The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Tequila In Your Cup
The Daily Mail has a long sadful tale of Amy Wino's downward spiral in St. Lucia. For those of you have the attention span of a crackhead with ADD, I'll give it to you quick. Basically, Wino isn't doing shit down. The label sends hos down there to listen to her new shit and they aren't impressed. Wino says she still loves Blaaaaake, but is happy that he's having a baby with another bird. Wino is over crack, but she's now cuddling up to a new poison: TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!! Did somebody say tequila?????
The reporter from the DM caught up with her one morning at her hotel bar. Wino was on her second tequila shot by 9 in the morning. This was considered a slow morning for Wino, because usually she would've gulped her 6th shot by then. The bartender wouldn't give her a third and instead served her a cup of chamomile tea. When the bartender walked away for a second, Wino jumped back there and had a quickie with the tequila bottle. When the bartender came back, Wino asked for another shot. Her request was denied, but the Wino was not defeated. She kept sneaking shots whenever the bartender shuffled away for a second.
The entire resort knows about Wino's tequila addiction. The maids are regularly sent out to buy more whenever Wino has downed their entire stock. Mitch Wino was looking after his daughter, but when she started going at the booze in a major way, he ran back to England. Mitch said, "I've decided to distance myself, and whatever happens, happens. It's her life and it's her decision."
Yes, Wino is still a mess, but my question is why is in St. Lucia? If homegirl has the major thirsties for tequila why isn't she down in Mexico? In certain parts of Mexico, tequila comes out of the faucets. Even some of the toilets are filled with tequila. That makes it extra easy to drop and reload! I'm pretty sure that if they ever run out of tequila down there the entire country will be shut down, so that's not even an option. Listen to me. I'm a total enabler. But we are talking about tequila here.
Here's the tequila fiend with her new alkie apprentice in St. Lucia yesterday.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:21pm.
I lurves me the tequila but I never knew this. After looking it up, I think it's safer to say most tequila is produced in the region in and around Tequila. (I thought it was produced wherever they grow agave, but that's incorrect.)
I hope you get to go, you'd be in sheep heaven. I didn't check but what comes out of faucets is probably tequila
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At least Wino isn't pregnant.
Kudos to the dad who lets his daughter to her addictions.
He apparently gives a rat's tutu about her. Great.
She's got some nasty bruises on her legs, but I'm feeling the hair. She should go 'natural' more often.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
As long as Wino isn't pregnant, she can waste away, at her choice. There's plenty of drunks out there, who commit slow suicide at their leisure, without media attention.
As observants, just be grateful we don't have the same demons.......
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Tequila makes me crazy and weed makes me lazy.
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Well there you go! The short but sad story of Wino in the Islands.
Is that belly full of ascites from her cirrhosis or her malnutrition?
Submitted by zuum on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 7:08pm.
There's a small town named "Tequila" where they make almost all tequilas from Mexico
I lurves me the tequila but I never knew this. After looking it up, I think it's safer to say most tequila is produced in the region in and around Tequila. (I thought it was produced wherever they grow agave, but that's incorrect.)
Tequila makes me crazy and weed makes me lazy.
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Well, at least Wino is off the bad stuff, and can live up to her nickname.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 7:07pm.
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I often try to describe easterners to other people. That description is good. Normally I say they're like the Irish, but less angry.
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Exactly. And just as intoxicated. :)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 7:07pm.
*crying* That's like the last Cape Breton wedding that I went to...
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I once dated a guy from Cape Breton. I have a picture of him wearing my bathing suit top--- much like the one Amy has on here. :)
He looked quite fetching.
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I often try to describe easterners to other people. That description is good. Normally I say they're like the Irish, but less angry.
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That little girl's parents deserve a prize for being so careful in choosing a babysitter/nanny. Cadooz to them for their wise choice!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:24pm.
Last weekend?
the handsy grabby woman in the blue dress is Nitty isn't it?
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I know she's pissing her life/talent/organs away, but I'll be goddamned if I don't still love this poor little crackhead wench. That said, I don't think we will see another album, and that sucks, because Back to Black is one of my favorite albums of all time.
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MuffinAmy can't abide tequila, it's the drink I got most sick of off. Y'know how that works? Lots of people have trouble returning to the one flavor of liquor that they puked up the hardest. For me it was tequila. Just that smell of it makes me gag, though I still love margaritas. Go figure.
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Replacing one addiction for another. I had a BF years ago who would smoke weed and drink shots of scotch once he got over his heroin shivers. PFFT. Doesn't work.
There's a small town named "Tequila" where they make almost all tequilas from Mexico, and they literally give you tequila from a small barrel as you are having your breakfast quesadillas
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:44pm.
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*crying* That's like the last Cape Breton wedding that I went to...
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I once dated a guy from Cape Breton. I have a picture of him wearing my bathing suit top--- much like the one Amy has on here. :)
He looked quite fetching.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:28pm.
I made a brilliant (IMnsHO) analogy about trashing the temple. Honestly? I think it comes from wanting fame, on the one hand, and not wanting to be part of the cuntfest that comes with it, on the other. And this is like a prolonged violent trantrum...only her body is the room she's trashing cuz that's what's to blame for her conundrum - her own self.
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Like you said, brilliant, if you do say so yourself!
ATTENTION, MOD. This is on topic because I'm talking about a drunk.
My first husband did the same I believe. He was so smart, so funny, such a devil, and the star of any party or gathering at the bar where we worked. He was also letting his demons get the better of him.
When we first hooked up, he was barely eating, and drinking Guinness all day, (then shots, weed, and coke later). I thought I could save him. We broke up after nearly 4 years, and he died from liver failure 8 years later.
Although I will always be saddened by the self-destruction of a remarkable person that I loved, I don't regret our time together a bit. There were many happy memories too. Now his first ex-wife is my best friend for nearly 20 years, and I'm still tight with his son and daughter.
True story. On our first date we were flagged from the Trocadero, (a Mick Taylor concert), The House of Chen, "NO MORE SHOTS IN CHINESE RESTAURANT!", (said the owner), and finally, thrown out of the cab we were in. Good times.
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Ok people, Imma bout to go home and watch that BS with Speidi! aaaagh! what's wrong with me,? LOL
everyone have a good night!
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wino looks like a mosquito.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:23pm.
Hey Sandbitch,
Wanna go get a drink later? *winkwink*
==I'm in! You bring the Tequila and bandages. I'll bring some Absinthe and painkillers. Swoit!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:24pm.
Hang a solo!
Thanks, Snowy. I have to say, Adam definitely wears the possum better than my John!
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*crying* That's like the last Cape Breton wedding that I went to...
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:23pm.
Hey Sandbitch,
Wanna go get a drink later? *winkwink*
==I'm in! You bring the Tequila and bandages. I'll bring some Absinthe and painkillers. Swoit!
And tequila is probably a hell of a lot cheaper in Mexico than in those resort towns. Imagine the markup.
dramz: glad to hear the pup is doing well ♥♥♥
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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Snowy: I have no doubt you're absolutely right. I just know how torn I'd be if it was The Child.
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Deb: I think Amy & Blohan are both deliberately, slowly, & insidiously offing themselves. I think Shitney was too (I wouldn't be surprised if Lutfi was whispering ideas of becoming immortal into her ear) until Papa Spears jumped in & saved her.
Puppy is back home, thanks. Got a pin & wires in his sutured-up leg, & the cone around his neck. You'd think he'd never had surgery the way he's acting. The real challenge will be to keep him relatively idle for 10-14 days. Alas, neither of his perscriptions have a sedative in them. He's in our bigger dog's crate -- cone was too big for his crate -- & I think he thinks we're the meanest people ever for keeping him in there, but we get him out & love on him. & we're very happy we have the opportunity to do that!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I hate to disagree with my lovely DQ but the ONLY thing Wino needs is to be left to, as my dad once suggested to me, "take a cup and beg in the streets"
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:27pm.
Wow, that's a toughie. On the one hand -- you're absolutely right -- this is her choice. On the other, I know if that were my child, I'd have stepped in much earlier, whether she liked it or not. I can't imagine it'd be too hard to get a conservatorship on her. Why didn't Mitch try that (or walking away) back when he was blaming the paps & the fans for giving her "fags"? Same w/ Blohan. Parents, regardless of your child's age, you're still the one that brought them into the world. While I realize my son will be an adult at 18, if he goes down the wrong path, I will do everything in my power to try to get him to fix it. If I can't, then at least I'll know I tried my best. I doubt that Mitch (or WO & her fucked-up baby daddy) have that comfort.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:24pm.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:26pm.
Deb: I completely agree. I don't think she's the only one. Blohan is another. Shitney would've if Daddy hadn't jumped in.
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Sorry, DG, but do you think that she's offing herself, or do you think she's a fuck-up? I consider Shitney, Blohan and others to be fuck-ups.
How's your puppy doing?
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/02/2009 - 6:23pm.
Does anyone think Amy is deliberately committing suicide by alcohol a la Nicholas Cage's character in "Leaving Las Vegas"?
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That's exactly what I think!
I made a brilliant (IMnsHO) analogy about trashing the temple. Honestly? I think it comes from wanting fame, on the one hand, and not wanting to be part of the cuntfest that comes with it, on the other. And this is like a prolonged violent trantrum...only her body is the room she's trashing cuz that's what's to blame for her conundrum - her own self.
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Mitch did the right thing actually. I know you people think she needs help, but this Amy's choice. She needs to hit bottom in a big fucking way...even if she might die from it...it IS her decision. She's not gonna listen to anyone anyway about it...so it's a damn shame...because she is a tried and true alcoholic and addict. No bones about it.
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Deb: I completely agree. I don't think she's the only one. Blohan is another. Shitney would've if Daddy hadn't jumped in.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
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Wanna go get a drink later? *winkwink*
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Does anyone think Amy is deliberately committing suicide by alcohol a la Nicholas Cage's character in "Leaving Las Vegas"? Or is she just a fuck-up?
She's getting blotto'ed all day in one of the world's more beautiful places. Such a waste.
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