Terrence Howard Just Fell In Love
Eli Roth, Brad Pitt's Inglourious Basterds co-star, told People that Maddox's favorite carrier knows that the only way you can get fresh and clean is with a baby wipe. Eli said, "After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, 'Damn, you're ripe,' I said, 'I didn’t have time to shower.' He said, 'Baby wipes, man, baby wipes. I got six kids. All you've got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I'm getting pissed on all day. I don't have time to take a shower.'"
If you happen to see Terrence Howard standing outside of Brad Pitt's window with a bouquet made of baby wipes, you now know why. Terry's life-long search for the perfect bride is over. There's finally a human being that really understands him on a deep level. Specially, understands and appreciates his love of baby wipes. Because toilet paper is NEVER enough.
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I always thought Eli Roth had a big mouth. He looks like a Blabby McBlabberson if I've ever seen one.
Never trust him with your secrets!
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Ok, I have two kids, the only time I've been pissed on was 1. When they were infants and couldn't control it. 2. Wet the bed and I got transfer from picking them up.
What the hell kind of shit is going on in their house where he gets pissed on daily?
Submitted by modianos on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:12pm.
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Thanks mod (and freebird)...I'll be appearing at the men's shelter with TV all this week. ;)
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Just when I thought Brad Pitt couldn't get any more stupid....he find a new hole of moronic poop to wallow in.
Thanks for the tip, Brad.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:10pm
He is a horror director but Trantino's a huge fan so I guess he put him in his movie.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:11pm.
aren't some of brad's children a TAD OLD to be pissing on him all day?
Maybe Brad is referring to Angie.
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That would add up to six since Maddox is now in school and probably toilet-trained.
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I highly doubt he's getting pissed on all day. He's thinking of that recurring dream he has starring Clooney.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:11pm.
aren't some of brad's children a TAD OLD to be pissing on him all day?
Maybe Brad is referring to Angie.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he clearly mentions having six children but not saint angieHo
For some reason, I am thinking that baby wipes are ALL Brad Pitt uses...don't think he ever bathes or showers.
Deb he he he great minds...
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:11pm.
aren't some of brad's children a TAD OLD to be pissing on him all day?
Maybe Brad is referring to Angie.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yuck.
MK you're a little late on your news Terrence Howard got married a few days ago. Saw it on IMDB.
i can see how baby wipes would be good for freshening up during the day.
but as a replacement for TP i do not like them. leaves you feeling moist, which does not make me feel clean. same for a bidet- seems like you would have to dry yourself after that.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
'Baby wipes, man, baby wipes. I got six kids. All you've got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I'm getting pissed on all day. I don't have time to take a shower.'"
he was refering to Angie Jo, she can't control her bladder after popping out all those Messiahs
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Am I the only one who thinks that bit of advice about the baby wipes could've been given minus the details? I'm a mom and I know the magic/convenience of baby wipes too, but just pass one along and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:07pm.
I guess rightfully Mel can now refer to him as 'Sugar Pits'.
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of fuck me runnin! too funny girl!
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aren't some of brad's children a TAD OLD to be pissing on him all day?
Once baby wipes came into my life, I knew I would never be without them again. Yes, you can freshen your pits and use them after #2. They are pretty good at removing stains on your clothes if you get the stain as soon as it happens. If a pigeon shits on you. To clean your hands after holding on to the dirty subway pole. To clean peanut butter off your face. And so on...
They are indispensible and I always have some.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:07pm.
I guess rightfully Mel can now refer to him as 'Sugar Pits'.
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Bwahahah! Good one C Word!
i thought that Eli Roth dude was a horror film director, now he's an actor?
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Should I be ashamed that I use wetnaps at work to freshen up?
Humidity + Air pollution = slime that comes off only with a wetnap
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I guess rightfully Mel can now refer to him as 'Sugar Pits'.
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Congrats to the 2 newest members of " The Clean Asshole Club".
ITA
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Not surprised that Brad is into Golden Showers.