Tuesday, June 2nd 2009

I'm Sure The Four Horsemen Will Also Be Joining Them

Lady CaCa says she wants to turn her suffocated pussay into a cherry picker and go a'pluckin' in Jonas Land. During an interview with the Daily Star (via Press Association), the performance fartist said, "I love the Jonas Brothers, they're very talented, I met them once, I'd like to have a foursome with them."

Herm. I'm pretty sure that the moment one of the Jonas Brothers stuck their purity poles into Lady CaCa's chocharonie would be God's cue to hit the button. The world has suffered enough.

Although, maybe a Jonas/CaCa fuck party wouldn't be such a bad thing. I mean, those three little twinkies would limp out of there with their Disney-owned nutsacks in one hand and their decapitated wangs in the other. No pro-creating for them! We all win.

But seriously, you know the Jonas Twinks have had more panty action than Lady CaCa. Purity schmurity.

Posted by: Michael K


Muffy_Simba's picture

A lot girls would love to do that, too! What?! It's the truth. *hehe*

Khensu Hetep's picture

Blah blah blah blah...

She only said it for the titillation, as though her skanky music videos and outfits don't already get the message across to anyone.

I'm sick of girls doing this.

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kacky's picture

Oh will you just put your pants on. Ya didn't invent it.

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moosh's picture

that girl is such a poser!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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moomarse's picture

I'm glad to see Lady CaCa finally realizes her real standing in this world... a big fat ZERO!

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gucci's picture

this girl has a big butt. love her honesty though.

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sparkys nemesis's picture

FUG!

madam ex's picture

I totally want to rip my freakin eyes out seeing her, and now with that stupid fucking gesture she's making with her hand/eye. I hope she's doing that and doesn't notice a Mack truck coming.

I'm sure when those little girls heard that Lady Caca wanted to rape them the huddled in the corner with an old bible and started to prey for their virgin souls. Too bad they didn't know that Disney is already raping their souls and selling sex to little girls.

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pandasoup's picture

she gives the best fucking interviews, how do you even respond to something like that..

I have a feeling Nick's response was that he's not into guys, Joe obviously prefers an eyebrow twin & Kevin was just scared.

Reeter's picture

I bet this news made the Jonas boys shudder!

mike's picture

I think the correct term for three guys and a girl is a gang-bang, not a foursome.

lady kaka stinks. i highly doubt that the jonas bros are virgins. one of them dated miley cyrus, nuff said. doubt that miley is a virgin either.

bitchette's picture

bitch please, could you be more desperate?
i don't think so, you hit the bottom with this one.

and- how do you have a foursome with brothers?? ick. i guess she's got three holes..... gross. FAIL lady caca. we still don't care and you are making yourself look worse.

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madam s.'s picture

Purity Poles! Ahhahahaa!

My suspicion with this talentless hack, is that she paid big bucks to Perez Hilton for constant coverage in his "gossip" to gain her fame. I think she took a Tila Tequila route, but instead of MySpace used the Perez angle. I mean, everything about her is so poorly executed.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Lady Gaga will do anything for some press. this is nothing new. This is nothing fresh. She is recycled pop ignunce, but somehow I cannot hate on this ho.

Just don't take her seriously because it's all smoke and mirrors. And with her unfortunate mug, she needs all the smoke she can get.

Let this ho have her day(s)!

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CassieStar's picture

She's desperately trying Madonna's old shock the masses methods. Unfortunately for her, we're so used to group fucking and public displays of herpes transmission that it's not generating any response or interest.

Try farm animals Gaga!

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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:04am.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:00am.

And someone correct me if I'm wrong about this, but... Isn't announcing that you want a foursome actually a turn-off?
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I think HAVING a foursome would be a turn-off...it's just too contrived.
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Not to mention having one with siblings! Yucko.

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No one else has to ruin this sad clown's "career". She is doing it herself.

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Sensimina's picture

She looks like she took a CACA between her legs - bitch should have worked on her tuck game a little harder before trying to wear cloth diapers as a fashion statement.

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gia's picture

Yet again she has to open her ugly, smelly mouth & in an attempt to shock, she just annoys everyone & further humiliates herself. Ass.

Stoney's picture

I remember when it was not cool to say such insanely whorey things like I want to get passed around by three dudes at the same time. *sigh*

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Meeshie's picture

The only foursome Janice from "The Muppets" will ever have is with Fozzie, Dr. Teeth and Kermit. Ugly bitch.

