Wonky Didn't Want All Of This In Her Face
The glorious moment where Eminem's butt face got a heaping serving of Bruno's nalgas might not have ever happened, because Em wasn't the producers first choice. A source told Life & Style that they asked Eminem to partake in the stunt, but kept him in the dark about getting up close and personal with Bruno's sweet rolls. Mark Burnett, the producer of the MTV Movie Awards, originally asked Parasite Hilton to do it, but she turned them down.
Thank the fuck Wonky didn't do it! First of all, she spends most of the day with a hot sweaty asshole in her face, so it wouldn't have been anything new. Second of all, she's already the butt of all jokes! Third of all, poor Bruno probably would've lost his sight if he put his eyeballs that close to Wonky's crab nest.
I don't care if it was staged or not, it was still Eminem's greatest moment ever. He should go ahead and retire now, because nothing will top it.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:10pm.
I love how Sasha makes fun of teh gays. Hilarious because they're so mentally fucked up and he gets it!
Too funny. I love him.
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Yeah, they're mentally fucked up. LOLOL. God it's so funny that mentally fucked up people are sooooo fucked up.
Do you think that whole mentally fucked up mindset has anything to do with generalizations like the one you just made? Or because gay people know that someone like you would rather laugh at them than be a friend?
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Dannysgrl:
Sacha isn't making fun of gays. Just like Borat, his humor is meant to be ironic. He's using humor as social commentary to point out (unfortunately) American ignorance and bigotry. "Bruno" travels throughout the United States exposing homophobia -- and I guess Eminem (being so homophobic in prior albums) was a very good person for him to make fun of -- even SBC points out in his movie that Bruno is supposed to make "heterosexual males feel uncomfortable." Shit, I'm done. Just watch the damn trailer. Or watch Da Ali G. show if you really need to seek out answers.
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Oh and in this case, Howard Stern did the same act years ago. Not only is he not funny to me, he couldn't even do something original.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:15pm.
haha.no you're not alone. I wondered how many people in the audience laughing were making snide comments about him later on.
it's kinda funny, because Em had that video where he did the Tom Green 'my bum is on your lips' schtick.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:10pm.
Gee, that's charitable. All gays are mentally fucked up? Yeah, that's lazy and pretty inaccurate.
Stereotypes like that don't go over too well here.
I think I'm the only person in the world that can't stand him. Stupid just isn't funny to me.
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There are people that think Wonky McValtrex is relevant or remotely interesting? Who wants to see her fug face on t.v.? She can't act, sing or model.
It's the kind of OTT obvious humor I just don't get into. I think he has to be gay did Isla Fisher get the memo yet? Oddly SBC's mom supposedly does not get on well with Isla. Many stories reported she was actually learning Hebrew and stuff. converting to Judaism so she could marry SBC. It's a lovely gesture to do that but I would be mighty pissed if my husband/future in laws wanted me to convert just to get married. What a headache.
This ass thing would piss me off too. Eminem stalked off to write an angry salvo no doubt..setting it to music soon. I would have just walked off the stage immediately not after the stupid stunt.
The ass in the face is reminiscent of Howard Stern's 'Fart Man' or whatever he called it. It was lame then and it is lame now
i loved ali g. i love when comedians fuck with real people in their daily life!!! and i loved the chelsea handler show- she used to do the same thing.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:10pm.
I love how Sasha makes fun of teh gays. Hilarious because they're so mentally fucked up and he gets it!
Well, that was completely offensive.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 3:06pm.
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Seriously. You can dish it out but you can't take it? I think the little bitch deserved having an ass in his face. It was hilarious!!!
P.S. Funny how his Bruno poses are exactly the same poses every MySpace gay I have seen use. I see he has done his homework all right.
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I think this guy's a scream, too, MK. It's looking like his biggest appreciation is coming from "Friends of Bruno" so to speak and all the breeders are going "Tsk! Tsk! Oh!"
Paris is scared shitless of MTV humor since the "they painted the prison bars to look like penises, and she keeps breaking her teeth" joke.
-"SBC is a jerk to publically embarass another person to promote himself and his movie. Fuck him."
Sorry to burst your bubble, but isn't this exactly what Eminem has done since his "career" started?. That's why he made himself known, for publicly humilliating other celebutards to further his "street cred" or whatever. Isn't this the very same thing he's been doing to Mariah Carey lately?. The nerve of Sasha Baron Cohen for throwing a stone back at this pussy from the pile this pussy has thrown at others for years.
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Come on people. It's all staged. But funny nonetheless. Can't wait for the movie!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:40pm.
its just sad that using over the top stereotypes is not only accepted but considered genius...just terrible
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I'm not sure who Bruno is either but he seems to be fairy nice.
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Borat was hysterical. And Ali G. is very lame in my opinion. I love SBC, I think he's pretty genius making himself into what he has. He's become a billionaire and has a lovely wife. Good for him. I'd rather see balls hanging in Paris' face, although she's probably so used to it. But I refuse to believe EM would have participated in that knowing that there would be ass and skin next to his face. If I aint fucking you, I dont want your skin close to mine, sorry.
Wow, ooooooh, sexy pics. haahahhahaahaa!
i dont know who this Bruno guy is...is he famous on the Internet or something?
A source told Life & Style that they asked Eminem to partake in the stunt, but kept him in the dark about getting up close and personal with Bruno's sweet rolls.
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I'm not sure if Eminem knew what exactly was going to happen. He really did look pissed. Eminem can come across as an asshole, but he didn't deserve to be publically embarassed, esp. since he's been on the down low for the past couple of years.
SBC is a jerk to publically embarass another person to promote himself and his movie. Fuck him.
Why did they even bother with the award show? They should have just showed Bruno in a fairy outfit landing on Eminem 69 style and that's that. The MTV Movie Awards is such a joke I'm surprised Eminem was even there. It was literally his best moment in the history of his career (which now is a one-bit joke) so he probably shouldn't even tour for his album after all this either. (SBC seriously shouldn't wear this outfit ever again...EW!)
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:13pm.
People that make money off of generalizations and stereotypes are just disgusting, bottom of the barrel ASSHOLES!!
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Em didn't mind the face full of ass. It was the silent White Castle fart that made hime po'd.
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Oh my God, that video had me in tears today. I loved it!!!
God, that was soooooooooooooo funny.
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This is an accident like 9/11 was an airline mishap.
Didn't Howard Stern do a similar stunt???
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Borat wasn't funny, Bruno won't be funny, and I doubt any movie he makes in the future will be any better.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:13pm.
Thanks for the laugh.
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Wow, that's pretty nasty.
I predict a HUGE hit for Bruno this summer.
That's the best stunt that happened for Eminem in years. Paris lost out! Bitch doesn't have a sense of humor nor sense at all.
That little stunt will be part of the DVD extras when Bruno DVD comes out.
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Sorry but I find SBC and his characters running around pretending to be real people to be a little rediculous. I just don't like it.
I can't stand SBC. If he would have landed on me, he would have gotten his balls ripped off.
His face has always creeped me the fuck out...
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 2:13pm.
People that make money
off of generalizations and stereotypes are just disgusting, bottom of the barrel ASSHOLES!!
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exactly. i don't kno why nobody isn't getting this.
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sascha is starting to merge with stiller
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He's got nice legs. I likes em skinny.
He is sooooo....shaved!
His legs remind me of Madonna's cheeks....
Nothing better than Schwetty Balls. Nope.
Wow, surprising that Eminem would have a sense of humor about himself. Considering.
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We forget he is actually a family man. Wonky would have scabbed him up.
People that make money off of generalizations and stereotypes are just disgusting, bottom of the barrel ASSHOLES!!
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