Sabrina The 33-Year-Old Bitch?
Last week, Melissa Joan Hart prayed a million times that Farrah Fawcett would not go off to heaven. And not because the earth would be without one more angel, but because she wanted to be on the cover of People Magazine so desperately. Thoughts like that should be saved for your conversations with Satan.
Page Six says that while promoting her candy store at KTLA's studios in Los Angeles, Melissa Joan Hart was overheard telling someone off-camera that she hoped Farrah wouldn't die, so she could stay on the cover of the magazine. Farrah's death would've knocked off her off.
Melissa should have worried less about Farrah and more about what the Photoshop artistes would do to her. Maybe if she did that, she wouldn't have a serious case of the jaggeds and her hair wouldn't look like Kim Zolciak's winter merkin.
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Ok, this is silly, this chick just lost baby weight. So, what I have friends who have done the same every day. PLEASSSE!!!!!
She also just opened a CANDY SHOP.....WHAT!!!! A candy shop when she is has trainers, personal attendents and nannies......waiting on her day after day. You have got to be kidding.....hypocrite....CITY....Man.....sell fatty products to OTHER PEOPLE!!!
One other thing...her movies have been dreadful....lets see..Christmas in Handcuffs was the same as my Fake Fiance!!!! RIPOFF!!
Finally, that sleepy eye...kills me.
She is 5'2 tall. I don't doubt that she is less than 115.
But, enough sticking up for the witch, fry that bitch!
I'm sure Clarissa explains it all
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 2:08pm.
My letter to the editor is in that issue.
May I ask on which topic? (I hope that's not intrusive.)
Oh, hey. The before picture looks just like me. Bitch stole my face!
She looks about 175 pounds in the before picture and about 130 pounds in the after picture. I went through the same thing. Had 3 kids and then was horrified that I had slowly let myself become large over the years through very unhealthy eating. I was almost as large as Melissa in the before picture. I am down to 130 now, BUT my body doesn't look like that. I would have to wear a one piece because I have the saggy belly skin and stretch marks. How can you weigh that much and then have no stretch marks or saggy skin? I suspect a tummy tuck and good photoshop. Wish I had that option.
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155? I agree - more like 225-250, and she's most certainly not 113 now -- I would guess 135-140. It's pathetic that she has her publicist out there shilling that she lost her "baby weight" to stay relevant, in lieu of a career ("Teenage Witch" was a horrible joke -- that mechanical cat? My god. And her Lifetime TV movies reek too; she seems to be date raped on Lifetime frequently).
She has played the eating disorder card for years in the media to stay relevant. She often did look like a tank on "Teenage Witch", and has never had a neck of any sort, so she either had mega air brushing or lipo on her neck, and definitely a tummy tuck.
I want to smack the smug off her neck-less head. And, someone at People needs to be fired for putting her on the cover. I'm so sick of hearing about weight woes from this talentless hack as well as the Big O. I also hope that Farrah's problematic family (Ryan and his son) take this tacky, mean-spirited desperate bitch to task.
oh and i concur with you, dlisted whorz! aniston has a great bod, great legs!
good for her i say! take care of yourself homegirl!
*yawn* Who the fuck cares? I haven't thought about this ho since her 'Teenage Witch' days...
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:39am.
Here is an idea for women looking to lose the baby weight: DON'T GAIN 80 POUNDS TO DELIVER A 9-POUND BABY. It's not necessary or healthy. At all. Being pregnant doesn't give you license to eat Ben & Jerry's and sour cream by the bucketful. Continuing to eat right and gaining 25-30 pounds is a much healthier and easier option, no?
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I agree 100%! Hell, I would think that 9 pounds is too much for a baby too (unless the mother is very tall). They get hard to deliver the higher the weight is (more c-sections and complications). I always cringe when my girlfriends complain about how they've gained 60 or 70 pounds during pregnancy. There is simply no excuse for that. The whole thing about "eating for two" is a myth. If you eat healthily and normally, you'll gain a proper amount of weight and the baby will be normal weight too. You have a craving for ice cream? Put a scoop in a small bowl and eat it--just don't sit there with the quart in your lap. I've also seen women gain tons of weight only to give birth to a runt. The rest of that weight went on their ass and they have a hell of a time trying to lose it.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:42am.
That's right, everyone ignore my hard 5 seconds of google work for the chart ratio.
113 is thin for 5'2.
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You're totally wrong about 113 being thin for 5'2". It's actually quite perfect, if not a few pounds over from being thin. The rule of thumb for women is that 100 pounds is normal and healthy for someone 5'0" tall. For every inch of height above or below that, add or subtract 5 pounds accordingly. So if someone is 5'4", a good weight to aim for is 120 lbs. If you're 4'11", you can be 95 pounds without problems. You can double check it with your BMI for confirmation. I think we are so used to seeing heavier people nowadays, that we forgot what healthy looks like. Sometimes, I'll look at old family photos from the 1970's and most of the women were thin back in the day. Only once in a while would you encounter some grandmama that was round with heaving breasts.
Someone who 5'2" and 113 lbs is definitely at an ideal weight (and far from being unhealthily skinny) with a BMI of 20.7. Underweight is 18.5 or below. Overweight is 25 and above (if you were 5'2", you would have to be over 135 lbs to be overweight).
As for Melissa Joan Hart, I believe that she is 113 pounds, but she's under five feet tall. I think she looks good in that photo. No extra fat (I know it's photoshop), but no rib bones sticking out either.
Shout out to Michael K. My letter to the editor is in that issue:)
Oh M.E. sweetheart I hope you didn't get upset over my comment!! I was just teasing you ;) I should add a disclaimer to my comments: nothing I say should be taken seriously at all. HAHA except the part where I'm happy to be me.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Why can celebrities ever tell the truth?
That photo of her claiming to weigh 155 pounds is horseshit. She has to weigh at least 250 pounds.
The photo of her claiming to weigh 113 pounds is also horsehit. She has to weigh at least 130 pounds.
I'm 5'3" and weigh about 195 and I don't look like Joan's fatty photo.
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:45pm.
...and (if true) like that, I just lost all the respect as entertainer and human being I had for Ms. Joanhart.
Oh, and good bye to those happy memories from watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch... same sad thing happened before to me when I found Laura Prepon (That 70's Show) was into $cientology.
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I'm cutting Melissa some slack (wishing Farrah to live not die) but I'm totally with you on Laura Prepon AND Danny Masterson. Between that and the douchebag Ashton Kutcher became, I can't ever watch That 70s show the way I used to.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:01am.
Oh, please. Everybody here has said/thought worse, myself included. Doesn't make it a nice thing to say but cunty bitches shouldn't throw stones
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Thank you. ITA. I think she was probably just kidding, but when you get right down to it, she was wishing the woman would LIVE. If she wished death on her that might be on the edge of cunty overload, but sheesh.
Now, because I am the Queen of Cunty myself, I will say this: why does this bitch always look like she's sucking her face back into her neck? It's like there's no chin definition-- its face or neck, no in-between. Creepy.
...and (if true) like that, I just lost all the respect as entertainer and human being I had for Ms. Joanhart.
Oh, and good bye to those happy memories from watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch... same sad thing happened before to me when I found Laura Prepon (That 70's Show) was into $cientology.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:41am.
I agree....I do NOT see "113" here. Unless she is 5 ft tall.
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I think she really is 5' tall. She's very short - maaaaaybe 5'1".
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:47am.
Really good genes
is not true my sister is 220 lbs and never had kids and she has the same genes I have so does that mean I have to get fat? nope
its called you are lazy or you are not so shove it
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Uhh, yeah. Really? You're going to run with that theory, huh? Assuming you are a female, you and your sister do NOT have the exact same genes unless you are identical twins. Let's put it this way-- Do you think that just because a brother and sister have the exact same parents that they have the exact same genes? If so, you better check between your legs...just to make SURE.
You get half of your genes from your mom, and half from your dad. Think this one through.
FUCK THIS BITCH, AM I SUPPOSED TO APPLAUD HER BECAUSE SHE GOT FAT AND THEN LOST WEIGHT..FUCK WE CAN ALL FUCKING DO THAT..I WORK MY ASS EVERY MORNING SO I WON'T BECOME A FAT SLOB LIKE THIS CUNT..SO TO THIS CUNT CONGRATS ON LOSING THE WEIGHT, BUT I GIVE YOU FUCKING 3 MONTHS AND YOU WILL BE FATTER THAN BEFORE..FUCKING CUNT!!
There is an argument for the lucky genes. I do know a woman with 4 kids and every time she gave birth, she left the hospital in her pre-preg jeans.
Bitch.
Really good genes
is not true my sister is 220 lbs and never had kids and she has the same genes I have so does that mean I have to get fat? nope
its called you are lazy or you are not so shove it
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
HAHA that's what she meant to say! She has really good mom jeans!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:39am.
Here is an idea for women looking to lose the baby weight: DON'T GAIN 80 POUNDS TO DELIVER A 9-POUND BABY. It's not necessary or healthy. At all. Being pregnant doesn't give you license to eat Ben & Jerry's and sour cream by the bucketful. Continuing to eat right and gaining 25-30 pounds is a much healthier and easier option, no?
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Absolutely 100% correct. Granted, pregnancy cravings are a BITCH! But you gotta take care of yourself.
If you get pregnant and are already underweight/thin, they suggest weight gain of 35-45lbs. If you are within normal weight, 25-35lbs. Over weight, 15-25lbs. Obese, I don't know the guidline, but I'd suggest 8-10 (baby weight only) lol.
It's not that hard to take care of yourself when pregnant.
exactly bitchette! I am 5'6", and when I got down to 113, everyone was asking me if I was ok- I looked emaciated.....and I DO have "good genes"! (but I got them from my Dad)lol
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WTF is going on up in here? I was ready to bust a move on Wonky the Second and I see this JA mess!
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Stoney- i have really good jeans. they're the perfect length, never to tight and go with everything. i got them from my mom. SO THERE.!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
and there's no way the teenage witch is 113. unless she's like 4'11".
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I agree....I do NOT see "113" here. Unless she is 5 ft tall.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
I am equally annoyed at bitches who claim in all seriousness that they have "really good genes" bitch please! Don't you know how pretentious and ridiculous that sounds?! So your genes are better than mine because your mom is skinny? Stupid whore!
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what's going on? i heard there was a bitch fight.
i like JA. great body, i think she's really pretty and really funny. and if she does smoke weed i like her even more.. and she loves her dogs.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Here is an idea for women looking to lose the baby weight: DON'T GAIN 80 POUNDS TO DELIVER A 9-POUND BABY. It's not necessary or healthy. At all. Being pregnant doesn't give you license to eat Ben & Jerry's and sour cream by the bucketful. Continuing to eat right and gaining 25-30 pounds is a much healthier and easier option, no?
MJH might have good genes, but they played no role whatsoever with her pregnancy weight gain. That is a typical "let yourself go". There is NO excuse to gain 75 GD lbs when pregnant.
She doesnt look 113 at all! She looks about 125...I cant stand this bitch...Typical ass backward celeb statement...
On losing the baby weight: “I wasn't in any hurry to lose the pregnancy weight. I did lose it, but only once I put my mind to it. I am lucky to have really good genes; my mom is super-skinny after having all of us. I found that after having Mason, as soon as I stopped breastfeeding it was easier to drop the extra pounds. When you're trying to feed your kids healthy food, you take better care of yourself. After I had Brady, I began eating healthier right away. I was also chasing around a very active 2-year-old, which meant constant calorie burning.”
"Really good genes"???? Blech! Fucking liar, look at her, she is a homely beast who was a gigantic pregnant fatty. I would think having "really good genes" would have helped her a little more than that. She is one of the LAST people on earth I would credit with having good genes...I am not a fan of them, but has she ever heard of Rebecca Romaine who popped out twins & looked almost like she wasnt ever even pregnant like a week later. Or even Heidi Klum...
I think Aniston is pretty. Not beautiful, but pretty....and her body is PERFECT.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
I like Aniston.
Don't know what that has to do with this thread exactly, but I am a Jen Hen. I have no kids, a womb with no view and cats! TEAM KIEFER and ANISTON!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I've seen that People. The photos of her inside are equally fanciful. Her hubs is quite trim (but balding prematurely).
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I hate people who put their fucking things in the sit next to them so nobody can't take it is not like you are using it bitches put your purse on your lap and suitcase on the floor.
this chick has always annoyed me. Never found her to be pretty either.
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"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."
- Ceiling Eye's Mgr, about the rumor she'd replace Speidi "I'm a Celebrity...."
Haha Stoney. I was talking about Sensimina. And yes, she did. They looked like they were taken in the filthiest, most digusting squalor-filled projects in the Bronx that you could find. I feel bad for her, poor dear. So desperate and angry.
People here spend all day talking about how beautiful Susan Boyle is and how assy Jennifer Aniston looks. Pardon me if I think it seems a bit biased by outside forces lol.
M.E.,
Gotcha!! I was too lazy to read all the way back =)
Snowy!!
Jen Hen!!! Bwhaha!! Jelly Angelina h8tr!!!
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I saw the cover in person and it is not jagged. It is just the pixels on the screen.
Oh, and I was addressing ElB's question. Sorry.
Edited to add...Thanks, Deb! (-:
Anniston is not Stunning but it has a killer body!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
angel: I freaking love that site!
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 11:27am.
Ditto.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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She has gaping vagina pictures on her myspace?!
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Sweet! I've gotta do some groc shopping today. I'll be perusing the photoshop job while in line.
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