Theresa's Greedy Hairline And Danielle's Razor Brows Need To Spend More Time Together
Danielle (aka Beverly Merill) and Theresa left a studio in NYC yesterday where they were promoting tonight's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It's the episode where we learn that Danielle is a coke-whoring, kidnapping, ex-member of the Colombian Cartel who has clocked in 1,000 miles on her vagina. All makes sense to me, but I'm STILL concerned about Theresa's hairline.
I'm sure Theresa's hairline means well. I'm guessing it's madly in love with her eyebrows and just longs to be close to them. That's a sweet story, but Theresa better handle that mess before half of her head is covered in hair! Bitch already doesn't have buh-bees. Does she not want a fucking forehead too, because that's what's about to happen!
This is why I'm glad Theresa is spending more time with Danielle. The more time they spend together, the more it's likely that Danielle's scissor brows will jump over to Theresa's hairline and fix that shit.
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Teresa, get a browlift/forehead lift now! For reference, see "before" and "after" pics of Anna Nicole Smith. She had the procedure done -- obviously -- and it made a big difference for the better.
she has buh bees now!!! bitch got implants!! haha greedy hairline, oh how i love you so!! theresa looks like she has the face of a munchkin, the hairline of a child beauty pagaent contestant and a thirteen year old little boy body with waterballons
fuck. i am from nj but these bitches are gawdy as fuck....typical 'mafia' looking wives
Theresa has 1/4 a forehead. What is that all about? She is really ugly and when the one chick commented on what a good body she has after three kids, I really just had to laugh. She has an ugly body - no tits and no waist or hips... boy body!! The boy bodies are all the place! LOL! She has a forehead like Fergie... I think sometimes a low forehead is much uglier than a high forehead. At least with a high forehead, you can cover it with bangs. You can't hide a low forehead...
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 10:19pm.
Her hairline reminds me of a former co-worker whose very cheap wig used to fit too low on her forehead.
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Ahhahaha, that's it! My Gran had a friend like that, she always looked like she put her wig on in the dark. Mind you, she was 82.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Her hairline reminds me of a former co-worker whose very cheap wig used to fit too low on her forehead. I was always waiting for it to slip down and cover her face.
I am tivoing the show now, I can't wait to see how they handle that book (or for my copy to arrive from a Barnes and Noble used book seller!
She got buh-bees!!! YES.
What is with these Jersey wives and their big BIG plastic sacks? You know there is a correlation between a woman and her "box" so BIG PLASTIC SACK is just about the right fit. Of course, I'm carrying a dirty, silver spray painted canvas sack so what does that say about me? I guess it says I'm a drag queen.
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
"but I'm STILL concerned about Theresa's hairline.
I'm sure Theresa's hairline means well. I'm guessing it's madly in love with her eyebrows and just longs to be close to them."...
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i feel no love from these jersey housewives...the sopranos did it better....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
@BORG QUEEN, I think it's going to be Teresa and Jacqueline being pregnant, not Danielle. Those are the rumours anyway.
I guess Im a sad and crazy bitch for loving this shit but Im excited for tonite too. I cant help it, forgive me father.
God I think I need a "real" life.
Did she get implants 'cause now she's got buh-bees...
greedy hairline.
i'm so stealing that.
Auntie Mame: ahahahha that's so funny that it was your kid!
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Hekki,
Actually my eight year old daughter gave me the idea for the Geico Cave babies. She was walking past the tv and got a look at those three shrieking brats and paused for a moment then said, "I didn't know the Geico Cave man had kids!"
Outta the mouths of babes....
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Auntie mame coined "Geico Cave Babies". Which is why I will love auntie mame forever. That shit had me cackling out LOUD the first time I read it.
Admittedly, I tried to pass that off as my own, but it felt wrong, so I had to tell Mr. Hekki who really came up with it. He shook his head at another mention of my online "friends".
There are parts of New Jersey where people don't look or act like these twats. Unfortunately, nobody ever gets to see that.
Geico cave babies. Whoever thought of that, nailed that one. LOL
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 1:04pm.
You just know she thinks having a 2-head is sexy. Her husband looks like a 300-pound truck driver and she says he is "juicy".
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I just finished eating lunch...and I gotta say...I threw up in my mouth a little bit (actually...it was almost a LOT) reading that assessment of that MAN-BEAST!!! (I'm actually think what the "juice" off this man would be)
I hope they try to get their teeth a little whiter. *rolls eyes*
Paris is for stoners.
Theresa is always trying to get acting and modeling jobs for her brats. I say: CALL GEICO! Those little beasts look like Geico Cave Babies and would need no make up.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I actually like Teresa. And I am actually concerned about her standing so close to Danielle. That b!tch must have more crabs than Parisite, KardASSain, and Spam Anderson combined (I'm not kidding!!).
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You know I really and I MEAN REALLY CANNOT STAND ANY OF THESE HO BAGS ON THIS SHOW...so why do I watch it...who knows...I must like people who irritate the hell out of me. Danielle is about as plastic as they come...a botox party..PHULEEZE..and of course, I had to watch that as well...then crying over her "26" (wink, wink, yeah right) year old boyfriend who looks older than my 54 year old man. Then those annoying as hell voices...like nails on a chalkboard, think they have this sense of entitlement...in a recession...I think the pregnant one with the bad hairline is married to a mobster...why else pay for everything in cash?? With all her money she can PLEASE PLEASE fix that neanderthal hair line. I also can't stand the Tik as Tieves...fat redhead with her spoiled ass kids...and that fake blonde..with her fake lips...that one just rips me up...all those nasally voices...but of course I will be watching tonight....sigh...
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Mutton dressed as lamb.
People watch this? *perplexed* Well, I guess these broads are good for pointing and laughing at.
She's pregnant, hence, the bubbies.
I think she looks like LaPequena's older, prettier sister?
I wish more people would refuse to watch these shows. Then television producers would be forced to come up with shows that have *gasp* a plot! *double gasp* And characters! But that would be too hard. It's much easier following around these wastes of flesh and documenting their bullshit lives and convincing sheeple that it's not at all a waste of their time to watch.
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Amen to that.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 1:00pm.
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Obviously, I don't watch this show.
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I wish more people would refuse to watch these shows. Then television producers would be forced to come up with shows that have *gasp* a plot! *double gasp* And characters! But that would be too hard. It's much easier following around these wastes of flesh and documenting their bullshit lives and convincing sheeple that it's not at all a waste of their time to watch.
Seriously, these chicks look like the 2 dingbat lesbians that live on the 3rd floor in my building. Except they're not half as interesting.
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I've never seen this show because fucking AT&T at-home doesn't carry it where I live. Shame because this kind of beauty should be on every screen in America.
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There is a proliferation of people with protruding, bulging eyes, or eyes on either the side of the head
That is such a wig.
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I do not watch this but the brunette has some good hair.
Cunt.
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:52pm.
wait! she's got bubbies here! did she get a boob job or are they stolen from pheobe??? such drama. i will have to watch tonite and find out.
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I think it looks like she got her buh-bees done.
I can't wait for this train wreck each week.
these bridge & tunnel people should be banned from the streets of Manhattan
Looks like that boob job finally came true.
I am going to pass out from boredom! I need a good debate or a good troll fight or SOMETHING!
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well I find it hard to believe those bu¬bies sprang up overnight when she got preggers....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I know she is pregnant but did she get the new tits before she got juiced.
they were on the today show w/kathie lee & hoda sans jacqueline this a.m.
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TIK AS TIEVES.
Wait are they friends now? I thought in the final episode theresa goes ape shit and throws a table at the retired coke whore??!?!?!? Anyone got any spoilers?? fill me in stat!
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THESE FUCKING NOBODY'S???
They have all had laser hair removal so why not do her hairline.
You just know she thinks having a 2-head is sexy. Her husband looks like a 300-pound truck driver and she says he is "juicy".
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Is it sad that I am actually looking forward to tonight's episode?
Yeah, it is.
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OMG LOL @ Auntie Mame - Geico cave babies. You called it perfectly. I hate to say lil kids are ugly but dang those 3 lil girls are OOGLY. And then 1 of them wants to appear in a movie with the Rock. She will turn him into stone with one look.
I am surprised no body notice that both Danielle and Theresa are pregnant. I wonder who is Danielle's baby daddy. I hope its not that balding 26 year old they showed in the series. Ill.
Lava: I think youtube has episode 4
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone