Church Of The Crazy Mind
Devout Catholic Mel Gibson kind of broke the rules when he knocked up his whore, but don't you dare talk about it! If you gossip about it, Mel will shut you down! That's what Mel apparently told the congregation at Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, CA during Sunday mass. Radar says that Mel pretty much knocked Jesus off the cross, got up on there and went on a crazed rant about all the gossip in the church. And the church statues cracked from laughing so hard......
A witness said that Mel lost it (but did he ever have "it"?) in front of two priests and a bishop, “Mel got up on his stage -- the altar -- and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him. The bottom line is that if Mel hadn’t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn’t be much to gossip about – he created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it."
You know, it would've been okay for God to aim his Nerf gun loaded with a bolt of lighting at Mel and strike him down. An act of GOD! I'm sure he would've gotten the Nobel Peace Prize or at least a gift certificate to In 'N Out (which is even better).
It sounds like it's time for a good ole' excommunication partay!!!
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:07am
i totally feeling left out too!
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:02am.
lmao@Octo-Mel!
who on dlist used to have the siggie: "Church of the subgenius"? that would fit here too
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Ahahaahaa! Oh, MK, you totally cracked me up once again!
"You know, it would've been okay for God to aim his Nerf gun loaded with a bolt of lighting at Mel and strike him down. An act of GOD!"
It's all so hilarious!
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Everyone's avi has "the Kate Gosselin" except for mine! :( Where do I get it from?
Who would have thought that Fanatical Crazy Eyes was once Braveheart? He has his millions, put him out to pasture already. The glory days are long over.
I haven't been to Church since January. Apparently I haven't missed much.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:01am
its ok to party and cheat and what not, as long as he goes to confession and repents his sins all's good in the eyes of the lord non?
South Park got it right....as usual.
http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1343/4750296/9876262/210113377.jpg
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Some men follow rainbows and I'm told
Some men search for silver, some for gold
I have found my treasure in your soul honey
All I ever need is you...
Octo-Mel should retire to his private island and start his own religion. The First Church of Mel the All Powerful.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Huh? Is that the same title pic of the Megan Fox post? Looks like it.......
And, oh, how do I use this pretty sex toy? Do I sit on it or will it sit on me or do I buy two and shove them into my bra or what?
Mel Gibson is the epitome of religious hypocrisy. On the one hand he parties like there's no tomorrow, fucks around on his wife and kids, acts out in the most outrageous ways, etc., etc., and on the other hand, he criticizes the RC Church for being too progressive!
Mel needs some serious therapy pronto.
just a simple case of do as i say not as i do?
Mel Gibson=Greatest human being on Earth.
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sounds like a regular sunday at a Baptist church. full of hellfire and damnation. (from Mel)
we all know this guy is crazy right. really fucked in the head. so i'm not surprised.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Man I wish all of this had happened before Bill Maher made "Religulous," it would've fit in sooo well!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
God works in mysterious ways. Mel works in furious ways. So glad I'm a happy drunk.
If this is true....he is NUTS.
LOVE 'We Were Soldiers'
MY name is joey okinawa im to have a baby born today!
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Meh. I have a hard time believing this story.
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
Does Mel still have that beautiful power-ass with the peaches from heaven?
Are there nude photos of Mel?
This dude has LOST IT. Wow. Love the picture, its perfect.
you don't mess with William Wallace, Sugar Tits!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Sounds like Mel drank the juice.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo