Monday, June 1st 2009
Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 5/30): Kate Gosselin's Hair
Birthday: We'll know when, because all of the possums and beavers in the world will gather together to celebrate.
Age: ?
Birth Name: Fluffy or Spot
Original Date of HS of the Day: May 24, 2009
Claim to Fame: I don't even remember Kate Gosselin before her signature roadkill coif. It's like she was born again when that mammal laid on her head. It gave her a second life!
Where is it now? Chilling on Kate's head and nibbling on a snack mix made of Jon's pubic hair, Aunt Jodi's chewed off toe nails and leftover placenta.
Why is it HS of the Week? Because it is changing the world of fugly!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 8:19am.
I need someone to please give Adam the Kate, even tho he's already basically got it!!!!! Help Me please slut bags!
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There ya go Snowy! Enjoy.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/3588517663/
Off to bed, have a good day ya'll!
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98. BLIND GOSSIP 06/01
This reality girl thinks very highly of herself and her appearance. She honestly believes that other women look at her, envy everything about her, and want to be like her. She talks a lot about her vision of other women going to their salon and demanding her hairstyle by name, like a "Dorothy Hamil" or a "Farrah" or a "Rachel", along with products to support that style. However, while there are many companies who are ready to profit from her high-profile lifestyle, she is really, really annoyed that there is not a single beauty or consumer goods company who wants to name a product line after her. Perhaps they are steering clear because there are at least a half dozen other things to which she should be attending right now - like her crumbling personal life.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I thought this was pretty much the opposite of a hot slut: an un-hot hag. (I think I need more coffee to help me think of better adjectives.)
I need someone to please give Adam the Kate, even tho he's already basically got it!!!!! Help Me please slut bags!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
YESTADAY I SEEN a girl my age with the Kate cut! DARE I SAY IT WAS WORSE! She was spotted outside of Target/Petco area of a local strip mall, hurriedly entering her friend's car. She was brunette, and...god, how can I even describe it? There was less long hair than Kate's in the front and it was tapered off in length and layered. Then the whole rest of the hair was buzzed. I think there were something like deformed bangs in the front. But this bitch thought she was fucking THE STYLE, walking around in her fucking hipster clothes...she definitely paid money for the haircut.
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Holy fucking cunt in a handbasket. The avi's up in here are totally WIN. lol
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by BEAT on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 1:35am.
A handjob and a frapp to anyone who Gosslenizes my avie!
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Warm up the hand lotion BEAT!
Behold cunty Bea:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/3587760093/
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
A handjob and a frapp to anyone who Gosslenizes my avie!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
"Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:52pm.
done. :D Click the pic link in sig."
YAY! I am in your debt.
I'm serious about that kool-aid!
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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 6:46pm.
Has anyone actually spotted one of these in the wild? I have not (DC region). I think someone said they're popular in Nova Scotia???? Where else do these haircuts occur?
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I spotted a woman with that hairstyle at a grocer's in Texas. I was shocked to see that it existed outside of Dlisted. Twas like seeing a unicorn!
(To whoever asked on the previous page, my av is Marla from Fight Club. I thought she could use a trendier look... lol)
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:34pm.
Is that hitler with a gossie or a flying wallenda?
Hitler with a Gossie! Fuck, now THAT is an avie I want to see!
Kate has officially replaced Phoebe Price as MK's obsession. This is, what, 37 posts and a Caption This, inside of a week?
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Submitted by Eliza DoucheCooch on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:43pm.
kinda sorta party-in-the-front-business-in-the-rear; the anti-mullet...
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So what's the anti-mullet anthem? My party hole is not my farty hole? I can see that bitch gives good head (if you don't mind being castrated), but she ain't about the anal...Bitch could cut a rougue dick up in there just like she cut a turd on the terlit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
kinda sorta party-in-the-front-business-in-the-rear; the anti-mullet...
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The girl danced for you Simon. Now give her a critique!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:34pm.
Is that hitler with a gossie or a flying wallenda?
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It's Sensimina's Freddy!
I must say - I'm jealous of your dye job. How DO you get those golden tones so golden???
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:34pm.
Is that hitler with a gossie or a flying wallenda?
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Thanks, Momus! angel_i likes you too:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:29pm.
Momus likes you.
*ducking flying gosselin hair*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:24pm.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Touche`....You know what I think happened with 'she's a tiger'? The link didn't originally work, so I assumed it was a joke, then there were all of these avies...I figured I missed the joke that was some post...Yeah, I didn't see it 'til the other day...but I gotta say I LOOK MAHVELOUS! *patting tiger cuntadoo hair*....
Anywho, I have to go back to the cuntadoo video cuz my CUNT of a 'puter wouldn't let me watch the whole thing...Despite that, I have yet to see a single DLister or celeb who doesn't look better with the Cuntadoo!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Maybe we better not share Gozzies, we might be seen as um clicky cunts.
Edited for grammar.
