Twit & Twat Are Out Of The Jungle.... Maybe....
Because I have no self-respect, I spent 2 hours of my life watching the premiere of I'm A Famewhore.... Give Me Relevance last night. I really should've spent that time splashing my face with expelled douche water, because that's what it felt like. It was Spencer Twatt trying to out-douche himself over and over again. Meanwhile, Horsey Montag killed the jungle animals with her crying face of death. When she wasn't doing that, she was spraying her polyester mane with some kind of dry shampoo I guess she's trying to hawk. It probably smells like dehydrated butt nuggets, hot period juice and burnt fleshbeard.
And what about that prayer with Patti Blagojevich?! If you felt a rumbling down below, that was Satan laughing at that mess.
But the biggest asshole quote was when Spencer said that if they quit, their charities wouldn't suffer that much, because they chose the biggest ones. The sad part is that their shitnanigans proved to be the most entertaining part of the show. I really hate myself for falling for their fakery like that. But there's good news! I might be able to look at myself in the mirror again, because TMZ says Twit and Twat have quit the show for real this time after all their threats!
A source says that following the live part of the show last night, the two dumb boxes of pube hair walked the hell out. Apparently, they didn't come back. Unfortunately, that means they are coming to the States alive. Well, unless the producers care about humanity and blend them down into one of Sanjay's "protein shakes." They are both the color of yellow sperm, so Sanjaya wouldn't even know the difference.
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why am I not surprised that twat is a mouth breather
Aside from the gaping maw, is he sleeping with one eye open?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
These two incredibly selfish assholes need to pony up big time to the charities they chose!
I was wishing the plane would crash on the way home.
aHAHAHAHAHH!!1! @ this picture!
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watched twit & twat last nite. i liked the part where spencer said 'thats the first time you ever cried on camera...without faking it'. thought it was kind of a freudian slip
O and Heidi looks prettier w/o makeup!! THERE I SAID IT
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Someone please kill them. PLEASE?
And Parisite too, thankyouverymuch.
what letter comes after z listed because these losers are are waaaaay below that?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
@snowpiece hahahaha I agree. It's like NBC has no consideration for our eyes.
hotslut: ITA, Janice in high def is wayyyyy more than I ever needed to see in this lifetime!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I agree Snowpiece but you know how she turns on people easily, I was hoping for that. I know she could take Spencer. Her high contrast, high definition face was scaring me.
hotslutoftheday I lost my final drop of liking Janice last night, she's def. "in bed" with Speidi
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I am familiar with the antics of Heidi and Spencer but seeing them away from the Hills was a new experience and let me tell you, something about Spencer genuinely gave me the creeps. He's scary man... sociopath scary. He'd get weird looks in his eyes, ones that would rival his best acting on the Hills. I can see right through his whole fake love with Heidi (his meal-ticket wife) because they would not be relevant to pop culture without each other BUT I could actually see while watching last night that he is actually crazy and it isn't just his famewhoreness and greed... He's actually mentally unstable and I see bad things in his future....fucking creepy. And was anyone else disappointed with Janice's demeanor last night? It was quite subdued and boring. I wanted her to go off like she does on Finland's ANTM
My favorite quote on that shit was " He's a recent born-again Christain." His wife explaining why he was flipping out, he needs to be on some type of medication. She need to watch out, her ass might be next. I never watched their show, this was my virgin experience of twit and twat, must say they were funny. He was such an asshole, I would have picked that can up and whupped his ass with it.
never watched the hills so i dont know much about HM and SP but watched i'm a celebrity, get me outta here, and they were hilarious!!
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Yeah, I watched the show and sat and wept. Can Spencer please die? It's not enough that they are made fun of. They really need to be forgotten. They are beyond offensive. Can't wait to watch tonight... but 2 hours 4 times a week.. with all those freaking commercials... too much.
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Note to Hollywood: '
These two should be blacklisted. They make Paris Hilton look like an earth mother and rocket scientist.
If you put them on any show that doesn't involve them being caned, I will not watch.
I will not buy any product they are paid to endorse.
By far the best part was Spencer complaining on the phone to the producers and saying that being with those other people was DE-VALUING his celebrity because they weren't famous enough. FUCKING HYSTERICAL!
That was great! Most people don't even know who the hell these morons are and he's complaining that he's too popular for the show!
hahahah!
I have never really seen Heidi and Spencer until last night.
They are both complete idiots. Spencer was all in that other ladies face like he was going to punch her over some stupid dry shampoo of Heidi's. Then Heidi says Spencer is "still new to being a Christian and hasn't learned all the ways of God.'
Give me a break. He's a douche.
In the days to come I foresee us showing them our disdain by featuring photos and stories about them over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
I never follow reality shows or this spencer and heidi persons, but I've been reading your comments anyway.
Are we for sure certain that these two do not share DNA? I mean their chins and noses are identical. Even their (closed) eyes, and eyebrow shape look the same. Plus they have the same skin coloring.
And the clincher is, it sure looks like they have moles in the same spots on their right cheeks (left side in the pic), but it's hard to tell with Spence's hairy face. Sibs and parent/child have moles in the same spots all the time. My biological DS and I have the same mole near our right eye and another on the left thigh. DNA, people...
