Terrence Howard Just Fell In Love
Eli Roth, Brad Pitt's Inglourious Basterds co-star, told People that Maddox's favorite carrier knows that the only way you can get fresh and clean is with a baby wipe. Eli said, "After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, 'Damn, you're ripe,' I said, 'I didn’t have time to shower.' He said, 'Baby wipes, man, baby wipes. I got six kids. All you've got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I'm getting pissed on all day. I don't have time to take a shower.'"
If you happen to see Terrence Howard standing outside of Brad Pitt's window with a bouquet made of baby wipes, you now know why. Terry's life-long search for the perfect bride is over. There's finally a human being that really understands him on a deep level. Specially, understands and appreciates his love of baby wipes. Because toilet paper is NEVER enough.
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"If you happen to see Terrence Howard standing outside of Brad Pitt's window with a bouquet made of baby wipes, you now know why. Terry's life-long search for the perfect bride is over. There's finally a human being that really understands him on a deep level. Specially, understands and appreciates his love of baby wipes. Because toilet paper is NEVER enough."
ROFL! Oh MK how I have missed you.
You know what baby wipes are good for?
Mustard. Surrsly, those bitches are awesome for cleaning spills off your clothes.
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Dear Brad Pitt,
The wet wipes are the least of your concerns about cleanliness when your genitals (or ANY PART OF YOUR BODY, for that matter) touch Mangelina's cocktrap everyday.
I advise to further protect your candy ass from catching the yuckies, to submerge yourself in boiling water stat and wear a HAZMAT suit when anywhere near your chickiepoo.
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Baby wipes are good and all, but wouldn't it be easier to carry around deodorant or an anti-persperant spray. I just don't think baby wipes would work on a mans pits. Ugh.
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Funny, I thought that Angie was the one pissing all over him. Being peed on is pretty much a part of life when your kids are infants. (Funny how the ex never got peed on, though...) As for the baby wipe thing...um, Bradley, honey, nothing is better than a shower. Preferably with someone else in there to get your back. :)
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Oh look, the BAMPSZKV expert was here, TeriAnn must be on holiday. It's the B Team's turn.
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Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 2:52pm.
Ms. Cali, it was Pax who had to go to timeout and pissed on the chair because he was angry at being sent to timeout. Brad mentioned it on Oprah. And, obviously, none of you have small children because they do piss on you at will, especially when they are learning the potty. I imagine Brad didn't just mean piss, he probably also meant that they throw up and spit up and rub their sticky little hands on you after having ice cream. No need to jump on him for this. Also, baby wipes are the bomb to freshen up when you are out all day or when hiking or biking or camping. They are not a substitute for bathing.
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Say what?? You kids piss at you? Seriously?
Are we talking human babies or kittens? Puppies maybe?
Never mind, my cats when were little always found their way to the litter box so I think you might have a problem there..
sure brad...blame the kiddies when we know it's you that has the love for water sports...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I imagine the folks over at JJ are creaming themselves wishing they could get their hands on just one Pitt pit wipe, and the folks at IUC are calling it a lie spun by AJ minions.
Ya, I have to admit, wipes are very versatile.
babywipes are so nineties and so bad for the enviroment. yet another proof of the phoniness of brangelina.
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Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 2:52pm.
Ms. Cali, it was Pax who had to go to timeout and pissed on the chair because he was angry at being sent to timeout. Brad mentioned it on Oprah. And, obviously, none of you have small children because they do piss on you at will,
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Kids piss on you at will? Are you serious? What kind of children are you raising? Honey, I am a parent and when your child is old enough to get out of pull ups or diapers.... the pissing on "things" should stop! Pax is 4 years old - he shouldn't be pissing in a time out chair. That's just defiance - and bad parenting I might add.
Brad likes to throw around the phrase, "getting pissed on "... alot! I'm starting to think it's not only the kids but Jolie doing it to him as well. Who uses the word "pissed on" to describe sticky fingers, ice cream spills and throw up? You need a head examination if you're defending this dork.