Oh yeah - and Congrats, Momus:)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:20pm.
Momus has been published in urbandictionary.com
I just got this e-mail:
Thanks for your definition of cungly!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cungly
Urban Dictionary
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That's it. Everybody on the internet hates me. I never got that email...and it took MONTHS for them to publish me! Bah! I hate this stoopit internet!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:20pm.
LOLOLOL did that give you a tingle in your cungly region?
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You betcha! I was inspired the Kate's hair.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Does someone want Obama?
LOL! Anne of Green Gables? Sursly?! LOL!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:20pm.
LOLOLOL did that give you a tingle in your cungly region?
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:14pm.
EVEERYBODY looks better with a cuntadoo...
Cuntado' list..
Michelle Obama
Angie Jo
Hillary Clinton
Brad Pitt
President Obama
Prince Charles
Paris Hilton
Blohan
Tom Sizemore (we were going in that direction)
Carrot Top
Danny Bonneduce (we were going in that direction)
Susan Boyle
Prince Hot Ginge
That dude from A Flock of Seagulls
Boy George...
I'm exhausted...
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YOU'RE exhausted? sheesh!!!
what? did you steal a whip from your handler and now you have the burning desire to crack it?
anyway, we've done most of them and you'd know that IF YOU EVER LEARNED HOW TO CLICK ON A LINK YOU LAZY WHORE. (we're still stunned that you only just saw she's a tiger)
I personally don't feel I can ever top this one of Sandbitch and My2C sitting on a couch awaiting their pot delivery.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Pete Swinehouse.
Momus has been published in urbandictionary.com
I just got this e-mail:
Thanks for your definition of cungly!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cungly
Urban Dictionary
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cungly
adj. cunty and ugly.
Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@Sandbitch!
Ack!
Just when I thought Amy couldn't look any worse! WTF is that?!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:13pm.
hahhaha i thought cunt was looking extra ugly!
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:13pm.
I must say Momus, you do look grand.
Would you believe I was fixin to give Katie Gozz a Winehouse makeover, and in error, I dun pasted Pete Wentzez face instead.
Ugly love chile.
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We likes it. Wino without makeup does look like Weenie without makeup.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:55pm.
Hey, photoshop the Gosselin 'do onto someone who's wearing the three wolves tee!
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sometimes it's redundant ;)
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EVEERYBODY looks better with a cuntadoo...
Cuntado' list..
Michelle Obama
Angie Jo
Hillary Clinton
Brad Pitt
President Obama
Prince Charles
Paris Hilton
Blohan
Tom Sizemore (we were going in that direction)
Carrot Top
Danny Bonneduce (we were going in that direction)
Susan Boyle
Prince Hot Ginge
That dude from A Flock of Seagulls
Boy George...
I'm exhausted...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I must say Momus, you do look grand.
Would you believe I was fixin to give Katie Gozz a Winehouse makeover, and in error, I dun pasted Pete Wentzez face instead.
Ugly love chile.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:55pm.
Hey, photoshop the Gosselin 'do onto someone who's wearing the three wolves tee!
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sometimes it's redundant ;)
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:14pm.
Would someone give Gosselin Hair to my avatar? :)
===When will this madness stop!
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It will never end. Each strand of Gosselin hair is a triffid-like creature that drills itself into the skull and sucks out all intelligence and dignity leaving only greed and arrogance.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:14pm.
Would someone give Gosselin Hair to my avatar? :)
===When will this madness stop!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:14pm.
Would someone give Gosselin Hair to my avatar? :)
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done. :D Click the pic link in sig.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
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I don't know, after seeing some of Haiti's hairstyles, this doesn't look too bad!
Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 8:28pm.
I've never even seen this dumb whore's tv show, so is it still ok to call her an ugly cunt, and to hate her guts?
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Sure. Kate is most definintely cungly.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I've never even seen this dumb whore's tv show, so is it still ok to call her an ugly cunt, and to hate her guts? I heard there's a new law before congress which will make it legal to walk up to women with this....disgusting dead thing....on top of their heads, and just punch them in the face, without fear of legal action. Anyone know how far along that law is....?
OMG - if you want a good laugh, click and scroll down to see Barack Obama with Kate Gosselin's haircut:
http://www.inquisitr.com/24997/what-would-you-look-like-with-kate-gossel...
I did Freddy today after work, achally...for Sensimina, but I think she's gone now:(
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:51pm.
Dlister TITS did a great job with my Gooselin makeover. I now feel Massengil fresh.
Excellent choice for HS of the Week!
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I'm totally jealous that your gosselination is the best.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 5:25pm.
I haven't enjoyed a rant this much since Kaisererin used to rip into Shitney. BRAVO!!!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Hey, photoshop the Gosselin 'do onto someone who's wearing the three wolves tee!
Dlister TITS did a great job with my Gooselin makeover. I now feel Massengil fresh.
Excellent choice for HS of the Week!
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