Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 5/23): The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt
My stupid ass was too busy bonging and donging last week, so I totally forgot to name Hot Slut of the Week. That's why there will be two Hot Slut of the Week posts in a row. Yes, I know I smell. Better late than never!
Birthday: ?
Age: Ageless.
Birth Name: Manny, Moe & Jack or Wendy, Chyna & Carnie
Original Date of HS of the Day: May 21, 2009
Claim to Fame: The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt phenomenen started thanks to a student named Brian Govern. One day, he decided to leave a satirical comment on Amazon about how the t-shirt attracted women. A legend was born! Today, the t-shirt has over 900 comments. 50% of which are made of pure comedy.
Where is it now? Why it's right here. Where it will always be until the end of time.
Why is it HS of the Week? Because when I stare at it, I can hear the wolves howling "Maaaaake ussssssss hooooooottt sluuuuuuuutttttttts."
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This shirt's meant to be worn with a pair of acid washed denim jeans with mustard stains.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
My husband wore the wolf shirt with his Z.Cavariccis and I instantly became pregnant. Just seeing this shirt made my ovaries flutter a little. If I get knocked up again, I will hunt you down and fart on you.
Omg the reviews on this shirt are hilarious dont wanna read them all I want to save some laughs for special occasions...
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Three Wolf t-shirt because it'll make my Zubaz pants look freakin' awesome!
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MK you didn't forget I totally remember this hilarious shirt. Your mind has not been affected that much from bonging and donging...lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 8:22am.
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My former BIL has the blanket...and hanging on his wall no less.
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We all bring something to the table.
I wanna get the "Wolf Flag" design airbrushed on the hood of my vehicle.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Sad thing is, I saw a soccer mom with a KH8 hair cut, and a white outline vinyl decal of the "3 wolves" on her moo mobile. I wished I had my cell phone so I could have gotten a picture. Is this a sign that the end is near?
*If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.*
-=Lenny Bruce=-
That review on amazon of this shirt was just brilliant. -->still lmao!!!
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I bought one of these shirts last week ( for $5.97 Canadian) at Giant Tiger.
It must be The Deluxe Model, cause it has 4 howling wolves and moon on it!!
Also sold there was a portable canvas lawn chairs with the wolf print on them!
Any one want a shirt..let me know..!
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Not a bad T-shirt...but Hot Slut?
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You see lots of these at sarah palin rallies.
I wonder if it glows in the dark?
what they should do is sell this shir t at the Ed Hardy stores. it is about the same level of imagination. Maybe I can find one at the Flying J truckstop and throw in one of those lolipops that have the big bug in the middle of them.
Another funny bunch of reviews on Amazon are for Tuscan Whole Milk.
I ordered this for my husband's birthday :). It arrived with a sticker on it that says "Feel The Power".
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Submitted by Coffee on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 4:39pm.
I hope this T-shirt will encourage those who own it to spend more time in the wilderness, where they can be eaten alive by wolves.
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I dont know why this made me laugh so hard....but it effing did!
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Submitted by Coffee on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 4:39pm.
I hope this T-shirt will encourage those who own it to spend more time in the wilderness, where they can be eaten alive by wolves.
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ahaahahaha!
There are lots of howling wolf t-shits. but this is the first one with THREE wolves AND the moon.
haha
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This story was in my city paper last week. Funnily enough, ny boyfriend just came back from Europe where he bought this exact same shirt AS A JOKE for his daughter's boyfriend. We're all a little dumbfouded that his joke shirt is now being discussed everywhere.
I hope this T-shirt will encourage those who own it to spend more time in the wilderness, where they can be eaten alive by wolves.
freebird,
You tear the sleeves off yourself! Honestly.
I've never had the honor of seeing this shirt face to face, BUT, I've both been to state fairs and seen Rush in concert so I suspect I've been unknowingly surrounded by hundreds. Sexy.
Do they have this in a sleeveless? Maybe in undertit size?
I have seen lots of middle aged folks wearing this shirt through the years.
My coworker's dorky son would totally wear this shirt.
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I was under the impression that this had been a best selling t-shirt at East Meets West in the mall for some time now too, lol.
isn't this a velvet wall hanging sold on street corners through out the midwest?
You guys are never going to believe this, but I go to law school with Brian Govern. This whole thing is especially hilarious because you wouldn't think he's the kind of person to write a review like that. He was trying to find a book for class a few months ago when Amazon.com recommended this shirt for him.
We also both intern together (I'm not going to say the name of the place because it's a governmental agency and I don't want to blow up his spot), and even though he got interviewed by the New York Times and ABC News, I told him I wasn't impressed until he made it to Dlisted.
Oh YES! I was so hoping for this. My day is now fulfilled. Thank you, MK.
***Bad things happen to people who kill their family with a hammer.***
Twilight merchandise sucks my butt.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Wendy, Chyna & Carnie! LOVE IT.
Hoooold on for more day....aaawwwoooo!!!!
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There's the door, spaceman.
The comments on the site are pretty funny. I'm mostly impressed with the amount of teamwork involved to make every comment similarly ridiculous. My fave:
"When I am out beating up the homosexuals and the blacks with my friends I usually get stern looks from the community. With this flawless shirt I stand out from the pack of neo nazi hate mongers and make a statement that says "hey, I am going to beat you for being different, but, I will do it with style" ..."
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
wow, people are suckers.
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What many people don't know is that the artist who made this t-shirt art is also responsible for Brooke Hogan's new album art.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32222
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i saw a car windsheild sunscreen thing with two howling wolves inside dreamcatchers!! i instantly thought of this hot slut. i will try to get a picture.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hasn't this been around forever? I think I owned a poster of it growing up...
That is a sweet sweet shirt. I am picturing a man with no undies and no manscaping wearing it. That's good stuff.
I have a bad feeling about this...
MK!! did you know you single-handedly made the howling wolves t-shirt a headline item on MSN? It's true!
Ahahaaa! perfect choice
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