I'd just like to know why Pitt keeps getting pissed on?! WTF? Aren't any of those kids potty trained? I might let the twins pass but even they're almost a year old. If the diaper is full, dickhead, then change it. The only way you'd be getting pissed on is if you sat a kid with a full diaper on your lap. Knox might actually be the only one still able to piss on daddy from the changing table, but I doubt it's an every day occurrence.
Pitt will make any excuse for not showering! The kids will be turning 10 and he'll still be saying the same shit in interviews. I knew he wore that cap b/c of the greasy non showered hair! What a f*cking scuz. Tell the nannies to hold down the fort while you take a 10 minute shower. That family is just dirrrrrrty!
Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 2:52pm.
Ms. Cali, it was Pax who had to go to timeout and pissed on the chair because he was angry at being sent to timeout.
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What difference does it make as to which one it was? It's still a kid that's old enough to know better pissing on a chair. And while it's true that boy babies will piss on you when you're changing their diapers, it's totally different than throwing a temper tantrum & pissing all over the furniture.
I don't have kids yet, so my only frame of reference are my nephews (ages 3 & 9) that I babysit & my friends' chilruns. And while I've seen them all get angry, cry, scream, blow snot, etc., I can honestly say that none of them have ever deliberately pissed on the furniture.
Just sayin'.
Ms. Cali, it was Pax who had to go to timeout and pissed on the chair because he was angry at being sent to timeout. Brad mentioned it on Oprah. And, obviously, none of you have small children because they do piss on you at will, especially when they are learning the potty. I imagine Brad didn't just mean piss, he probably also meant that they throw up and spit up and rub their sticky little hands on you after having ice cream. No need to jump on him for this. Also, baby wipes are the bomb to freshen up when you are out all day or when hiking or biking or camping. They are not a substitute for bathing.
Trini,
No not just for the baby wipe comment. For his consistent stupidity.
Wipes out the hot.
I'm with Brad and Terry on this one. I've been rolling with the wipes for many years. Those two learnt that shit from me!
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Thanks Eli, for putting this out there, our image as the only parents to ever parent was getting soiled. Now this is PROOF and FACT we are indeed the most artisty, parenty people ever.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:57pm.
LMAO I must spend too much time here - read *breasts* and wondered how you got from dogs to tits!
(I use the cheap ones too and they're fine!)
It's Suze, like in booze.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:58pm.
I don't understand the first one.
what is uuunderrr-wear??
It's Suze, like in booze.
Brad needs to take a baby wipe to that shit on his top lip.
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Submitted by suze on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:29pm.
I use baby wipes on my dogs too! And screw the fancy ones that are actually designed for dogs - if they're good enough for a baby's ass, they're good enough for my beasts.
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Ugh, I hate myself for finding Eli Roth hot.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:52pm.
Baby Wipes for HSOTD!
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HAHA! I second that!
I totally want Kate Gosslin's hair on my avie. I wish I was a superstar photo shopper, i wouldn't even know where to begin.
No wonder he has the reputation of horrendously BAD hygiene in Hollywood community! Brad! Nothing refreshes like soap and water man!! P.U.
Baby Wipes for HSOTD!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:46pm.
LOL freebird!
EH: I don't know how to do it, angel did it for me and she's gone now I believe, prolly ran away because she was sick of making Possum do avies, LOL
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Aww shucks! Well when u see her will you tell her that EH wants one done? I would make it worth her while!!!
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:17pm.
LOL! I thank Brad for having the decorum to not mention Angie shitting on him too.
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LMFAO!!!!
Those poor maids. I can't imagine what fucked up things they have to clean up after all those brats.
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Missy Pitt has always looked dirty so his appeal to so many has always escaped me. He's the poster boy for B.O.
Eli Roth isn't a director...he's a hack.
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LOL freebird!
