Afternoon Crumbs

Pete Wentz's bar got shut down - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh where will the douchebag feel the love now??

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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?

I never liked Lily Allen's music, but I used to sort of, you know, root for her because I always root for the underdog. When she was awkward, I found her to be more likeable because she was always bashing on the whores and made a lot of sense. She really earned my sympathy with what people were saying about her weight and "saggy tits".

Then she transcended her cute awkward phase, and for a while, I felt happy for her that she lost weight and grew into her looks, but now it seems as though she knows she looks good and is milking it for all it's worth by "accidentally" flashing her tits in low cut tops and making an ass out of herself in public all the time.

I don't know, it might sound horrible but I liked her much better when she was chubby and kind of weird looking because, she's really an attention whore now...the same attention whore she would've bitched about a few years ago. If the "old" Lily Allen, met the "new" Lily Allen, she would've knocked her own teeth out. She's lost herself.

"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"

Although the thought of Lily Allen running around flashing her tits everywhere she goes is kinda hot...serious relationship? Sex only is OK though.

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Guy's date appears to have a normal body fat percentage for an adult female. He must love that after Man-donna.

I like Conan. I cannot STAND Jay Leno, and I wasn't a big fan of Johnny. So I'm happy that the Tonight Show will be funny for the first time in my adult life.

I taped the show, it was pretty good. Definitely not the "edgiest" thing I ever saw but light years ahead of Leno.

Guy Ritchies date is pretty.

I've never liked Diaz.

I like Conan alot but last nite, I was a bit disappointed. Lily Allen is another whore who needs to be run over by a Mack Truck and hopefully she's having a conversation w/Joel Madden.
I still refuse to believe Eminem knew about the nude part. I want to hear from him or his peeps. :)
Also on that fantasty street where the Mack truck comes flying down doing approximately 120mph is Kendra, Reese and Cameron.
Heathers sequel leaves me speechless unlike this post.
:P

I dont give a baby's pee-pee for that pussy Guy Ritchie - who's the blonde total cutie in thumb #2 in that set of pix of Guy & the Mystery Twat?? mmmmm....wouldnt mind tasting some of that.

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

Conan will be alright...bring back the masterbating bear!!

Did anyone else think eddie vedder looked like ron jeremy??

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I love Conan, it's so weird to me that I remember his first show on Late Night when I was 12 and now he's the host of the Tonight Show. Wow. I was so happy to see Max & the band, but Andy gets on my damn nerves. STFU w/ your annoying laugh, dude! I laughed a few times but I think once he finds his groove it'll be hilarious. And I finally watched Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and when I saw his band is The Roots and he "slow-jammed" the news, well, hell, my disdain for him came down a few notches.

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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable

Hahahaha!!!1! It says "ANAL" next to her head!!

I thought Conan was great last night...I'm looking forward to seeing the show tonight!

And once again, I must slap myself for clicking on a Celebitchy link: "It’s not that I’m a snob..." No, of course not, you're a bunch of dumb cunts who need to just reprint crap from other sites word for word and leave out your irritating, self-involved, holier-than-thou, nails-on-a-fucking-chalkboard dumb cunt commentary. Fuck.

Anyway, I cannot believe how bad Conan was last night. He's been way funnier than this just when he was doing interviews promoting his new show. Once again, Andy is back, and he's letting Andy steal all the punchlines out from under him again. Unbelievable.

letterman > conan > leno

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 2:49pm.
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Say it again!. Conan's witty and hot. A deadly combo for punanies.

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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."

Lily's look is great for fancy dress parties.
Get a £2.50 hooker wig, put on a trash bag and have a smoke. Done.

Lily Allen keeps flashing her tits for the same reason that people play really bad techno or hip hop music on loud. It's done to annoy the shit out of you and make you homicidal.

I wish Kendra would come over to my apartment and pole dance for me because I've been having trouble sleeping lately and I'm sure her skills are the cure for insomnia.

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Lily Allan reminds of that one girl in high school who everyone knew lived in a trailer park, was a whore who gave BJs to guys under the bleachers or under the stairwells, and was probably bangin the pervy PE teacher..you wondered why she even bothered coming to school..Lilly is so disgusting =/

***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***

Wow. Lily Allen looks like Lady GaGa from
the side.

Team Lady At The Farmers Market Who Told Joel Madden His Baby Is A Bigger Health Violation Than Her Dog!

Kendra's pole skills are weak , Raul has a pole you can work Kendra.

Joel Madden better watch his ass, I'll fucking drop kick him and his ugly ass kid. I didn't care for these people before, but now I loathe them. Piece of shit.

Raul loves your little niplet Lily.

Nipples are for feeding babies!

Edit: LOL at Nanners.

The nip doesn't fall far from the attention whore.

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I'm pinching yo nipples.

Conan rocks. My week day bedtime is around 12 so I only get to watch like the first 20 minutes before I doze off but it was good.

Of course critics aren't impressed by Conan. They weren't the first time around, either. And they probably hate being out of their comfort zone of Leno's less creative, more conventional humor.

Conan will win in the end, though.

I think I've seen Lilly's tits more often than my own.

Conan vs Leno - I don't really care, I don't watch these show, so. I don't care.

Heather's Sequel?? NO!!! Not unless they have the original cast.

Guy's 'mystery woman' has such a long chest. Where are her boobs starting? At least it's not hairy. Click thru to the picture of Madge's hands. Frightening!

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 2:49pm

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I'm so pissed that I couldn't stay up last night to watch Conan's first show. SO PISSED.

I watched Jay's show for the first time in awhile last friday (cause Conan was on!) and in the few minutes that Conan was on, he cracked me up. I fucking love that guy, and I'm so happy he's finally getting the break that he deserves.

FUUUUCK JAY LENO! CONAN 4 EVA!
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09

"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09

Great I've been waiting for this
I love love love love Conan, However i wasn't impressed last nite. I laughed 2 or 3 times, I have faith he will get better he is brilliant.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

I am sick of looking at Lily's tits or lack there of.

Fuck me running......

Could Miranda Kerr have faked a facial expression at least? Bitch was PUBAR. Photoshopped beyond all recognition.

Edited: I guess that Photoshopped Up Beyond All Recognition. Whatev.

Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 2:48pm.
Fuck Jay Leno. Conan forever. Bitches don't know shit about Conan O'Brian.
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ITA! I LOVE Conan!

Conan and Leno are not even in the same league. Conan is brill and Leno is just a slightly witty ass kisser. GINGE POWAH!

I've been hearing about this Heathers sequel foreverrr. Wasn't Sex and Death 101 supposed to be a sort-of Heathers sequel?

Just scrap the project already before it turns into Basic Instinct 2.

Fuck Jay Leno. Conan forever. Bitches don't know shit about Conan O'Brian.

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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09

"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09

Conan > Leno, times a trillion. For real. "Boo hoo, he's not Jay Leno, we don't like him." Shock. Like no one saw this coming. Whatever, Conan will continue to be Conan and do well. Hopefully Jay's piddly-ass opening show will be cancelled ASAP. For reals.