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dreadpiratecuervo's picture

EvilShoe,

I got sucked in by Phineas & Ferb & now I actually sometimes watch Disney when the kids aren't there. I agree that Wizard girl is gonna get caught naked on the interwebs, right after she publicly states how much purer she is than Miley.

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Raul Duke's picture

I pretty sure there a laws in most states prohibiting this kind of fuckery, if not there should be!

Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:00am.

I watch Disney too *hangs head in shame* but not these three, I watch Hannah Hag with my seven year old, and that is crossing the line enough. The next Disney whore will be that girl from The Wizards of Waverly Place, mark my words...

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Sensimina's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:00am.

And someone correct me if I'm wrong about this, but... Isn't announcing that you want a foursome actually a turn-off?
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I think HAVING a foursome would be a turn-off...it's just too contrived.

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ethang's picture

She's so shocking and avant garde! Put a lid on this bitch, please.

Hekki's picture

And someone correct me if I'm wrong about this, but... Isn't announcing that you want a foursome actually a turn-off? It's my understanding that a guy wants to CONVINCE you to do it. If you're too into it, they think you're a hooer.

But then again, I'm from another generation.

dreadpiratecuervo's picture

My boyfriend has 2 young kids so I watch alot of Disney channel & secretly looooove the Jonas Brothers & their springy little fro's, but the Ick-Nast factor on group incest takes a special kind of pervert. That's just fucking gross.

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KD's picture

I just want to sit on their laps and pet their eyebrows. I bet they are so soft and silky. I will name them all, too.

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Submitted by Secret Original on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 8:54am.

You don't think her stating she wants a foursome with the JONAS BROTHERS as kind of skeevy?

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

ZOMG LADY GAGA IS LIKE SO FIERCE!

Please, CaCa, the fangirls will all now be stabbing their downloaded pics of you and using them for knife throwing practice.
The Jonas Brothers are heaven sent, pure and untainted.
GOD BLESS THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!

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It'd be great if the Jonas Bros grew some balls and immediately announced, "With all due respect to Lady GaGa, we're not interested, collectively or singularly."

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Secret Original's picture

I don't get the hate for her. I don't give a shit about her music, but I don't think she's a straight-up attention whore. She's a parody of an attention whore. And okay, since she gets attention that may amount to the same thing, but I think she has wit and some talent, and that at least sets her apart from most of her whoring peers.

loozer's picture

Aren't the Jonas boys like a Ken or GI Joe doll without their pants on??
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Green Is Good's picture

ENOUGH with the cameltoe already, Gaga!

I'll Fedex her a case of Cuchinis, but cover that shit up.

Stock Broker's picture

How the hell can she have a 4-some with androids?

Guess she's into mechanical sex.

Oh, and she needs to STFU already. Her 15 minutes were up 16 minutes ago.

dandifiedviolence's picture

Ugh, she is just foul.
It's really quite sad how she tries so desperately to be edgy and, ahem, 'sexy'.
Just shoot her already.

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ricki lake's picture

Yeah, you do not say "I want to have a foursome with the Jonas Brothers" to the media unless you are a huge, attention-starved famewhore. Meh. It's getting old, Lady Gaga. I'll look forward to seeing you not around this time next year.

Sensimina's picture

The Jonas Brothers have the same over the top style that NKOTB did in the 90s, except instead of shredded acid washed jeans, oversized smiley t-shirts, and BK Lights w/velcro straps, it's this shit. Cowl necks and vests? WTF?

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FireCat's picture

Sorry hon- the only foursome you have any chance of having with them would involve golf clubs and a little battery operated cart.
Hell, Skarsgard got paid to kiss you in your video, and I've seen more enthusiastic mouthing on Fear Factor during the hissing cockroach eating challenge.

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KaosAndMe's picture

Ohhh..she is so scandalous!!
I doubt if the Jonas Brothers would like to lose their virginity to a SheMale.

snowpiece's picture

look at the Jonas's jackets?!?!?! hahahahaa
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parkerj's picture

the woman has no shame LOL. She wants a foursome with the Jonas Brothers? I hope she was being sarcastic. Those guys are nasty.

Coffee's picture

I was going to download the new Jonas Brothers. I was just waiting for GaGa's input.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Someone just shoot the tired old hag please!

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