Wednesday, June 3rd 2009

Eddie Cibrian's Wife Wants LeAnn Rimes To Step Off

Before LeAnn Rimes goes to bed at night, she pops the cum bubble from her husband's ass, then she goes into her garage, lights the candles around her Eddie Cibrian altar and sings a haunting acoustic version of "How Do I Live Without You? (Your Wife Must Die)" while sticking hot razors into a Brandi Glanville voodoo doll. That's what Eddie Cibrian's wife, Brandi Glanville, is saying. Basically. Brandi told UsWeekly that LeAnn Rimes is obsessed with her husband. I didn't see LeAnn Rimes disguised as a pile horse doody just to get close to the object of her erection, so Brandi needs to re-evaluate her use of the term "obsessed." Moving on....

A couple of months ago, there were rumors going around that LeAnn and Eddie were doing it on the down low. They denied it, but now Brandi is saying that LeAnn is stalking her man. If you see a car with an "Attention: Can I Get Some?" bumper sticker, that's Brandi. Wave hello and shout out the lyrics to "Can't Fight the Moonlight."

Brandi tells Us, "LeAnn is a stalker. She refuses to leave us alone -- it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance." And by "dance," Brandi means FUCK TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN.

Carry on Brandi... "I'm a happy wife fighting for what I have. LeAnn is so desperate for fame she has left her self-respect in the gutter and doesn't care who she hurts to get what she wants. She's hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom."

LeAnn's spokeswhore did not comment, but a friend of hers snapped his fingers and got all sassy with his response, "Eddie and Brandi are both on the record on this and LeAnn has kept quiet, so what does that tell you about who is after fame and press?"

What I'm hearing is that Eddie did light up LeAnn's vagina at least one time and she just can't let go of the peen. Instead of putting on her money-handling gloves and taking as much coin from Eddie as she can, Brandi's off blabbing to a tabloid. Yeah, Eddie might not have much bacon in the bank, but that's not the point. Brandi is fighting the wrong battle. She should be working on taking the cash and cashing the check!

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It's not like LR is a innocent bystander in all of this either. While EC was disrespecting his vows, LR encourages it. She is not blaming just LR, just exposing some shady stuff that LR has been doing.

Why do women always make such fools of themselves over men? Especially the cheating ones. They always blame the other woman as if the guy is some innoncent bystander who's been taken advantage of. Women are ridiculous. I swear Beetches will never rule the world.

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UGH! Another dumb ho protecting the man and blaming it on the other woman.

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Considering that LR fueled the affair rumors with her vague "everything is not always black and white" comment, it is quite possible that she is doing exactly what EC wife is saying. LR didn't make that vague statement for no reason(There is nothing black or white about it, either she slept with EC or she didn't. Either it was them in that video or wasn't. Since neither of them have sued US Weekly, it was most likely them in that video), she was sending and probably still is sending EC wife a message. Supposedly LR told a friend that EC was leaving his wife in May. So when she saw that he was still with his wife, she probably decided to step up her game. LR is probably one of those people who thinks that she can have whatever she wants. Maybe going public was the only way she could make LR back off.

Since it takes two to tango, the parties who are having the affair are responsible for it. It's called accountability for one's action. EC wife blames both of them. Notice that when the wife (the real victim/person who was hurt), tells her side of things she is labeled as wrong/scorned/the attention seeker, but when the "other woman" tells her side of things she is perceived as some hero.

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Oh, Green is Good.... in a perfect world, I would torture, maim, and dismember my philandering spouse. I'd feed his remains to some pigs, and then have a barbecue. I'd invite the whole town, and confess. The women would applaud, the men would cringe and everyone would chow down and get drunk... and I'd be a local legend for the next hundred years. But, in all reality, I'd would probably cry a bit, get pissed off, have a fling or three of my own and call it even. Or just say fuck it and move on.... If you want to screw other people, either have an open relationship or stay single!

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Phoebe's picture

Those Lifetime movies are a hotbed of wild sex.

Isn't that how Tori the Hutt caught her creepy now-husband when they were both married?

Brand-eye just wants her name and picture out there now so she can catch a new sucker after this one leaves.

Can't steal a happy man.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 1:07pm.

Depends on how much I actually liked this spouse... but I really do hate counseling so never counseling.

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Submitted by Josh Woodward on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:28am.

Because if you are a guy it doesn't matter how hot your wife is. After a year or two you want to fuck other girls. Its part of the male genetic make-up. We can't help it.

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Question for you sluts, guys or dolls: if you found out your spouse or long term partner cheated, what would you do? Kick 'em to the curb, kill 'em dead, or go for counseling?

Mmmmm....Eddie. Me likey.

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Submitted by Josh Woodward on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:28am.

"What's this guy doing creeping with LeAnn's in-bred trailer park ass when he has that chick at home?"

Because if you are a guy it doesn't matter how hot your wife is. After a year or two you want to fuck other girls. Its part of the male genetic make-up. We can't help it.
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Sure. But no excuses for this guy. He just has poor taste in women -- his wife looks a Debbie Gibson/Leeza Gibbons combo with a dash of Isabella Hoffman (who is too good really to be included in this conversation).

And LeeAnn Rimes is chasing fame by chasing Eddie Cibrian? Isn't she technically more famous than him in a bigger market than him (country)?

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Submitted by KA on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:19am.
According to my research, aren't men usually looks-driven?? If so, then WHAT IN FRESH HELL was this guy thinking??? Oh yeah.. that fame thing. Ugh. I think this new Pepsi Throwback angers my blood.
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I think he just wanted some fresh pussy & it was probably offered to him a billion times because LeAnn's husband is a little gay man child & she was probaby uber horny & dirty. I think a man will put aside the way a woman looks if he is in for some dirty sex. Maybe LeAnn let him do her in the butt or maybe she offered a BJ & his wife hardly ever does that stuff. I know LeAnn is fugly, but some disgusting pig men cant refuse something offered to them. Her body is slender & not horrible & they know each other from work, so maybe for some sick reason he also liked her personality which can sometimes take the edge off of ugly.
Pepsi Throwback was tasty for the first couple of sips then it gets really super sweet & sickening. The natural sugar makes it taste too soft. I am a mega Coke fan anyway.

Brandi looks totally fake...from her tits to her face...she's got that boring,dime a dozen Hollywood look,where you can't tell them apart.
Maybe her husband was attracted to more real,faults and all,woman?
His wife would make a nice stripper...already has the name for it.

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Shouldn't she be telling this to her husband and not a tabloid?
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"What's this guy doing creeping with LeAnn's in-bred trailer park ass when he has that chick at home?"

Because if you are a guy it doesn't matter how hot your wife is. After a year or two you want to fuck other girls. Its part of the male genetic make-up. We can't help it.

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According to my research, aren't men usually looks-driven?? If so, then WHAT IN FRESH HELL was this guy thinking??? Oh yeah.. that fame thing. Ugh. I think this new Pepsi Throwback angers my blood.

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After hearing whiney attention whore here talk out of her ass flaps, I can only hope Eddie is plowing Lee Ann like a John Deere tractor.
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Eddie hit it, Brandi is making excuses for it, LeAnn is more famous than either of them...end of story.

If there was some country whore after my whore husband I would be slamming her to everyone that wants to hear about it too and getting a divorce and my kids the f*ck outta there. fo sho.

yeah, gia. i think you have the whole situation figured out. leann is definitely a 6-pack hookup.

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Brandi is way hotter than LeAnn, but her face looks to be heading into Madame puppet face territory...It sounds like Brandi is trying to convince herself that Eddie has nothing to do with this & its all LeAnn being psycho....I would be willing to bet he had some drunken moments of insantity wearing some serious beer goggles & did LeAnn & now he is encouraging this story of LeAnn being obsessed to take the heat off his stupid sorry ass. Eddie is encouraging this side of the story & that is why Brandi isnt angry, I am sure he denied cheating & says it was a misunderstanding & now LeAnn is obsessed & Brandi is delusional because she doesnt want to believe someone would cheat on her hot ass with a scrawny piggy rat faced monster.

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I think I'm in love with Brandi. Now if she would just headbutt the bucktooth hillbilly then my fantasy will be complete! If Eddie is bumping it with LeAnn then he's a fucking idiot. At least his wife actually looks like a woman!

Dayum! What's this guy doing creeping with LeAnn's in-bred trailer park ass when he has that chick at home?
Oh, yeah. That's right. He's a famewhore. But aren't we all, darlin?

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:41am.
What's an Eddie Cibrian?
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A very hwat pretend-firefighter.

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suze's picture

Total Eclipse of the Heart was my *coming down* song.

It's Suze, like in booze.

cprincess's picture

Who are these people???
Leanne Rimes used to be so cute and that 'how do I live' song used to be my coming down song after partying so Ive got very fond memories of it-well maybe not fond because I was ushualy feeling like crap by then but anyhoo Im on her side...
Besides this broad looks like a total
fame whore...

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suze's picture

It's James Woods and Sean Young point two.

It's Suze, like in booze.

Stock Broker's picture

Two Drink Minimum ~ great seeing you posting again!!!

On Topic: this bulls**t drama is perfect for the Hallmark or Lifetime channel. The only thing missing from the script are:

Fatal disease
Husband boinking the babysitter
Some kind of eating disorder

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 8:54am.
Aha ha ha ha all this drama rooting from a Lifetime Movie. I love it!
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Srsly! Note to self: don't marry a tool then let him do a Lifetime movie with a horse faced ho. Cue the LeeAnn & Eddie reality show in 3...2...

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Does she flip out when he's cheating with the boys?

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I don't doubt they did it. But, MK is right. Only two ways to hit a man where it hurts when he has a wanerding eye. In the naglas and in the wallet. Brandi is not helping either by yapping.

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Thanks Morrissey.

Eternally glad you lot cannot see my cd collection.

kanderso's picture

And Brandi's a dumbass if she thinks this cheater isn't going to leave her for a younger, hotter piece (or a more famous piece) in a few years. Men like this don't care about the marriage, they care about themselves.

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madam s.,

she's been famous since she was 14. she's won grammys.
she is NO american idol contestant.

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Chatham's picture

Isn't she a little OLD to still be spelling her name with an "i" at the end? I bet she dots it with a little heart.

Guess what, honey? Your man grew bored with your fake tits, and probably was never interested in your pea brain. And I have zero empathy for you.

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I've watched Eddie Cibrian since he was raping whores on the Young and the Restless. He's hot with a great body and is a decent actor.

I've listened to LeAnn since we were both 14. She's got a terrific voice and has survived a wall of shit falling down on her.

If these two crazy kids want to get together and fuck their brains out, I'm not mad and I really don't give a shit if they're married, because his wife is a plastic bitch and her husband is gayer than I am.

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all she missed saying was 'meet me outside at 3 o'clock'

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‘…messing with the wrong mom’.

Um, how ‘bout trying to be a better example for your kids first you doormat.

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Oh Hekki,

I would imagine he's hearing about it on a daily and nightly basis behind their closed doors. And probably forever more! That's why you probably always just have to move on after something like this happens. The relationship is just too fucked.

SoulTaker's picture

Can bitches still file to sue sluts for 'alienation of affection'?

I got threatened with that once by a psycho jealous angry wife whose husband I'd merely TALKED TO, nothing more. I was only 19 at the time and had no idea what 'alienation of affection' even was tho.

They've been married for 8 years, 2 kids. He's a former soap actor; she's a nobodi. I don't doubt that he cheated. I just question his good judgment and discretion.

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madam s.'s picture

kanderso,

Agreed!

And I don't know who Leann Rimes is either. I'm assuming yet another ex-American Idol contestant who somehow manages to later sell music.

Hekki's picture

Why isn't she mad at her man?

kanderso's picture

Dumb bitch needs to direct some of that anger towards her lyin', cheatin', no-good husband. HE FUCKED ANOTHER WOMAN, you dumbass! No matter how you want to spin it, you delusional cunt, he volunteered his peen for service to another whore!

And I have no fucking idea who your husband is! Don't famewhores generally trade...up? Statement makes no sense.

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Aha ha ha ha all this drama rooting from a Lifetime Movie. I love it!

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Can I just say that I actually watched the Nora Roberts Lifetime movie that Eddie and LeAnn starred in that started this entire thing? It was the shittiest piece of shit I've ever seen, even for Lifetime. Eddie was hunky as ever, and he's not a bad actor, but good lord did LeAnn deliver one ridiculous line after another. My roommates and I howled with laughter and had to rewind it like 6 times during her emotional "breaking down" scene. Stick to the singing, LeAnn...the singing and the man-stealing.

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@ carefreea

Exactly. I would think that if Leann was a hardcore stalker, the tabs would be willing to fork over quite a bit of cash for e-mails, texts, photos, or any kind of proof of Leann's lunacy.

kdracofan's picture

he is sorta hot....*runs away*