that's the thing. Mel's church is MEL'S CHURCH. It is not approved by the Roman Catholic Church. Holy Family church is part of a group of "catholic churches" that are SCHIZMATIC. And it IS total hypocrisy (sp) because the HF people are way more strict than the regular RCC. He's pretty fucked in the head, IF the story is true. BUt it is true he knocked-up a girlfriend while married.
that picture made me shit myself, then hide under the bed.
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Fucka doodle-do.
When is karma going to come for him? And will his mail order trick have anything to do with it?
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Dude's totally on the gin & juice again, if he was ever really off. He's such a fucking hypocrite. As I recall he had no problem sitting on Th Tonight Show a mocking that whack-job Nadya Suleman based on stuff he probably heard from gossip.
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he needs some botox too, maybe it would relax him
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where is Clarisse lately?
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Anybody else want to join me on my way over to Mel's church for the sole purpose of booing and heckling his ass?
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Hysteria,
missy has that sig.
mel can't get a d i v o r ce cause he's Catholic; now he has regrets??
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Oh, Mel, how the mighty have fallen!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
ISMU, me too! I thought that was hilarious!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
I have newfound respect for Brad Pitt since he called Mel Sugar Tits to his face.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Is him...
Seems he is famous on some tall dating place ____TallMingle C o M___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there
He has as many problems as Susan Boyle. I am disgusted by his fascination with pain and violence.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
This asshole give us Real catholics a Bad name.
It makes me sick.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I think this pic of mel needs "the Kate Gosselin", too.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:59am.
Man I wish all of this had happened before Bill Maher made "Religulous," it would've fit in sooo well
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I was actually just listening to two contruction workers discuss this movie....hahahahah at one point the one goes "You know Boll Mahr is that ultra right wing guy with the show on HBO" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone