Pathetic.
I am directing the above comment at myself for continuing to feed the famewhores. Yes, I've read the signs outside of their cages and my mother even told me that throwing them crumbs will only make things worse. The first step is admitting it, right? Actually, I think the first step should be slapping the caca out of me. Dear Mah Boo, my face is ready to be slapped by your hand... or silvah peen.
This is supposedly Twit & Twat arriving at LAX last night after leaving the jungles of Costa Rica and the set of I'm A Stupid Fuck...Oh Who Cares About This SHIT! Or is it them? E! says that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are actually still in Costa Rica and will make their grand return to the show tonight. Their prayers to Jesus were answered and the producers took them back after they begged.
So this is just some lame stunt created by the producers to get us to believe that the two dick farts are back in the States. Really? This is the best they could do. There's no way Heidi and Spencer would ever cover their b-holes faces up with that many cameras around. It's against their nature! They hear a flash and their famewhoring gene immediately takes over. It's just like how the sound of someone unzipping forces me to my knees. I'm a total mess in dressing rooms.
And try not spit up any of the sweet nectar out of shock when Twit & Twat's "surprising return" is revealed tonight. Again, I'm directing that comment at myself, because I'm the only dumb bitch who watches this suck show.
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Who is contributing drama to a reality show on a carefully orchestrated schedule? This person/couple clearly has no problem at all sacrificing reputation for money. We have actually seen the rough schedule they have worked out to impart drama at key times to keep the bloggers chatting, to keep ratings high, and to raise their payout for this and (hopefully) future ventures. It’s totally designed to drag out this period of fame as long as possible, and orchestrated to stimulate waves of outrage and controversy followed by relative calm and/or sympathy, and then repeated. They are smart enough to realize their 15 minutes will come to an end, so they are milking it for all it’s worth right now. The next time you yell at the TV or text your friends about it, know that you have been used. Oh, and look for the introduction of a new "character" in the near future to shake things up even more. Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here"
Hear that, MK!? Don't let these hos use you!
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Ugh.
Spencer is a whimp.
ughh i am totally pathetic too, bc I am watching this shit purely for Spencer. He is pretty amazing on it even though I hated him on the Hills when I forced myself to watch it for a half a season. I digress, if they leave I am done with this survivor meets fear factor shitshow. How hysterical was him in the dark with all those animals last night? Literally laughed out loud everytime he screamed.
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I watched 10 minutes of this shit last night! Do these two really think they are famous and famous for what? Whoring them selves out.........When Baldwin was baptizing Pratt, my thought was, "wow, this is why some people hate christians"! Assholes like Pratt mocking Christianity. I pity both of them!
When God swings, you better duck!
what's going on now? huh?
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1. Heidi & Spencer never dodge cameras.
2. That woman has legs like me, and I do NOT have legs like Heidi Montag.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
lets kill them. peeeeaaaas.
Twit and Twat have never NOT wanted to be photographed, so if it was them, they would not be covered up by a blanket.
Personally, I am hoping for a hungry critter from Costa Rica to take them out.
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These two make Jon and Kate look interesting.
DON'T BE A FUCKING MORON AND WATCH THE SHOW AND MAYBE THESE 2 FUCKING IDIOTS WILL GO THE FUCK AWAY!!
El Bastardo ~ yes, Janice Dickinson was on the UK version of this crapfest a few years ago. I guess she needs to pay the rent like the rest of us - that's the only explanation I can think of.
Ricki Lake ~ Yates, Yeats, Norman Bates Masturbates. Who gives a crapola. Dlisted is not a spelling or grammar test. Have a Vicondintini, calm down & have some fun.
Christine Hoff ~ you're the cream cheese on my toast.
On the Stephanie Miller radio show this morning, the producer called them "the biggest douchebags" on the show.
I think these two are pretty much hated world wide.
Wasnt Janice Dickinson on the Brit ' Get me outta here '? Now shes on this one? Damn, i hate reality shows.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:44am.
Submitted by Bda on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:39am.
Seriously I wish someone would "take care" of these two. All those psychos in the US and not one will step up tp the plate for a good cause?
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Where are the crazy-ass stalkers when you need one?
MANIMAL5 ~ they're visiting Pigez Hilton or Just Jared.
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Christine Hoff ~ if you're going to wrestle RLake, can I oil you up first??