EH: I don't know how to do it, angel did it for me and she's gone now I believe, prolly ran away because she was sick of making Possum do avies, LOL
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:17pm.
LOL! I thank Brad for having the decorum to not mention Angie shitting on him too.
In every photo op that is for one of his movies, suddenly the glowering skeleton-with-lips is the vivacious life of the party. "I know this is a premiere of Brad's new movie, but look at MEEEEE!
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He's getting pissed on all day??!. Damn it! are they living wild Blue lagoon-style or what?. A baby doesn't pee on you when it has a diaper ON. And if he's using baby wipes on a daily basis instead of taking a proper shower, I don't want to know how BAD he smells. This just proves the rumors that he's dirty and stinky. Yuck!.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
check out my avie, bitches. Adam looks hawt in the possum!
thanks angel!
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I just don't see what's so f'ng bad about using baby wipes to freshen up (Yes I've done it dammit). But seriously out camping and on road trips, they're pretty convenient.
As for the hypocrisy of both of them I totally agree with that. They're both asshats in that sense.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
check out my avie, bitches. Adam looks hawt in the possum!
thanks angel!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:19pm.
What the hell kind of shit is going on in their house where he gets pissed on daily?
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After reading an interview with Brad Pitt a year or two ago about how while Maddox was in time out he urinated on a chair, I'm assuming that all their children just go around pissing freely on the furniture like unneutered dogs. Pissing on their parents would be the next logical step.
And I've been hearing rumors for years about Brad Pitt not being the cleanest person in the world. I'll bet he has dingleberries from two decades ago still hanging off his ass.
check out my avie, bitches. Adam looks hawt in the possum!
thanks angel!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:25pm.
I am beginning to think Brad deserves to be with the blood sucking, ball taking, children buying, cutting, husband stealing, whacked out cunt.
He is just that stupid.
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Really? Cause of the baby wipes comment? I don't see what's so bad about using baby wipes when you don't have to time to shower. ONLY when you don't have time to shower.
Nasty. This confirms the rumors that Brad Pitt smells so bad they have to burn his wardrobe after the movie wraps.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:24pm.
exactly on point! i heart you, madam! and i apologize for any harsh word toward your articulate, hawt self!
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Over last few years, I've grown to hate Eli Roth. He's got the ego of Quentin Tarantino, yet he has none of the films to match.
I'm a big horror movie buff, so I was hoping Mr. Roth would be a breath of fresh air to the genre. Instead, he just keeps making medicore gore films & sucking on Quentin Tarantino's balls.
I like using baby wipes on my dog every day after a walk - or when we've been in the rain or she's rolled in a dead bird or something.
It's Suze, like in booze.
Madam S ~ right on!!! Well said about Skankelina.
BTW, Shirley needs a Gooselin wig.
i'm more disgusted by the people who canonize this fool and his media whore baby mama. THEY'RE the real problem. how stupid are people?
I am beginning to think Brad deserves to be with the blood sucking, ball taking, children buying, cutting, husband stealing, whacked out cunt.
He is just that stupid.
Listen, I understand the convenience of baby wipes and all, but I am always disgusted by the hypocrisy of this fool and his media whore baby mama. She makes sad face for the camera while sitting for photo ops with victims of war-torn countries and then helps to create ultra violent, bullet-showering movie after bullet-showering movie and brags about letting her tiny kid collect guns and Google weapons on the computer. She makes concerned face for the camera regarding the situations of poverty and outrageous imbalance of wealth in this world and then needlessly jet-sets constantly, house-hops, and now butt boy brags that they are constantly wiping down their herd of filthy chilluns with baby wipes and then tossing them? Not very PC.
i shudder to think what kind of shit goes on in the brangelina household. children of the corn?
I refuse to take advice from Brad Pitt. Now you lovely Dlistd folk, that's another story. But from Brad Pitt? No.
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Just you watch.. Axe will come out with their own version of baby wipes.
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