Wednesday, June 3rd 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Danielle Staub (aka Beverly Merrill) - The coke-whoring, kidnapping stripper turned "good person" from The Real Housewives of New Jersey

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Miramami's picture

Mira, why would someone pay 200k cash for furniture on TV like Theresa? Bitch is gonna have IRS in her life soon. Danielle is a hot mess-emotionally and physically. She's close to 50, blowing 25 year old guys, looking for a stable relationship and a man to support her. What's wrong with this picture?

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Submitted by xultar on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 6:40pm.
OMG..WTF is wrong with her face!!!

It is the face that has seen alot of dirty low down shit, and came out smiling.

z-listed's picture

This woman actually thinks she is hot!

Another thing I can't get over is that Teresa and her husband pay for everything in cash! I don't know about you, and I am NOT casting any aspersions here, but that stinks of M-O-B to me. I'm just sayin, Not because they are in New Jersey and Italian or nothin'...

WildBee's picture

I've seen burn victims that look better than that.

xultar's picture

OMG..WTF is wrong with her face!!!

Mrs.TimDaly's picture

Her face reminds me of that burn on Amy Winehouse's leg she was sporting a few weeks ago.
And I think what the other "ladies" are concerned about was that Danielle's boyfriend was an FBI informant. God forbid she rats out "This thing of ours" that is obviously the source of income for for all these upstanding Italian businessmen the other women are married to.

snowpiece's picture

shut up Provy :P
you need to see her with no make up because she's a scary sight!
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snowpiece's picture

Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:38am.
Hey Snowy and DG... those prep kids are the worst.
The blonde that looks inbread.
If her eyes were any closer she would be a cyclops.
And WTF is up with "PC" is that short for "I <3 Peen and Cock" ?
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OMG ahahahahaha she's such an inbred Cyclops!
PC? no se? I think it's for Pre Cum

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

Provolone's picture

@snowpiece

Dina is friggin' HOT! And i think her kid was going to Cyprus. AND that mansion where they were moving in was paid for by WASTE MANAGEMENT MONEY, there is no mafia....

...and now theres a *pause* book, *holds up Cop Without a Badge*

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:29am.
I love how the other "housewives" are so scandalized by Danielle's past, when who do they think they are kidding. Like any normal person can shell out $200k in CASH for furniture like Theresa's husband did. He looks excatly like one of Tony Soprano's driver's.

I like The Brownstone. Like it isn't a cover for some nefarious activities! PUHLEEEEEZE! Has anyone checked out The Brownstone's website? Comedy gold! The spellings alone on their menu's are fabulous.

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Isn't that the thruth!!!!!!!!! I actually did not like Danielle until yesterday's show now I like her more than the rest of those mafia connected sluts. Well, I also like Jacqueline. And there was no problem with her dancing either. ____________________________________________
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KA's picture

How do you walk into a plastic surgeons office and wind up with a face like that? Do you ask for the scary messed up tranny face special? I mean, really??

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ooops missed the show, but will record Thursdays! :|can not miss one! :)
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:38am.

Hahaha! Recess! Cyclops!

I cannot wait for the show to start!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Lavadama's picture

The real housewives was a LETDOWN. Nothing but a bunch of behind the back shit talking and pimping out of some lame book. BORING.

I like Jacqueline, but homegirl needs to wake the fuck up and grow a spine. I wanted to reach into the TV and bitch slap her daughter! My kid would've had a red face for failing classes, and THIS BITCH just sits there. UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

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RecessVillain's picture

Hey Snowy and DG... those prep kids are the worst.
The blonde that looks inbread.
If her eyes were any closer she would be a cyclops.
And WTF is up with "PC" is that short for "I <3 Peen and Cock" ?

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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.

Is that Trump Taj AC in the background?? LOL!!!!!
So classy!
Back when they first opened (yeah, I'm old. Fuck off.), Trump was trying to get people to come to the casino so he attempted to bring back the famous Silver Pier diving horses. The only problem is that he did it with *minature horses*! OMG. My bf and I drove all the way to the damn shore to see that shizz. Good thing we we got liquored up for free at the Taj first because that was some busted ass Jersey wackness.

None of this has shit to do with Danielle's Sally Store beauty moment, but who cares. I got free daquiris and I was underaged plus I saw little animals jump off platforms, so I was happy. Let me just enjoy my werther's original memories.
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peopleperson's picture

What was the big deal last night about Danielle's face when she was dancing with the teacher? Everyone said she took it too seriously but she obviously was a professional dancer. That's how they look when they dance! Those people are so ignorant and jealous. I couldn't believe it. Especially the fat one who didn't dance, it was obvious she was jelly.

These hos are all ridiculous but D is better than some of them. Dina (is that the blond with the monkey face?) was such a hovering, controlling mother! It's like, get a life and stop sucking the life out of your kid! Her behavior really tripped me out. I bet her kid was distrurbed by it.

RecessVillain's picture

I can't stand Danielle Makesme-Stabby but she scored points when she felt up Albie Manzo.

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TypicalSituation's picture

her frozen face rivals that of Lauri from Orange County. and the EYEBROWS?! scaaaary.

i can't stand any of these annoying bitches - they are proof positive that all the money in the world can't buy an ounce of class.

and wtf was with the WAD of hundreds that theresa's husband whipped out to pay for the furniture? who carries THAT MUCH cash on them? these people are really too unreal for reality.
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snowpiece's picture

DG OMG the one who keeps flipping it to the side, OMG OMG OMG I HAAAATE THEM!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

cprincess's picture

MK-you fucked up -this ones not a candidate for hot slut -shes just a plain ho who looks 10 years older than the 45 she claims to be with all her botox and god knows what else-she looks like a frozen gorilla.
Dina should kick her arse...

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Sensimina's picture

Oh HELL no.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:39am.

That one kid with the GIANT head and feathered bangs needs to be rolled and beaten with a sock full of quarters! I hate him already!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

snowpiece's picture

DG: OMG those kids are so freaking ANNOYING! Seriously! those dudes? I wanted to kill them all. And that one ugly bitch! OMG what a annoying fug faced cunt!
I can't believe those two kids have that place in Manhattan for themselves, no parents, that's crazy.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

I SAW IT SNOWY! OMFG SHE WAS HIDEOUS! I laughed so hard. Society girls are NOT attractive these days!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

snowpiece's picture

Did anyone stay tuned for NYC Prep afterwards, please say at least DG did! I need someone to talk about how ugly that one chick is, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

I love how the other "housewives" are so scandalized by Danielle's past, when who do they think they are kidding. Like any normal person can shell out $200k in CASH for furniture like Theresa's husband did. He looks excatly like one of Tony Soprano's driver's.

I like The Brownstone. Like it isn't a cover for some nefarious activities! PUHLEEEEEZE! Has anyone checked out The Brownstone's website? Comedy gold! The spellings alone on their menu's are fabulous.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

snowpiece's picture

Hekki: Dina's a See You Next Tues. for sure!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

shandi's picture

Why are her legs so much darker than the rest of her body? How can you tan only half of your body?

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Anonymous101's picture

Parasite in 15 years ** yawn **. Next!!

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by snowpiece: "...I can't hate Danielle (Beverly) because those other cunts are so bitchy to her....I am starting to hate Dina..."

Me too. Danielle might be a pathetic ho, but I don't think she's mean or malicious. Dina is.

Someone got rode hard and put away wet. Skanky slut day.

Rishkin's picture

Hi Snowy..

Hells yeah, I'm watching!

I didn't see last night, it's on Tivo for me.

_I hate that Caroline brags that she is sooo close with the Dipasquale family.

She is exactly like a my friends mother..exactly!!

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snowpiece's picture

Rishkin: have you been watching?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

Rishkin's picture

She DOES look like Martin Short..hahaha!

is she in Atlantic City here?..i think so

She belongs in Seaside.

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kdracofan's picture

O and Atlantic City is filled with sad looking prostitutes and scary-ass pimps, I don't get why people like going there.

kdracofan's picture

JennyB: I hate to agree but all the skanky bitches I see area always down the shore at the shitty clubs

Submitted by putas on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:47am.

Serving shits works fine for Vegas. I haven't heard anything about Sarah. Guess the Hollywood career dint take off. Her finest work was ass-up, licking a magazine, as I recall.

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I hate people who put their fucking things in the sit next to them so nobody can't take it is not like you are using it bitches put your purse on your lap and suitcase on the floor.

that bitch give atlantic city a bad name. get off the boardwalk, skank!!! sad to say, she is the skankiest thing ever to walk those boards, and that is saying alot. p.s all these nasty bitches are from north jersey, right???

kdracofan's picture

F'ugly!

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:40am.
coke-whore, kidnapper, stripper - she HAS to now be born-again, right?

Of course! Interstingly, every time I read about someone being born-again, I'm bored-again.

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ha! I meant serving shots. SHOTS! The o is next to the i. oy. That's what happens when I stop pecking and looking at the keyboard and try to type without looking at the damned thing

cripbabe's picture

jt

MK, you forgot one more stellar achievement in Danielle's list of accomplishments. (according to her) - Ford model! I mean, wha'??? uh, ok maybe she was signed to a Ford - more like Irving Ford's Beauteous Modelling Agency and School 'cos NO WAY was that ugly 'ho a model! I need physical proof!

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:23am.

Sarah Larson!Now THAT is who MK needs to get an update on. Where does one go after a creepy consultation with that Audigier (sic? eh.) guy for an Ed Hardy 'modeling' shoot? I loved that video MK put up months ago. Weirdest thing ever. Maybe Sarah is back to serving shits who knows. The fact i care puzzles me.

snowpiece's picture

no Mike, I don't think she is.
I wish Mk would post about I'm a Celbrity... cuz there was some Born again shit going on on there last night...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone

DeeDee's picture

Snowy ♥♥ I know I shouldn't have da shametimes. I've managed to avoid every single Real Housewives show, except this one. What is it about dem Jersey folks that is so appealing?

mike's picture

coke-whore, kidnapper, stripper - she HAS to now be born-again, right?

snowpiece's picture

I agree that I expected more drama but we WERE partially spoiled by MK for the book and shit.
I don't know, sometimes I can't hate Danielle (Beverly) because those other cunts are so bitchy to her.
I am starting to hate Dina, not only because my bf said she was the only hot one (LOL) but also because my ex husband is from Greece and she needs to chill the fuck out, it's not Afghanistan!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone