Monday, June 1st 2009
Suck On Daniel Craig
For a limited time, hos in Britain will be able to lick Daniel Craig all over, because Del Monte has put out a popsicle in his honor after conducting a survey. Over 1,000 chicks voted that they wanted a topless Daniel on a stick. It will only be on sale until June 7th.
They got the body and crotch area right, but the face will give me night terrors. He kind of looks like Gary Oldman in Dracula. He's just missing the two hairy titty cones on his head.
Del Monte also announced that they are not responsible for any freezer burned vaginas or assholes. And don't even think about using that stick. You don't want splinters in the snatch.
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Whoa, that's Daniel's likeness! You can practically make out his uncircumcised (hey he's a Brit afterall!) peen beneath his boxers.
the head on this popsicle is scary...they should've had the crotch part at the top for licking first, so by the time you got to that hideous head, it would be soft enough to bite off...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
i'll take one of those please.......in blueberry!
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Am I the only one who thinks that the head looks like Freddy Krueger's?
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It's a Suffragette City!
he looks like he has a downward boner
I would sux on a topless Kate Beckinsale or Charlize Theron anyday, anywhere, anytime.
LOL! OMG I.V.!
It is Spencer Tracy's head on Daniel Craig's body!!
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now im craving an icee pop :)
This looks like an extremely buff, purple Spencer Tracy. Kate Hepburn Sno-Cones will be next.
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Do they make Bruno popsicles for Eminem?
I would probably buy an Eminem shaped popsicle, especially if it tasted like M&Ms.
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Some men follow rainbows and I'm told
Some men search for silver, some for gold
I have found my treasure in your soul honey
All I ever need is you...
Is it Welches (with an e or without?)? Does DelMonte make Welches cause that is DA BEST GRAPE DRANK EVA. That pop looks delicious, especially if its made from Welches grape drank
lol, TV. SOMEBODY'S asshole is going to get a nasty case of frostbite!
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Too late, Tom Cruise bought up all remaining inventory.
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Haha I think this is great. You know chicks will be running out to get this. Even if you don't like DC, wouldn't you just want to try it?
It looks like any random Russian Gymnast, really.
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that's rather...creepy. Poor Daniel. I suppose making him look nothing like the actual Daniel Craig would allow them to do this without his permission?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:14pm.
Ahh, after looking at your blog link, it all makes sense... :)
I'm pretty embarrassed to admit it, but one of my strongest crushes is on a French figure skater.
*prepares for jeers*
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wonder if it tastes good, or if it's just for the novelty?
either way- i'll take a case.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:58am.
Sensimina, who are the men you'd like?
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OH, chile! I don't really feel like embarrassing myself right now, but I'll give you a hint: one of them is a bald douchebag with a bad case of narcissism!
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My ex-husband shaved his head??
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:58am.
Sensimina, who are the men you'd like?
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OH, chile! I don't really feel like embarrassing myself right now, but I'll give you a hint: one of them is a bald douchebag with a bad case of narcissism!
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 12:02pm.
WTF! who would buy this?
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I bought my husband the Burger King cologne as a joke, so I guess I can be talked into buying anything.
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WTF! who would buy this?
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Why would a major star do this? It's cheezy. Just for the filthy lucre? I must admit to being disppointed in DC.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:43am.
Speaking of licking men...
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Christine, somehow, you *always* get my attention.
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lol@ splinters in the snatch. I'm pretty sure they've seen that at plenty of emergency rooms across the country!
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Sensimina, who are the men you'd like?
I second the idea for a Johnny Depp pop, although I doubt he'd be down for this fuckery.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I love the word Nalgas. It is one of my faves. I try to use it at least once a day.
Chupa mis nalgas!!
Am I the only one that thinks that looks like Al Bundy?
Fuck me running......
Brits are so weird.
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I would be ok with it if it had HANDS. Where the hell are its hands?
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:50am.
bwwwaaaaaa! xoxoxoxox
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Fucka doodle-do.
They got the face right! Daniel Craig has a scary face. I'd lick that lolly pop.
Felaaaaaaaaaaaaaanji.
Sp slang for "balls" is huevos, cojones, albondigas, etc.
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Sois belle et vote.
That's an interesting word for a butt cheek.
Here's a new one. Flango.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:50am.
They'll have to put out a Val Kilmer version, or even John Goodman in the U.S. to account for the difference in food portion preference here.
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LOL!!!
Nalga= butt cheek.
I agree with M.E., this is creepy.
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They'll have to put out a Val Kilmer version, or even John Goodman in the U.S. to account for the difference in food portion preference here.
i'd rather see johnny depp on that stick. oh well...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:43am.
Speaking of licking men, wtf is a nalga??
I think it's balls, but what do I know, I have a puss.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Ewwwww.
I don't get what's so great about this guy. NOT.HOT.
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LCT, Nalgas are butt cheeks.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:40am.
I wonder how much they had to pay Daniel C. to agree to this shit.
I know. Weird career move unless he needs funds. Entertainment agents, like sports agents, have a strong temptation (commission-based income) to talk their clients into things that may be profitable but perhaps not wise.
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Sois belle et vote.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:39am.
Shaken and stirred?
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I don't think I could object to any way that he made he made it. Is it too early to be making up these fantasies?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 11:43am.
Speaking of licking men, wtf is a nalga??
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those dangly things that give sienna miller black eyes.
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Speaking of licking men, wtf is a nalga??
ShannynSossamonsicle please, ta!
i hear they have a werthers original in the shape of sean connory.
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the head should have been made out of butter.
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damn that's a sexy popsicle! LOL
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