On Topic: Isn't there a meth-crack head somewhere willing to take Speidi out for a few bucks?
Christine Hoff ~
"I'm an attractive woman, not a sperm covered butt pirate standing on the street for a five dolla holla."
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Submitted by Bda on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:39am.
Seriously I wish someone would "take care" of these two. All those psychos in the US and not one will step up tp the plate for a good cause?
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Where are the crazy-ass stalkers when you need one?
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I promised myself I would not watch it was doing some channel surfin at the commercial break near the end of Canada's Next Top Model and caught this mess. Oy. vey.
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thanks. people have been nominated for a nobel prize for less.
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HILARIOUS!!!! Sheer poetry. It's like reading Yates or Elizabeth Barret Browning.
Submitted by _meh_ on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:29am.
These 2 are the dream of any reality tv producer: no self esteem, no shame, would do anything for the right price and a face you love to hate.
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no shit, right?!?!??!
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Seriously I wish someone would "take care" of these two. All those psychos in the US and not one will step up tp the plate for a good cause? Of getting rid of these two from the public EYE FOREVER!!!!!!!
omg migraine sally, the avie with the gosslin dead beaver hair!!!!! PRICELESS!!!! hahahaha!
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Submitted by _meh_ on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:29am.
These 2 are the dream of any reality tv producer: no self esteem, no shame, would do anything for the right price and a face you love to hate.
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Duh!
Its not like theyre pretending to be anything else....
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
I was flipping through the cahannels and somehow came upon their wedding special and...guess...what!
There was so much drama because LC and Kristin Cavaleri were in the same room *shocked*, aww sh*t...the best series on tv eva!
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
These 2 are the dream of any reality tv producer: no self esteem, no shame, would do anything for the right price and a face you love to hate.
Thank you, topalina.
I eat corn dogs and fried onion rings in your honor.
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Fucka doodle-do.
That is not Heidi. I think if Heidi had leggs that looked that sausagy she would kill herself!
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Hoffalina, I enjoy your post. I'd like to have your poo baby now.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:21am.
" lights joint. puff, puff, give."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:19am.
*hands CTH some popcorn* *stares*
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Hehe. I don't watch this crap either. The only difference is I don't have to announce it in every comment and talk about how it makes me better than everybody else. You know, since we're on a ridiculously stupid, pointless, and shallow bitchy celeb gossip blog. Awesome.
I'm not saying I'm superior, I'm saying I don't watch this shit because it doesn't look appealing to me. Sorry, is that not allowed? Just STFU Ricki, you're the only one who ever starts shit with me and I never even address you. Give it the fuck up.
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This show looks entertaining in the UK and for the second time it gets a big FAIL in the US.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:45am.
If they think anyone in their right mind would believe this fuckery, they're even dumber than I thought.
Really? I'm still struggling to accept that Adam Lambert is gay.
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I hate people who put their fucking things in the sit next to them so nobody can't take it is not like you are using it bitches put your purse on your lap and suitcase on the floor.
I second what Islandgirl said. Don't fucking destroy me for saying so, because I know everyone who doesn't religiously watch reality TV is an asshole, but I'm glad I don't watch this shit and have no TV channels available.
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Why is JHud's baby daddy picking them up from the airport?
DQ- no me! I only have time to watch SYTYCD. You know, people with ACTUAL talent. Other than that, I really haven't had time to watch anythingm except maybe the occasional Bones rerun.
Anyone know when/if Last Comic Standing is going to be on again this year?
*wondering if this is going to be considered off topic*
Ok, for the last time, the one in the UGGs is not Heidi. Obviously signs would not cover her up enough for people to notice its not her. The imposters are BOTH wearing black tarps over their heads, as seen in the black escalade picture. In the sea of black, it is just hard to pick her up.
freebird: "flesh colored beard" LMAO OMG I know, so creeepy!
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was anybody else shocked when heidi did the eating challenge the first night?
i think their people convinced them to go back. spencer esp. came off as way more douchey and disgusting then previously imagined. and what's with heidi praying? so weird.
team mrs. blogo.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:42am.
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That's good. It's about time. I was on the website and Spencer & Heidi have QUIT over their pictures & there's a clip that says, 'Night 2 - Dark Chamber-
Heidi faces the creepiest thing since Spencer's flesh-colored beard' AHAHAH!
If they think anyone in their right mind would believe this fuckery, they're even dumber than I thought.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.