Add in all their weird weddings and proclamations of "we're married" and I swear they must have been "discovered" in the backwoods of alabama and brought to hollywood for some kind of elaborate Punk'd on us.
that picture would've been sooooo much better had a large bug begun to crawl into his mouth...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Those crappy "Attic" books are back again I see kids reading them in the clinic where I work.
why would anyone care about these two dumb bitches?????
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:47pm.
FLowers in the Attic... oh no! I remember those creepy paperback covers they had the kids' eyes peering out of the attic window.. haha. Oh lord. Those were passed around in junior high all the cool kids were reading that. Escandalo!
If only people would stop keeping them in the spotlight, maybe they would go away.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Spencer has wife beater written all over him and Heidi seems like the complete idiot mess that would put up with it because "it's the woman's role"
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:55pm.
People always think we're siblings :D Great fun scaring them!
Sounds like a V.C. Andrews novel :)
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*needs to read V.C. Andrews books to get inspiration*
We also wear similar black-framed specs (we had them already when we met a few years back). Hilarious hobby!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:55pm.
People always think we're siblings :D Great fun scaring them!
Sounds like a V.C. Andrews novel :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I hate these self serving fuckers and hope KARMA hits them hard and they need psychological help when NOBODY gives a shit about them.
I have some news.
Actually, Father Superior and me really look like those two, I have to admit. OK, I don't have a horse face, but we are both (natural, not dyed) light blonde and he always runs around with stubbles.
People always think we're siblings :D Great fun scaring them!
Was that girl ever attractive? I have never seen her in anything other then posing with him and he looks like crap. Sleeping there they actually look like brother and sister. Like "Toys in the attic" time. Are we sure one wasn't adopted out and there isn't some dark hidden secret here?
Heidi used to be so cute in her Laguna Beach days, now she looks like shes aged 20 years.....
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it's only clips I think
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:13pm.
Then, I'd like to build a campfire and dance around with his head on a stick while Clarisse, M.E., DevilGirl, EEG,Christina Hoff and the rest of the lovely DListed ladies are giving HorseyFace Montag a beatdown.
That should win us a chicken dinner.
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yes! hear, hear! right on and hahahaa!
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No! I missed that crap! Anyone have a link to a torrent?
any may i just add ...
i knew i hated these reality competition shows, but after actually watching one, my disgust is beyond measure
WHY does anyone watch this pathetic grade-school gross-out idiocy?? honestly, it is worse than babysitting 8 year-old boys.
actually, real 8-year olds are much nicer and more substantial humans.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??!! THIS SHIT GETS HIGH RATINGS??!!
ACKKKK!
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They're on the show to provide drama and friction. I can't believe people don't see through the producers' tricks. Same reason Dennis Rodman was on "The Apprentice". And that little brat on "Britain's GOt Talent" with her fake crying. They're yanking our chains.
Mr. Hekki loved it, though.
So what should we call this petition? "Just Say NO to Twit and Twat"? "Down With Fug Famewhores"? I'm not really feeling creative today...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I was channel surfing last night & caught a few minutes of this train wreck.
I'd like to fly to Costa Rica , find Spencer and beat the douchiness out of him.
Then, I'd like to build a campfire and dance around with his head on a stick while Clarisse, M.E., DevilGirl, EEG,Christina Hoff and the rest of the lovely DListed ladies are giving HorseyFace Montag a beatdown.
That should win us a chicken dinner.
I wasn't going to watch the show, but morbid curiosity got the best of me. Remember when Heidi tried to cry? Oh please, a first grader could act better.
Heidi and Spencer should be left in that rain forest and let the rain forest take care of them.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I watched it, and shamefully loved it. But, FOUR nights a week? That's more television than I watch in a month. I can't make this kind of commitment.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:01pm.
Thanks. But now I'm watching THE OFFICE! LOL. I hate these Speidi ppl.
Ooooh, I LOVE The Office! Which season are you watching? I already miss that show and the finale was only a few weeks ago :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
count me in too. ive never seen anything these two have been on only know them from gossip. I cant believe they actually exist
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:03pm
yes! or when spencer says that was the first time you cried on tv and it was real...thought they were on a "reality show" ppfftt.
please kick me in the ass cuz i also watched parts of this wretched crap (just too lazy to turn channels, ack!)
what HORRIBLE people [the twats]. immature, arrogant, superficial, whining... there just aren't adequate words. AND CHRISTIAN!? WTF?! that makes the shit stink 100 times worse.
yuck. never again
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:59am.
Don't get me started on how much I hate these two fugs. If MK (or any other site) never posted about them ever again, I would be over the moon. Yep, I said it, OVER THE MOON!
Think we could start a petition begging MK to never ever ever give these famewhores attention again?
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I'd be the first one to sign it, JillyPoo.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 11:59am.
Think we could start a petition begging MK to never ever ever give these famewhores attention again?
Count me in!
"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.
freebird the NBC site seems to say it last thru June
Cindyloo OMG that was so annoying, it's because they are Kristian that they have to keep pointing out that they are married.
didn't anyone else see when she said @There is no way I am not having sex with you tonight@?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone