Sabrina The 33-Year-Old Bitch?
Last week, Melissa Joan Hart prayed a million times that Farrah Fawcett would not go off to heaven. And not because the earth would be without one more angel, but because she wanted to be on the cover of People Magazine so desperately. Thoughts like that should be saved for your conversations with Satan.
Page Six says that while promoting her candy store at KTLA's studios in Los Angeles, Melissa Joan Hart was overheard telling someone off-camera that she hoped Farrah wouldn't die, so she could stay on the cover of the magazine. Farrah's death would've knocked off her off.
Melissa should have worried less about Farrah and more about what the Photoshop artistes would do to her. Maybe if she did that, she wouldn't have a serious case of the jaggeds and her hair wouldn't look like Kim Zolciak's winter merkin.
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LOL@Stoney: I think a LOT of people lie about their weight. Because they weigh some normal number but hear about some ultra-attractive girl weighing ten less than that...but it's just not all about he numbers. It depends on how much muscle you have, what your bone structure is like and so on...
I know cuz I used to struggle with that insecurity and I made myself too thin thinking I had to get to a certain number instead of paying attention to the fact that extra numbers or no, I wasn't fatter than anyone else...
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That's right, everyone ignore my hard 5 seconds of google work for the chart ratio.
113 is thin for 5'2.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:35am.
did i say that 85lbs was an ok weight? isaid it was way too skinny...geesh so no, i do not think i am crazy. me thinks i dont understand what youre getting at. lol
D-list celebrities losing weight apparently is the new fad for the magazines, Jesus how boring. And how pathetic for these losers to embarass themselves in a pitiful attempt to jump-start fading or non-existent careers. Leave us alone, we'd already forgotten about your sorry asses. I know I wasn't losing sleep wondering where this twat was.
ricki, I am NOT one of those people shrieking about how everyone who isn't 200 pounds is anorexic. I think everyone is fat!
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That was mean if she said it out loud..but anyone who wants to be famous & gets a chance to be on the cover would think that, at least for a second. If major news happens, you lose your chance. I heard when 9/11 happened & lot of people lost their chance to be on the nightly news
Ricki, you're a dude right? So you've never actually been 5'2" 113 right? When I was 5'2" 113 I was in a size 2 jeans and a lot of people told me I was too skinny. No, it's not scary skinny like Keira Knightly or Nicole Richie circa 2007, but it is thin. Definitely thinner than Melissa Joan Hart on this cover. It also blows my mind when people say Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears weigh 115. Who do they think they are fooling? I have eyes.
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Nice jagged edged photo shopping on her legs. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
And I agree, for a woman who just spat out two kids within a year or so together, who gained TONS of weight pregnant. She looks good.
Melissa was NEVER considered "skinny" so good for her.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:28am.
i have a friend that is 5 feet and says shes 95 lbs but looks too skinny. i'd say shes closer to 85. has some problem with being a 3 digit weight. its just way too skinny for any grown woman. 113 would look skinny but not scary skinny. im 5'4 and when i was 113 it was really thin, but not lollipop head thin thats for sure.
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Are you crazy? Nicole Richie was 80 pounds back in her crackhead, wrong freeway driving days and she was half the size this girl looks on the cover. Remember, someone who appears painfully thin in real life, might appear bloated and chubby on film...
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:28am.
i have a friend that is 5 feet and says shes 95 lbs but looks too skinny. i'd say shes closer to 85. has some problem with being a 3 digit weight. its just way too skinny for any grown woman. 113 would look skinny but not scary skinny. im 5'4 and when i was 113 it was really thin, but not lollipop head thin thats for sure.
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And by the way, 113 at 5'2" DOES look pretty damn thin. I don't know what ricki is smoking. "
Eh. Maybe to the people shrieking about how everyone who isn't 200 pounds is anorexic. Ideas of "fat" and "thin" have gotten really skewed in this country. 113 pounds on someone is 5'2" is normal, although it might not look it 'cause we're used to seeing 5'2" people who weigh 140-150. My bulimic friend is 5'2" and weights about 95 pounds, THAT looks scary thin. When she was in the 110-120 range she looked normal - thin but not super skinny. That's what I'm basing it on.
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:25am.
Good point.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:22am.
i agree, always with the now half their size covers in people standing in their old pants like in the one leg holding them out.
thanks for making me feel like a fat ass for not weighing 113lbs people.
*assholes*
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:22am.
And people wonder why our society is so weight obsessed.
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Just imagine the average weight of the typical People subscriber.
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Oh and another thing about People: All they do is have weight stories. Is it a gossip mag or a women/men's health mag. Valerie Bertinelli was just on the cover in a bikini, Kirstie Ally GAINED weight and was on cover, they always covering the Biggest Loser show! What's the deal, if I wanted to read about weight all the time, I'd buy Fitness! Well I don't buy People either, so I guess I should stop bitching.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Poor Farrah. I'm glad she held on another week to give this bitch her 1 second of glory.
What a sacrifice!
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they totally added waddle to her neck in that photo. theres no way at 155 she'd have had that much
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:08am
contents of said garbage can
approx 8 old newspapers that were on desk for about 4 weeks,
1/3 of a cup of tea from timmies that got cold and i couldnt finish
an old sticky note and the wrapper to a magazine that i appear to have a subscription to that i never ordered and dont pay for :P
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Who cares if she lost weight/said something cunty - she's gonna be forgotten about tomorrow anyway.
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eh, taken with a grain of salt. it's too easy to bullshit something like this. a 'source' 'overheard' her say something off-camera ... okay.
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:11am.
HAHA @ the before picture.
I cant wait to get this magazine and read about Brad and Angelina's big night out.
so exciting!
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I was just wondering if he had his tuxedo pockets full of baby wipes. You know, to wipe off all the piss.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Who cares!?!?!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 9:47am.
You mean PEOPLE did not put Brangelina's Big Night Out front & center???
HEADS WILL ROLL!!!
BLASPHEMY!!!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE PITTS!
Aww, I loved her as Sabrina, she was all kinds of cute.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Bullshit.
And by the way, 113 at 5'2" DOES look pretty damn thin. I don't know what ricki is smoking.
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I googled the ratio chart.
For a woman who is 5'2" 108 is low, 149 is high, with the average being 129.5
It is possible for her to be 113 but my guess would be about 120.
HAHA @ the before picture.
I cant wait to get this magazine and read about Brad and Angelina's big night out.
so exciting!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:05am.
Question: What else was in your garbage can and did the muffin kind of sit on the top or sink down below?
Not saying you should eat it out of the garbage or anything crazy like that...but...no sense in wasting a perfectly good low-fat muffin :)
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The edges of her bathing suit top/bust and her thighs are so jaggedy she looks like she's made out of Legos.
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She is so NOT 113! Give me a fucking break! She looks about 143 on that cover.
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I dont think she is fat! but she is not 113.
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I think she looks good. Not overly skinny. Still got some squish to her. Good work, Clarissa.
I doubt she said that about Farrah. That sounds like BS. I may be biased because I love her a little bit - I've always thought she was a cutie.
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looking at this made me throw out 2/3s of my muffin cause i want to lose like 40lbs too lol and now i dotn want to eat hahahaha. it was a low fat muffin too :(
If I were a celebrity, I would beg NOT to be on the cover of People.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by blixicles on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 10:01am.
farrah is still alive?!?
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Bottom-feeder.
I liked her better chubby. Back then she was like the cute older sister you wanted to down margaritas with in the backyard. Now she's the skinny Hollywood stereotype you don't want to talk to.
That is some bad photoshopping. They should leave it to the professionals on Dlisted. She'd have smooth lines and Gosselin hair.
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I think she looks great, she just popped two kids out fairly recently. I actually agree with Ricki. I mean, her weave needs a little help but she's pretty. If she can wrangle her way to the cover of people that's her business, I'd rather see that shit than Kirstie Alley bitching about how she accidentally gained 400 pounds again, or the latest Messiah baby.
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she could use some implants, LOL
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farrah is still alive?!?
Oh, please. Everybody here has said/thought worse, myself included. Doesn't make it a nice thing to say but cunty bitches shouldn't throw stones.
There is not way In hell she is 113 lbs. she looks aboout my weight and I'm nowhere near that weight.
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And yes, she's only 5'2" - 113 pounds at that height doesn't necessarily look stick-thin. Especially since she's had kids, that changes/widens your body. She may be a little more than 113, but I doubt she's over 120. And she looks much better than she did last summer - PLUS all the pics in the magazine are better than the (admittedly odd) cover shot. Clarissa Darling forever! She can beat you at Brain Drain and has an alligator named Elvis! Fuck you haters! You're just mad she has a computer and can make video games featuring her friends and family on it! You're totally jelly 'cause she's about to be 16 and will finally be able to drive! You hate it that your bff doesn't visit you by climbing up a ladder to your room! Na na na na na...na na na na na na...Way Cool...
did anyone watch the atrocity she acted in on ABC Family where she was a girl looking to marry just for the gifts? oy vey.