Monday, June 1st 2009
"Don't Say I Have Crazy Eyes!!!!"
The jewel of The Real Housewives of NYC, Ramona Singer, was out eating dinner in Brooklyn the other night with her husband. I'm giving you dumb jokes! We all know Ramona does not EAT IN BROOKLYN! No, Ramona was airing out her crooked coke nose and meth mouth in the Hamptons. Seriously, I've never noticed that Ramona has the mouth of an elderly field mouse who hasn't had a drip of water for weeks. I bet she could eat the fuck out of a piece of soft cheese!
That being said, Ramona still looks gorgeous no matter what. Ka-dooz to her!
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She's on her way home from the social register! I guess she found out where it is.
Commenting on her crazy eyes is soOoOo declasse (pronounced day-class-ay in Ramonaese.)
I saw Ramona selling these earrings on HSN last night!
Poor Ramona, this is clearly something she can't control. Even when her eyes are wigging out, she still holds a pretty coherent conversation. I seriously thought she might have been having an anxiety attack!!
I always really liked Luann if for nothing else than her style sense but, she was a bit cruel to Ramona and HELL YES her husband looks like a freakin' pepaw!! Not only that, he looks like creepy weird castle dwelling pepaw, with his freaky hair and all. He was never at home and seems to have ended the relationship by email if memory serves?
Now the New Jersey Housewives are seriously twisting my world, some crazy connected bitches!! “I think she wants to cut me up and wear me like last year’s Versace” = Dina!! OMG!! Love it!! I think this is my fav city so far!!
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I just thought the philtrum, booger gutter thing was called a cupid's bow.
A fancy, $5 word-knowing elite should know that it is spelled "philtrum."
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Her upper lip looks like she grows a thick dark mustache that she shaves off. Can't a hooker afford laser hair removal?
I thought this was White Oprah for a second...
Submitted by kacky on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:53pm.
Well, at least she didn't have her lips plumped. Ka-dooz for that!
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Question: One thing I have always wondered; and it's just because I love to categorize people. Is Ramona Jewish? Because I thought she was. But then she wears those crosses all the time and I know Jewish people do NOT wear them, and don't ever convert to Catholicism.
Her husband is a TOTAL cheater.
Submitted by Mrs. F. : "The one thing I really like about Luann is that she always wears really beautiful clothes that are COMPLETELY age appropriate."
Agree 100%. Many things I don't like about LuAnn, but that's one. Another is her talent for the backhanded compliment.
I thought that was White Oprah & Sugardaddy, skip ur ass off to Sugarbaby.com & get the FUCK off this board! fucking trolls!
First of all this ho needs to get tan -fake or otherwise and then she needs to do something about her hair color-she doesnt have the skin tone of a blond- and yeah-I think I saw that top at TJ Max.........
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She probably did get dressed at TJ MAXX. She buys irregulars and returns then sells them to stores. Never noticed her feet before I read some of the posts-why have red nails that draw attention to shriveled, deformed toes on size 9 feet packed into size 8 shoes?
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No idea how old she is (45+ ?) but that's how a mouth looks like.
Collagen and fat levels drop in the face skin with age and most lips become 'deflated'.
So I don't think there's anything wrong with how her mouth looks like. At least she didn't have them pumped up with restylane to looks like the rest. :)
Oh geesh....Ramona hocks beauty creams which she bragged ,in the past season of RHWoNYC, as having tested on herself!
And, she sells her ear bling on HSN.....ugh.
What a freak. Who is this hag and what does she do?
Where did all the Oly go?
Nice earrings from Sears. *raising little sock monkey eyebrow* Hmmmm...Valentine gift?
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Well, at least she didn't have her lips plumped. Ka-dooz for that!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Everybody keeps mentioning White Oprah, but she reminds me more of a tweaked out, blonde Kathie Lee Gifford.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 10:04pm.
Tiger, she has spoken about her childhood and eluded to horrible parents who were not there for her. Perhaps she was an fas baby. The enormous ammount of botox and restylane could have erased all normal human traits as well.
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but does everyone have a snot ditch??? I mean, I din't notice 'til Provie brought it up? Is ya or is ya not sposesta have a snot ditch????
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Tiger, she has spoken about her childhood and eluded to horrible parents who were not there for her. Perhaps she was an fas baby. The enormous ammount of botox and restylane could have erased all normal human traits as well.
her and him? no way, how? she dyed that shirt. :>
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So Ummmm is the new thing now for feet...2 sizes smaller now? LOL on the "as the mouth of an elderly field mouse who hasn't had a drip of water for weeks" ooooooooooh lol
Coma Caca!!
Did she get that outfit from TJ Maxx or Ross or whatever company she works for?
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But in all seriousness, why don't this whore have a booger gutter/ snot ditch? I mean, you sposta have one, right?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What in the name of all that's holy is up with her feet?? Yuck!
I can't decide whose eyes are crazier, hers or Vicki's (OC Housewives) good thing they can't mate!
Social x-ray.
Crazy-eyes's husband Mario checks out other pieces of ass right in front of her. She never even notices with those crazy eyes of hers.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 5:40pm.
No booger gutter between the nose and mouth?? Ramona has fetal alcohol syndrome, HAHAHAHAHAHHA. P.s. i hate the name ramona
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*in best Slingblade voice*...Some people call it a booger gutter, I call it a snot ditch...
I reckon I'll have some of them french fried potaters....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:25pm.
I watched the h.o.n.y. lost scenes last night. Didn't you just love it when she was saying that she doesn't want people to just think of her as pretty and sexy? She wants everyone to know that she has a head for business-her words not mine.
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She said that? Eww! How delusional! Don't worry no one thinks of you as pretty OR sexy!
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I watched the h.o.n.y. lost scenes last night. Didn't you just love it when she was saying that she doesn't want people to just think of her as pretty and sexy? She wants everyone to know that she has a head for business-her words not mine. I think she means that she gives head for business but her beauty dazzled me and it was difficult to hear over the angels singing.
Uggh! She needs to cover those fugly toes up. They look like arthritic fingers.
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Submitted by KG on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 6:34pm.
Her mouth looks like there should be a mustache above it.
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Haha! yes it does.
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The booger gutter is known by the name filtrum by fancy, $5 word knowing elites.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 6:00pm.
Provolone on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 5:40pm.
No booger gutter between the nose and mouth?? Ramona has fetal alcohol syndrome, HAHAHAHAHAHHA. P.s. i hate the name ramona
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There is an old Hebrew story that while in the womb, an angel tells you everything you need to know for your walk on Earth. Then, when the angel is finished she/he touches or kisses you between your nose and lips forming that dent. I can't remember if it is a kiss or a touch. Anyways during the birth process you forget most of what the angel tells you. (I'm not sure about the rest of this story, so if anyone knows what I'm talking about, please chime in.)
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Jessica, you forgot to add Sheree from Atlanta to your swine-flu wish list.
I saw the pic and thought this was gonna be another tale of White Oprah, I think these two ho's were seperated at birth.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 5:59pm.
I thought the pic was of Dina Lohan and we were in for another round of celeb-parenting Lohan-style.
I know! Same dyed hair, sun-damaged skin, freckles, thick, smokey accents...
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Sois belle et vote.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 6:00pm.
Provolone on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 5:40pm.
No booger gutter between the nose and mouth?? Ramona has fetal alcohol syndrome, HAHAHAHAHAHHA. P.s. i hate the name ramona
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There is an old Hebrew story that while in the womb, an angel tells you everything you need to know for your walk on Earth. Then, when the angel is finished she/he touches or kisses you between your nose and lips forming that dent. I can't remember if it is a kiss or a touch. Anyways during the birth process you forget most of what the angel tells you. (I'm not sure about the rest of this story, so if anyone knows what I'm talking about, please chime in.)
Anyways I noticed she did not have that dent and saw you already posted about it. Beat me to it.
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Booger gutter? Ahahahaa...wow what is that part of the body called (for real, I mean) And I guess everyone doesn't have one?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 5:46pm.
What kind of GD outfit is this????
That top is hideous!!! Why do whores who are obviously over 40 think they can get away with shit like this that would even look cheap and tacky on a teenaged model???? WHY????? YOU CAN'T PULL IT OFF!!! YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!
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The one thing I really like about Luann is that she always wears really beautiful clothes that are COMPLETELY age appropriate.
(In my best Jill Zarin accent) Ramoner & MaryO ah SO obNAXious! seriously though, Ramona & Kelly, Danielle from NJ, and the devil aka Vicki from oc all need to take a long vacation in Tijuana, catch swine flu and never be seen or heard from again, they all blow. can't STAND them!
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Wow - everyone's getting their 'do' on! But Little Bo Peep lost her Sheeps - I think they're hiding from the makeover!
ONT: Yeah - I knew she was funny looking from the first time I saw her.
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She looks like White Oprah! I thought I was looking at Dina Lohan there for a minute.
Johnny Depp!!!OMG, you guys, you have to go to Socialite's Life. They have Johnny Depp hotness!!! He's on the cover of the next Vanity Fair. *runs off to change underwear*
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Her mouth looks like there should be a mustache above it.