Sabrina The 33-Year-Old Bitch?
Last week, Melissa Joan Hart prayed a million times that Farrah Fawcett would not go off to heaven. And not because the earth would be without one more angel, but because she wanted to be on the cover of People Magazine so desperately. Thoughts like that should be saved for your conversations with Satan.
Page Six says that while promoting her candy store at KTLA's studios in Los Angeles, Melissa Joan Hart was overheard telling someone off-camera that she hoped Farrah wouldn't die, so she could stay on the cover of the magazine. Farrah's death would've knocked off her off.
Melissa should have worried less about Farrah and more about what the Photoshop artistes would do to her. Maybe if she did that, she wouldn't have a serious case of the jaggeds and her hair wouldn't look like Kim Zolciak's winter merkin.
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Clarisse: Because this site is filled with Mon jean wearing pathetic Jen hens!
LOLOLOLOLOLL kidding, I just wanted to say "JEN HEN"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Clarisse - Since the post is about how MJH lost all this weight, we started discussing who we thought had great bodies, which JA was mentioned, and voila!
To me, Jennifer Anniston has a perfect figure, a pretty face, and a wonderful life. By all accounts, she is beautiful on the inside, too. Lots of gal pals who are quite loyal to her.
I will never understand the hate for her.
OOOO bitch fight!
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Hahaha!! How on earth did a thread about Sabrina become an Aniston post?
Damn! I stayed up toooo late last night!
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El Bastardo ~ Chiniston Anniston is okay...I can handle her as long as I can duct tape her mouth shut. She strikes me as the type that would be yapping & complaining while in the rompus room.
The word "merkin" just does not get used enough these days. Thank you, Micheal K.
edited because I am taking things to personally today.
ElB,
I think she is really pretty too.
Angieho has nothing on her in the looks dept.
El B
I don't think JA is fug, personally. I think she has a really hot body and grooms herself really well, but with her strong jaw and face shape and nose, she resembles a treasure troll to me. I know a lot of girls who say they think she's gross but she's definitely not. She just has a different look.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I think she meant Farrah from Rock of Love/Charm School ;P
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I dont understand. Do people really think Jen Aniston is ugly? I dont get it, maybe not beautiful but she is purty. Damn, i would over and over and over. :o)
I like MJH, but seriously. If I had the money and time to have nannies, a nutritionist, personal trainer and all time in the world to lose weight, I would. Just like she did. She doesn't work 9 to 5 and probably has help with the kids. It's really easy for Hollywood actors to lose weight and keep it off. Not to mention the fact that they can also get prescription drugs to help. Unlike us everyday people who are struggling to take care & support our children. I'm also quite sick of the weight pluses and minuses all the time. I don't give a crap about Hollywood and their weightloss/weightgains. Stop reading these nonsense articles and maybe they will finally get the point!
I'm short, have lumps and bumps in all kinds of places, but everything is natural, it is ME and I LOVE me :) I waste my energy on more important things than comparing my weight with everyone elses. Only comment I can make is, glad I'm not obese and have to ride around in a rascal!
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Why women say JA has ugly face and men don't:
From OHINY:
2PM Our Ancestors Were Hunters, You Know
Male intern #1: Was she hot?
Male intern #2: She had a huge rack.
Female intern: (laughs)
Male intern #1: What? Are boobs funny now?
Female intern: No, he just didn't really answer the question.
Male intern #2: Yeah, I did. He basically said "would you do her?" and I said "yeah."
Female intern: No, I mean, if you just saw her face, would you say she was pretty?
Male intern #2: If I saw just her face?
Female intern: Yeah.
Male intern #2: I wouldn't recognize her.
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M.E. darling: thinking Shauna Sand has the perfect body = psychiatric help. Please get some, love.
And DAMN MK you are right! MJH has a SERIOUS case of the jaggeds! Makes me wonder just HOW much was sliced off there.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
I have a friend who is 5'9" and 105 and she is very thin but doesnt look sick im 5'7" and 130 and probably look like MJH
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Funnily enough, the only person on this site who constantly talks about how fat and ugly they think I am is a bitter gay with vagina envy.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I dont know if her come back is gonna be that great, now she will forever be known as that cunt that wanted Farrah dead.
When the open post comes I have a fun bonding topic. It occurred to me last night. I think you guys will dig it.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:52am.
I'm 6'4" and 64lbs, i look good, wobbly, but good.
Lucky bitch! I'm the same height but 75 lbs. I'm such a cow =(
I'm trying to get to 45lbs, then move to a country with no wind! :)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:52am.
I'm 6'4" and 64lbs, i look good, wobbly, but good.
Lucky bitch! I'm the same height but 75 lbs. I'm such a cow =(
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Funnily enough, the only people I ever hear make fun of Jennifer Aniston's face are women. All the straight guys I know think she's bangin'. Sounds like some people are jealous because "Chinnifer Maniston" looks better at 40 than they do at 22.
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....But she does look like a Treasure Troll! Hey, they're cute! http://www.googlyfoogly.com/images/evil_treasure_trolls.jpg
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Well I think that Beth Ditto has the perfect body.
Argue that bitches.
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:58am.
Of course JA has a fucking HOT body, her face looks like a Treasure Troll. She has to compensate!
Really? I'd crawl through broken bottles and barbwire just to throw stones at her handbag, shes lovely.
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Stoney - Yes, she is muscular, toned and trim.
I'd kill for her legs.
Of course JA has a fucking HOT body, her face looks like a Treasure Troll. She has to compensate!
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*trailer voice* Thanks, dollbaby!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
you know stoney, i sometimes watch old episodes of freinds and think the same thing when i see her in those killer dresses she always wore lol
Well I think Jennifer Aniston has the perfect body. If we're all gonna go there.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:49am.
Sure angel I, LOL at your avie.
The Gosselin really is the hottest new thing, the groomer gave it to my Lhasa Apso a couple weeks ago!
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LOL! I had a Lhasa once that would have looked GREAT with a Gosslein!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:19am.
they totally added waddle to her neck in that photo. theres no way at 155 she'd have had that much
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oooh good catch. i missed that.
i think they have the part time mail room clerks on a work release program doing the front cover pshopping.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:42am.
HAHA! You funny. And the only one providing a scientific argument based on facts. =)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:48am.
yeah she looked super fab in those movie.
i mean she was thin but not rail thin. just thought she looked amazing...wonder what those twins did to her body...
sometimes i wish i wasnt so short so i could look more like that...i mean being so short, even the slightest bit of weight and i look like a porker. ppfftt
I'm 6'4" and 64lbs, i look good, wobbly, but good.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:47am.
And it's BECAUSE of articles like this and actresses and models that LIE about their weight and size that thousands of teenage girls are insecure and on diets and bulimec/ano.
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lol, yes, they are indeed cheesy as it gets...i mean i watched it so ^shrug^
i liked hart in her Clarissa/early Sabrina days
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:07am.
specialkt I will kill you! "My Fake Fiance" was the best movie EVER! Ok, so it wasn't "good," but Joseph Lawrence was surprisingly charming and sexy, and they were cute together. I wanted to lick his arms and be her bitchy bff. ABC Family movies are such cheesy goodness.
Damn straight Stoney. EVERYONE is fat!!! That's the way bitches at Dlisted roll.
Who the hell is going to buy this????? hell, who even buys magazines anymore? but a magazine with some has-been celebrity in it?? who cares????? You lost weight, so did I bitch and you don't see me on the cover of any damn magazine, why is your weight loss more important than me? You are a nobody too.
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Reeeeeally REALLY bad pshopping. If I can see the jaggies sitting back in my chair on a small pic on my monitor - wow. They're not even fucking trying anymore - and this is a big magazine right? And the thing is - it's SO EASY to do!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
greenfinch - Oh, yes, before she was pregnant, that woman was ALL kinds of HOT! Shit, she was NAKED in the X-Men movies, just pained.
And it's BECAUSE of articles like this and actresses and models that LIE about their weight and size that thousands of teenage girls are insecure and on diets and bulimec/ano.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:43am.
see and i think rebecca romain has the perfect body..well she did i dont k nwo what she looks like now lol
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Doesn't really matter anyway - she's still not the least bit attractive.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:38am.
the funny thing is when i was around 113lbs. i wasnt even close to a size two. i was always a 5/6 its all dependant on bone structure too. like my mom was 135lbs most of her life at 5'9 but was always at least a size ten. so 113 looks different on one person to the next. but i agree. theres no way brit is a 115lbs.
Stoney - thanks to fucked up body image, I think most people are fat too. Especially myself.
But.....I try to remember that people have different body types and not everyone can be thin like Shauna Sand. Who, for some FUCKED up reason, aside from her watermelons, I think has the perfect body.
*shoots self*